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(Guardian)   Yo Kanye imma let you finish, but your new album is the worst album of ALL TIME   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 189
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2013-06-17 10:26:28 PM

master of unlocking: I really can't buy that he's being deliberately stupid to be provocative. Yea, the album is full of groaners, but that doesn't scream clever.Which isn't to say I dislike it, but  it's coming a scant few weeks after the superior

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I'm just glad my generation has made some decent music lately, I thought we'd be worse than late 90s/early 00s hip-hop (then again I did like a lot of stuff from that era), but I actually have hope that some unique and interesting stuff is going happen in this decade.
 
2013-06-17 11:00:14 PM
AnotherBluesStringer:  The phrase "album of the year" is already being thrown around.

Not possible. Earth Rocker was released March 19, 2013 and already owns that title
 
2013-06-18 12:58:08 AM
To all you mutha farkers who put DOOM on the list, you made my night.
 
2013-06-18 03:01:51 AM

LewDux: Link


Here's Kanye's version: link

Lyrics:

I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I have a rod
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I wanna massage
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am not god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I have an iPod
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I have a nice bod
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I just blew my wad
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
 
2013-06-18 03:15:15 AM

digistil: LewDux: Link

Here's Kanye's version: link

Lyrics:

I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I have a rod
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I wanna massage
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am not god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I have an iPod
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I have a nice bod
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I just blew my wad
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god


LAWL
 
2013-06-18 03:21:44 AM

theflatline: [www.theweeklings.com image 600x598]


Disposable heroes! Gawd, I love that album. Really subversive stuff. They were like the rap version of Consolidated. Plus, that album had their version of California Uber Alles. Great stuff. Great reference.

Television: The Drug of the Nation

/Famous and Dandy
 
2013-06-18 07:05:49 AM
The album is phenomenal. He's an amazing producer. New Slave is genius...

What grinds my gears is that there are so many unlikable arrogant musicians, artists, writers etc.... Yet it somehow matters and is applied to Kanye, like if this were Morrissey people would be all like "tee hee he's so weird!" Kanye seems to bring out the irrational visceral hate in some people.

No doubt it is because he is a black man and didn't give a shiat what you or the media thinks. That makes him scary.

Talib Kweli recently gave an interview about how Kanye has always been the same way, as a teen he'd be taking about how he was the best dressed rapper alive. He hasn't changed much, but his honesty and dedication is still impressive.


/imho
//two cents
 
2013-06-18 08:28:56 AM

Cork on Fork: soakitincider: olapbill: Smelly McUgly: Jake Havechek: Kanye is farking derivative and boring.

Crucial rap albums in my opinion, and I do not listen primarily to rap:

Straight Out The Jungle - The Jungle Brothers
A Tribe Called Quest - People's Instinctive travels and the Paths of Rhythm
Ice T - O.G. Original Gangster
The Beastie Boys - Paul's Boutique
De La Soul - 3 Feet High And Rising
Public Enemy - Fear of a Black Planet
The Geto Boys - The Geto Boys
N.W.A. - Straight Outta Compton

I would add :

Run DMC - Raising Hell
Eric B. and Rakim - Paid in Full
Nas - Illmatic
Tupac Shakur - Me Against the World and All Eyez on Me
Outkast - ATLiens and Stankonia

Can we throw in mebbe Pharcyde Bizzare Ryde?

needs more EPMD and Wu-Tang.


Slick Rick (The Great Adventures of Slick Rick) and LL Cool J (could be a few albums) need to be on the list. Maybe some Big Daddy Kane as well.


Tech N9ne - Sickology 101
 
2013-06-18 09:14:29 AM

Mrs.Sharpier: The album is phenomenal. He's an amazing producer. New Slave is genius...

What grinds my gears is that there are so many unlikable arrogant musicians, artists, writers etc.... Yet it somehow matters and is applied to Kanye, like if this were Morrissey people would be all like "tee hee he's so weird!" Kanye seems to bring out the irrational visceral hate in some people.

No doubt it is because he is a black man and didn't give a shiat what you or the media thinks. That makes him scary.


Yes, he clearly doesn't care what the media thinks about him.  Which is why he complains constantly about how the media portrays him. Which is why he set a world record for butthurt when some skinny little white girl won a meaningless award from the media.  He's a whiny little biatch.  He's about as scary as Carrot Top.

And you know the majority of his album sales are to white kids, right?   And most kids of any race have no idea who Morrissey is, right?
 
2013-06-18 09:24:18 AM

FLMountainMan: Mrs.Sharpier: The album is phenomenal. He's an amazing producer. New Slave is genius...

What grinds my gears is that there are so many unlikable arrogant musicians, artists, writers etc.... Yet it somehow matters and is applied to Kanye, like if this were Morrissey people would be all like "tee hee he's so weird!" Kanye seems to bring out the irrational visceral hate in some people.

No doubt it is because he is a black man and didn't give a shiat what you or the media thinks. That makes him scary.

Yes, he clearly doesn't care what the media thinks about him.  Which is why he complains constantly about how the media portrays him. Which is why he set a world record for butthurt when some skinny little white girl won a meaningless award from the media.  He's a whiny little biatch.  He's about as scary as Carrot Top.

And you know the majority of his album sales are to white kids, right?   And most kids of any race have no idea who Morrissey is, right?


I was gonna say it has NOTHING to do with race and EVERYTHING to do with his title of "biggest douchebag on the planet"....but your reply is much better.

/last week I submitted an article about how he gets all this "backlash" if he appears on the TV show with the who-ahs.
//my submitter comment was "No Kanye, no....you get backlash because you're a colossal douchebag"
///RED (of course)
 
2013-06-18 09:31:15 AM

Smelly McUgly: Jake Havechek: Kanye is farking derivative and boring.

Crucial rap albums in my opinion, and I do not listen primarily to rap:

Straight Out The Jungle - The Jungle Brothers
A Tribe Called Quest - People's Instinctive travels and the Paths of Rhythm
Ice T - O.G. Original Gangster
The Beastie Boys - Paul's Boutique
De La Soul - 3 Feet High And Rising
Public Enemy - Fear of a Black Planet
The Geto Boys - The Geto Boys
N.W.A. - Straight Outta Compton

I would add :

Run DMC - Raising Hell
Eric B. and Rakim - Paid in Full
Nas - Illmatic
Tupac Shakur - Me Against the World and All Eyez on Me
Outkast - ATLiens and Stankonia    NO AQUEMINI???!!!

 
2013-06-18 09:55:53 AM
ITT:  ARGLE BARGLE ME HATE SOMETHING I NEVER LISTEN TO DERPA HERP

ITT PART 2: DERRRRRP HIP HOP DIED IN 1989
 
2013-06-18 10:39:17 AM
The other response, however, is that West knows exactly what he's doing and that, from its title down, Yeezus is intended as a deliberately contrary, ambiguous act of provocation in a musical world where provocation is in pretty short supply.


Maybe if you listen to shiatty music.
 
2013-06-18 10:39:34 AM

Derwood: ITT:  ARGLE BARGLE ME HATE SOMETHING I NEVER LISTEN TO DERPA HERP

ITT PART 2: DERRRRRP HIP HOP DIED IN 1989



you're right. I don't even know why I bother in these threads. the demographics of the average farker is just too far beyond trying to reason with when it comes to explaining kanye or similar artists.

/HURRR I LIKE ALT ROCK, KANYE HAS AN ATTITUDE
 
2013-06-18 10:40:47 AM

FLMountainMan: Mrs.Sharpier: The album is phenomenal. He's an amazing producer. New Slave is genius...

What grinds my gears is that there are so many unlikable arrogant musicians, artists, writers etc.... Yet it somehow matters and is applied to Kanye, like if this were Morrissey people would be all like "tee hee he's so weird!" Kanye seems to bring out the irrational visceral hate in some people.

No doubt it is because he is a black man and didn't give a shiat what you or the media thinks. That makes him scary.

Yes, he clearly doesn't care what the media thinks about him.  Which is why he complains constantly about how the media portrays him. Which is why he set a world record for butthurt when some skinny little white girl won a meaningless award from the media.  He's a whiny little biatch.  He's about as scary as Carrot Top.

And you know the majority of his album sales are to white kids, right?   And most kids of any race have no idea who Morrissey is, right?


you're an idiot.
 
2013-06-18 11:16:23 AM
Mrs.Sharpier:

/HURRR I LIKE ALT ROCK, KANYE HAS AN ATTITUDE

I thought Rush are Progressive Rock?
 
2013-06-18 11:23:46 AM
Does he sing and/or play an instrument, and do it better than most people?  No?  Then it's a bad album.
 
2013-06-18 11:30:39 AM

STRYPERSWINE: Does he sing and/or play an instrument, and do it better than most people?  No?  Then it's a bad album.


Daft Punk doesn't play any instruments or sing, but people can't stop fellating those hacks
 
2013-06-18 11:34:09 AM

Derwood: STRYPERSWINE: Does he sing and/or play an instrument, and do it better than most people?  No?  Then it's a bad album.

Daft Punk doesn't play any instruments or sing, but people can't stop fellating those hacks


real instruments FTW
 
2013-06-18 12:16:08 PM

FriarReb98: Sinbox: FriarReb98: Sinbox: FriarReb98: Also, anyone else remember these guys?
[i199.photobucket.com image 300x299]

There's another one that I'm totally blanking on from that same general time that my college roommate listened to....

Phunk Junkeez?
24-7 Spyz?
Stuck Mojo?

Nope... The group I'm thinking of did some skits and shiat, I remember one of them involved a kid with a hanger stuck in his head.  They were more like the rap side of Beastie Boys, for general rap style.  I'll have to try and see if I can't get him to remember it sometime....

Hmmm. Well, the groups I mentioned were of (roughly) the same musical D.N.A. as and always seemed to be touring with/around Shootyz Groove during the brief window during which I was paying attention to that scene.

Just a passing thought.

I understand and appreciate the effort.  Just seriously don't know how to describe the group in question.


Was it Funkdoobiest, Cyprus Hill or Lordz of Brooklyn.. spitballing for the general time period.
 
2013-06-18 12:33:57 PM

Mrs.Sharpier: Derwood: ITT:  ARGLE BARGLE ME HATE SOMETHING I NEVER LISTEN TO DERPA HERP

ITT PART 2: DERRRRRP HIP HOP DIED IN 1989


you're right. I don't even know why I bother in these threads. the demographics of the average farker is just too far beyond trying to reason with when it comes to explaining kanye or similar artists.

/HURRR I LIKE ALT ROCK, KANYE HAS AN ATTITUDE


Vakill is lyrically superior to Kanye.
also, Demunz the Dark Apostle.
 
2013-06-18 01:42:08 PM

Mrs.Sharpier: FLMountainMan: Mrs.Sharpier: The album is phenomenal. He's an amazing producer. New Slave is genius...

What grinds my gears is that there are so many unlikable arrogant musicians, artists, writers etc.... Yet it somehow matters and is applied to Kanye, like if this were Morrissey people would be all like "tee hee he's so weird!" Kanye seems to bring out the irrational visceral hate in some people.

No doubt it is because he is a black man and didn't give a shiat what you or the media thinks. That makes him scary.

Yes, he clearly doesn't care what the media thinks about him.  Which is why he complains constantly about how the media portrays him. Which is why he set a world record for butthurt when some skinny little white girl won a meaningless award from the media.  He's a whiny little biatch.  He's about as scary as Carrot Top.

And you know the majority of his album sales are to white kids, right?   And most kids of any race have no idea who Morrissey is, right?

you're an idiot.


Your response is as clever as a Kanye West lyric.
 
2013-06-18 01:58:27 PM
Mrs.Sharpier:

you're an idiot.

You're entitled to your opinion...now put the mirror away.


/People don't hate on Kanye because he's black, you moron. They hate on him because he's an arrogant asshole who doesn't respect (or learn from) his peers. No one likes anyone like that, no matter what their line of work is.
 
2013-06-18 02:06:08 PM

Madbassist1: Mrs.Sharpier:

you're an idiot.

You're entitled to your opinion...now put the mirror away.


/People don't hate on Kanye because he's black, you moron. They hate on him because he's an arrogant asshole who doesn't respect (or learn from) his peers. No one likes anyone like that, no matter what their line of work is.


Which his peers he disrespected?
 
2013-06-18 02:07:52 PM

LewDux: Which his peers he disrespected?


Even adding words to that doesnt make it make sense. Do your own research.
 
2013-06-18 02:11:32 PM

Madbassist1: LewDux: Which his peers he disrespected?

Even adding words to that doesnt make it make sense. Do your own research.


It's OK, you can't win every argument
 
2013-06-18 02:14:21 PM

FLMountainMan: Yes, he clearly doesn't care what the media thinks about him. Which is why he complains constantly about how the media portrays him. Which is why he set a world record for butthurt when some skinny little white girl won a meaningless award from the media. He's a whiny little biatch. He's about as scary as Carrot Top.


You just don't understand the profoundness of the multi-millionaire with the TV mogul baby momma who spends 50+ minutes bragging about the car he drives and the designer clothes he wears comparing his life to a slave's.   It's like, meta.
 
2013-06-18 02:17:22 PM

Bender The Offender: Cork on Fork: soakitincider: olapbill: Smelly McUgly: Jake Havechek: Kanye is farking derivative and boring.

Crucial rap albums in my opinion, and I do not listen primarily to rap:

Straight Out The Jungle - The Jungle Brothers
A Tribe Called Quest - People's Instinctive travels and the Paths of Rhythm
Ice T - O.G. Original Gangster
The Beastie Boys - Paul's Boutique
De La Soul - 3 Feet High And Rising
Public Enemy - Fear of a Black Planet
The Geto Boys - The Geto Boys
N.W.A. - Straight Outta Compton

I would add :

Run DMC - Raising Hell
Eric B. and Rakim - Paid in Full
Nas - Illmatic
Tupac Shakur - Me Against the World and All Eyez on Me
Outkast - ATLiens and Stankonia

Can we throw in mebbe Pharcyde Bizzare Ryde?

needs more EPMD and Wu-Tang.


Slick Rick (The Great Adventures of Slick Rick) and LL Cool J (could be a few albums) need to be on the list. Maybe some Big Daddy Kane as well.

Tech N9ne - Sickology 101


Odb:
return to the 36 chambers and ni**a please
anything by ghostface
 
2013-06-18 02:18:11 PM

LewDux: Madbassist1: LewDux: Which his peers he disrespected?

Even adding words to that doesnt make it make sense. Do your own research.

It's OK, you can't win every argument


No seriously, do your own research. Off the top of my head:
Taylor Swift, Jay Z, Justin Timberlake, Anyone else who ever made a music video, Anyone who ever preceded him at a music festival.

fark dude, use google.

That was farking easy. Next time, seriously. Do your own farking research, lazy-ass.
 
2013-06-18 02:29:07 PM

STRYPERSWINE: Does he sing and/or play an instrument, and do it better than most people?  No?  Then it's a bad album.


No one cares what metal heads think anymore, crawl back in your hole.
 
2013-06-18 02:30:23 PM

PapaChester: To all you mutha farkers who put DOOM on the list, you made my night.


Same. Doomsday and Madvillainy are amazing.

You should check out Peanut Butter Wolf if you're unfamiliar
 
2013-06-18 02:33:41 PM

Mrs.Sharpier: Derwood: ITT:  ARGLE BARGLE ME HATE SOMETHING I NEVER LISTEN TO DERPA HERP

ITT PART 2: DERRRRRP HIP HOP DIED IN 1989


you're right. I don't even know why I bother in these threads. the demographics of the average farker is just too far beyond trying to reason with when it comes to explaining kanye or similar artists.

/HURRR I LIKE ALT ROCK, KANYE HAS AN ATTITUDE


Typing HURR in all caps is a red flag that warns any potential reader that your post is better off ignored. Please don't resort to that
 
2013-06-18 02:48:27 PM
Madbassist1: celebritysmackblog.com linkI see, By saying that music video X is better than music video Y he disrespected Anyone else who ever made a music video.And by saying "I got love for Hov, But I ain't f**king with that 'Suit & Tie.'" he disrespected both Jay-Z and Timberlake. And oh my god, he disrespected Grammys AND Mitt Romney!?
 
2013-06-18 03:04:25 PM

LewDux: Madbassist1: celebritysmackblog.com linkI see, By saying that music video X is better than music video Y he disrespected Anyone else who ever made a music video.And by saying "I got love for Hov, But I ain't f**king with that 'Suit & Tie.'" he disrespected both Jay-Z and Timberlake. And oh my god, he disrespected Grammys AND Mitt Romney!?


It's ok. You can't win every argument.
 
2013-06-18 03:06:10 PM

Madbassist1: LewDux: Madbassist1: celebritysmackblog.com linkI see, By saying that music video X is better than music video Y he disrespected Anyone else who ever made a music video.And by saying "I got love for Hov, But I ain't f**king with that 'Suit & Tie.'" he disrespected both Jay-Z and Timberlake. And oh my god, he disrespected Grammys AND Mitt Romney!?

It's ok., You can't win every argument.

 
2013-06-18 03:06:15 PM
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2013-06-18 04:21:50 PM

LewDux: Madbassist1: LewDux: Madbassist1: celebritysmackblog.com linkI see, By saying that music video X is better than music video Y he disrespected Anyone else who ever made a music video.And by saying "I got love for Hov, But I ain't f**king with that 'Suit & Tie.'" he disrespected both Jay-Z and Timberlake. And oh my god, he disrespected Grammys AND Mitt Romney!?

It's ok., You can't win every argument.


That wasn't my quote you fraudulent SOB!!!

;)
 
2013-06-18 07:22:21 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-18 11:56:31 PM
Totally a bookmark.
 
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