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(Business Insider)   'Million Moms' are attacking Kraft's new 'Naked Man Salad Dressing' ad (nearly Not safe for work)   (businessinsider.com ) divider line
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2013-06-17 01:11:56 PM  
FTFA: "g*nitals" HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Also, I wouldn't want a naked man putting ranch on my salad.

/Boy, that sounded dirty
 
2013-06-17 01:14:23 PM  
Well, it's been a while since the "Million" Moms got pissy about something.  Guess this is as good a thing as any.
 
2013-06-17 01:14:58 PM  
1) Start ad campaign featuring a nearly naked man as a way of selling salad dressing.

2) Plant angry protestors within various fringe groups to express outrage on Facebook and various social media sites.

3) Watch as "controversy" over ad "goes viral."

4) Use budget that would have been spent on ad distribution to create new controversial ad.

5) Repeat ad infinitum.
 
2013-06-17 01:17:56 PM  
Meanwhile, the folks over at Liquid Plumber are wondering where they went wrong with their Double Penetration Impact commercial.

/i'll take the bearded one, please
 
2013-06-17 01:20:15 PM  
That's a pretty stupid ad campaign for salad dressing.  Not offensive.  Just stupid.
 
2013-06-17 01:23:22 PM  
Sounds like some of their cobwebs got a little moist, and it's making them cranky.
 
2013-06-17 01:28:04 PM  
I bet they're so upset they've got to take a long bubble bath with the shower-massage wand set at "The U.S. Geologic Survey is reporting a 9.3 quake"
 
2013-06-17 01:44:04 PM  
Stopped reading at "n*ked". Seriously, these farktards think the word "naked" is so offensive that it must be censored?

"uncl*thed people", "gen*tals", "bre*st"...I bet all my censoring totally kept all of you from figuring out what totally offensive word I was referring to.

/What a bunch of dumbasses
 
2013-06-17 01:50:28 PM  

Nabb1: That's a pretty stupid ad campaign for salad dressing.  Not offensive.  Just stupid.


How is it stupid? Women are sexualized all the time in ads for "guy stuff." Finally, we get a little eye candy.
 
2013-06-17 01:55:47 PM  

Monkey2: Stopped reading at "n*ked". Seriously, these farktards think the word "naked" is so offensive that it must be censored?

"uncl*thed people", "gen*tals", "bre*st"...I bet all my censoring totally kept all of you from figuring out what totally offensive word I was referring to.

/What a bunch of dumbasses


The n*ked thing is actually what caught my eye for this headline.

/naked
//subby
 
2013-06-17 01:56:18 PM  

Nabb1: That's a pretty stupid ad campaign for salad dressing.  Not offensive.  Just stupid.


Says you. Those commercials are not only a riot but BEEF CAKE!

I wonder if the same company who does the commercials for them do the commercials for Old Spice. They have the same "okay, this is weird but, hey, the guy is handsome, feel.
 
2013-06-17 01:58:51 PM  

Di Atribe: Nabb1: That's a pretty stupid ad campaign for salad dressing.  Not offensive.  Just stupid.

How is it stupid? Women are sexualized all the time in ads for "guy stuff." Finally, we get a little eye candy.


This. Although to be fair, people complained about the overly-sexualized Carls Jr ads too.

I remember watching Game of Thrones with my wife, where they showed various people doing it, and they always managed to not show the guys' penises. I made the comment to my wife that, while I have no desire to see their wangs, I'd like a couple to be shown just in the interest of fairness to the women in the show.

Anyway, my point is that this ad, while in poor taste, is in no more poor taste that the brazilian ads that show women in similar situations.

Also, who the hell is so uptight that they have to censor the word "naked"? These people seriously need to get laid or something.
 
2013-06-17 01:59:39 PM  
Their Twitter account would be great ironic comedy if not for the fact that they're dumb enough to actually mean it.

/ Carrot Top has 20x more followers.... that should tell you something
 
2013-06-17 02:02:28 PM  

mekki: Nabb1: That's a pretty stupid ad campaign for salad dressing.  Not offensive.  Just stupid.

Says you. Those commercials are not only a riot but BEEF CAKE!

I wonder if the same company who does the commercials for them do the commercials for Old Spice. They have the same "okay, this is weird but, hey, the guy is handsome, feel.


That kinda makes sense for Old Spice though -- deodorant is essentially a vanity item, and thus the marketing message is to make the consumer think it makes them more attractive to the opposite sex.  If you need salad dressing to make yourself attractive to women, you're... probably doing it wrong.
 
2013-06-17 02:09:51 PM  

Lord Dimwit: Di Atribe: Nabb1: That's a pretty stupid ad campaign for salad dressing.  Not offensive.  Just stupid.

How is it stupid? Women are sexualized all the time in ads for "guy stuff." Finally, we get a little eye candy.

This. Although to be fair, people complained about the overly-sexualized Carls Jr ads too.

I remember watching Game of Thrones with my wife, where they showed various people doing it, and they always managed to not show the guys' penises. I made the comment to my wife that, while I have no desire to see their wangs, I'd like a couple to be shown just in the interest of fairness to the women in the show.

Anyway, my point is that this ad, while in poor taste, is in no more poor taste that the brazilian ads that show women in similar situations.

Also, who the hell is so uptight that they have to censor the word "naked"? These people seriously need to get laid or something.


GoT never showed full frontal of either sex
 
2013-06-17 02:10:34 PM  

johnnieconnie: Monkey2: Stopped reading at "n*ked". Seriously, these farktards think the word "naked" is so offensive that it must be censored?

"uncl*thed people", "gen*tals", "bre*st"...I bet all my censoring totally kept all of you from figuring out what totally offensive word I was referring to.

/What a bunch of dumbasses

The n*ked thing is actually what caught my eye for this headline.

/naked
//subby


Glad I'm not the only one then...

/grats on 6th Green
//only 4 for me since 2005
///2 NASCAR, 1 NASA, and one tribute to N.G. Tyson
////Damn, forget real life, even on Fark I don't make a damn bit of sense
//are 5 slashies too many?
 
2013-06-17 02:10:57 PM  
This reminds me of the time I was at a restaurant attempting to eat a salad while one of those Million Moms stood silently by while her kid screamed and squealed and threw food on the floor.   I was about to get angry about it and say something to the waitress but I was reminded that it was a family restaurant and that means there's nothing to be done about the kid.  I was left with no other option but to take off my clothes, wrap myself up in the table cloth and stare at the mom.

At least that's the version I told the judge.
 
2013-06-17 02:14:51 PM  
img20.imageshack.us
 
2013-06-17 02:17:17 PM  
I saw the Kraft dude on Kelly & Michael one morning.  He seemed about as dumb as a stump.
 
2013-06-17 02:21:43 PM  
There aren't any 'million moms,' if I recall correctly it's a dude with a few sycophants in Florida that help him lick stamps. Or something.
 
2013-06-17 02:25:00 PM  
Sex sells...  Pron in your inbox:

BLOWJOB - NAKED - ORGASMIC

See how you all just read that...

Question is: Do we want to objectify men in order to attain greater equality?  Shouldn't it be to objectify women less, to treat people like people, instead of just another show-horse for us to admire?
 
2013-06-17 02:25:46 PM  
"Million Moms"? Might as well say "PETA", "The Catholic Church" or "Congress" for all the gravitas that brings to the discussion.
 
2013-06-17 02:26:02 PM  

Diogenes: Meanwhile, the folks over at Liquid Plumber are wondering where they went wrong with their Double Penetration Impact commercial.

/i'll take the bearded one, please


Both, thanbkyou vearby much...

/it's hard to type correctly with one hand
 
2013-06-17 02:30:49 PM  
Dear Kraft,

I'd like to buy some of your ranch dressing.  Does the guy come with it?


/so tempted to post that on their FB page...
 
2013-06-17 02:30:55 PM  
Kraft should just reply "Thanks for h*lping publicize our pr*ducts just like we exp*cted you to"
 
2013-06-17 02:34:07 PM  

Monkey2: johnnieconnie: Monkey2: Stopped reading at "n*ked". Seriously, these farktards think the word "naked" is so offensive that it must be censored?

"uncl*thed people", "gen*tals", "bre*st"...I bet all my censoring totally kept all of you from figuring out what totally offensive word I was referring to.

/What a bunch of dumbasses

The n*ked thing is actually what caught my eye for this headline.

/naked
//subby

Glad I'm not the only one then...

/grats on 6th Green
//only 4 for me since 2005
///2 NASCAR, 1 NASA, and one tribute to N.G. Tyson
////Damn, forget real life, even on Fark I don't make a damn bit of sense
//are 5 slashies too many?

No

Thanks!


Also, this suddenly put me in mind of this episode of Coupling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1sN3sTqC8U
"It's a scientific fact that if you say the word "naked" three or more times, to any man, he has to cross his legs "

So this is probably the kind of thing the "Million" Moms are worried about. *snert* trying to type with a straight face here.
 
2013-06-17 02:35:42 PM  

xria: Kraft should just reply "Thanks for h*lping publicize our pr*ducts just like we exp*cted you to"


Why the vowel hate? Can't you * a consonant every once in awhile?
 
2013-06-17 02:36:10 PM  
Americans are so farking weird about sexuality. shiat is hilarious to me how outraged some people get over a naked body.
 
2013-06-17 02:36:10 PM  

johnnieconnie: "It's a scientific fact that if you say the word "naked" three or more times, to any man, he has to cross his legs "


What if you say "naked man" 3 times to the mirror?  Does it work like that whole Biggie Smalls gag from South Park?
 
2013-06-17 02:37:34 PM  

xanadian: Dear Kraft,

I'd like to buy some of your ranch dressing.  Does the guy come with it?


/so tempted to post that on their FB page...


The guy coming is a critical part of its manufacture.
 
2013-06-17 02:37:34 PM  
I suspect the "Million Moms" is more like 20 fat, joyless women in Disney t-shirts that get together once a week at Applebees to outrage about something.
 
2013-06-17 02:38:46 PM  
Excuse me while I whip out my pepper grinder....
 
2013-06-17 02:41:29 PM  
Gee, any time I share some objectification-of-the-opposite-sex time with my dad, we get biatched at and told to stop. When it's moms and daughters it's ok?

So which is it: bad always, or bad only when there isn't parity?
 
2013-06-17 02:42:19 PM  

show me: FTFA: "g*nitals" HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Also, I wouldn't want a naked man putting ranch on my salad.

/Boy, that sounded dirty


FTA:  "n*ked"?  really??? oh FFS...
 
2013-06-17 02:53:11 PM  
What is this world coming to!?

Figures this ad would toss the salad of the million moms.
 
2013-06-17 02:54:02 PM  
One Million Meddlesome, Demanding, Recently-Obese, Sex-As-A-Weapon Coonts with Lots of Spare Time.
 
2013-06-17 03:01:58 PM  

xanadian: johnnieconnie: "It's a scientific fact that if you say the word "naked" three or more times, to any man, he has to cross his legs "

What if you say "naked man" 3 times to the mirror?  Does it work like that whole Biggie Smalls gag from South Park?


I do not know. I'm not a man and I don't watch South Park so I'm not familiar with that one.

I probably should go back and watch all of them so I know what you guys are referring to all the time. :)
 
2013-06-17 03:09:12 PM  
I have no problem with this ad.
 
2013-06-17 03:09:35 PM  

skinink: [img20.imageshack.us image 651x444]


That's awesome. Do you have the original?
 
2013-06-17 03:10:53 PM  
N*ked man
N*ked man
P*ssing through
N*ked l*nd

N*ked man
N*ked man
In the s*nd
Where is your h*nd?

N*ked man
N*ked man
Please go back to n*ked l*nd
 
2013-06-17 03:11:54 PM  

Di Atribe: skinink: [img20.imageshack.us image 651x444]

That's awesome. Do you have the original?


Can someone explain this meme of The Rock cockblocking everything?  In this case, literally?
 
2013-06-17 03:13:52 PM  
cbsstlouis.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-17 03:13:58 PM  

Diogenes: Di Atribe: skinink: [img20.imageshack.us image 651x444]

That's awesome. Do you have the original?

Can someone explain this meme of The Rock cockblocking everything?  In this case, literally?



tnation.t-nation.com
 
2013-06-17 03:14:31 PM  

johnnieconnie: xanadian: johnnieconnie: "It's a scientific fact that if you say the word "naked" three or more times, to any man, he has to cross his legs "

What if you say "naked man" 3 times to the mirror?  Does it work like that whole Biggie Smalls gag from South Park?

I do not know. I'm not a man and I don't watch South Park so I'm not familiar with that one.

I probably should go back and watch all of them so I know what you guys are referring to all the time. :)


It is a parody of Candyman but with Biggie Smalls instead of the Tony Todd character. Not really much more to it.
 
2013-06-17 03:15:45 PM  

Diogenes: Di Atribe: skinink: [img20.imageshack.us image 651x444]

That's awesome. Do you have the original?

Can someone explain this meme of The Rock cockblocking everything?  In this case, literally?


I can't link it at work, but IIRC it was originally a fake porno picture of Emma Watson with The Rock over the naked bits. And someone asked if they had "the original of that picture" asking for the porno pic, and instead they linked the full picture of The Rock as a joke.

Many lulz were had. So then when someone has a picture they want to censor, they use The Rock to cover it, setting up the "Do you have the original of that" joke.
 
2013-06-17 03:15:55 PM  
keepitcherry


I suspect the "Million Moms" is more like 20 fat, joyless women in Disney t-shirts that get together once a week at Applebees to outrage about something.

I thought they were the "Twilight Moms"
 
2013-06-17 03:16:04 PM  

Diogenes: Di Atribe: skinink: [img20.imageshack.us image 651x444]

That's awesome. Do you have the original?

Can someone explain this meme of The Rock cockblocking everything?  In this case, literally?


I think it started here:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-17 03:16:26 PM  

Lord Dimwit: Also, who the hell is so uptight that they have to censor the word "naked"? These people seriously need to get laid or something.


Get laid. Have a little fun. Learn that they're not society's morality police. I just can't imagine hyper-ventilating over something so..... not offensive.

Diogenes: I saw the Kraft dude on Kelly & Michael one morning.  He seemed about as dumb as a stump.


I ain't lookin at him to hear him talk. I think Tim Tebow's hot, too. Doesn't mean I want to listen to him say anything.

NostroZ: Question is: Do we want to objectify men in order to attain greater equality? Shouldn't it be to objectify women less, to treat people like people, instead of just another show-horse for us to admire?


As much as I just objectified that man, I must admit that this is a good point & one we should all pay attention to.
 
2013-06-17 03:17:15 PM  

keepitcherry: I suspect the "Million Moms" is more like 20 fat, joyless women in Disney t-shirts that get together once a week at Applebees to outrage about something.


Nope, it is in fact 5 sad dudes with a fax machine.  Not any actual women.
 
2013-06-17 03:17:17 PM  

Treygreen13: Diogenes: Di Atribe: skinink: [img20.imageshack.us image 651x444]

That's awesome. Do you have the original?

Can someone explain this meme of The Rock cockblocking everything?  In this case, literally?

I can't link it at work, but IIRC it was originally a fake porno picture of Emma Watson with The Rock over the naked bits. And someone asked if they had "the original of that picture" asking for the porno pic, and instead they linked the full picture of The Rock as a joke.

Many lulz were had. So then when someone has a picture they want to censor, they use The Rock to cover it, setting up the "Do you have the original of that" joke.


jst3p: Diogenes: Di Atribe: skinink: [img20.imageshack.us image 651x444]

That's awesome. Do you have the original?

Can someone explain this meme of The Rock cockblocking everything?  In this case, literally?

I think it started here:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 473x684]


I see.  Missed that one!  Pretty damned funny though.
 
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