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(WTSP)   What not to do after you've stolen a credit card at the movies: hop into a photo booth and take some pics of you and your friends picking your noses with it   (origin.wtsp.com) divider line 63
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2013-06-17 03:22:25 PM  
the two ugly ones look related...
 
2013-06-17 04:03:29 PM  

Altair: the two ugly ones look related...


Hit by the same shovel.
 
2013-06-17 04:05:43 PM  
Need moar pics of the cutie in the back right.
 
2013-06-17 04:05:50 PM  
Bad kids are always cool.  It's a look that never goes out of style.
 
2013-06-17 04:06:30 PM  
I'm amazed that people still use photobooths. It's almost like finding a phonebooth and it was rotary.
 
2013-06-17 04:08:37 PM  
If my sperm creates that I want a vasectomy.
 
2013-06-17 04:09:45 PM  

blatz514: Need moar pics of the cutie in the back right.


She might end up featured in a mug shot thread coming soon to fark!
 
2013-06-17 04:11:56 PM  
How did I know it would be white kids when I clicked the link? Because only white kids stealing anything would be tagged "Amusing".
 
2013-06-17 04:13:09 PM  
Now that is some fine parenting.
 
2013-06-17 04:13:21 PM  
I've never picked my nose with a credit card. How does that work, exactly? Better?
 
2013-06-17 04:14:05 PM  

ElLoco: I've never picked my nose with a credit card. How does that work, exactly? Better?


Think "Squegee"
 
2013-06-17 04:15:51 PM  
cdn-www.i-am-bored.com
 
2013-06-17 04:17:27 PM  

blatz514: Need moar pics of the cutie in the back right.


www.drinkalot.com

JC
 
2013-06-17 04:19:46 PM  
While I agree with the headline, I'm making the assumption this is more illegal use of a found credit card and not a "stolen" credit card.

JoeCowboy: blatz514: Need moar pics of the cutie in the back right.

[www.drinkalot.com image 596x1154]

JC


Eh.  In my experience, all Asian girls look the same when you're sticking it in their pooper.

:0
 
2013-06-17 04:20:54 PM  

ElLoco: I've never picked my nose with a credit card. How does that work, exactly? Better?


They make great ice scrappers.
 
2013-06-17 04:22:02 PM  

blatz514: ElLoco: I've never picked my nose with a credit card. How does that work, exactly? Better?

They make great ice scrappers.


Lookee there, an extra "p" snuck in.
 
2013-06-17 04:23:30 PM  

FormlessOne: Altair: the two ugly ones look related...

Hit by the same shovel.


they might be yet
 
2013-06-17 04:23:39 PM  

What not to do after you've stolen a credit card at the movies: hop into a photo booth and take some pics of you and your friends picking your noses with it


You can pick a pocket, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose... pocket.


needs work
 
2013-06-17 04:25:12 PM  
I want to know what this means.....(from down the page)

Teen Lesbian Support:Online support grows 18-year-old girl who had same-sex relationship with 15-year-old

The intertubes can grow 18 year old girls now?  Man, whole lotta Farkers gonna be down with that!!!
 
2013-06-17 04:25:37 PM  
Had my share of ugly but never went that far.
 
2013-06-17 04:28:34 PM  

Rembrant_Q_Einstein: [cdn-www.i-am-bored.com image 400x446]


Does anyone know the backstory to this pic?  I mean, is it Photoshop'd thumb? Uintended consequence of a bad angle? What?
 
2013-06-17 04:29:52 PM  

Hermione_Granger: How did I know it would be white kids when I clicked the link? Because only white kids stealing anything would be tagged "Amusing".


I knew it was white kids when the headline didn't mention any stabbings or gang rapes.
 
2013-06-17 04:32:17 PM  

FormlessOne: Altair: the two ugly ones look related...

Hit by the same shovel.


maybe fell down the same tree?

/and hit every branch and leaf on the way down
 
2013-06-17 04:36:32 PM  
Those kids are "endowed ' by their " parents " so what they did is OK.
 
2013-06-17 04:37:30 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: Rembrant_Q_Einstein: [cdn-www.i-am-bored.com image 400x446]

Does anyone know the backstory to this pic?  I mean, is it Photoshop'd thumb? Uintended consequence of a bad angle? What?


Looks like the guy that's leaning back is probably taking a the photo of them all. Probably not the world's best running jump, judging from the lack of horrified expressions..
 
2013-06-17 04:38:45 PM  
I can't believe this needs to be said, but it happens all the time theses days.

IF YOU STEAL SOMETHING, DO NOT TAKE PHOTOS OF YOU HOLDING IT!
 
2013-06-17 04:40:50 PM  

No Time To Explain: FormlessOne: Altair: the two ugly ones look related...

Hit by the same shovel.

maybe fell down the same tree?

/and hit every branch and leaf on the way down


More like hung from a helicopter and dragged through the forest.
 
2013-06-17 04:41:18 PM  

Langdon Alger: I'm amazed that people still use photobooths. It's almost like finding a phonebooth and it was rotary.


nice to see someone updated the what's a newspaper-magazine-library / what's an LP / what's a checkbook / do people still use cash? idiocy

sloshed_again: Those kids are "endowed ' by their " parents " so what they did is OK.


They're okay but your misuse of quotation marks is a crime.
 
2013-06-17 04:42:31 PM  
Well they couldn't be too bright if they were entertained by a damned photo-booth when they were probably all carrying phones with superior cameras.
 
2013-06-17 04:45:12 PM  

vudukungfu: FormlessOne: Altair: the two ugly ones look related...

Hit by the same shovel.

they might be yet


If they were my kids they would be, after I made them apologize to the person they stole from.

Actually, I'd probably hit them just because they're ugly.
 
2013-06-17 04:48:50 PM  
Dirtybird971: "IF YOU STEAL SOMETHING, DO NOT TAKE PHOTOS OF YOU HOLDING IT!"

You're assuming they have any concept of 'consequence' or 'consideration'.
Which they almost certainly do not.
Meaning they come from a place where such isn't necessary and thus there would be no reason for them to learn even now.
 
2013-06-17 04:49:11 PM  
JoeCowboy

blatz514: Need moar pics of the cutie in the back right.

www.drinkalot.com

JC


She'd get it anyway.
 
2013-06-17 04:51:10 PM  

Langdon Alger: I'm amazed that people still use photobooths. It's almost like finding a phonebooth and it was rotary.


A phonewhat?
 
2013-06-17 04:54:37 PM  
ringersol
Dirtybird971: "IF YOU STEAL SOMETHING, DO NOT TAKE PHOTOS OF YOU HOLDING IT!"

You're assuming they have any concept of 'consequence' or 'consideration'.
Which they almost certainly do not.
Meaning they come from a place where such isn't necessary and thus there would be no reason for them to learn even now.


Oh! They are going to learn today! Alright! Alright! Alright!

/Kevin Hart.
 
2013-06-17 05:01:25 PM  

pjc51: Langdon Alger: I'm amazed that people still use photobooths. It's almost like finding a phonebooth and it was rotary.

A phonewhat?


They still have these things.  They keep them mostly down by the ghetto so the drug dealers can call home to say they're gonna be late for dinner.
 
2013-06-17 05:02:26 PM  

KrispyKritter: They're okay but your misuse of quotation marks is a crim


I'm home so take me drunk.
 
2013-06-17 05:04:45 PM  
I'd hit it
 
2013-06-17 05:05:00 PM  

KrispyKritter: nice to see someone updated the what's a newspaper-magazine-library / what's an LP / what's a checkbook / do people still use cash? idiocy


Whenever "Wig in a Box" comes on I still like to yell "What's an 8-track?!"

/okay so I actually have an 8-track player in my living room
//Lawrence Welk & Myron Floren, Worlds Greatest Polkas never gets old
 
2013-06-17 05:08:00 PM  

sloshed_again: KrispyKritter: They're okay but your misuse of quotation marks is a crim

I'm home so take me drunk.


/checks gender
//nope
 
2013-06-17 05:08:47 PM  
A few years ago my company had me at a site where I was helping to clean up their printshop. There was a lady there that was pretty bright took to the work well, didnt have to be baby sat at all and she asked smart questions etc. This company gets credit cards in the mail all the time because they are always sending people around the world. Well this "smart" girl steals one and pays her utility, cable and phone bill with it. Didnt think her cunning plan through since they all had her name attached to the bill.
 
2013-06-17 05:10:16 PM  

omgbears: KrispyKritter: nice to see someone updated the what's a newspaper-magazine-library / what's an LP / what's a checkbook / do people still use cash? idiocy

Whenever "Wig in a Box" comes on I still like to yell "What's an 8-track?!"

/okay so I actually have an 8-track player in my living room
//Lawrence Welk & Myron Floren, Worlds Greatest Polkas never gets old


My parents had this stereo forever:

www.automaticwasher.info

It's a Lloyd's 8-track/turntable/stereo

/Loved Sweet's "Little Willy" on 8-track
 
2013-06-17 05:11:20 PM  
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us."
 
2013-06-17 05:15:41 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Hermione_Granger: How did I know it would be white kids when I clicked the link? Because only white kids stealing anything would be tagged "Amusing".

I knew it was white kids when the headline didn't mention any stabbings or gang rapes.


True, but how many white kids do you know that could fit a credit card in their nostril?
 
2013-06-17 05:20:13 PM  

Langdon Alger: I'm amazed that people still use photobooths. It's almost like finding a phonebooth and it was rotary.


My brother makes his living building photo booths. People still use them. Weddings, malls etc.
 
2013-06-17 05:21:28 PM  
I guessing the Dumbass tag is off picking his nose.
 
2013-06-17 05:22:00 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: What not to do after you've stolen a credit card at the movies: hop into a photo booth and take some pics of you and your friends picking your noses with it


You can pick a pocket, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose... pocket.


needs work


...you can't wipe your boogers on your friends pocket?
 
2013-06-17 05:22:27 PM  
Is this a metaphor for wha the banks did to folks retirement investments over the past 5 or so years?
 
2013-06-17 05:28:01 PM  

blatz514: omgbears: KrispyKritter: nice to see someone updated the what's a newspaper-magazine-library / what's an LP / what's a checkbook / do people still use cash? idiocy

Whenever "Wig in a Box" comes on I still like to yell "What's an 8-track?!"

/okay so I actually have an 8-track player in my living room
//Lawrence Welk & Myron Floren, Worlds Greatest Polkas never gets old

My parents had this stereo forever:

[www.automaticwasher.info image 850x637]

It's a Lloyd's 8-track/turntable/stereo

/Loved Sweet's "Little Willy" on 8-track


CSB - especially that lamp and the Sweet namecheck.
 
2013-06-17 05:29:44 PM  
Someone should tell tongue girl you should say cheese not ahhhhh.
 
2013-06-17 05:34:21 PM  

ParadisePornoTheater: blatz514: omgbears: KrispyKritter: nice to see someone updated the what's a newspaper-magazine-library / what's an LP / what's a checkbook / do people still use cash? idiocy

Whenever "Wig in a Box" comes on I still like to yell "What's an 8-track?!"

/okay so I actually have an 8-track player in my living room
//Lawrence Welk & Myron Floren, Worlds Greatest Polkas never gets old

My parents had this stereo forever:

[www.automaticwasher.info image 850x637]

It's a Lloyd's 8-track/turntable/stereo

/Loved Sweet's "Little Willy" on 8-track

CSB - especially that lamp and the Sweet namecheck.


I should have mentioned that that is not my parent's actual stereo.   There's would have had an overflowing ash tray and empty Old Style bottles on it.
 
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