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(BBC)   Bad: Having a neighbor sneak into your house and steal your pens and cell phone charger. Adorable: It's your neighbor's cat   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 100
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2013-06-17 02:11:05 PM
home.comcast.net
 
2013-06-17 02:21:07 PM
i76.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-17 02:21:35 PM
Anyone else read that as "penis"?
 
2013-06-17 02:24:29 PM
Steal my penis and cell phone charger?

I hate when that happens!
 
2013-06-17 02:25:06 PM

Satanic_Hamster: [home.comcast.net image 800x567]


Came for glove cat, leaving happy.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-06-17 02:28:00 PM
i76.photobucket.com

That's a lucky person's cat burglar.  I wouldn't have a problem with that.

With my bad luck, the cat would look like this...

therelationshipflunkie.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-17 02:28:01 PM
And I thought Mrs. Slocum's pussy was ginger.
 
2013-06-17 02:28:10 PM
Let's not pass over this guy too...dinosaur stealing mofo cat..

a.abcnews.com
 
2013-06-17 02:29:10 PM

ArkAngel: Anyone else read that as "penis"?


Yes.

Having your neighbor's cat steal your penis would be pretty bad indeed.
 
2013-06-17 02:29:10 PM

ArkAngel: Anyone else read that as "penis"?


might 'er
 
2013-06-17 02:31:47 PM
imgs.xkcd.com
/obligatory
 
2013-06-17 02:32:14 PM

Queensowntalia: ArkAngel: Anyone else read that as "penis"?

Yes.

Having your neighbor's cat steal your penis would be pretty bad indeed.


Check the medicine cabinet before you go blaming a cat
 
2013-06-17 02:33:38 PM
Condom

Hope it wasn't used.
 
2013-06-17 02:33:48 PM
Ok, this is the 3 or 4 cat I've heard of doing this. There must be like some Cat-burgarly mafia going on or something
 
2013-06-17 02:35:47 PM
Keep your filthy animal out of my house and in your house where it belongs.
 
2013-06-17 02:35:51 PM
A Packcat, if you will.
 
2013-06-17 02:39:27 PM
mafiageek1980


Ok, this is the 3 or 4 cat I've heard of doing this. There must be like some Cat-burgarly mafia going on or something

Don't people close their doors, or have screens on their windows to stop this?
 
2013-06-17 02:39:43 PM
Adorable?
news.bbcimg.co.uk
Does one have to apply the 'British' moniker to the moggies as well?
 
2013-06-17 02:39:47 PM
i181.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-17 02:41:09 PM
I guess they're going to need a pair of  Cat Handcuffs
 
2013-06-17 02:41:13 PM
A friend of mine had a small dog that went through a false pregnancy. It went through the house gathering up all of the phones.  Every time the phone rung, the dog would run to them and cuddle with the phones till they stopped "crying".  The vet said it would go away in about a few months. Until it did, my friend and her husband had to live with the fact that their dog freaked out every time her babies cried, and one of them would talk up a puppy butt.
 
2013-06-17 02:42:52 PM

abhorrent1: Keep your filthy animal out of my house


People were encouraging it to come into their houses, so they don't have much grounds for complaint.

and in your house where it belongs.

It did strike me as odd that the obvious solution was never even hinted at in the story.
 
2013-06-17 02:42:54 PM

Satanic_Hamster: [home.comcast.net image 800x567]


At least that cat had the decency to steal BOTH gloves most of the time.

Pinning them up there like a row of trophies probably only encourages him.
 
2013-06-17 02:44:44 PM
I've got a mini crossbow I bought at the car wash that I've been dying to try out. This would be the purrrfect opportunity...
 
2013-06-17 02:46:34 PM

kid_icarus: [i76.photobucket.com image 519x800]


Didn't they kill her off recently?
 
2013-06-17 02:46:59 PM
Mug shot confirms the "kind" of cat I suspected
 
2013-06-17 02:47:32 PM

mafiageek1980: Ok, this is the 3 or 4 cat I've heard of doing this. There must be like some Cat-burgarly mafia going on or something


My cat got fixated on key rings, so we had to put them in a drawer. If they were left out, they were just gone.
 
2013-06-17 02:48:58 PM

d23: With my bad luck, the cat would look like this...


Aaack! Thbbft!
 
2013-06-17 02:50:38 PM
In anticipation of being painted as an "evil person", here is how I would handle it.

First time:  Yeah...that's cute, whatever (I am not a fan of cats, its a family thing, they are tools in the war against mice, nothing more), just don't let it happen again

Second Time:  Oh, you are missing your cat?  Yeah, I caught him in my live trap, and then drove him 50 miles outside the city and dropped him off in the strip mine reclamation area.

My grandfather used to do this to neighborhood cats that tore up his garden and used the sandbox he built for his grandchildren as their toilet.  You get a warning.  Next time, the cat goes bye bye.
 
2013-06-17 02:51:31 PM
My cat steals heat from my boyfriends laptop.
 
2013-06-17 02:51:42 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I've got a mini crossbow I bought at the car wash


??

From some guy in the parking lot or what?
 
2013-06-17 02:53:37 PM
Meh.  When he starts bringing back beers, then he is a good kitteh.
 
2013-06-17 02:54:32 PM
When my daughter was a baby, I endured this problem. Not my cat AJ(rip), but you get the idea.

thislight.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-17 02:56:12 PM

Matthew Keene: When my daughter was a baby, I endured this problem. Not my cat AJ(rip), but you get the idea.

[thislight.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]


You kept mistaking your daughter for the cat?  I'll bet getting that diaper on AJ was a real chore...
 
2013-06-17 02:57:50 PM

Burr: In anticipation of being painted as an "evil person", here is how I would handle it.

First time:  Yeah...that's cute, whatever (I am not a fan of cats, its a family thing, they are tools in the war against mice, nothing more), just don't let it happen again

Second Time:  Oh, you are missing your cat?  Yeah, I caught him in my live trap, and then drove him 50 miles outside the city and dropped him off in the strip mine reclamation area.

My grandfather used to do this to neighborhood cats that tore up his garden and used the sandbox he built for his grandchildren as their toilet.  You get a warning.  Next time, the cat goes bye bye.


Enjoy the animal cruelty citation, psycho.  Animal control and the city/county shelter exist for a reason
 
2013-06-17 02:57:56 PM

PsyLord: Matthew Keene: When my daughter was a baby, I endured this problem. Not my cat AJ(rip), but you get the idea.

[thislight.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]

You kept mistaking your daughter for the cat?  I'll bet getting that diaper on AJ was a real chore...


haha. Almost as bad as trying to put pantyhose on a bobcat in a telephone booth.
 
2013-06-17 02:58:36 PM
news.bbcimg.co.uk

That's one sneaky looking cat, right there.
 
2013-06-17 02:58:56 PM

Burr: First time:  Yeah...that's cute, whatever (I am not a fan of cats, its a family thing, they are tools in the war against mice, nothing more), just don't let it happen again

Second Time:  Oh, you are missing your cat?  Yeah, I caught him in my live trap, and then drove him 50 miles outside the city and dropped him off in the strip mine reclamation area.


FTA:
"We've got some other neighbours who have young children and quite like the cat so [they] had encouraged him into the house.  He started stealing things from them and it kind of went downhill from there."
Or how about Second Time, close your front door and tell your little crotchspawn to leave strange animals alone?

/is that the appropriate fark response?
 
2013-06-17 02:59:21 PM
Long as she didn't get the red Swingline.
www.geektoypia.com
 
2013-06-17 03:01:46 PM

Burr: In anticipation of being painted as an "evil person", here is how I would handle it.

First time:  Yeah...that's cute, whatever (I am not a fan of cats, its a family thing, they are tools in the war against mice, nothing more), just don't let it happen again

Second Time:  Oh, you are missing your cat?  Yeah, I caught him in my live trap, and then drove him 50 miles outside the city and dropped him off in the strip mine reclamation area.

My grandfather used to do this to neighborhood cats that tore up his garden and used the sandbox he built for his grandchildren as their toilet.  You get a warning.  Next time, the cat goes bye bye.


So you murder people's pets?  Awesome.

/Cooool story, bro.
 
2013-06-17 03:02:35 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: mafiageek1980


Ok, this is the 3 or 4 cat I've heard of doing this. There must be like some Cat-burgarly mafia going on or something

Don't people close their doors, or have screens on their windows to stop this?


Cats are crafty little shiats. Screen doors are NOTHING to them if they truly want out
 
2013-06-17 03:05:40 PM

Burr: In anticipation of being painted as an "evil person", here is how I would handle it.

First time:  Yeah...that's cute, whatever (I am not a fan of cats, its a family thing, they are tools in the war against mice, nothing more), just don't let it happen again

Second Time:  Oh, you are missing your cat?  Yeah, I caught him in my live trap, and then drove him 50 miles outside the city and dropped him off in the strip mine reclamation area.

My grandfather used to do this to neighborhood cats that tore up his garden and used the sandbox he built for his grandchildren as their toilet.  You get a warning.  Next time, the cat goes bye bye.


Jesus Christ dude, your grandad sounds like a lunatic.
 
2013-06-17 03:10:13 PM

jaytkay: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I've got a mini crossbow I bought at the car wash

??

From some guy in the parking lot or what?


I actually didn't buy one, but yeah, my local car wash is an old school 70's one and they sell all sorts of weird shiat in there. The inside is basically a flea market booth. Mini crossbows, belt buckles, dvd's, etc...
 
2013-06-17 03:11:04 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Burr: In anticipation of being painted as an "evil person", here is how I would handle it.

First time:  Yeah...that's cute, whatever (I am not a fan of cats, its a family thing, they are tools in the war against mice, nothing more), just don't let it happen again

Second Time:  Oh, you are missing your cat?  Yeah, I caught him in my live trap, and then drove him 50 miles outside the city and dropped him off in the strip mine reclamation area.

My grandfather used to do this to neighborhood cats that tore up his garden and used the sandbox he built for his grandchildren as their toilet.  You get a warning.  Next time, the cat goes bye bye.

Jesus Christ dude, your grandad sounds like a lunatic.


And it came as a complete surprised when he was shot one morning in his driveway.
 
2013-06-17 03:12:12 PM
I submitted this with a better headline:

Horrible: Having a neighbor sneak into your house and steal your pens and cell phone charger.
Adorable: It's your neighbor's cat.

/bitter
 
2013-06-17 03:15:14 PM
"We sheepishly had to go to our neighbour's with a handful of cat toys, which turned out to be his."

Is that grammatically  correct? Since place of residence is not specified does it need to be possessive?  Would not "neighbours" be correct?
 
2013-06-17 03:17:41 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Burr: In anticipation of being painted as an "evil person", here is how I would handle it.

First time:  Yeah...that's cute, whatever (I am not a fan of cats, its a family thing, they are tools in the war against mice, nothing more), just don't let it happen again

Second Time:  Oh, you are missing your cat?  Yeah, I caught him in my live trap, and then drove him 50 miles outside the city and dropped him off in the strip mine reclamation area.

My grandfather used to do this to neighborhood cats that tore up his garden and used the sandbox he built for his grandchildren as their toilet.  You get a warning.  Next time, the cat goes bye bye.

Jesus Christ dude, your grandad sounds like a lunatic.

And it came as a complete surprised when he was shot one morning in his driveway.


Yep, knew this would happen.  Look, I grew up on a farm.  We had maybe about 20 cats running around.    Never fed them, just let them do their thing.

My grandfather was actually a Korean War veteran, owned the local grocery store, and was the post master general. They named the post office after him when he died. He never killed them, just relocated them.  Hell, he even went to the authorities and they said they couldn't do anything about it.

So, instead of catching them and taking them to a shelter, he took them to a heavily wooded area out in the middle of nowhere with nobody around for miles, where they could actually run around, be free, eat field mice and squirrels to their hearts content.

But yeah, no he could have just shot them or something like that....
 
2013-06-17 03:18:13 PM
I had a cat that did this, except he (to the best of my knowledge) only stole stuff that was already in the house and then he hid it behind a tallboy dresser.

A couple years later, moved the dresser to paint and was pretty blown away by the collection of stuff he'd stashed back there.  Glad to see some of it again, that was for sure.
 
2013-06-17 03:20:40 PM

404 page not found: I submitted this with a better headline:

Horrible: Having a neighbor sneak into your house and steal your pens and cell phone charger.
Adorable: It's your neighbor's cat.

/bitter


oyster.ignimgs.com


i58.photobucket.com

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-06-17 03:21:48 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: my local car wash is an old school 70's one and they sell all sorts of weird shiat in there. The inside is basically a flea market booth. Mini crossbows, belt buckles, dvd's, etc...


Damn. Mine only has Christmas tree air fresheners.
 
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