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(Daily Mail)   Things that go in recycling bags: glass bottles, plastic, paper. Things that do not go in recycling bags: dead Irish hit and run victims   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 28
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2013-06-17 11:39:35 AM
Someone threw away a perfectly good white boy.
 
2013-06-17 11:41:36 AM
Those aren't recyclable

/hell, you can't even collect a deposit on them
 
2013-06-17 11:42:03 AM
Of course not, you return them for a $.05 return.

/$.10 in Michigan
 
2013-06-17 12:25:37 PM
s12.postimg.org
 
2013-06-17 12:27:28 PM
This image, done in MSpaint, took 20 time as long to make in photoshop, AND I couldn't upload it in the new version of IMageshack.  And it sucks, on top of all that.
 
2013-06-17 01:20:33 PM
Yeah, those go in the compost heap.
 
2013-06-17 01:58:32 PM
Well, how else are you supposed to make soylent green?
 
2013-06-17 01:59:53 PM
Co. Down is Northern Ireland, if it matters
 
2013-06-17 01:59:55 PM
Eyewitness: He lay down down in road before being hit by at least one car


A licky boom-boom down


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2013-06-17 02:03:05 PM
Because storing dead Irish ain't the city's business?
 
2013-06-17 02:03:20 PM

"She told the website that she saw Mr Bell, who was in American to do summer work, stumbling across the road.
He then lay down down in the middle of the road before being hit by at least one car, she claimed.

His friends have now organised a quiz to help raise funds to bring his body home."


Was he drunk and did his friends just let him leave the bar unable to look after himself? I knew two people who went out drinking, and the one friend let the other leave the bar, but he was riding his motorcycle home. He was too drunk to drive and would up dying in an accident. She always said it wasn't her fault, but she let him go off to drive his bike.

 
2013-06-17 02:04:01 PM
Dead Micks go out with the compost.
 
2013-06-17 02:04:36 PM
Car accident kills man...train wreck kills article.
 
2013-06-17 02:05:34 PM
whatculture.com
Like a boss.
 
2013-06-17 02:06:18 PM
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'Tis true. I took many a lump, but 'twas all in good fun.
 
2013-06-17 02:07:59 PM
The pipes must have been calling.
 
2013-06-17 02:09:53 PM

dj_bigbird: Someone threw away a perfectly good white boy.


Done in one
 
2013-06-17 02:10:21 PM
Can't put glass in with recycling either actually where I live (which I guess means they still do hand sorting, which seems archaic), I haven't tried a dead body, but I imagine you would get one of those sticky notes on the top

Sorry we couldn't collect your bin this week because it contained:

O    Glass
O    Plastic bags
O    Food Waste
O    Garden Waste
X     Other:   ______Dead Body______
 
2013-06-17 02:14:00 PM
Damn, even recycle bins have "No Irish" policies...
 
2013-06-17 02:16:07 PM

Gaseous Anomaly: Because storing dead Irish ain't the city's business?


Relax! I called The Wolf.
 
2013-06-17 02:18:11 PM

Gaseous Anomaly: Because storing dead Irish ain't the city's business?


Did they notice a sign out in front that said dead mick storage?  No, they didn't, beacuse there isn't one.

Maybe that can be one of the questions on the quiz.
 
2013-06-17 02:50:29 PM
I saw this story this morning and I keep coming back to the same question: why was the Medical Examiner's van filled with recyclables in the first place?
 
2013-06-17 03:19:16 PM
Just checking to see if this had become a redhead thread yet...sadly it has not...carry on...
 
2013-06-17 04:46:44 PM
The Irish are not even good for you lawn, unlike used motor oil, you can't recycle them.
 
2013-06-17 06:02:05 PM

skinink: "She told the website that she saw Mr Bell, who was in American to do summer work, stumbling across the road.
He then lay down down in the middle of the road before being hit by at least one car, she claimed.

His friends have now organised a quiz to help raise funds to bring his body home."
Was he drunk and did his friends just let him leave the bar unable to look after himself? I knew two people who went out drinking, and the one friend let the other leave the bar, but he was riding his motorcycle home. He was too drunk to drive and would up dying in an accident. She always said it wasn't her fault, but she let him go off to drive his bike.


It's not her fault. The idiot decided to ride his bike. She didn't force him to.
 
2013-06-17 09:15:00 PM

fireclown: Like a boss.


First thing I thought of.
 
2013-06-18 12:54:59 AM

Crewmannumber6: Co. Down is Northern Ireland, if it matters


Of course it matters!
 
2013-06-18 03:51:22 PM
That goes in the yard waste bin!
 
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