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(Waukesha Now)   The man "was arrested and taken to Waukesha Memorial Hospital, where he became increasingly agitated, screaming that it was a constitutional right to have sex with a goat"   (waukeshanow.com) divider line 117
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2013-06-17 04:05:44 PM

xanadian: UrukHaiGuyz: xanadian: ciberido: xanadian: ciberido: I blame gay marriage.

Well, you knew SOMEBODY was going to.

No, we're responsible for turtle-farking.

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No, Pat Robertson assured me it was ducks.

Well, that just qua...no, not gonna say it.

........

Quaintly fowled up?

I was going to go for the obvious pun, but I figured it'd ruffle too many feathers.


I'm always down for a good punfest.
 
2013-06-17 04:16:45 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: xanadian: UrukHaiGuyz: xanadian: ciberido: xanadian: ciberido: I blame gay marriage.

Well, you knew SOMEBODY was going to.

No, we're responsible for turtle-farking.

[thenakedpheasant.files.wordpress.com image 640x480]
No, Pat Robertson assured me it was ducks.

Well, that just qua...no, not gonna say it.

........

Quaintly fowled up?

I was going to go for the obvious pun, but I figured it'd ruffle too many feathers.

I'm always down for a good punfest.


They start capriciously in threads like this.
 
2013-06-17 04:51:09 PM

offmymeds: Ghastly: It would seem in Obama's America the pursuit of happiness has its limits.

THANKS OBAMA!

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Prego.


I was gonna say, it's been over a couple minutes since the last new photo of Obama photoshopped into a Hitler costume has appeared on the interweb.
 
2013-06-17 04:52:05 PM
Did the NSA solve this one?
 
2013-06-17 04:53:19 PM

blatz514: CrazyCracka420: Oh it happened in Wisconsin? Color me surprised...

farking 'sconi's

Sorta surprised being in Waukesha.   Now, anywhere North and West of Green Bay...


Thanks, Walker.

Continuing the slide to Cheesehead perdition.
 
2013-06-17 05:05:09 PM
I was married to a goat one time.  The sex was fantastic but we just kept butting heads over everything else.
 
2013-06-17 05:05:20 PM

Janusdog: blatz514: CrazyCracka420: Oh it happened in Wisconsin? Color me surprised...

farking 'sconi's

Sorta surprised being in Waukesha.   Now, anywhere North and West of Green Bay...

Thanks, Walker.

Continuing the slide to Cheesehead perdition.


How does it feel being cyan 5?  I can change the color.
 
2013-06-17 05:07:59 PM
Ah, Waukesha.  If you ain't putting us in the national spotlight with Scott Walker and Paul Ryan, you're doing it by f*cking goats.
 
2013-06-17 05:16:52 PM

blatz514: Janusdog: blatz514: CrazyCracka420: Oh it happened in Wisconsin? Color me surprised...

farking 'sconi's

Sorta surprised being in Waukesha.   Now, anywhere North and West of Green Bay...

Thanks, Walker.

Continuing the slide to Cheesehead perdition.

How does it feel being cyan 5?  I can change the color.


Why not 4?  I was already using cyan 4 for Janusdog.
 
2013-06-17 05:24:03 PM

ciberido: blatz514: Janusdog: blatz514: CrazyCracka420: Oh it happened in Wisconsin? Color me surprised...

farking 'sconi's

Sorta surprised being in Waukesha.   Now, anywhere North and West of Green Bay...

Thanks, Walker.

Continuing the slide to Cheesehead perdition.

How does it feel being cyan 5?  I can change the color.

Why not 4?  I was already using cyan 4 for Janusdog.


Done.
 
2013-06-17 05:29:43 PM
www.theblindcard.comSurfing Goat Dairy, Maui
 
2013-06-17 05:36:02 PM
Was it the Goat from the Adam Sandler album?
 
2013-06-17 06:52:31 PM

iheartscotch: show me: "...but you fark ONE sheep..."

You become a congressperson?


GDit, chores keep me from getting here earlier and posting things like this.

/good on ya, iheartscotch
 
2013-06-17 07:53:39 PM
Hope the kids were spared from seeing this...
 
2013-06-18 02:51:31 AM
Waukesha is Tea Party central. Judging from the letters its fine citizens write to the local papers, I'm pretty sure he thought he was making a devastatingly witty and insightful comment about gay marriage.
 
2013-06-18 03:28:20 AM
I'm neither a fig nor a fig pluckers' son, but I'll pluck figs 'till the fig pluckers come.
 
2013-06-18 12:49:46 PM

Prey4reign: Enough already with all the "freedom to goat and sheep fark" palaver.  How about us guys who are into wolverine love?  We're a hardy lot and ready to protect our constitutional rights!


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Yes, please.
 
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