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(NHL)   It's the Stanley Cup Playoffs game three, from Boston tonight... Can the Bruins build off the game two win? Is it the Blackhawks' turn to prove home ice means nothing? What's the under/over on overtime a third time? Puck drops at 8ET(ish)   (nhl.com) divider line 727
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2013-06-17 09:53:18 PM
Friggin Seguin
 
2013-06-17 09:54:21 PM
Minute carry ove time next period.
 
2013-06-17 09:54:59 PM
wonder what Krejci and Crawford had to say to each other there at the end
 
2013-06-17 09:55:21 PM
Why aren't women good goalies? They've never made a pad that can last three periods.
 
2013-06-17 09:55:47 PM

JT_Goalie: wonder what Krejci and Crawford had to say to each other there at the end


"Nice job."
 
2013-06-17 09:57:22 PM

sk8r: ytterbium: sk8r: fatalvenom: sk8r: Total thread jack but why doesn't anything like this ever happen to me? ------------>

                 Florida fishermen reel in $2.5 million bale of cocaine

Well, I'll bet they didn't keep it. They probably called FWC or the Coast Guard.

We've found some bails of pot and coke fishing, and as tempting as it is to keep and try to sell, the odds of getting caught bringing it back to shore aren't worth the hassle.

Jaysus!  You fish in more fruitful waters than I!  LOL

During these playoffs I've come to believe that you're awesome.

Knucks from another hockey fan, fisherwoman and mother. Bring your kids to MI this winter and we'll play shinny and ice fish.

Never ice fished.  I have a Southern view of fishing. Boat, beer, bikini........


Actually, I haven't either but it's on my bucket list.
 
2013-06-17 09:57:54 PM
Oh god...the humidity excuse is making its rounds...if this was the old Garden it would be foggier than an early morning in Glouster.
 
2013-06-17 09:59:41 PM
Commercial intermission break...NSFW Chivette  NSFW   NSFW   NSFW

...why does Chive get all the hot chicks posting selfies?  Why not Fark?
 
2013-06-17 09:59:55 PM
I'm at a bar nursing A 5 $ pitcher of labatts
 
2013-06-17 10:00:00 PM

fatalvenom: Oh god...the humidity excuse is making its rounds...if this was the old Garden it would be foggier than an early morning in Glouster.


This. I'm standing outside the garden smoking a cigarette right now and there is no humidity at all.
 
2013-06-17 10:00:33 PM
(csb warning)

Well that was a vivid lesson in the value of procrastination.  My daughter was down at the library & needed a ride home.  It was shortly before the puck drop & I told her I would be down in a few.  However at the time I was trying to read through/catch up on the daytime hockey posts & another thread here.  So instead of racing out the door to get her & decided that she could cool her jets for a few minutes while I finished up Fark.  A couple of minutes later I finished up & went to get her.  Promptly after leaving my road I came upon a nasty three car accident that was so recent that the county sheriff wasn't there (half mile from their office) nor the fire dept (3/4 mile in the other direction).  Slowly making my way through the scene I called 911 & got out of there (there were already at least a half dozen cars stopped & 'helping' as much as possible - some were good, 2 guys directing traffic, a couple others at the wrecks seeing to the victims, & some were bad, one lady sitting in her car screaming & crying to someone on the phone... however she was right in front of me & in no way shape or form involved in anything.  She was doing her best to make it all about her though....).  I got out of there because the last thing the people who like to call themselves 'first responders' (actually as seen tonight they are secondary or tertiary but you'll never convince them of that...) need is a crippled old guy hobbling around & getting in the way (especially when even on a good day my average state of dress/out & about in public look is that of an accident victim.  I didn't want them thinking that my protestations that I was fine was just shock & shove me in an ambulance anyway....).

Very long story getting a little shorter.  By the time I cleared the area, got my daughter from the library & headed back, the entire local population of 'first responders' had descended upon the scene & managed to completely shut down this HUGE road (two lanes on each side, a bike lane on each side, & a turn lane down the center... a nice big wide road of which the accident filled up both southbound lanes & a small bit of the turn lane).  Every single one of those clowns who had a light bar on top of their vehicle must have completely lost their mind when they arrived there because they just abandoned their vehicles wherever it happened to end up after power sliding into the scene.  It was amazing, it was like this had never happened before & instead of leaving the far northbound lane open & alternating traffic through there (as was working just fine before they showed up), they shut down everything for 20-30 min & made everyone who couldn't turn around just sit there.  Simply incredible just how screwed up the 'professionals' were.

Anyway, long not quite so cool story bro reaching the end, I finally made it back near the start of the 2nd & gleefully watched both Boston goals while decompressing from the local events this evening.  But back to the original point about the value of procrastination - if I had left right after she called I could very well have been right in the middle of the metal crunching phase of the night's adventures....

(/csb warning)

So, how was the first period?  The 2nd looked pretty good.
 
2013-06-17 10:00:45 PM

expobill: I'm at a bar nursing A 5 $ pitcher of labatts


I didn't realize a $5 pitcher of labatts had nipples.
 
2013-06-17 10:00:50 PM
Given that Crawford nodded and there seemed to be no hard feelings between him and Paille, I'm pretty sure Paille was asking Crawford if he was okay after getting bowled over.
 
2013-06-17 10:01:18 PM

Earguy: Commercial intermission break...NSFW Chivette  NSFW   NSFW   NSFW

...why does Chive get all the hot chicks posting selfies?  Why not Fark?


You posted #4 last time, not that I'm complaining...
 
2013-06-17 10:01:44 PM

fatalvenom: Oh god...the humidity excuse is making its rounds...if this was the old Garden it would be foggier than an early morning in Glouster.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-17 10:03:12 PM
Okay, I'm finally back from work.  Let's see, I missed 2 periods and 2 Boston goals.  Eh, could be worse, at least I've got plenty of alcohol in the house.
 
2013-06-17 10:03:50 PM
Break.   NSFW   NSFW  NSFW
 
2013-06-17 10:03:53 PM
And now for a Lionshead...
 
2013-06-17 10:04:04 PM

Fochstockings: expobill: I'm at a bar nursing A 5 $ pitcher of labatts

I didn't realize a $5 pitcher of labatts had nipples.


The bartenderette does!
 
2013-06-17 10:04:33 PM

Polish Hussar: Okay, I'm finally back from work.  Let's see, I missed 2 periods and 2 Boston goals.  Eh, could be worse, at least I've got plenty of alcohol in the house.


Do you happen to live near  Russ1642?
 
2013-06-17 10:04:51 PM
Did he just call Bergeron the most intelligent player in the NHL? ......wow.
 
2013-06-17 10:05:09 PM

Earguy: Commercial intermission break...NSFW Chivette  NSFW   NSFW   NSFW

...why does Chive get all the hot chicks posting selfies?  Why not Fark?


FabulASS!
 
2013-06-17 10:05:38 PM

Earguy: Break.   NSFW   NSFW  NSFW


Because I just have to comment on these, what's with #3's armpit. Looks like bad Photoshop.
 
2013-06-17 10:06:31 PM

Fochstockings: Polish Hussar: Okay, I'm finally back from work.  Let's see, I missed 2 periods and 2 Boston goals.  Eh, could be worse, at least I've got plenty of alcohol in the house.

Do you happen to live near  Russ1642?


Not unless he's moved to the Eastern timezone recently
 
2013-06-17 10:07:22 PM
Break   NSFW    NSFW   NSFW
 
2013-06-17 10:07:39 PM

Fochstockings: Polish Hussar: Okay, I'm finally back from work.  Let's see, I missed 2 periods and 2 Boston goals.  Eh, could be worse, at least I've got plenty of alcohol in the house.

Do you happen to live near  Russ1642?


I'm in Edmonton, so no.
 
2013-06-17 10:07:49 PM

Russ1642: Earguy: Break.   NSFW   NSFW  NSFW

Because I just have to comment on these, what's with #3's armpit. Looks like bad Photoshop.


She has armpits?
 
2013-06-17 10:08:33 PM

Russ1642: Earguy: Break.   NSFW   NSFW  NSFW

Because I just have to comment on these, what's with #3's armpit. Looks like bad Photoshop.


Armpit????
 
2013-06-17 10:08:34 PM

So that Boston Pizza redneck chicken wings ad... that's, like, racist right?


/ I mean, you have a bunch of actors in... uh... red-neck doing over-the-top mountain stereotypes. If that adds about other demographic, that ad company's never getting work again.

 
2013-06-17 10:09:02 PM
Any Farkers in here from the Ithaca area? I'm going to be there for a wedding Saturday night and I need to have a plan to see whatever I can of that game once the wedding ends.

I guess channel will matter, too. If its on NBC, it's one thing, but NBC Sports could complicate stuff.
 
2013-06-17 10:10:02 PM

Silvara: Did he just call Bergeron the most intelligent player in the NHL? ......wow.


He may be. He's under the radar compared to some other players, but he's pretty damn good.
 
2013-06-17 10:10:16 PM
DAMMIT! Any of you Farkers able to recommend a sports bar or other place to watch the game near Carlise, PA? I am being sent there tomorrow through Thursday.
 
2013-06-17 10:10:19 PM

Earguy: Russ1642: Earguy: Break.   NSFW   NSFW  NSFW

Because I just have to comment on these, what's with #3's armpit. Looks like bad Photoshop.

Armpit????


And a sharp knee
 
2013-06-17 10:10:35 PM
Break continues   NSFW   NSFW   NSFW
 
2013-06-17 10:11:35 PM
CBC reporting that the Ottawa Senators have called a press conference for tomorrow for a "major business announcement."  The rumor is that the naming rights to their arena has changed hands and that Scotaibank Place will become the Canadian Tire Centre.
 
2013-06-17 10:11:42 PM

TeamEd: So that Boston Pizza redneck chicken wings ad... that's, like, racist right?
/ I mean, you have a bunch of actors in... uh... red-neck doing over-the-top mountain stereotypes. If that adds about other demographic, that ad company's never getting work again.


It's ok to make fun of white people.
 
2013-06-17 10:12:29 PM

Russ1642: Fochstockings: Polish Hussar: Okay, I'm finally back from work.  Let's see, I missed 2 periods and 2 Boston goals.  Eh, could be worse, at least I've got plenty of alcohol in the house.

Do you happen to live near  Russ1642?

I'm in Edmonton, so no.


Trying to help you out. He said he has plenty of alcohol in the house.
 
2013-06-17 10:12:45 PM

Earguy: Break   NSFW    NSFW   NSFW


I would disappoint all three of those women. So much so, they'd all join a convent.
 
2013-06-17 10:12:53 PM

Silvara: Did he just call Bergeron the most intelligent player in the NHL? ......wow.


Do you have a better suggestion?
 
2013-06-17 10:13:27 PM
Halfway to passing out from the sunburn I suffered today at my school's Field Day, so I have retreated to my room and am now watching via the NBCSports.com stream. So if I'm like a minute or two behind, blame NBC.
 
2013-06-17 10:13:29 PM

Earguy: Break continues   NSFW   NSFW   NSFW


Wow the first 2 are incredible!
 
2013-06-17 10:13:32 PM

Polish Hussar: CBC reporting that the Ottawa Senators have called a press conference for tomorrow for a "major business announcement."  The rumor is that the naming rights to their arena has changed hands and that Scotaibank Place will become the Canadian Tire Centre.


They're also going to fire all building employees and replace them with high school dropouts.
 
2013-06-17 10:13:52 PM

HoleChicken: Any Farkers in here from the Ithaca area? I'm going to be there for a wedding Saturday night and I need to have a plan to see whatever I can of that game once the wedding ends.

I guess channel will matter, too. If its on NBC, it's one thing, but NBC Sports could complicate stuff.


Sadly, no.  Although, I was in Ithaca for a wedding 2 years ago.  It was one of the best weddings I've ever been to.

GAME ON!
 
2013-06-17 10:14:02 PM

expobill: Earguy: Break continues   NSFW   NSFW   NSFW

Wow the first 2 are incredible!


Heh, out of those three I liked the 3rd the most.
 
2013-06-17 10:14:09 PM
BERGERONIAN?! REALLY?!
 
2013-06-17 10:14:46 PM

HoleChicken: Any Farkers in here from the Ithaca area? I'm going to be there for a wedding Saturday night and I need to have a plan to see whatever I can of that game once the wedding ends.

I guess channel will matter, too. If its on NBC, it's one thing, but NBC Sports could complicate stuff.


Games 4-7 are all on NBC.
 
2013-06-17 10:15:12 PM

Polish Hussar: HoleChicken: Any Farkers in here from the Ithaca area? I'm going to be there for a wedding Saturday night and I need to have a plan to see whatever I can of that game once the wedding ends.

I guess channel will matter, too. If its on NBC, it's one thing, but NBC Sports could complicate stuff.

Sadly, no.  Although, I was in Ithaca for a wedding 2 years ago.  It was one of the best weddings I've ever been to.

GAME ON!


I didn't wear the Neely jersey to the Open, but of all sorts teams represented by patrons, the Bruins were by far the most numerous. More B's fans than Phillies fans even.
 
2013-06-17 10:15:14 PM

Fochstockings: Russ1642: Fochstockings: Polish Hussar: Okay, I'm finally back from work.  Let's see, I missed 2 periods and 2 Boston goals.  Eh, could be worse, at least I've got plenty of alcohol in the house.

Do you happen to live near  Russ1642?

I'm in Edmonton, so no.

Trying to help you out. He said he has plenty of alcohol in the house.


I got it, it's just that Alberta and Massachusetts aren't exactly neighbours.
 
2013-06-17 10:15:15 PM
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2013-06-17 10:15:47 PM

Polish Hussar: HoleChicken: Any Farkers in here from the Ithaca area? I'm going to be there for a wedding Saturday night and I need to have a plan to see whatever I can of that game once the wedding ends.

I guess channel will matter, too. If its on NBC, it's one thing, but NBC Sports could complicate stuff.

Sadly, no.  Although, I was in Ithaca for a wedding 2 years ago.  It was one of the best weddings I've ever been to.

GAME ON!


Do you know where in Ithaca it was?
 
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