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(Waukesha Now)   The man "was arrested and taken to Waukesha Memorial Hospital, where he became increasingly agitated, screaming that it was a constitutional right to have sex with a goat"   (waukeshanow.com) divider line 117
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2013-06-17 01:53:02 PM
Sexy goat thread?

i.imgur.com
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-06-17 01:53:16 PM
what's is fark name again?
 
2013-06-17 01:57:37 PM
He's not getting me.

www.latimes.com
 
2013-06-17 01:58:12 PM
Turtles are still good though right?
 
2013-06-17 01:58:35 PM

ciberido: Do they even MAKE goat RealDolls?


www.bendigobank.com.au
/image link is hot
//like Kwin for a goat with the clap
 
2013-06-17 02:01:32 PM
The owner asked Orris to leave, but he refused, the complaint reads. At one point, Orris became belligerent and the owner said he "directed him to the floor," leaving a cut on Orris' head.

I want to be in the courtroom for this guy's testimony.

DISTRICT ATTORNEY: And once you'd shown him to the floor, what happened next?
OWNER: I prepared him a sandwich.
DA: What kind of sandwich?
OWNER: I believe it was a knuckle sandwich.
DA: And then what happened?
OWNER: In all the confusion, his timepiece had become dirty, so I attended to that.
DA: In other words, you cleaned his clock?
OWNER: That's fair to say.
 
2013-06-17 02:02:05 PM

Ghastly: xanadian: ciberido: I blame gay marriage.

Well, you knew SOMEBODY was going to.

No, we're responsible for turtle-farking.

Or so the infographic told me, anyway...

Don't forget the headless lolis. If there's one thing gays love its farking headless little girls.


I ...

...

I must've missed that memo.
 
2013-06-17 02:06:09 PM
I always love to see my hometown on Fark.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-06-17 02:07:12 PM

hutchkc: Turtles are still good though right?


not to mention chicken farking is still in vogue...
 
2013-06-17 02:08:34 PM
Well, the government should at least try to articulate a legitimate state interest in infringing his liberty to have sex with a goat.
 
2013-06-17 02:09:04 PM
dramatic reenactment (NSFW)
 
2013-06-17 02:09:40 PM

d23: hutchkc: Turtles are still good though right?

not to mention chicken farking is still in vogue...


i4.ytimg.com
 
2013-06-17 02:11:38 PM

Nephilim clones can be seen at NFL games. We didn't get taller because of growth hormones in milk. That came from DNA extracted from the nephilim bones found in N America. The bones are in the library. Paid disinfo agents minimize and seek to label those insane who tell the truth. The bones are online at the Smithsonian etc Atheists and cult killers want this ignored because it proves the Biblical story of David vs Goliath as truth not fantasy.
Great gnashing of teeth ....


Whoa...
 
2013-06-17 02:14:16 PM
Sometimes its nice to see your hometown in the news.  This is not one of those times.
 
2013-06-17 02:16:29 PM

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: Sometimes its nice to see your hometown in the news.  This is not one of those times.


Well, at least it wasn't in the news because of you.
 
2013-06-17 02:16:45 PM

wambu: Sexy goat thread?

[i.imgur.com image 400x316]


I've got the weirdest boner right now....the smokes really do it for me!
 
2013-06-17 02:21:48 PM
I spent a month in Waukesha several years ago.  After seeing the female prospects around there, I can almost understand why he'd choose the goat.
 
2013-06-17 02:23:21 PM

Repo Man: Nephilim clones can be seen at NFL games. We didn't get taller because of growth hormones in milk. That came from DNA extracted from the nephilim bones found in N America. The bones are in the library. Paid disinfo agents minimize and seek to label those insane who tell the truth. The bones are online at the Smithsonian etc Atheists and cult killers want this ignored because it proves the Biblical story of David vs Goliath as truth not fantasy.
Great gnashing of teeth ....

Whoa...


Somehow it's comforting that this guy is just flat-out crazy. I mean, obviously he's crazy for being into goats, but it's sort of nice to know he's crazy in general, y'know?

If he were just crazy about one thing, you could probably know him for years and not realize. Instead he seems like the sort of person who'd announce that he's receiving CIA broadcasts on his fillings within the first thirty seconds of conversation.
 
2013-06-17 02:23:27 PM

sandbar67: It's actually true. It's down at the bottom, in really small print, but it's in there.


69th amendment, if I'm not mistaken.
 
2013-06-17 02:27:28 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-17 02:27:53 PM

howdoibegin: Obligatory.


Also obligatory.

There needs to be some sort of rule that there's an xkcd comic and/or a Weird Al Song for every possible Fark thread.
 
2013-06-17 02:29:19 PM
Dis is what happens in Wisconsin when you go talkin' about dat love dere dat dere not speak its name.
 
2013-06-17 02:30:10 PM
Aberforth Dumbledore?
 
2013-06-17 02:32:01 PM

Carn: jake_lex: Isn't that how that old saying starts?  "First they came for the goat farkers, but I said nothing, because I do not fark goats."

Slippery slope, people!

And a little sticky.  Maybe kinda smelly.


Much like the floor of a theater.
 
2013-06-17 02:34:36 PM

Prey4reign: Enough already with all the "freedom to goat and sheep fark" palaver.  How about us guys who are into wolverine love?  We're a hardy lot and ready to protect our constitutional rights!


1.bp.blogspot.com
I support you guys 100%, so long as you'll let me cut in line.
 
2013-06-17 02:41:14 PM
To answer his question, the constitution does not ban goat farking so it is constitutional. Now of course the state does have the right to regulate it.
 
2013-06-17 02:41:53 PM

comhcinc: To answer his question, the constitution does not ban goat farking so it is constitutional. Now of course the state does have the right to regulate it.


I don't think they do, no.
 
2013-06-17 02:42:04 PM
There was just that one time in college.
 
2013-06-17 02:42:04 PM
Sheesh. Guy was just -asking- if it's okay to hump goats, and he gets taken down?

What if his whole pickup routine is based around finding someone that says they believe it's okay? For all we know he was just intending to tag-team or something.
 
2013-06-17 02:46:29 PM
Thanks, Smokey!
 
2013-06-17 02:54:37 PM

Abuse Liability: dramatic reenactment (NSFW)


Everybody panic.
 
2013-06-17 02:56:51 PM

Ned Stark: comhcinc: To answer his question, the constitution does not ban goat farking so it is constitutional. Now of course the state does have the right to regulate it.

I don't think they do, no.


Wisconsin Statute 944.17 (c) (d) expressly forbids committing an act of sexual gratification with an animal.
 
2013-06-17 02:59:12 PM

catmandu: Ned Stark: comhcinc: To answer his question, the constitution does not ban goat farking so it is constitutional. Now of course the state does have the right to regulate it.

I don't think they do, no.

Wisconsin Statute 944.17 (c) (d) expressly forbids committing an act of sexual gratification with an animal.


What if neither you nor the goat feels gratification, but just shame, emptiness, and ennui?
 
2013-06-17 03:00:17 PM

show me: catmandu: Ned Stark: comhcinc: To answer his question, the constitution does not ban goat farking so it is constitutional. Now of course the state does have the right to regulate it.

I don't think they do, no.

Wisconsin Statute 944.17 (c) (d) expressly forbids committing an act of sexual gratification with an animal.

What if neither you nor the goat feels gratification, but just shame, emptiness, and ennui?


Loophole!
 
2013-06-17 03:01:50 PM

xanadian: ciberido: I blame gay marriage.

Well, you knew SOMEBODY was going to.

No, we're responsible for turtle-farking.


thenakedpheasant.files.wordpress.com
No, Pat Robertson assured me it was ducks.
 
2013-06-17 03:05:52 PM

ciberido: xanadian: ciberido: I blame gay marriage.

Well, you knew SOMEBODY was going to.

No, we're responsible for turtle-farking.

[thenakedpheasant.files.wordpress.com image 640x480]
No, Pat Robertson assured me it was ducks.


Well, that just qua...no, not gonna say it.

........
 
2013-06-17 03:07:44 PM

mithras_angel: Raharu: I was half expecting it to be Glen Beck

No, that would be "raped and murdered a goat in 1990".


But did Glen Beck LEGITIMATELY rape and murder a goat in 1990?  Or was it more like he just RAPE raped the duck?
 
2013-06-17 03:11:17 PM

xanadian: ciberido: xanadian: ciberido: I blame gay marriage.

Well, you knew SOMEBODY was going to.

No, we're responsible for turtle-farking.

[thenakedpheasant.files.wordpress.com image 640x480]
No, Pat Robertson assured me it was ducks.

Well, that just qua...no, not gonna say it.

........


Quaintly fowled up?
 
2013-06-17 03:11:28 PM

uncleacid: He's not getting me.

[www.latimes.com image 536x570]


css time: I used to know  David Rozgonyi, the guy who wrote the book "Goat Trees:"  He's a pretty interesting guy.
 
2013-06-17 03:14:30 PM

Abuse Liability: dramatic reenactment (NSFW)


Well, there ya go.  Obviously when the man said it was his Constitutional right to fark a goat, he was referring to the whole Establishment Clause.
 
2013-06-17 03:18:22 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Well, to be fair, nothing in the Constitution says he can't fark a goat.


"You can take my goat when you pry it off my cold, dead _______!"
 
2013-06-17 03:25:53 PM
Hal Thompson wanted for questioning
 
2013-06-17 03:28:53 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: xanadian: ciberido: xanadian: ciberido: I blame gay marriage.

Well, you knew SOMEBODY was going to.

No, we're responsible for turtle-farking.

[thenakedpheasant.files.wordpress.com image 640x480]
No, Pat Robertson assured me it was ducks.

Well, that just qua...no, not gonna say it.

........

Quaintly fowled up?


I was going to go for the obvious pun, but I figured it'd ruffle too many feathers.
 
2013-06-17 03:37:13 PM

catmandu: Ned Stark: comhcinc: To answer his question, the constitution does not ban goat farking so it is constitutional. Now of course the state does have the right to regulate it.

I don't think they do, no.

Wisconsin Statute 944.17 (c) (d) expressly forbids committing an act of sexual gratification with an animal.


So, not a nanny state?
 
2013-06-17 03:48:10 PM

Ghastly: xanadian: ciberido: I blame gay marriage.

Well, you knew SOMEBODY was going to.

No, we're responsible for turtle-farking.

Or so the infographic told me, anyway...


Don't forget the headless lolis. If there's one thing gays love its farking headless little girls.


Mind.

Blown.

Um. Um. Ahh. NO.

[NOPE SAT of DOOM.gif]
 
2013-06-17 03:51:26 PM
 
2013-06-17 03:52:06 PM
FTFA: To answer Orris' question, Wisconsin Statute 944.17 (c) (d) expressly forbids committing an act of sexual gratification with an animal.

FINALLY some responsible journalism! This writer deserves a Pulitzer.
 
2013-06-17 03:53:32 PM

RobSeace: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Tie me to your headboard. Throw your legs over my shoulders, and let me wear you like a feed bag.


Oh, NSFW language in that link for anyone who didn't recognize Bill Hicks and figure that out for themselves...
 
2013-06-17 04:03:53 PM

catmandu: Ned Stark: comhcinc: To answer his question, the constitution does not ban goat farking so it is constitutional. Now of course the state does have the right to regulate it.

I don't think they do, no.

Wisconsin Statute 944.17 (c) (d) expressly forbids committing an act of sexual gratification with an animal.


see above about not being challenged in court yet.
 
2013-06-17 04:05:25 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
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