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(Kotaku)   Question: Can the Oculus Rift make you '"genuinely horny?" Answer: We don't know, but this erotic adventure game is sure gonna try   (kotaku.com) divider line 38
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2013-06-17 12:32:56 PM  
A slightly suggestive cave painting could make me "genuinely horny", so I don't see what the big deal is.
 
2013-06-17 12:43:09 PM  
Technology and porn go hand in hand.  Or hand in penis.  Whatever the saying is.
 
2013-06-17 12:43:21 PM  
I missed out on the original Rift Kickstarter, thinking it was lame, but when the Virtuix Omni Kickstarter launched, I had to jump on board the VR train.  I get my right in august(maybe?).

Meanwhile, I don't have anything interesting to say about porn.  How dull.
 
2013-06-17 12:46:21 PM  
And then to make Wicked Paradise into an MMORpGY...

/rule 34 on steroids
 
2013-06-17 12:46:49 PM  
That really was the funniest 30 rock episode.
 
2013-06-17 12:49:55 PM  
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2013-06-17 12:50:04 PM  
Well I'm fairly certain that I've never been disingenuously horny.
 
2013-06-17 12:50:56 PM  
I can answer this with a few simple, logical steps:

1) If men can use it
2) If it contains anything about anything
Then
3) Yes, it can make people genuinely horny
 
2013-06-17 12:51:47 PM  
I don't understand what they mean by "genuinely"...

Are these just people too ashamed to admit that 2D/3DCGI/etc can get a rise out of them?
 
2013-06-17 12:53:52 PM  
i.imgur.com

Too...much...fap...
 
2013-06-17 12:57:45 PM  
Yes.

Oh, you mean, by wearing the Rift? Yeah, I suppose that could work too.
 
2013-06-17 12:58:24 PM  
Even Ms. Pacman makes me horny.
 
2013-06-17 01:00:43 PM  

cousin-merle: Even Ms. Pacman makes me horny.


Oh how I long to not  be at work to post the relevant vgcats comic...
 
2013-06-17 01:01:39 PM  
www.cinemecum.it
Strange Days did it!
 
2013-06-17 01:05:41 PM  
In other news Valve just added a really rough VR mode to Portal 1 for the RIft.  I tried it out a bit this weekend and while it's not quite as playable as their TF2 or HL2 modes yet, it still looked great.  I'm looking forward to having the Virtuix Omni and some kind of motion controller that simulates hands (Hydra is promising on that front). Sitting on a couch with a controller just doesn't cut it anymore for any game where you are supposed to be walking.  Heck even the player height when you're sitting and not standing feels wrong.
 
2013-06-17 01:13:24 PM  
I'd say yes.. even the pic in the article made me genuinely horny
 
2013-06-17 01:14:41 PM  
"A player will never feel very attracted to a virtual character if he or she doesn't care."

Er.. we refer to IRL pornographic actresses as "dirty whore sluts", and it's not because we care about them.
Try again?
 
2013-06-17 01:17:28 PM  

ikanreed: I missed out on the original Rift Kickstarter, thinking it was lame, but when the Virtuix Omni Kickstarter launched, I had to jump on board the VR train.  I get my right in august(maybe?).

Meanwhile, I don't have anything interesting to say about porn.  How dull.


Holy crap i hadn't heard of that until now, thanks for the link! God i hope this and the Rift hit stores in the next few years.
 
2013-06-17 01:19:18 PM  
Will this bring about the end of fluid exchanges?
 
2013-06-17 01:26:22 PM  

ikanreed: I missed out on the original Rift Kickstarter, thinking it was lame, but when the Virtuix Omni Kickstarter launched, I had to jump on board the VR train.  I get my right in august(maybe?).

Meanwhile, I don't have anything interesting to say about porn.  How dull.


Pretty awesome
 
2013-06-17 01:34:21 PM  
I was able to fap to that scene in Lawnmower man, so I venture a yes.
 
2013-06-17 01:52:46 PM  

DerpHerder: Will this bring about the end of fluid exchanges?


www.thewheelfx.com
 
2013-06-17 02:01:15 PM  
So long as they don't try and actually build a game around it. Like a 2 hour unskippable porn film, and the sex is at the end, and isn't that hot anyway. Just make it all the sex.
 
2013-06-17 02:03:56 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com


Back in my day we preferred our virtual porn in 8 bits! We didn't need any fancy fooooooorce feedback, or virtual tactile emotive tech-no-lo-geees. There we were, in our basement using mayonnaise as a lubricant watching our blocky, 2D racist pornography.
and we liked it!
WE LOVED IT!

virtual headsets....flibbityflooooo.

/and scene
 
2013-06-17 02:31:16 PM  

ikanreed: I missed out on the original Rift Kickstarter, thinking it was lame, but when the Virtuix Omni Kickstarter launched, I had to jump on board the VR train.  I get my right in august(maybe?).

Meanwhile, I don't have anything interesting to say about porn.  How dull.


Seriously, thanks for the link, i submitted it to fark right after i watched the video and got my second green light ever.
 
2013-06-17 02:33:45 PM  

exparrot: Back in my day we preferred our virtual porn in 8 bits! We didn't need any fancy fooooooorce feedback, or virtual tactile emotive tech-no-lo-geees. There we were, in our basement using mayonnaise as a lubricant watching our blocky, 2D racist pornography.
and we liked it!
WE LOVED IT!

virtual headsets....flibbityflooooo.

/and scene


Luxury!

/I remember porny text adventures
 
2013-06-17 02:35:32 PM  

Klivian: cousin-merle: Even Ms. Pacman makes me horny.

Oh how I long to not  be at work to post the relevant vgcats comic...


This one?  (Posting link because it's labeled NSFW)

http://www.vgcats.com/co mics/?strip_id=136
 
2013-06-17 02:49:38 PM  
Um.....I was under the impression that most people used porn not to make themselves horny, but because they're already horny and they'd like to do something about that, either because a partner isn't available or because it enhances the experience with a partner.

/Now, explosions....those make me horny
 
2013-06-17 02:50:08 PM  

ChubbyTiger: exparrot: Back in my day we preferred our virtual porn in 8 bits! We didn't need any fancy fooooooorce feedback, or virtual tactile emotive tech-no-lo-geees. There we were, in our basement using mayonnaise as a lubricant watching our blocky, 2D racist pornography.
and we liked it!
WE LOVED IT!

virtual headsets....flibbityflooooo.

/and scene

Luxury!

/I remember porny text adventures


Well, of course, we had it tough. We used to 'ave to get up at twelve o'clock at night to watch hand shadows of porn on the cave wall by campfire light.  And you try and tell the young people of today that ... they won't believe you.
 
2013-06-17 03:07:31 PM  

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Um.....I was under the impression that most people used porn not to make themselves horny, but because they're already horny and they'd like to do something about that, either because a partner isn't available or because it enhances the experience with a partner.

/Now, explosions....those make me horny


Finally, a definitive answer to the long debated, "What's Michael Bay's Fark handle?"
 
2013-06-17 03:47:24 PM  
The Japanese have been doing porn video games forever.

Google it and don't blame me for what you find
 
2013-06-17 03:59:04 PM  
Oh man!! GIS failed me for the requisite Brainstorm image.

Guess this will have to do.
www.beyondhollywood.com
 
2013-06-17 05:00:11 PM  

exparrot: Back in my day we preferred our virtual porn in 8 bits!


Came here for this, leaving ::ahem:: satisfied.

/also is that image considered NSFW? One could argue that it's already pixelated.
 
2013-06-17 05:10:23 PM  
I'd be ashamed to have this game. Imagine some kid fapping to this and getting busted by his parents... and not even realizing it until he takes off the headset and has his Mom standing there staring at him.
 
2013-06-17 05:38:08 PM  

ParagonComplex: I'd be ashamed to have this game. Imagine some kid fapping to this and getting busted by his parents... and not even realizing it until he takes off the headset and has his Mom standing there staring at him.


Reminded me of this story Craig Ferguson told.
 
2013-06-17 07:24:47 PM  
I am amused that the designers neglected to place mocap sensors on the hips. Its a substantial oversight for a program attempting to capture female sexuality. The net result is a model that walks like its knees are taped together.
 
2013-06-17 08:05:01 PM  

WrathofDog: I am amused that the designers neglected to place mocap sensors on the hips. Its a substantial oversight for a program attempting to capture female sexuality. The net result is a model that walks like its knees are taped together.


You say that like there's not a market for it.
 
2013-06-17 08:29:35 PM  

Cytokine Storm: Reminded me of this story Craig Ferguson told.


Haha, that's exactly the same circumstance, but a technologically advanced version. I probably would have ran away from home, too.
 
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