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(Kotaku)   Question: Can the Oculus Rift make you '"genuinely horny?" Answer: We don't know, but this erotic adventure game is sure gonna try   ( divider line
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5396 clicks; posted to Geek » on 17 Jun 2013 at 12:39 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-17 12:32:56 PM  
3 votes:
A slightly suggestive cave painting could make me "genuinely horny", so I don't see what the big deal is.
2013-06-17 03:07:31 PM  
2 votes:

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Um.....I was under the impression that most people used porn not to make themselves horny, but because they're already horny and they'd like to do something about that, either because a partner isn't available or because it enhances the experience with a partner.

/Now, explosions....those make me horny

Finally, a definitive answer to the long debated, "What's Michael Bay's Fark handle?"
2013-06-17 05:10:23 PM  
1 vote:
I'd be ashamed to have this game. Imagine some kid fapping to this and getting busted by his parents... and not even realizing it until he takes off the headset and has his Mom standing there staring at him.
2013-06-17 02:03:56 PM  
1 vote:
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Back in my day we preferred our virtual porn in 8 bits! We didn't need any fancy fooooooorce feedback, or virtual tactile emotive tech-no-lo-geees. There we were, in our basement using mayonnaise as a lubricant watching our blocky, 2D racist pornography.
and we liked it!

virtual headsets....flibbityflooooo.

/and scene
2013-06-17 01:19:18 PM  
1 vote:
Will this bring about the end of fluid exchanges?
2013-06-17 12:58:24 PM  
1 vote:
Even Ms. Pacman makes me horny.
2013-06-17 12:50:04 PM  
1 vote:
Well I'm fairly certain that I've never been disingenuously horny.
2013-06-17 12:46:21 PM  
1 vote:
And then to make Wicked Paradise into an MMORpGY...

/rule 34 on steroids
2013-06-17 12:43:09 PM  
1 vote:
Technology and porn go hand in hand.  Or hand in penis.  Whatever the saying is.
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