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(Salon)   Republicans develop plan to appeal to millenials: make gay marriage and abortion funny   (salon.com) divider line 330
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2013-06-17 12:28:10 PM
But they've still not figured out that if you're trying to trick people into voting for you then you've already lost.
 
2013-06-17 12:28:39 PM
"How do you make abortion funny?"

Clown abortions?
 
2013-06-17 12:32:07 PM

RodneyToady: "How do you make abortion funny?"

Clown abortions?


Only if it's during the 1st piemester
 
2013-06-17 12:32:13 PM
Because if there's one thing young folks respond to, it's "jokes" by religious groups trying to be hip and relevant.
 
2013-06-17 12:34:26 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get an abortion.
 
2013-06-17 12:35:45 PM
"I do not believe we should sacrifice our values to win elections," Koroson said.

Then you'll sacrifice elections to keep your antiquated values.
 
2013-06-17 12:39:34 PM
You know who has extremely low abortion rates?

Gay people.
 
2013-06-17 12:39:34 PM
No one suggested changing any positions, only finding better packaging for the ones they already have. "I do not believe we should sacrifice our values to win elections," Koroson said.

The Democrats do, that's why they're winning.  It also helps to be right when it comes to social issues....
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-06-17 12:39:40 PM

RodneyToady: "How do you make abortion funny?"

Clown abortions?


Two aborted babies walk into a bar. The bartender says "Fetus?" The first baby says "Fetus? Damn near killed us!"
 
2013-06-17 12:41:30 PM

RodneyToady: "How do you make abortion funny?"


When you find out, tell Adam Sandler & Rob Schneider. Based on their recent movie output, they've been working on this problem for years.
 
2013-06-17 12:44:03 PM
I always thought there should be an aborted fetus superhero called the Miscarriage of Justice
 
2013-06-17 12:44:24 PM

serial_crusher: I always thought there should be an aborted fetus superhero called the Miscarriage of Justice


LOL
 
2013-06-17 12:50:50 PM

scottydoesntknow: Only if it's during the 1st piemester


i.huffpost.com
 
2013-06-17 12:51:15 PM
"You can engage with sarcasm, it's hard with the abortion issue, but you have to," said Students for Life President Kristan Hawkins

Maybe she can combine it with a rape joke.  The GOP is good at those.
 
2013-06-17 12:52:30 PM

RodneyToady: Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get an abortion.


Why did the conservative politician cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in a chicken.
 
2013-06-17 12:53:57 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-17 01:07:30 PM
Travis Korson, the Grassroots Director of the Virginia chapter, suggested framing marriage as an economic issue. "Gay marriage undermines that basic family unit," he said, and that, in turn, hurts the economy.

Yes, because when I'm walking down the street in Portland's gay (well, gay-er) district, past the thriving boutiques, upscale bars, gourmet restaurants, art galleries, renovated condos, and design firms, the streets lined with new BMWs, Mini-Coopers, and Priuses, my first thought is, "man, these gays sure are hurting the economy."
 
2013-06-17 01:14:40 PM

jbc: RodneyToady: "How do you make abortion funny?"

Clown abortions?

Two aborted babies walk into a bar. The bartender says "Fetus?" The first baby says "Fetus? Damn near killed us!"



You're forgetting that they're going to be using Republican humor.

"A woman goes into Planned Parenthood.  So I made a billboard of the little slut's address and telephone number, and then shot her doctor."
 
2013-06-17 01:15:10 PM
Q: What's the difference between getting a legal abortion and not getting one?

/A: An ultra-sound wand
 
2013-06-17 01:24:34 PM
Knock knock
Who's there?
Minority
Minority who?
Minority who wants an abortion
At least you're not gay
 
2013-06-17 01:28:50 PM
Travis Korson, the Grassroots Director of the Virginia chapter, suggested framing marriage as an economic issue. "Gay marriage undermines that basic family unit," he said, and that, in turn, hurts the economy.

This person doesn't believe this, but thinks you are incredibly stupid.
 
2013-06-17 01:31:53 PM

Relatively Obscure: Travis Korson, the Grassroots Director of the Virginia chapter, suggested framing marriage as an economic issue. "Gay marriage undermines that basic family unit," he said, and that, in turn, hurts the economy.

This person doesn't believe this, but thinks you are incredibly stupid.


I don't know man, what about all those gays having children they can't afford and going on welfare?
 
2013-06-17 01:33:13 PM
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that's my bush did it!
 
2013-06-17 01:34:56 PM

what_now: I don't know man, what about all those gays having children they can't afford and going on welfare?


Someone should tell the gay people that abstinence is a 100% effective form of birth control.

/I really really REALLY wanted to translate that into Caveman in honor of last week
 
2013-06-17 01:41:04 PM
This is going to be "Poochie says abortions are hilarious to the max, dude!" isn't it?
 
2013-06-17 01:48:29 PM
Ask Sarah Silverman how abortion jokes tend to go over.
 
2013-06-17 01:54:54 PM

Nabb1: Ask Sarah Silverman how abortion jokes tend to go over.


To be fair, her normal jokes go the same way.
 
2013-06-17 01:55:42 PM
Hawkins said it was because the party was too moderate.

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2013-06-17 01:58:34 PM

Nabb1: Ask Sarah Silverman how abortion jokes tend to go over.


They kill in Philadelphia.
 
2013-06-17 01:58:56 PM

kbronsito: [t2.gstatic.com image 220x124]

that's my bush did it!


That show was another casualty of 9/11.

DAMN YOU BIN LADEN!!!!!
 
2013-06-17 01:59:51 PM

vernonFL: Hawkins said it was because the party was too moderate.

[llddr.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]


Some of their unintentional humour is really quite funny.
 
2013-06-17 02:01:42 PM

wxboy: Nabb1: Ask Sarah Silverman how abortion jokes tend to go over.

They kill in Philadelphia.



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2013-06-17 02:02:26 PM

So, the plan for the GOP from the great minds at the "Faith and Freedom Coalition Conference" is...
1) Try and come up with humorously persuasive memes, despite the general deficit of conservative comedians (as opposed to conservatives who are clownish)
2) Try framing gay marriage as economic argument to appeal to those with fiscal conservatism, without worrying about whether the reasoning of the argument makes sense
3) Stop trying to "moderate" on the issues, since when the GOP puts up "moderate" conservatives, they lose.


You guys don't understand. You've already lost. The current generation doesn't care.

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carryabigsticker.com

About the only thing doubling down on the Gay Marriage fight at this point seems likely to do is impeach the credibility of the GOP in general, and in particular their stance on abortion -- where there otherwise looks to be almost no generational shift in attitudes.
 
2013-06-17 02:02:44 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: This is going to be "Poochie says abortions are hilarious to the max, dude!" isn't it?


www.ncregister.com

There is a whole series of these.
 
2013-06-17 02:03:51 PM
Yeah, you should make jokes while you're picketing outside a Planned Parenthood; that'll really go over well. That girl will really change her mind when you start telling jokes about something she's spent weeks agonizing over. Then make sure to slut shame her, too.

The best part is that during that whole day, you've probably only yelled at two women who were getting abortions. But women like me love being handed baby booties when I'm going to get a papsmear.
 
2013-06-17 02:07:06 PM

Sgt Otter: www.ncregister.com

There is a whole series of these.


Goddammit, that is so unfunny I just forgot several funny things I used to know.
 
2013-06-17 02:08:22 PM

scottydoesntknow: RodneyToady: "How do you make abortion funny?"

Clown abortions?

Only if it's during the 1st piemester


WIN
 
2013-06-17 02:15:38 PM

CapeFearCadaver: But women like me love being handed baby booties when I'm going to get a papsmear.


You can put them on your toes so you feel more festive in the stirrups.
 
2013-06-17 02:17:19 PM

Sgt Otter: God Is My Co-Pirate: This is going to be "Poochie says abortions are hilarious to the max, dude!" isn't it?

[www.ncregister.com image 342x468]

There is a whole series of these.


Ok..I don't understand. Is he saying that it was more dangerous to be a fetus before we knew about folic acid and fetal alcohol syndrome?  Or is it..more dangerous now because he has to dodge coathangers? Or..wat?

Also, has he started a little fire inside her uterus? What the fark?
 
2013-06-17 02:17:35 PM

serial_crusher: I always thought there should be an aborted fetus superhero called the Miscarriage of Justice


i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-17 02:18:58 PM

Sgt Otter: There is a whole series of these.


blog.beliefnet.com

This Mom was apparently getting around.

In other news, there is a comic strip less funny than Mallard Filmore.
 
2013-06-17 02:19:16 PM

what_now: CapeFearCadaver: But women like me love being handed baby booties when I'm going to get a papsmear.

You can put them on your toes so you feel more festive in the stirrups.


I know what I'm doing next time! ;)
 
2013-06-17 02:21:12 PM
The named the black fetus Elwood. Holy shiat.
 
2013-06-17 02:21:42 PM
Dead baby joke thread?

/what's the difference between an abortion and sand?
 
2013-06-17 02:24:04 PM
Sorry about that, Millenials or Gen Y or whatever you want to call yourselves.

We thought if us Gen X folks removed ourselves from the bullshiat games of the Boomers and "Greatest Generation", people would realize the idiocy of it all and focus on making the world a better place, but we farked up in that department.  Apathy is sometimes detrimental.

/get off my lawn
//pass the beer and bong
 
2013-06-17 02:24:08 PM
Conservatives still haven't figured out that they're not really good at the humor business.

/shocking
 
2013-06-17 02:24:18 PM

Sgt Otter: Travis Korson, the Grassroots Director of the Virginia chapter, suggested framing marriage as an economic issue. "Gay marriage undermines that basic family unit," he said, and that, in turn, hurts the economy.

Yes, because when I'm walking down the street in Portland's gay (well, gay-er) district, past the thriving boutiques, upscale bars, gourmet restaurants, art galleries, renovated condos, and design firms, the streets lined with new BMWs, Mini-Coopers, and Priuses, my first thought is, "man, these gays sure are hurting the economy."


Yeah, that's the first thought I had, too. All of the gay couples I know are destroying the economy with their double-income no-kids spending habits.
 
2013-06-17 02:24:23 PM

sweetmelissa31: In other news, there is a comic strip less funny than Mallard Filmore.


i.imgur.com

The last time I saw my Mom, she "spit an egg" at me!

So I got up and left the "WOMB!"

LAUGHTER OL
 
2013-06-17 02:25:13 PM

sweetmelissa31: Sgt Otter: There is a whole series of these.

[blog.beliefnet.com image 342x463]

This Mom was apparently getting around.

In other news, there is a comic strip less funny than Mallard Filmore.


No respect. No respect.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-17 02:25:46 PM

Somacandra: sweetmelissa31: In other news, there is a comic strip less funny than Mallard Filmore.

[i.imgur.com image 342x477]

The last time I saw my Mom, she "spit an egg" at me!

So I got up and left the "WOMB!"

LAUGHTER OL


"A Baby's Womb".

This is what  the right wing thinks of women.
 
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