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(NHL)   It's the Stanley Cup Playoffs game three, from Boston tonight... Can the Bruins build off the game two win? Is it the Blackhawks' turn to prove home ice means nothing? What's the under/over on overtime a third time? Puck drops at 8ET(ish)   ( divider line
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2013-06-17 08:55:08 PM  
4 votes:

fatalvenom: Marshmont is a douche.

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2013-06-17 10:48:57 PM  
2 votes:

Polish Hussar: irishman4: chicago has a butthurt, lol

To be expected, I think Chara was trying to mount that guy

Well to be fair, Moose have terrible eyesight and will mount just about anything in rutting season.
2013-06-17 09:46:17 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-06-17 09:15:20 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-06-17 08:47:07 PM  
2 votes:
Should be a two minute Penalty on nbc for too much Pierre.
2013-06-17 10:55:23 PM  
1 vote:

keylock71: Good game, Chicago...

2013-06-17 10:48:39 PM  
1 vote:
We secretly replaced the Blackhawks with the Sharks. Let's see if anyone notices.
2013-06-17 10:40:20 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-06-17 10:36:49 PM  
1 vote:
Crawford's a squirter?
2013-06-17 10:31:10 PM  
1 vote:

Russ1642: Another Chicago PP. Another 2 minutes of no shots for Chicago.

The Bs have to be on the bench picking which one of them will take the next penalty.
2013-06-17 10:07:49 PM  
1 vote:

Russ1642: Earguy: Break.   NSFW   NSFW  NSFW

Because I just have to comment on these, what's with #3's armpit. Looks like bad Photoshop.

She has armpits?
2013-06-17 10:00:45 PM  
1 vote:

expobill: I'm at a bar nursing A 5 $ pitcher of labatts

I didn't realize a $5 pitcher of labatts had nipples.
2013-06-17 09:55:21 PM  
1 vote:
Why aren't women good goalies? They've never made a pad that can last three periods.
2013-06-17 09:51:15 PM  
1 vote:

Fubegra: Hawks are looking like they forgot how to play hockey.

its called bruins
2013-06-17 09:48:48 PM  
1 vote:

Popcorn Johnny: Happier than a camel on

I still love my parody of another ad in that campaign last week.  There was a thread about "travel to Thailand, it's cheap!"  My response:

"How happy are they, Jimmy?"
"Happier than Gary Glitter running a travel agency."
2013-06-17 09:42:14 PM  
1 vote:
You're from Canada and running out of beer during a hockey game.  A STANLEY CUP FINAL HOCKEY GAME!

Turn in your Canadian card right now and prepare to move to Mexico.
2013-06-17 09:41:14 PM  
1 vote:

Russ1642: I only have one beer left. What do I do?

Run to a convenience store. If you can't make the run, you are either too fat, and dont deserve it, or too drunk, and dont need it as bad as you think. Try anyway though, you may become a fark headline.
2013-06-17 09:28:30 PM  
1 vote:

irishman4: who keeps complaining about the ice? chicago fans making excuses already? games not even half over

Game isn't half over till the end of the third period.
2013-06-17 09:26:34 PM  
1 vote:
Wouldn't call Crawford a loser.  He almost had a seizure keeping the puck out of the net.

We need a PP......A CHI PP.
2013-06-17 09:21:33 PM  
1 vote:

managed to not get fried rice all over the place when the cat darted across my lap!
2013-06-17 09:17:20 PM  
1 vote:

Publikwerks: [ image 700x372]

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Well, that's something that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!!!
2013-06-17 09:09:58 PM  
1 vote:

sno man: [ image 572x320]

I'd like to see a night where MacLean wears something more outrageous than Cherry -- not a "Don Cherry suit", just less conservative. Cherry shows up in a black pinstripe, MacLean wears that thing he's wearing tonight.
2013-06-17 09:07:29 PM  
1 vote:

Russ1642: How are we gonna be able to tell when Don Cherry gets Alzheimer's? He's nearly incoherent already.

When he shows up in a T-shirt and Jorts.
2013-06-17 09:06:01 PM  
1 vote:
How are we gonna be able to tell when Don Cherry gets Alzheimer's? He's nearly incoherent already.
2013-06-17 09:06:00 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-06-17 08:56:22 PM  
1 vote:

JT_Goalie: Fochstockings: Well, the cat won't be making an appearance for the rest of the game.

last time the cat was on the wife's lap when the Bruins scored, I wound up in the doghouse because she was clawed in, umm, tender places

Pussy on pussy violence?

/Oof. May have had too much to drink already!
2013-06-17 08:55:54 PM  
1 vote:
That was a great Bruins power play. LOL.
2013-06-17 08:52:26 PM  
1 vote:
Penalty for being ginger
2013-06-17 08:49:34 PM  
1 vote:
PP boston safe for 2 minutes
2013-06-17 08:27:42 PM  
1 vote:
Is it too early to call bonus hockey?  Fark it, I'm calling it anyway.

/I'm usually wrong
//hope there is
///sharks in 6
2013-06-17 08:22:52 PM  
1 vote:
2013-06-17 08:13:43 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-06-17 07:35:26 PM  
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