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(Detroit Free Press)   If you took your children on vacation and you were supposed to bring them back to your ex-wife a few weeks ago, and if you're Allen Iverson, there are some nice gentlemen in various types of suits who'd like to have a word with you   (freep.com) divider line 23
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2013-06-17 02:32:53 PM
How the hell is he gonna make his (ex)marriage better by abducting his children?
 
2013-06-17 02:34:06 PM
That's hearsay!  That's hearsay!  We all got problems!  that's hearsay!  Whatever happened in there is between The Answer and God!  She lyin' anyways!  That's hearsay!

/obscure?
 
2013-06-17 02:34:12 PM
I thought NBA players got top shelf trim.  She must be for practice.
 
2013-06-17 02:38:18 PM
She should have known something was up from the start.  There is no reason to go to Charlotte for vacation.
 
2013-06-17 02:40:37 PM
Took kids on vacation to Charlotte NC.  oooooh kay...  I guess riding the light-rail is fun, you could do that, hit up discovery place in the afternoon and troll for hookers on Wilkinson that night, but what do you do for the next few days?
 
2013-06-17 02:42:55 PM

Crewmannumber6: I thought NBA players got top shelf trim.  She must be for practice.


We're talkin' 'bout practice man.   Practice.
 
2013-06-17 02:46:56 PM
He wants to be with his kids more because he needs the practice.
 
2013-06-17 02:58:05 PM

LoneDoggie: Took kids on vacation to Charlotte NC.  oooooh kay...  I guess riding the light-rail is fun, you could do that, hit up discovery place in the afternoon and troll for hookers on Wilkinson that night, but what do you do for the next few days?


NASCAR museum.  Then you're done, unless it's basketball season and the Bobcats are in town.  On a weekday when they are playing somebody who isn't very good, you can get decent seats from the scalpers for $10.
 
2013-06-17 03:14:56 PM
Do these men in suits practice law?
 
2013-06-17 03:37:30 PM
Damn you, RangerTaylor !

////missed it by THAT much
 
2013-06-17 03:59:24 PM
He shouldn't be difficult to track down with that humongous posse that follows him around everywhere.  Oh, that's right -- no money, no posse.

Note to Tawana -- it's not his alcoholism you should worry so much about.  Better to stress yourself over his thug lifestyle coupled with his dumbass decision making.
 
2013-06-17 04:05:58 PM

Crewmannumber6: I thought NBA players got top shelf trim.  She must be for practice.


I don't know too many butterfaces that come off the bench.
 
2013-06-17 04:36:01 PM
Tawanna Iverson reportedly believes that Iverson has the kids at a hotel in Georgia, and she's worried because of A.I.'s alcoholism.

Oh.....fark.
 
2013-06-17 04:43:55 PM
I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about a vacation, not a game, not a game, not a game, but we're talking about a vacation. Not the game that I go out there and die for and play every game like it's my last but we're talking about a vacation man. How silly is that?
 
2013-06-17 04:46:12 PM

calm like a bomb: LoneDoggie: Took kids on vacation to Charlotte NC.  oooooh kay...  I guess riding the light-rail is fun, you could do that, hit up discovery place in the afternoon and troll for hookers on Wilkinson that night, but what do you do for the next few days?

NASCAR museum.  Then you're done, unless it's basketball season and the Bobcats are in town.  On a weekday when they are playing somebody who isn't very good, you can get decent seats from the scalpers for $10.


Hang out on Lake Norman.  See the Air Museum.  Go to Discover Mills.  Take a tour of the racetrack.  ummm.
 
2013-06-17 04:47:42 PM
 
2013-06-17 06:00:36 PM
It's easy to sum it up if you're just talking about kidnappin' my kids. We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be a role model to my kids, and we're talking about a felony. I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about kidnapping my kids, not a game, not a game, not a game, but we're talking about a felony. Not the game that I go out there and die for and play every game last it's my last but we're talking about kidnappin' my kids, which is a felony, man. How silly is that?

FTFE...I cannot wait to see the cops' response when they arrest the Answer, and introduce him to the Arse-raper...
 
2013-06-17 07:14:09 PM
Funny thread, sad story.

/I don't know the Answer.
 
2013-06-17 07:37:25 PM
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2013-06-17 09:43:43 PM

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I honestly can't think of a worse Detroit-based trade in recent memory.  Adam Oates for Bernie Federko, maybe?
 
2013-06-17 10:58:52 PM

calm like a bomb: LoneDoggie: Took kids on vacation to Charlotte NC.  oooooh kay...  I guess riding the light-rail is fun, you could do that, hit up discovery place in the afternoon and troll for hookers on Wilkinson that night, but what do you do for the next few days?

NASCAR museum.  Then you're done, unless it's basketball season and the Bobcats are in town.  On a weekday when they are playing somebody who isn't very good, you can get decent seats from the scalpers for $10.


That much? Magic tickets go for 1.50.

And when dwight was around, you could get them for 5.00.
 
2013-06-17 11:00:44 PM

LoneDoggie: Took kids on vacation to Charlotte NC.  oooooh kay...  I guess riding the light-rail is fun, you could do that, hit up discovery place in the afternoon and troll for hookers on Wilkinson that night, but what do you do for the next few days?


Price's motherf*cking Chicken Coop. That's where its at, my nubian. Best fried chicken I have ever had, ever. No farking comparison to anything I have ever had. Rocket hot, super moist, super crispy, great flavor...Price's just owns.
 
2013-06-18 10:58:39 AM

meanmutton: I honestly can't think of a worse Detroit-based trade in recent memory. Adam Oates for Bernie Federko, maybe?


I was living in the D when the whole Iverson thing went down.  I just assumed it was a prop to sell tickets since the team was hitting cap issues.  Nobody in Detroit expected him to do much, and he somehow still managed to disappoint.
 
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