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(Waukesha Now)   The man "was arrested and taken to Waukesha Memorial Hospital, where he became increasingly agitated, screaming that it was a constitutional right to have sex with a goat"   (waukeshanow.com) divider line 42
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2013-06-17 02:01:32 PM
7 votes:
The owner asked Orris to leave, but he refused, the complaint reads. At one point, Orris became belligerent and the owner said he "directed him to the floor," leaving a cut on Orris' head.

I want to be in the courtroom for this guy's testimony.

DISTRICT ATTORNEY: And once you'd shown him to the floor, what happened next?
OWNER: I prepared him a sandwich.
DA: What kind of sandwich?
OWNER: I believe it was a knuckle sandwich.
DA: And then what happened?
OWNER: In all the confusion, his timepiece had become dirty, so I attended to that.
DA: In other words, you cleaned his clock?
OWNER: That's fair to say.
2013-06-17 01:28:12 PM
4 votes:

show me: "...but you fark ONE sheep..."


You become a congressperson?
2013-06-17 01:08:00 PM
4 votes:
"...but you fark ONE sheep..."
2013-06-17 01:42:25 PM
3 votes:

Raharu: I was half expecting it to be Glen Beck


No, that would be "raped and murdered a goat in 1990".
2013-06-17 01:34:10 PM
3 votes:
Shaun Keith Owen had a farm, eyi eyi yo! And on that farm he had a sexy goat, eyi eyi yo!

With a "Grunt grunt!" here, and a "Grunt grunt!" there. Here a grunt, there a grunt, everywhere a grunt grunt!

Shaun Keith Owen had a farm, eyi eyi yo!
2013-06-17 01:32:43 PM
3 votes:
It would seem in Obama's America the pursuit of happiness has its limits.

THANKS OBAMA!
2013-06-17 01:30:02 PM
3 votes:

FARK rebel soldier: Kwin?


Do they even MAKE goat RealDolls?
2013-06-17 05:05:09 PM
2 votes:
I was married to a goat one time.  The sex was fantastic but we just kept butting heads over everything else.
2013-06-17 02:34:36 PM
2 votes:

Prey4reign: Enough already with all the "freedom to goat and sheep fark" palaver.  How about us guys who are into wolverine love?  We're a hardy lot and ready to protect our constitutional rights!


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I support you guys 100%, so long as you'll let me cut in line.
2013-06-17 02:21:48 PM
2 votes:
I spent a month in Waukesha several years ago.  After seeing the female prospects around there, I can almost understand why he'd choose the goat.
2013-06-17 01:45:54 PM
2 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Yet another responsible gun owner.


Hopefully, not a Gnu owner, though. Right?
2013-06-17 01:37:29 PM
2 votes:
Thank god this was the good kind of kid farking.
2013-06-17 01:35:33 PM
2 votes:
I was half expecting it to be Glen Beck
2013-06-17 01:34:19 PM
2 votes:
Enough already with all the "freedom to goat and sheep fark" palaver.  How about us guys who are into wolverine love?  We're a hardy lot and ready to protect our constitutional rights!
2013-06-17 01:29:43 PM
2 votes:

jake_lex: Isn't that how that old saying starts?  "First they came for the goat farkers, but I said nothing, because I do not fark goats."

Slippery slope, people!


And a little sticky.  Maybe kinda smelly.
2013-06-17 01:29:08 PM
2 votes:
I blame gay marriage.

Well, you knew SOMEBODY was going to.
2013-06-17 01:28:23 PM
2 votes:

Isn't that how that old saying starts?  "First they came for the goat farkers, but I said nothing, because I do not fark goats."



Slippery slope, people!
2013-06-17 01:26:03 PM
2 votes:
Right? Nay, duty!
2013-06-17 03:51:26 PM
1 votes:
2013-06-17 03:37:13 PM
1 votes:

catmandu: Ned Stark: comhcinc: To answer his question, the constitution does not ban goat farking so it is constitutional. Now of course the state does have the right to regulate it.

I don't think they do, no.

Wisconsin Statute 944.17 (c) (d) expressly forbids committing an act of sexual gratification with an animal.


So, not a nanny state?
2013-06-17 03:00:17 PM
1 votes:

show me: catmandu: Ned Stark: comhcinc: To answer his question, the constitution does not ban goat farking so it is constitutional. Now of course the state does have the right to regulate it.

I don't think they do, no.

Wisconsin Statute 944.17 (c) (d) expressly forbids committing an act of sexual gratification with an animal.

What if neither you nor the goat feels gratification, but just shame, emptiness, and ennui?


Loophole!
2013-06-17 02:59:12 PM
1 votes:

catmandu: Ned Stark: comhcinc: To answer his question, the constitution does not ban goat farking so it is constitutional. Now of course the state does have the right to regulate it.

I don't think they do, no.

Wisconsin Statute 944.17 (c) (d) expressly forbids committing an act of sexual gratification with an animal.


What if neither you nor the goat feels gratification, but just shame, emptiness, and ennui?
2013-06-17 02:54:37 PM
1 votes:

Abuse Liability: dramatic reenactment (NSFW)


Everybody panic.
2013-06-17 02:46:29 PM
1 votes:
Thanks, Smokey!
2013-06-17 02:27:28 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-06-17 02:23:27 PM
1 votes:

sandbar67: It's actually true. It's down at the bottom, in really small print, but it's in there.


69th amendment, if I'm not mistaken.
2013-06-17 02:16:45 PM
1 votes:

wambu: Sexy goat thread?

[i.imgur.com image 400x316]


I've got the weirdest boner right now....the smokes really do it for me!
2013-06-17 02:16:29 PM
1 votes:

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: Sometimes its nice to see your hometown in the news.  This is not one of those times.


Well, at least it wasn't in the news because of you.
2013-06-17 02:14:16 PM
1 votes:
Sometimes its nice to see your hometown in the news.  This is not one of those times.
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-06-17 02:07:12 PM
1 votes:

hutchkc: Turtles are still good though right?


not to mention chicken farking is still in vogue...
2013-06-17 01:53:02 PM
1 votes:
Sexy goat thread?

i.imgur.com
2013-06-17 01:45:03 PM
1 votes:

Ghastly: It would seem in Obama's America the pursuit of happiness has its limits.

THANKS OBAMA!


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Prego.
2013-06-17 01:43:23 PM
1 votes:
Well, Wisconsin is the land of cheese. Cheddar cheese, Blue cheese, Goat cheese, Dick cheese..................
2013-06-17 01:41:50 PM
1 votes:
Dad?
2013-06-17 01:35:35 PM
1 votes:
Don't ask, don't neigh
2013-06-17 01:34:25 PM
1 votes:
was it in front of a daycare?

was it dead?
2013-06-17 01:34:08 PM
1 votes:

UrukHaiGuyz: Arkanaut: Right? Nay Neigh, duty!

FTF....um, a freind


I before e except when English is completely arbitrary

/goddammitsomuch
2013-06-17 01:33:39 PM
1 votes:

UrukHaiGuyz: Arkanaut: Right? Nay Neigh, duty!

FTF....um, a freind


grammar goat is not amused
2013-06-17 01:32:56 PM
1 votes:

Arkanaut: Right? Nay Neigh, duty!


FTF....um, a freind
2013-06-17 01:31:38 PM
1 votes:

iheartscotch: show me: "...but you fark ONE sheep..."

You become a congressperson?


A small price to pay, because after that you get to fark EVERYONE.
2013-06-17 01:30:56 PM
1 votes:

iheartscotch: show me: "...but you fark ONE sheep..."

You become a congressperson?


Well, yeah, that's something that hadn't occurred to me, but it works.
2013-06-17 01:26:06 PM
1 votes:
It's actually true. It's down at the bottom, in really small print, but it's in there.
 
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