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2013-06-17 02:31:31 PM
Worked on me.
 
2013-06-17 02:43:53 PM
tramadola.net
 
2013-06-17 02:48:54 PM
My legs are hairy as all get-out, and I'm still not going into the mens room at Grand Central Station.  No way.
 
2013-06-17 02:55:11 PM
You might drive away the numerically superior garden-variety perv with that tactic, however you would be attracting a more specialized class of perv in turn. Due to the relative scarcity of yeti-legged females, the ones you do attract will likely be more persistent and creepier.
 
2013-06-17 02:57:36 PM
Wear those to a bar, then go on facebook to complain about how to one gives you free drinks.
 
2013-06-17 02:59:48 PM
Yeah, I think those'd pretty much keep everyone away, except perhaps Sasquatch.
 
2013-06-17 03:02:56 PM
nobody messes with sasquatch
 
2013-06-17 03:03:39 PM
Or you could... ya know... not dress like a whore. Either way.
 
2013-06-17 03:04:19 PM
Hey that's great our legs match. We're like soul mates.
 
2013-06-17 03:06:27 PM
Required logins to a Microsoft site drive me away.

Bad subby.
 
2013-06-17 03:07:56 PM
But what if your into that? I think those types would be far more creepy than your garden variety perv.
 
2013-06-17 03:08:10 PM
Japan is just catching up with the rest of the world. Hungarian women have been using this tactic against me for years
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-17 03:13:32 PM
I dunno, apparently this approach works like a charm for hipster neckbeards.
 
2013-06-17 03:17:01 PM
I guess they don't know about guys with a hairy woman fetish.
 
2013-06-17 03:17:40 PM
I have the strangest boner right now.
 
2013-06-17 03:19:38 PM

Wool E Mammoth: I have the strangest boner right now.


Overplayed.
 
2013-06-17 03:27:25 PM
It wouldn't work as a ward on me. It's like: "one more thing I have in common with you -hairy legged lady"
 
2013-06-17 03:29:27 PM

Cold_Sassy: Yeah, I think those'd pretty much keep everyone away, except perhaps Sasquatch.


i.qkme.me
 
2013-06-17 03:33:40 PM
FTA: Others are unimpressed: "If it has come to this, why not just wear pants?"


imgs.xkcd.com

I call it "ciberido's 8th law": There is a xkcd comic and/or Weird Al Yankovic song for any situation.  Or at least any Fark thread.
 
2013-06-17 03:35:31 PM
People wearing these will probably just attract the special interest pervs instead of the general pervs. They should also avoid using a wide stance in public restrooms.
 
2013-06-17 03:41:42 PM
Disgusting.  I have to say, I think this would work.  All you have to lose is your pride.
 
2013-06-17 03:42:05 PM
Like you haven't noticed the increase use of leggings/yoga/lululemon pants in recent years?

Girls only shave their legs for special occasions.
 
2013-06-17 03:44:49 PM
Dated a lady who worked for the CIA once.
She's dead now so I can tell you this.
She had hairy legs and was not going to shave them.
I made her wear angora leg warmers to bed.
Worked for me.
 
2013-06-17 03:57:10 PM
It keeps pervs away? Yeah? So what?!
So does a Burqa!


/popcorn?
//No. Not serious. Only a good kick to the nads keeps a perv away
///or good slashies
 
2013-06-17 03:58:27 PM

vudukungfu: Dated a lady who worked for the CIA once.
She's dead now so I can tell you this.
She had hairy legs and was not going to shave them.
I made her wear angora leg warmers to bed.
Worked for me.


What does the CIA have to do with.... never mind. I don't think I want to know.
 
2013-06-17 03:58:58 PM
This will just become a new fetish. You cannot stop the perv. It is futile to try. Your resistance just makes the penis harder.
 
2013-06-17 03:59:50 PM

vudukungfu: Dated a lady who worked for the CIA once.
She's dead now so I can tell you this.
She had hairy legs and was not going to shave them.
I made her wear angora leg warmers to bed.
Worked for me.


At least she killed Bin Laden.
 
2013-06-17 04:04:45 PM

BlackMtnMan: I guess they don't know about guys with a hairy woman fetish.


I refuse to accept that this is a real thing. Refuse.
 
2013-06-17 04:07:47 PM

FARK rebel soldier: Japan is just catching up with the rest of the world. Hungarian women have been using this tactic against me for years
[i.imgur.com image 360x480]


Did you mean China?

Also, I have extremely hair legs, down to my ankles, where the hair completely stops, at the same height on both legs. I think I wore socks too much when I was developing. I'm pretty sure it was a joke and there's no "Hairy Stockings."
 
2013-06-17 04:11:51 PM

vudukungfu: Dated a lady who worked for the CIA once.
She's dead now so I can tell you this.
She had hairy legs and was not going to shave them.
I made her wear angora leg warmers to bed.
Worked for me.


Let me guess she never took of her bra or fully removed her panties during sex.
 
2013-06-17 04:15:10 PM

vudukungfu: Dated a lady who worked for the CIA once.
She's dead now so I can tell you this.
She had hairy legs and was not going to shave them.
I made her wear angora leg warmers to bed.
Worked for me.


Culinary Institute of America?
/kinky
 
2013-06-17 04:21:00 PM
My legs are hairy and I never get hit on in public. There is real science behind this.
 
2013-06-17 04:39:41 PM
So, one possible rape deferred, maybe, a carful of subway riders who wanna barf even more than usual.
 
2013-06-17 04:51:44 PM
Hoping not to find the "Good morning, son" picture.  Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-06-17 05:12:34 PM
Won't work against furries I fear.
 
2013-06-17 05:12:55 PM

Cagey B: You might drive away the numerically superior garden-variety perv with that tactic, however you would be attracting a more specialized class of perv in turn. Due to the relative scarcity of yeti-legged females, the ones you do attract will likely be more persistent and creepier.


This

It is like a boss level of perv
 
2013-06-17 06:12:41 PM
Why not just stop shaving?

/I only shave my legs on special occasions or when I have a boyfriend.
//special occasion coming up!
///will wax instead
 
2013-06-17 06:32:26 PM

EsteeFlwrPot: Why not just stop shaving?

/I only shave my legs on special occasions or when I have a boyfriend.
//special occasion coming up!
///will wax instead


My experience - Ladies who left their underarms untended produced waaaay more pheromone fog than girls who shaved and liberally applied deodorant, masking the fog. It was like walking in a wall of "Do me, do me now"

Just saying.
 
2013-06-17 06:38:26 PM

Cagey B: You might drive away the numerically superior garden-variety perv with that tactic, however you would be attracting a more specialized class of perv in turn. Due to the relative scarcity of yeti-legged females, the ones you do attract will likely be more persistent and creepier.


Yeah, I am sure the guys that go around raping men don't really care if the man shaved his legs.  If a man raping another man required shaved legs, male swimmers would need around the clock bodyguards.  However bodybuilders will be left on their own.  They probably want it anyway.

EsteeFlwrPot: Why not just stop shaving?

/I only shave my legs on special occasions or when I have a boyfriend.
//special occasion coming up!
///will wax instead


Way ahead of you, for I have never shaved my legs.
 
2013-06-17 06:52:40 PM
Saw someone when I was in the airport a month ago that still has me wondering if it was a guy with moobs or a militant lesbian that I saw.  His/her legs were hairier than mine, and that's kinda hard.
 
2013-06-17 07:20:52 PM
Stopped shaving the legs years ago. No difference in the style of creeper, but I do get dirty looks from the yuppie types.

/so it's a win/win
 
2013-06-17 08:10:05 PM
Yet another sign of the impending apocolypse.

/ like we need another
 
2013-06-17 09:38:29 PM
All this will do is bring out the EVEN WEIRDER fetishists! Your move, uptight coonts!
 
2013-06-17 10:47:20 PM
I wear scrub pants pretty much all the time for work. It's more of a pain to shave because the few days I'm not at work, I dress for myself. The world can go fark itself if it expects me to look anything more than "halfway decent" on days I'm not already covered in dog/cat hair or any manner of animal excreta.

/single
//well that explains that
///hosiery is the devil anyway, adding fake hair to it doesn't make it any better
 
2013-06-18 12:10:37 AM

TwiztidDream: I wear scrub pants pretty much all the time for work. It's more of a pain to shave because the few days I'm not at work, I dress for myself. The world can go fark itself if it expects me to look anything more than "halfway decent" on days I'm not already covered in dog/cat hair or any manner of animal excreta.

/single
//well that explains that
///hosiery is the devil anyway, adding fake hair to it doesn't make it any better


I completely understand. I work in a classroom of 13 autistic/special needs preschool children and if anyone expects me to look presentable when i'm at work or going to work they can go somewhere.
 
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