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(BBC)   Bad: Having a neighbor sneak into your house and steal your pens and cell phone charger. Adorable: It's your neighbor's cat   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 30
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2013-06-17 02:39:47 PM
8 votes:
i181.photobucket.com
2013-06-17 02:11:05 PM
7 votes:
home.comcast.net
2013-06-17 02:39:43 PM
4 votes:
Adorable?
news.bbcimg.co.uk
Does one have to apply the 'British' moniker to the moggies as well?
2013-06-17 02:54:32 PM
3 votes:
When my daughter was a baby, I endured this problem. Not my cat AJ(rip), but you get the idea.

thislight.files.wordpress.com
2013-06-17 02:48:58 PM
3 votes:

d23: With my bad luck, the cat would look like this...


Aaack! Thbbft!
2013-06-17 02:41:13 PM
3 votes:
A friend of mine had a small dog that went through a false pregnancy. It went through the house gathering up all of the phones.  Every time the phone rung, the dog would run to them and cuddle with the phones till they stopped "crying".  The vet said it would go away in about a few months. Until it did, my friend and her husband had to live with the fact that their dog freaked out every time her babies cried, and one of them would talk up a puppy butt.
2013-06-17 06:52:47 PM
2 votes:
I have a cat who likes to steal things.  I say she's part ferret.  She mostly likes to knock things off of tables, just to watch them fall.  But if the object still seems interesting when it hits the floor, she'll grab it and take off.  Or for things like pens and hair bands, she knows what they are, so she tries to snatch and run as fast as she can before we stop her.  I am sure we'll find her stash someday.

She also loves to grab your straw from the glass and take off running with it, fluid flowing from the end.  Straws have to be watched closely and then disposed of quickly or you will find smoothie or shake matter trailing across the floor to the mangled straw remains wherever she ditched it.

There are too many coyotes around here for cats to be outdoors.  Not that I'm a big fan of letting cats out anyway, but definitely not in this area.  So the neighbor's straws are safe from her.
2013-06-17 04:53:10 PM
2 votes:
t3.gstatic.com
2013-06-17 02:59:21 PM
2 votes:
Long as she didn't get the red Swingline.
www.geektoypia.com
2013-06-17 02:56:12 PM
2 votes:

Matthew Keene: When my daughter was a baby, I endured this problem. Not my cat AJ(rip), but you get the idea.

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You kept mistaking your daughter for the cat?  I'll bet getting that diaper on AJ was a real chore...
2013-06-17 02:46:59 PM
2 votes:
Mug shot confirms the "kind" of cat I suspected
2013-06-17 02:32:14 PM
2 votes:

Queensowntalia: ArkAngel: Anyone else read that as "penis"?

Yes.

Having your neighbor's cat steal your penis would be pretty bad indeed.


Check the medicine cabinet before you go blaming a cat
2013-06-17 10:25:23 PM
1 votes:

Cold_Sassy: I had a cat that did this, except he (to the best of my knowledge) only stole stuff that was already in the house and then he hid it behind a tallboy dresser.

A couple years later, moved the dresser to paint and was pretty blown away by the collection of stuff he'd stashed back there.  Glad to see some of it again, that was for sure.


We have a thief in our house. Every 6 months or so, we move the sofa & love seat so that I can take back all the nail polish bottles, pens, lip glosses, nail files, and money that our little black ninja burglar of a kitty has taken. Her desire for stealing cylindrical objects is so great that my tampons are locked away more securely than any of my jewelry. She steals those right off the bathroom counter.
2013-06-17 06:15:18 PM
1 votes:
To Godwin the thread, Hitler hated cats as well.  If you share that trait, you're probably a monster.
2013-06-17 04:22:23 PM
1 votes:

oldfarthenry: Adorable?
[news.bbcimg.co.uk image 319x179]
Does one have to apply the 'British' moniker to the moggies as well?


Some of the high-Oriental gene cats don't photograph well.
In person, they tend to have very definite, often enchanting personalities...so yeah, adorable.

/ Notice that I skipped not one, but TWO opportunities for substitution of 'purr' for 'per'?
2013-06-17 04:17:09 PM
1 votes:

Burr: Satanic_Hamster: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Burr: In anticipation of being painted as an "evil person", here is how I would handle it.

First time:  Yeah...that's cute, whatever (I am not a fan of cats, its a family thing, they are tools in the war against mice, nothing more), just don't let it happen again

Second Time:  Oh, you are missing your cat?  Yeah, I caught him in my live trap, and then drove him 50 miles outside the city and dropped him off in the strip mine reclamation area.

My grandfather used to do this to neighborhood cats that tore up his garden and used the sandbox he built for his grandchildren as their toilet.  You get a warning.  Next time, the cat goes bye bye.

Jesus Christ dude, your grandad sounds like a lunatic.

And it came as a complete surprised when he was shot one morning in his driveway.

Yep, knew this would happen.  Look, I grew up on a farm.  We had maybe about 20 cats running around.    Never fed them, just let them do their thing.

My grandfather was actually a Korean War veteran, owned the local grocery store, and was the post master general. They named the post office after him when he died. He never killed them, just relocated them.  Hell, he even went to the authorities and they said they couldn't do anything about it.

So, instead of catching them and taking them to a shelter, he took them to a heavily wooded area out in the middle of nowhere with nobody around for miles, where they could actually run around, be free, eat field mice and squirrels to their hearts content.

But yeah, no he could have just shot them or something like that....


Someone should have taken your grandfather and dropped him off in the middle of the forest where he could happily hunt mice and bears and stuff.
2013-06-17 04:12:36 PM
1 votes:

Mock26: I am calling bullschitt on his being the Postmaster General. I seriously doubt that [he] was the Chief Executive of the entire United States Postal Service


I think he meant his grandfather was the local postmaster.

/ Still no excuse for killing the neighbors pets.
2013-06-17 04:11:44 PM
1 votes:
That is one seriously handsome cat.
2013-06-17 03:55:46 PM
1 votes:

Burr: Satanic_Hamster: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Burr: In anticipation of being painted as an "evil person", here is how I would handle it.

First time:  Yeah...that's cute, whatever (I am not a fan of cats, its a family thing, they are tools in the war against mice, nothing more), just don't let it happen again

Second Time:  Oh, you are missing your cat?  Yeah, I caught him in my live trap, and then drove him 50 miles outside the city and dropped him off in the strip mine reclamation area.

My grandfather used to do this to neighborhood cats that tore up his garden and used the sandbox he built for his grandchildren as their toilet.  You get a warning.  Next time, the cat goes bye bye.

Jesus Christ dude, your grandad sounds like a lunatic.

And it came as a complete surprised when he was shot one morning in his driveway.

Yep, knew this would happen.  Look, I grew up on a farm.  We had maybe about 20 cats running around.    Never fed them, just let them do their thing.

My grandfather was actually a Korean War veteran, owned the local grocery store, and was the post master general. They named the post office after him when he died. He never killed them, just relocated them.  Hell, he even went to the authorities and they said they couldn't do anything about it.

So, instead of catching them and taking them to a shelter, he took them to a heavily wooded area out in the middle of nowhere with nobody around for miles, where they could actually run around, be free, eat field mice and squirrels to their hearts content.

But yeah, no he could have just shot them or something like that....


He was a Korean War vet, owned a grocery store, and was the Postmaster General?  Big farking deal.  Your granddad was still a monumental dick and a sorry excuse for a human being.   How the fark did Grandpa Moron expect the neighbors to keep the cats out of his garden?  Was he so farking stupid that the neighbors could just say, "Kitty, don't go into dickhead's garden" and that they would listen?

By the way, I am calling bullschitt on his being the Postmaster General.  I seriously doubt that Grandpa Dickhead was the Chief Executive of the entire United States Postal Service.
2013-06-17 03:38:02 PM
1 votes:
Reminds me of my old dog Bear. We taught him to fetch the newspaper and drop it off on the front porch (lived in the country very long drive way) wasn't long before we would have 5-6 newspapers he would fetch from the neighbor's house as well.
2013-06-17 03:20:40 PM
1 votes:

404 page not found: I submitted this with a better headline:

Horrible: Having a neighbor sneak into your house and steal your pens and cell phone charger.
Adorable: It's your neighbor's cat.

/bitter


oyster.ignimgs.com


i58.photobucket.com

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-06-17 02:58:36 PM
1 votes:
news.bbcimg.co.uk

That's one sneaky looking cat, right there.
2013-06-17 02:57:56 PM
1 votes:

PsyLord: Matthew Keene: When my daughter was a baby, I endured this problem. Not my cat AJ(rip), but you get the idea.

[thislight.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]

You kept mistaking your daughter for the cat?  I'll bet getting that diaper on AJ was a real chore...


haha. Almost as bad as trying to put pantyhose on a bobcat in a telephone booth.
2013-06-17 02:35:51 PM
1 votes:
A Packcat, if you will.
2013-06-17 02:33:38 PM
1 votes:
Condom

Hope it wasn't used.
2013-06-17 02:28:10 PM
1 votes:
Let's not pass over this guy too...dinosaur stealing mofo cat..

a.abcnews.com
2013-06-17 02:28:01 PM
1 votes:
And I thought Mrs. Slocum's pussy was ginger.
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-06-17 02:28:00 PM
1 votes:
i76.photobucket.com

That's a lucky person's cat burglar.  I wouldn't have a problem with that.

With my bad luck, the cat would look like this...

therelationshipflunkie.files.wordpress.com
2013-06-17 02:24:29 PM
1 votes:
Steal my penis and cell phone charger?

I hate when that happens!
2013-06-17 02:21:35 PM
1 votes:
Anyone else read that as "penis"?
 
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