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(NHL)   It's the Stanley Cup Playoffs game three, from Boston tonight... Can the Bruins build off the game two win? Is it the Blackhawks' turn to prove home ice means nothing? What's the under/over on overtime a third time? Puck drops at 8ET(ish)   (nhl.com) divider line 727
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2013-06-17 09:24:20 PM  
Ice making Jagr look.... slower.
 
2013-06-17 09:25:28 PM  

Russ1642: So the Bruins are dominating early. Is this going to end like game 1?


we can only hope.
 
2013-06-17 09:25:39 PM  

Fubegra: Earguy: On the phone, inlaws in a car accident.  Air bags deployed, they're banged up but okay apparently.   Will be busy for a bit.

Hope they're OK... then we can get back to deploying funbags instead.


Apparently so... they're saying the airbags hurt them more than anything else, but lord knows what might have been injured if it weren't for the airbags.

People make in-law jokes all the time, but Mrs. Earguy's parents are the best.
 
2013-06-17 09:26:34 PM  
Wouldn't call Crawford a loser.  He almost had a seizure keeping the puck out of the net.

We need a PP......A CHI PP.
 
2013-06-17 09:27:00 PM  

andychrist420: Russ1642: So the Bruins are dominating early. Is this going to end like game 1?

we can only hope.


I thought it was osteoporosis.
 
2013-06-17 09:27:02 PM  
who keeps complaining about the ice? chicago fans making excuses already? games not even half over
 
2013-06-17 09:27:24 PM  

sk8r: Wouldn't call Crawford a loser.  He almost had a seizure keeping the puck out of the net.

We need a PP......A CHI PP.


So that Boston can get a breakaway goal or two.
 
2013-06-17 09:27:45 PM  

irishman4: who keeps complaining about the ice? chicago fans making excuses already? games not even half over


Actually, from what I am reading on Twitter, it's Boston.
 
2013-06-17 09:28:30 PM  

irishman4: who keeps complaining about the ice? chicago fans making excuses already? games not even half over


Game isn't half over till the end of the third period.
 
2013-06-17 09:29:03 PM  

andychrist420: andychrist420: Russ1642: So the Bruins are dominating early. Is this going to end like game 1?

we can only hope.

I thought it was osteoporosis.


Replied to the wrong comment.  Supposed to be a response/snark to Fochstockings comment about ice making Jagr slow.  I suck.
 
2013-06-17 09:29:19 PM  

andychrist420: andychrist420: Russ1642: So the Bruins are dominating early. Is this going to end like game 1?

we can only hope.

I thought it was osteoporosis.


?
 
2013-06-17 09:29:22 PM  

sk8r: Wouldn't call Crawford a loser.  He almost had a seizure keeping the puck out of the net.

We need a PP......A CHI PP.


Yep - crappy clearing. If you throw the puck up the boards, your forward shouldn't be halfway to center ice. Bruins cut it off, a couple of good chances, and eventually it's in the net.
 
2013-06-17 09:29:25 PM  

Russ1642: sk8r: Wouldn't call Crawford a loser.  He almost had a seizure keeping the puck out of the net.

We need a PP......A CHI PP.

So that Boston can get a breakaway goal or two.


That's about what would happen. The Hawks power play is a prime example for the phrase "vortex of suck."
 
2013-06-17 09:30:42 PM  
You know, Chara should never shave
 
2013-06-17 09:30:44 PM  

Russ1642: irishman4: who keeps complaining about the ice? chicago fans making excuses already? games not even half over

Game isn't half over till the end of the third period.

bonus hockey.
 
2013-06-17 09:30:53 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: Marshmont is a douche.

[www.puckedinthehead.com image 300x300]


A douche is used when you need it to work against stinky pooties.
 
2013-06-17 09:30:55 PM  
I'm watching this on cbc online. Anybody know a free HD stream?
 
2013-06-17 09:31:09 PM  

Fochstockings: Ice making Jagr look.... slower.


As long as three Blackhawks feel the need to surround him to take the puck away from him, I'm fine with that.
 
2013-06-17 09:31:11 PM  

Fubegra: Russ1642: sk8r: Wouldn't call Crawford a loser.  He almost had a seizure keeping the puck out of the net.

We need a PP......A CHI PP.

So that Boston can get a breakaway goal or two.

That's about what would happen. The Hawks power play is a prime example for the phrase "vortex of suck."


They're scared of the Bruins PK - for good reason.
 
2013-06-17 09:31:27 PM  
Commercial....SFW  SFW

Ooops, late in posting.
 
2013-06-17 09:32:43 PM  

Earguy: Commercial....SFW  SFW

Ooops, late in posting.


I take it there's no injuries?
 
2013-06-17 09:32:47 PM  
OK, that might have been the Doc-ism to end all Doc-isms.
 
2013-06-17 09:32:48 PM  
Geez, Kane. Shoot that damn puck as soon as you get it - don't stop to autograph it.
 
2013-06-17 09:33:57 PM  

sk8r: fatalvenom: sk8r: Total thread jack but why doesn't anything like this ever happen to me? ------------>

                 Florida fishermen reel in $2.5 million bale of cocaine

Well, I'll bet they didn't keep it. They probably called FWC or the Coast Guard.

We've found some bails of pot and coke fishing, and as tempting as it is to keep and try to sell, the odds of getting caught bringing it back to shore aren't worth the hassle.

Jaysus!  You fish in more fruitful waters than I!  LOL


During these playoffs I've come to believe that you're awesome.

Knucks from another hockey fan, fisherwoman and mother. Bring your kids to MI this winter and we'll play shinny and ice fish.
 
2013-06-17 09:34:13 PM  

Russ1642: Earguy: Commercial....SFW  SFW

Ooops, late in posting.

I take it there's no injuries?


Not bad.  Rug-burn like stuff from the air bags.
 
2013-06-17 09:34:21 PM  

Earguy: Commercial....SFW  SFW

Ooops, late in posting.


Those are some big airbags but they'll also poke your eye out.
 
2013-06-17 09:34:53 PM  
Nice save against the reach-around.
 
2013-06-17 09:34:59 PM  
Gee, Doc, I sure am learning a lot about the rules of hockey!
 
2013-06-17 09:35:53 PM  

Russ1642: sk8r: Wouldn't call Crawford a loser.  He almost had a seizure keeping the puck out of the net.

We need a PP......A CHI PP.

So that Boston can get a breakaway goal or two.


That's the plan.......
 
2013-06-17 09:36:00 PM  

Earguy: Russ1642: Earguy: Commercial....SFW  SFW

Ooops, late in posting.

I take it there's no injuries?

Not bad.  Rug-burn like stuff from the air bags.


They use explosives to set them off.
 
2013-06-17 09:36:17 PM  
WHY IS LOOCH JUST STANDING THERE???
 
2013-06-17 09:36:35 PM  
so.... is this going to be the game that chicago steals, and everyone says "boston threw everything they had at it and chicago won anyway!" to counter game 2?
 
2013-06-17 09:37:21 PM  
Konichiwa, biatches. All good in this thread?
 
2013-06-17 09:37:31 PM  

RminusQ: so.... is this going to be the game that chicago steals, and everyone says "boston threw everything they had at it and chicago won anyway!" to counter game 2?


And the game where Boston had a goal disallowed?
 
2013-06-17 09:37:35 PM  
ohhh marble balancing!
 
2013-06-17 09:38:09 PM  
Doc said that crossed the line but I couldn't tell from that replay
 
2013-06-17 09:38:11 PM  
I only have one beer left. What do I do?
 
2013-06-17 09:38:21 PM  
Weak cross check call as a makeup? I'll take it.
 
2013-06-17 09:38:47 PM  

HoleChicken: Doc said that crossed the line but I couldn't tell from that replay


Are they reviewing it?
 
2013-06-17 09:38:48 PM  
jagr is still the one with the puck when opportunities emerge.  trouble is, hes only got about 30 seconds of gas in the tank at any given time.
 
2013-06-17 09:38:48 PM  

Russ1642: I only have one beer left. What do I do?


Do you have neighbors? Do they drink?
 
2013-06-17 09:39:03 PM  

Russ1642: I only have one beer left. What do I do?


You mean in front of you, right? Just walk to the fridge!
 
2013-06-17 09:39:13 PM  

Fochstockings: WHY IS LOOCH JUST STANDING THERE???


I suggest you pay more attention to the game in whole instead of just picking out one 5 second snippet and getting angry.

Lucic is banging all over the place. I know it doesn't translate on the TV screen too well.
 
2013-06-17 09:39:18 PM  

Russ1642: I only have one beer left. What do I do?


switch to the hard stuff.
 
2013-06-17 09:39:28 PM  

Russ1642: I only have one beer left. What do I do?


open the liquor cabinet
 
2013-06-17 09:40:01 PM  

Russ1642: I only have one beer left. What do I do?


Drink it?
 
2013-06-17 09:40:02 PM  

Russ1642: I only have one beer left. What do I do?


That why you have children, to fetch for you.
 
2013-06-17 09:41:02 PM  

andychrist420: Russ1642: I only have one beer left. What do I do?

switch to the hard stuff.


I only have scotch that I keep around for my dad. I'll never acquire a taste for that stuff.
 
2013-06-17 09:41:14 PM  

Russ1642: I only have one beer left. What do I do?


Run to a convenience store. If you can't make the run, you are either too fat, and dont deserve it, or too drunk, and dont need it as bad as you think. Try anyway though, you may become a fark headline.
 
2013-06-17 09:41:33 PM  

Russ1642: I only have one beer left. What do I do?


I had my daughter go out and pick up two cans of Lima-a-Rita for me whilst she went and dropped her bf off.
Sons of age also work
 
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