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(The Detroit_News)   FBI digging up a field looking for Jimmy Hoffa. This time it might be for real. Really, it could. Hey, where are you guys going?   (detroitnews.com) divider line 76
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2013-06-17 01:12:37 PM  
Meh.

Digging up some shiat looking for Hoffa? We call that Tuesday around here.
 
2013-06-17 01:21:53 PM  
sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
 
2013-06-17 02:05:14 PM  
Meh, Hoffa is still alive.

He and Elvis own a burger joint in east Texas called "Eat".
 
2013-06-17 02:05:33 PM  
publicspaceone.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-17 02:06:06 PM  
I still can't believe Danny DeVito let Hoffa get shot.
 
2013-06-17 02:06:08 PM  
Was Jim Carrey there doing a stand-up for the TV station? Then it ain't gonna be Hoffa.
 
2013-06-17 02:09:10 PM  
Who gives a flying fart?
 
2013-06-17 02:09:29 PM  
Zerilli has been promoting a book

Yep, it must be true then. No one would ever make something up to get publicity, would they?
 
2013-06-17 02:10:44 PM  
Hoffa got fed to the hogs.
 
2013-06-17 02:11:04 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Who gives a flying fart?


His family?
 
2013-06-17 02:12:41 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: Hoffa got fed to the hogs.


www.beatitnerds.com
 
2013-06-17 02:14:29 PM  
Zerilli has been promoting a book, "Hoffa Found."

Quit reading right there.
 
2013-06-17 02:15:33 PM  
relevant

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-17 02:15:53 PM  
Who?
 
2013-06-17 02:16:12 PM  
Hoffa book to sell.
 
2013-06-17 02:25:27 PM  
Iceman:
Last I heard he was put into the trunk of some little Asian car. That was then put into a crusher and sent overseas.
Report:
Last time you said a toyota.
iceman:
Yea some little car.
 
2013-06-17 02:25:28 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: HaywoodJablonski: Who gives a flying fart?

His family?


umm.. yeand and jimmy junior back as the head of the union.. yeah.. sure he dont know where pop is.
 
2013-06-17 02:30:09 PM  
Hoffa was transported to Brooklyn where his body was crushed in a compactor at Paul Varios junkyard.

Paul Cicero in Goodfellas was based on Paul Vario.

Richard Kuklinski "The Ice Man" used the same chop shop/junkyard to dispose of many of his victims.
 
2013-06-17 02:31:38 PM  

Giltric: Hoffa was transported to Brooklyn where his body was crushed in a compactor at Paul Varios junkyard.

Paul Cicero in Goodfellas was based on Paul Vario.

Richard Kuklinski "The Ice Man" used the same chop shop/junkyard to dispose of many of his victims.


Henry, Henry, my mother's going to make us some peppers and onions when we're done.
 
Skr
2013-06-17 02:33:33 PM  
roadmaps?!
 
2013-06-17 02:34:58 PM  
Maybe if they would hire Geraldo Rivera they could loop around past "unlikely" and back to "absolutely inevitable".  :D
 
2013-06-17 02:36:14 PM  
I think the FDI knows right where Hoffa's body is. Because J. Ed. is the one who offed him.
 
2013-06-17 02:37:28 PM  
Why are they interested in finding him, are they going to prosecute him? Mafia justice took care of him... stop wasting my money looking.
 
2013-06-17 02:39:41 PM  
FTFA: Hoffa's body is allegedly buried under a concrete slab near an old barn

Pro tip for Michiganders: No need for that failing structure any more? Tired of your old deck? Call in the FBI and tell them Hoffa's buried under it.
 
2013-06-17 02:39:53 PM  
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-06-17 02:40:00 PM  

studs up: [GR, AC vaults.jpg]


/satisfied
 
2013-06-17 02:41:05 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Why are they interested in finding him, are they going to prosecute him? Mafia justice took care of him... stop wasting my money looking.


There is no statute of limitations on murder.
 
2013-06-17 02:45:59 PM  
Jimmy was stabbed in the heart with a knife, shot in the forehead 4 times, dumped in a 55gal. drum that was filled with ready-mix concrete.  The drum was loaded in a dumpster that was filled with gravel.  The dumpster, transported by barge, was loaded onto a larger barge and transited the Panama Canal under cover of darkness.  Eighteen days later it positioned itself over the Marianas trench where a mothballed Saturn V rocket had been stored.  The dumpster was put on the rocket which successfully orbited before deploying the dumpster in a short return trajectory to a junkyard outside Newark.  It was then crushed and sold as scrap.
 
2013-06-17 02:50:44 PM  

stuffy: I think the FDI knows right where Hoffa's body is. Because J. Ed. is the one who offed him.


FDI?
 
2013-06-17 02:51:09 PM  

LoneDoggie: Jimmy was stabbed in the heart with a knife, shot in the forehead 4 times, dumped in a 55gal. drum that was filled with ready-mix concrete.  The drum was loaded in a dumpster that was filled with gravel.  The dumpster, transported by barge, was loaded onto a larger barge and transited the Panama Canal under cover of darkness.  Eighteen days later it positioned itself over the Marianas trench where a mothballed Saturn V rocket had been stored.  The dumpster was put on the rocket which successfully orbited before deploying the dumpster in a short return trajectory to a junkyard outside Newark.  It was then crushed and sold as scrap.


thats exactly what i thought as well!
 
2013-06-17 02:52:58 PM  
I think being assigned to look for Jimmy Hoffa is akin to a punishment brigade at the FBI.

In the FBI office the new guy says, I wonder where Jimmy Hoffa was buried.  Silence.... Detective Edwards reaches under his desk and lifts tattered cardboard box with the word Hoffa written on it with a faded sharpie.  Walks over and drops it on the new guys desk with a thud.  In unison the rest of the detectives say 'ya done goofed kid'
 
2013-06-17 02:53:04 PM  
I love the new breed of journalists, who have to start a new paragragh for every sentence. Apparently, none of them were connected to any other sentence in the story.
 
2013-06-17 02:58:09 PM  

studs up: [publicspaceone.files.wordpress.com image 420x304]


not as well know but equally revealing:
pics.imcdb.org
 
2013-06-17 03:05:59 PM  
Standard mob equipment.
vocalodyssey.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-17 03:08:15 PM  
All things considered, telling the FBI that Hoffa is buried under a big slab of concrete is an excellent way of getting a big unwanted slab on concrete broken up.

That can get expensive.
 
2013-06-17 03:10:05 PM  
i3.ytimg.com
' Hey Henry. I got a wing.  What do you want, a wing or a leg?'
 
2013-06-17 03:18:33 PM  
I thought they dug him up from The Old Giants Stadium and buried him in The New Giants Stadium.
 
2013-06-17 03:19:44 PM  
This is it in terms of legit leads in this case. Everyone else connected to this is in jail or dead. If turns out into nothing then this case goes all judge crater.
 
2013-06-17 03:21:36 PM  

LoneDoggie: Jimmy was stabbed in the heart with a knife, shot in the forehead 4 times, dumped in a 55gal. drum that was filled with ready-mix concrete.  The drum was loaded in a dumpster that was filled with gravel.  The dumpster, transported by barge, was loaded onto a larger barge and transited the Panama Canal under cover of darkness.  Eighteen days later it positioned itself over the Marianas trench where a mothballed Saturn V rocket had been stored.  The dumpster was put on the rocket which successfully orbited before deploying the dumpster in a short return trajectory to a junkyard outside Newark.  It was then crushed and sold as scrap.


Naah, too easy.
 
2013-06-17 03:21:50 PM  
I would think that the Mafia has by now had ample time to remove and rebury any remains of Hoffa. Plus, it wasn't unknown for them to occasionally employ rather gruesome techniques to dispose of corpses.

Such as running the body through industrial meat grinders in any of the many slaughter houses they had, including those which produced animal feed. Mashing it up in a car compactor and making sure it got dropped in an active steel furnace.

Running it through a commercial incinerator.

Or simply wrapping it up in chains and dropping it off a ship far out at sea. Passenger liners used to toss their garbage off the ship in weighted bags ages ago. Many ships carried chunks of scrap iron for just that purpose.

Besides, the Mafia used to have it's fingers in nearly every major construction in most major cities. You might wonder exactly who is buried in the deep foundations of some of those huge sky scrapers. Especially the ones that use huge, hollow cylinders later pumped full of cement.

If you have the resources and the time, you can get rid of a body and leave no traces. Most of the time the Mafia left bodies lying about was for an object lesson.

BTW, hungry pigs will eat an entire human body dumped in their pen and the more pigs, the less remains -- unlike Lions, Tigers and other primary predators which will leave bones behind.
 
2013-06-17 03:26:08 PM  
I heard he paints houses...
 
2013-06-17 03:34:38 PM  
do you ever wonder if all the dinosaur fossils we find are just well hidden bodies from dinosaur murders?
 
2013-06-17 03:53:27 PM  
"Hey, what's this female pilot doing here?"
"Toss that aside, if it ain't Hoffa."
 
2013-06-17 03:58:57 PM  
It would be equally challenging, but several orders of magnitude more gratifying, to find a consistently good, non-chain pizza restaurant.
 
2013-06-17 04:01:44 PM  

Biledriver: studs up: [publicspaceone.files.wordpress.com image 420x304]

not as well know but equally revealing:
[pics.imcdb.org image 718x390]


Is that Weird Al?
/My MTv-fu is weak
 
2013-06-17 04:10:52 PM  

MacWizard: I love the new breed of journalists, who have to start a new paragragh for every sentence. Apparently, none of them were connected to any other sentence in the story.


I love how you don't know anything about newspaper writing. This is not remotely "new" or from any "breed of journalist." In fact, it's almost as old as newspapers themselves.

When writing an article that is likely to appear in column inches (i.e., in a newspaper or magazine where there are several columns on a page), you don't follow standard rules for paragraphs or you'd end up with walls of text with no breaks. When writing for column inches, you generally don't want any "paragraph" to be more than 2-3 column inches, so you generally start a new "paragraph" every sentence or two. Go look at any newspaper ever.

When those articles get poured into a web page instead, it sometimes looks a little funny. Writers, editors and site operations people have better things to do with their time than reconstruct proper paragraphs from newsprint. You'll get over it.

(It's similar to when like when a TV or radio news report gets transcribed into print on a website, and ends up reading a little funny, because the script wasn't meant for print consumption. It's not like the local news station is going to hire someone to re-write every story for print consumption. That would be a waste of money.)
 
2013-06-17 04:11:59 PM  
♫  Suddenly... I'm not Hoffa man I used to be
There is concrete hanging over me... ♫
 
2013-06-17 04:15:58 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [i3.ytimg.com image 480x360]
' Hey Henry. I got a wing.  What do you want, a wing or a leg?'


His...what is that, his paw?

The hoof.
 
2013-06-17 04:20:24 PM  

Rik01: I would think that the Mafia has by now had ample time to remove and rebury any remains of Hoffa. Plus, it wasn't unknown for them to occasionally employ rather gruesome techniques to dispose of corpses.


At this point it's almost as likely, he had a heart attack and the goons he was with panicked and dumped his body in a dumpster, and into the landfill he went unnoticed.  Seriously there is not any good reason for whoever offed him to hide the body, like people are going to think he skipped town.
 
2013-06-17 04:38:02 PM  
What's unbelievable is that they never searched this property before now since this guy is the original prime suspect in the case and has never been ruled out and is still the prime suspect.
 
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