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(CNN)   Sarah Palin should keep her day job, whatever that is   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 113
    More: Asinine, gun-running, mama grizzly, Bostonians, Sarah Palin, vice presidential candidate  
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2013-06-17 08:58:03 AM  
"These scandals are coming at us so Fast and Furious," she quipped at an annual gathering of conservatives on Saturday.

She's just a really big Vin Diesel fan.
 
2013-06-17 09:02:03 AM  

Sybarite: "These scandals are coming at us


someone should have asked her "What scandals"?
 
2013-06-17 09:04:11 AM  
"Time's-a-wasting. Things are moving really quickly and if we don't get out there and defend this republic then America will be transformed into something we do not recognize," she told CNN.

Keep dividing Americans, Palin.  It's led to all your success.

 (They're friends, she said, because she provided actress Tina Fey, her look-alike, "job security.")

Tina's had steady work well before you, and well after you you narcisissitic sociopath.

"Time's-a-wasting. Things are moving really quickly and if we don't get out there and defend this republic then America will be transformed into something we do not recognize," she told CNN.

Old material.  Who's she think she is, Seinfeld?

Palin responded, "I think it's kind of dangerous territory, touchy territory, to want to debate this over one race's fertility rate over another, and I say this as someone who's kinda fertile herself.

Doesn't count when all your fruit is rotten.

Palin said near the top of her speech, "If there's any protesters, speak now or forever hold your peace, because facing the protesters, facing the critics - that's something I do well."

Coffee.  Nose.  Pain.
 
2013-06-17 09:06:03 AM  
Her day job is AW.
 
2013-06-17 09:12:22 AM  

grokca: Her day job is AW.


And the some of the same people who would scoff at Kim Kardashian look at Palin as a beacon of hope and truth.
 
2013-06-17 09:13:57 AM  
her day job is separating uneducated racists from their money. and for that, i salute her.
 
2013-06-17 09:16:45 AM  

Diogenes: grokca: Her day job is AW.

And the some of the same people who would scoff at Kim Kardashian look at Palin as a beacon of hope and truth.


I hear the Bene Gesserit are going to mate the West-Kardashian child with one of the Palin spawn to create the AW Kwisatz Haderach, who will be able to make everything about himself.
 
2013-06-17 09:20:35 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Diogenes: grokca: Her day job is AW.

And the some of the same people who would scoff at Kim Kardashian look at Palin as a beacon of hope and truth.

I hear the Bene Gesserit are going to mate the West-Kardashian child with one of the Palin spawn to create the AW Kwisatz Haderach, who will be able to make everything about himself.


The creeper must awaken.
 
2013-06-17 09:21:17 AM  
I thought we hired here to keep an eye on Russia from her front porch
 
2013-06-17 09:21:50 AM  
Her increasingly desperate attempts to stay relevant amuse me.
 
2013-06-17 09:24:02 AM  

vernonFL: Her increasingly desperate attempts to stay relevant amuse me.


Rush Limbaugh dilemma.  Amuses us.  Others take her seriously.
 
2013-06-17 09:25:59 AM  
I thought that her stooping to a new low by appearing on Celebrity Wife Swap with Joan Rivers would have been the bottom of the barrel, but it appears that she measures herself with a VERY deep barrel.
 
2013-06-17 09:35:38 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-17 09:43:17 AM  
What's good enough for the Business Insider, is good enough for Fark: Palin faked the pregnancy
 
2013-06-17 09:53:42 AM  
i259.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-17 09:57:18 AM  

Diogenes: [i259.photobucket.com image 520x736]


hilarious - too bad about the "galdiator" spelling at the end. soooo close.
 
2013-06-17 10:03:41 AM  

Diogenes: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Diogenes: grokca: Her day job is AW.

And the some of the same people who would scoff at Kim Kardashian look at Palin as a beacon of hope and truth.

I hear the Bene Gesserit are going to mate the West-Kardashian child with one of the Palin spawn to create the AW Kwisatz Haderach, who will be able to make everything about himself.

The creeper must awaken.



Dear God that's beautiful.
*stands and salutes*
 
2013-06-17 10:05:05 AM  
Sarah Palin should keep her day job, whatever that is

Fighting Moon Nazis?
 
2013-06-17 10:11:17 AM  

FlashHarry: Diogenes: [i259.photobucket.com image 520x736]

hilarious - too bad about the "galdiator" spelling at the end. soooo close.


Does kind of take some of the edge off of it, doesn't it?
 
2013-06-17 10:25:15 AM  
Village Idiot is an ancient and honorable profession.
 
2013-06-17 10:28:54 AM  

Diogenes: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Diogenes: grokca: Her day job is AW.

And the some of the same people who would scoff at Kim Kardashian look at Palin as a beacon of hope and truth.

I hear the Bene Gesserit are going to mate the West-Kardashian child with one of the Palin spawn to create the AW Kwisatz Haderach, who will be able to make everything about himself.

The creeper must awaken.


The derp must flow.
 
2013-06-17 10:32:16 AM  
Sarah Palin should shut her worthless, useless pie hole.  I'd rather here ruminations about Nietzsche from Honey Boo-Boo than anything that comes out of that vapid coont's scrambled cerebral cortex.
 
2013-06-17 10:33:30 AM  
Does "Glen Rice's oral dick holster" still add the same dazzle that it used to for a resumé?
 
2013-06-17 10:37:08 AM  
FTA: Asked by CNN if she would be on the campaign trail again in 2014 on behalf of fellow Republicans, Palin replied, "Absolutely, more than ever."

I see that one of my Christmas presents came early this year.

*THE SOUND OF SOBBING CAN BE HEARD COMING FROM REINCE PRIEBUS' OFFICE*
 
2013-06-17 10:42:12 AM  
The Palin clan should stick to what it is good at: siring bastards.
 
2013-06-17 10:43:18 AM  
She quit her day-job halfway through her term.  I remember the inspired craziness of the "I'm giving up" speech.
 
2013-06-17 10:44:46 AM  

EyeballKid: Does "Glen Rice's oral dick holster" still add the same dazzle that it used to for a resumé?


while having a dedicated holster would be nice, i'm still pretty glad that i don't have an oral dick.
 
2013-06-17 10:46:15 AM  

thomps: EyeballKid: Does "Glen Rice's oral dick holster" still add the same dazzle that it used to for a resumé?

while having a dedicated holster would be nice, i'm still pretty glad that i don't have an oral dick.


So, an anal man, huh?
 
2013-06-17 10:51:53 AM  
"Our government spied on every single one of your phone calls but it couldn't find two pot smoking dead-beat Bostonians with a hotline to terrorist central in Chechnya. Really?"

OK, Sarah.

Now - without looking at your hand - spell "Chechnya." Then show us where Chechnya is on this map.
 
2013-06-17 10:51:54 AM  

EyeballKid: thomps: EyeballKid: Does "Glen Rice's oral dick holster" still add the same dazzle that it used to for a resumé?

while having a dedicated holster would be nice, i'm still pretty glad that i don't have an oral dick.

So, an anal man, huh?


only when it comes to grammar.

/and buttsex
 
2013-06-17 10:56:23 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: Village Idiot is an ancient and honorable profession.


Not the way she does it.
 
2013-06-17 10:56:39 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Sarah Palin should shut her worthless, useless pie hole.  I'd rather here ruminations about Nietzsche from Honey Boo-Boo than anything that comes out of that vapid coont's scrambled cerebral cortex.


That.....was beautiful
 
2013-06-17 10:57:02 AM  
"If there's any protesters, speak now or forever hold your peace, because facing the protesters, facing the critics - that's something I do well."

Right.

And there is such a need to BUILD up and FIGHT for our state and our country. I choose to FIGHT for it!

...

With this announcement that I am not seeking re-election... I've determined it's best to transfer the authority of governor to Lieutenant Governor Parnell; and I am willing to do so, so that this administration - with its positive agenda, its accomplishments, and its successful road to an incredible future - can continue without interruption and with great administrative and legislative success.
 
2013-06-17 10:57:03 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Diogenes: grokca: Her day job is AW.

And the some of the same people who would scoff at Kim Kardashian look at Palin as a beacon of hope and truth.

I hear the Bene Gesserit are going to mate the West-Kardashian child with one of the Palin spawn to create the AW Kwisatz Haderach, who will be able to make everything about himself.


But they've already got that trait in Sarah...and it seems that the trait runs rampant through the gene pool as it is.

"Witticisms"... tried to twist it into "Wanticisms" (as is wanting wit) but it's a bit too cerebral...and not really all that witty.
Just seems to me that if you're gonna kill, suffer rape, fark really disgusting individuals, dispense terminal chubbiness viruses, etc. in order to 'fix' a genetic trait it ought to be for something worthwhile.
 
2013-06-17 10:57:34 AM  
 
2013-06-17 10:58:21 AM  
"... she served up her criticism of President Barack Obama with her trademark witticisms."

By definition, in order for it to be a 'witticism' it has to be witty. Let's stop with the lazy journalism, people! Wit and Palin went their separate ways decades ago, if they ever were acquaintances to begin with.
 
2013-06-17 10:58:58 AM  

Jake Havechek: The Palin clan should stick to what it is good at: siring bastards.


Very well put, +1
 
2013-06-17 11:01:34 AM  

kimwim: [i.imgur.com image 826x561]


Either the picture on the left is manipulated, or she gained a whole bunch of weight in her face within five days.
 
2013-06-17 11:03:04 AM  
"Our government spied on every single one of your phone calls but it couldn't find two pot smoking dead-beat Bostonians with a hotline to terrorist central in Chechnya. Really?"

Actually, our government found them almost immediately. If you want to debate the tactics they used, fine, but she makes it sound like the bombers are still at large. Oh wait, that's because she's a lying coont Republican.
 
2013-06-17 11:04:36 AM  

ManateeGag: Sybarite: "These scandals are coming at us

someone should have asked her "What scandals"?


All of them.
 
2013-06-17 11:05:12 AM  

hinten: What's good enough for the Business Insider, is good enough for Fark: Palin faked the pregnancy


someonelse: kimwim: [i.imgur.com image 826x561]

Either the picture on the left is manipulated, or she gained a whole bunch of weight in her face within five days.


Check out the pictures in hinten's link.  As a previously pregnant lady, I can attest that the woman in the pictures in the linked article is not a picture of a pregnant woman.
 
2013-06-17 11:05:52 AM  

Diogenes: [i259.photobucket.com image 520x736]


Wonderful. Still wondering if Trig is really Bristol's.
 
2013-06-17 11:08:02 AM  

Maturin: Wonderful. Still wondering if Trig is really Bristol's.


We're just asking questions, is all.
 
2013-06-17 11:08:42 AM  
her trademark witticisms.

www.sworddragon.com

For future reference, CNN, these are witticisms:

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
- Oscar Wilde

"[Atlas Shrugged] is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."
- Dorothy Parker


These are not:

"These scandals are coming at us so Fast and Furious"

"You know what I wish Congress would do - just for a week, perhaps, just put themselves on cruise control. Ted Cruz control."


And here's one more that's quite appropriate for Palin:

"Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words."
- Dorothy Parker
 
2013-06-17 11:12:53 AM  

Diogenes: [i259.photobucket.com image 520x736]pregnancy decision map


This has always smelled of rats and fishes to me. Airlines are rather skittish about extremely preggers people flying. Having the baby on the plane makes for an interesting plot development in a blockbuster movie, but in RL it's a royal PITA...not to mention a breeding ground for lawsuits.

I highly doubt they would allow a woman in active labor on the plane, is what I'm on about...
and for most women, active labor (read: "PAIN!" ) isn't something you can hide easily.
 
2013-06-17 11:13:17 AM  
They can hire a PR/comedy writer for her, but she still can't memorize what she is supposed to say, so good luck with that.
 
2013-06-17 11:13:47 AM  
i.imgur.com
Here's a clearer shot.
 
2013-06-17 11:16:52 AM  
good-god lemon!  she looks like a team-america puppet

images.zap2it.com

ll-media.tmz.com
 
2013-06-17 11:17:46 AM  

rufus-t-firefly: "You know what I wish Congress would do - just for a week, perhaps, just put themselves on cruise control. Ted Cruz control."


That's an abomination.
 
2013-06-17 11:19:48 AM  
taco, taco ... i just don't care anymore =(
I hate this woman.
i451.photobucket.com
 
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