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(Waukesha Now)   The man "was arrested and taken to Waukesha Memorial Hospital, where he became increasingly agitated, screaming that it was a constitutional right to have sex with a goat"   (waukeshanow.com) divider line 117
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2013-06-17 01:08:00 PM  
"...but you fark ONE sheep..."
 
2013-06-17 01:26:03 PM  
Right? Nay, duty!
 
2013-06-17 01:26:06 PM  
It's actually true. It's down at the bottom, in really small print, but it's in there.
 
2013-06-17 01:28:12 PM  

show me: "...but you fark ONE sheep..."


You become a congressperson?
 
2013-06-17 01:28:23 PM  

Isn't that how that old saying starts?  "First they came for the goat farkers, but I said nothing, because I do not fark goats."



Slippery slope, people!
 
2013-06-17 01:28:54 PM  
Kwin?
 
2013-06-17 01:29:08 PM  
I blame gay marriage.

Well, you knew SOMEBODY was going to.
 
2013-06-17 01:29:43 PM  

jake_lex: Isn't that how that old saying starts?  "First they came for the goat farkers, but I said nothing, because I do not fark goats."

Slippery slope, people!


And a little sticky.  Maybe kinda smelly.
 
2013-06-17 01:30:02 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: Kwin?


Do they even MAKE goat RealDolls?
 
2013-06-17 01:30:05 PM  
that is a very baaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaa--aaaad maaaa-aaa---aaaaaaaan.

/apologies to Jim Breuer
 
2013-06-17 01:30:56 PM  

iheartscotch: show me: "...but you fark ONE sheep..."

You become a congressperson?


Well, yeah, that's something that hadn't occurred to me, but it works.
 
2013-06-17 01:31:38 PM  

iheartscotch: show me: "...but you fark ONE sheep..."

You become a congressperson?


A small price to pay, because after that you get to fark EVERYONE.
 
2013-06-17 01:32:43 PM  
It would seem in Obama's America the pursuit of happiness has its limits.

THANKS OBAMA!
 
2013-06-17 01:32:56 PM  
Done in one, I'll turn out the lights.
 
2013-06-17 01:32:56 PM  

Arkanaut: Right? Nay Neigh, duty!


FTF....um, a freind
 
2013-06-17 01:32:57 PM  
Well, to be fair, nothing in the Constitution says he can't fark a goat.
 
2013-06-17 01:33:27 PM  
 
2013-06-17 01:33:39 PM  

UrukHaiGuyz: Arkanaut: Right? Nay Neigh, duty!

FTF....um, a freind


grammar goat is not amused
 
2013-06-17 01:34:08 PM  

UrukHaiGuyz: Arkanaut: Right? Nay Neigh, duty!

FTF....um, a freind


I before e except when English is completely arbitrary

/goddammitsomuch
 
2013-06-17 01:34:10 PM  
Shaun Keith Owen had a farm, eyi eyi yo! And on that farm he had a sexy goat, eyi eyi yo!

With a "Grunt grunt!" here, and a "Grunt grunt!" there. Here a grunt, there a grunt, everywhere a grunt grunt!

Shaun Keith Owen had a farm, eyi eyi yo!
 
2013-06-17 01:34:19 PM  
Enough already with all the "freedom to goat and sheep fark" palaver.  How about us guys who are into wolverine love?  We're a hardy lot and ready to protect our constitutional rights!
 
2013-06-17 01:34:25 PM  
was it in front of a daycare?

was it dead?
 
2013-06-17 01:35:33 PM  
I was half expecting it to be Glen Beck
 
2013-06-17 01:35:35 PM  
Don't ask, don't neigh
 
2013-06-17 01:36:28 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: Kwin?


When Kwin the eEskimo gets here all the kids are gonna run to him.
 
2013-06-17 01:36:49 PM  

Ghastly: It would seem in Obama's America the pursuit of happiness has its limits.

THANKS OBAMA!


Ick. Happiness is a waaaaarm, yes it iiiis.............Gooooooohwoooooaaatt.

/apologies all around
 
2013-06-17 01:37:29 PM  
Thank god this was the good kind of kid farking.
 
2013-06-17 01:37:34 PM  
 
2013-06-17 01:39:03 PM  
Its implied by Lawrence v. Texas but I don't think its actually been ruled on one way IR another.
 
2013-06-17 01:40:21 PM  

ciberido: I blame gay marriage.

Well, you knew SOMEBODY was going to.


No, we're responsible for turtle-farking.

Or so the infographic told me, anyway...
 
2013-06-17 01:40:28 PM  
We need to find this man and pray the goat love away.
 
2013-06-17 01:41:37 PM  
Check out his google+ comments.  The guy is straight-up loony tunes.   https://plus.google.com/+TimOReilly/posts/6v27m7ZCRyh

/the "escorted him to the floor" comment by the bartender was rich
/you picked the ugly one
 
2013-06-17 01:41:50 PM  
Dad?
 
2013-06-17 01:42:25 PM  

Raharu: I was half expecting it to be Glen Beck


No, that would be "raped and murdered a goat in 1990".
 
2013-06-17 01:43:20 PM  
Oh it happened in Wisconsin? Color me surprised...

farking 'sconi's
 
2013-06-17 01:43:23 PM  
Well, Wisconsin is the land of cheese. Cheddar cheese, Blue cheese, Goat cheese, Dick cheese..................
 
2013-06-17 01:44:48 PM  
It's not wrong if the goat's name is Sylvia.

<obscure?>
 
2013-06-17 01:45:03 PM  

Ghastly: It would seem in Obama's America the pursuit of happiness has its limits.

THANKS OBAMA!


4.bp.blogspot.com
Prego.
 
2013-06-17 01:45:06 PM  
Yet another responsible gun owner.
 
2013-06-17 01:45:52 PM  

CrazyCracka420: Oh it happened in Wisconsin? Color me surprised...

farking 'sconi's


Sorta surprised being in Waukesha.   Now, anywhere North and West of Green Bay...
 
2013-06-17 01:45:54 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Yet another responsible gun owner.


Hopefully, not a Gnu owner, though. Right?
 
2013-06-17 01:46:33 PM  
"pursuit of happiness"

In one of the drafts it was property
 
2013-06-17 01:46:39 PM  
TFA: Orris became belligerent and the owner said he "directed him to the floor"

twimg0-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-06-17 01:47:41 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Yet another responsible gun pocketknife owner.


woopsie.
 
2013-06-17 01:48:13 PM  
Teacher leave them kids alone.
 
2013-06-17 01:49:34 PM  

skinink: Shaun Keith Owen had a farm, eyi eyi yo! And on that farm he had a sexy goat, eyi eyi yo!

With a "Grunt grunt!" here, and a "Grunt grunt!" there. Here a grunt, there a grunt, everywhere a grunt grunt!

Shaun Keith Owen had a farm, eyi eyi yo!


"Sexy goat" is what my friends call the goat spawn in Arkham Horror:

www.arkhamhorrorwiki.com/Goat_Spawn
 
2013-06-17 01:49:41 PM  

xanadian: ciberido: I blame gay marriage.

Well, you knew SOMEBODY was going to.

No, we're responsible for turtle-farking.

Or so the infographic told me, anyway...


Don't forget the headless lolis. If there's one thing gays love its farking headless little girls.
 
2013-06-17 01:50:36 PM  
2 legs good. 4 legs baaad.
 
2013-06-17 01:51:22 PM  
All hail Shaun Keith Orris, Tall Talker, Horn Blower and Breaker of Ice, the Mead-King of Ruddy Hall, Speaker to Gods, Father of Hosts, and Husband to Bears Goats.
 
2013-06-17 01:51:31 PM  

neversubmit: "pursuit of happiness"


No, that's the Declaration of Independence.

And it's "purfuit of happineff".
 
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