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(Waukesha Now)   The man "was arrested and taken to Waukesha Memorial Hospital, where he became increasingly agitated, screaming that it was a constitutional right to have sex with a goat"   (waukeshanow.com) divider line 13
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2013-06-17 02:21:48 PM
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I spent a month in Waukesha several years ago.  After seeing the female prospects around there, I can almost understand why he'd choose the goat.
2013-06-17 01:08:00 PM
2 votes:
"...but you fark ONE sheep..."
2013-06-17 02:54:37 PM
1 votes:

Abuse Liability: dramatic reenactment (NSFW)


Everybody panic.
2013-06-17 02:34:36 PM
1 votes:

Prey4reign: Enough already with all the "freedom to goat and sheep fark" palaver.  How about us guys who are into wolverine love?  We're a hardy lot and ready to protect our constitutional rights!


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I support you guys 100%, so long as you'll let me cut in line.
2013-06-17 02:09:04 PM
1 votes:
dramatic reenactment (NSFW)
2013-06-17 02:01:32 PM
1 votes:
The owner asked Orris to leave, but he refused, the complaint reads. At one point, Orris became belligerent and the owner said he "directed him to the floor," leaving a cut on Orris' head.

I want to be in the courtroom for this guy's testimony.

DISTRICT ATTORNEY: And once you'd shown him to the floor, what happened next?
OWNER: I prepared him a sandwich.
DA: What kind of sandwich?
OWNER: I believe it was a knuckle sandwich.
DA: And then what happened?
OWNER: In all the confusion, his timepiece had become dirty, so I attended to that.
DA: In other words, you cleaned his clock?
OWNER: That's fair to say.
2013-06-17 01:46:39 PM
1 votes:
TFA: Orris became belligerent and the owner said he "directed him to the floor"

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2013-06-17 01:45:54 PM
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Yet another responsible gun owner.


Hopefully, not a Gnu owner, though. Right?
2013-06-17 01:33:27 PM
1 votes:
2013-06-17 01:32:57 PM
1 votes:
Well, to be fair, nothing in the Constitution says he can't fark a goat.
2013-06-17 01:32:56 PM
1 votes:
Done in one, I'll turn out the lights.
2013-06-17 01:30:56 PM
1 votes:

iheartscotch: show me: "...but you fark ONE sheep..."

You become a congressperson?


Well, yeah, that's something that hadn't occurred to me, but it works.
2013-06-17 01:28:23 PM
1 votes:

Isn't that how that old saying starts?  "First they came for the goat farkers, but I said nothing, because I do not fark goats."



Slippery slope, people!
 
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