skinink: They'd let you watch, they would invite you, but the Gulfstreams they fly would not excite you!
Rapmaster2000: I didn't know they couldn't drink. I never knew Buddhism could be so lame.
super_grass: What? You thought that all buddhists are exotic, austere saints you saw on TV and magazines?They're just religious adherents, no different than your priest or rabbi. People in the far east probably think that the catholic church is just as incorruptible as you do buddhists.
Harry Freakstorm: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]I would be a lot happier if this pot was full of Heinekens
Oppa Thai Monk Style!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy, sexy ladyboy!
FatherChaos: I didn't choose the monk life. The monk life chose me.
Peki: You just try telling a church lady that you don't want that banana pie she freshly baked you that morning for spending hours in the garden.
jaytkay: Archbishop's house.[upload.wikimedia.org image 320x240]In a neighborhood where a tiny studio condo costs at least $150K.
CoolHandLucas: Its not a Gulfstream...its a Cessna Citation CJ3./CSB
UtileDysfunktion: jaytkay: Archbishop's house.[upload.wikimedia.org image 320x240]In a neighborhood where a tiny studio condo costs at least $150K.Yep, Cardinal Cody was the speaker at my high school graduation. Asshole showed up in a limo, wearing so much jewelry it took two of his guys in suits and Raybans to help him out of the car. He then delivered an hour long filibuster (inside a sweltering, non-air-conditioned gym with all of us wearing robes) on why WE all needed to give more money to the Catholic Church. Even the Brothers were not pleased./never got over that, obviously
CoolHandLucas: [twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com image 500x214]You paying attention? I'm talking... G5, Pecker! That's how you can roll. No more frequent flyer biatch miles for my boy!
Harry Freakstorm: But have these men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them?
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