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(NHL)   It's the Stanley Cup Playoffs game three, from Boston tonight... Can the Bruins build off the game two win? Is it the Blackhawks' turn to prove home ice means nothing? What's the under/over on overtime a third time? Puck drops at 8ET(ish)   (nhl.com ) divider line
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2013-06-17 09:12:01 PM  

Donnchadha: Russ1642: How are we gonna be able to tell when Don Cherry gets Alzheimer's? He's nearly incoherent already.

He'll start being sane and rational

I know a few cantankerous people who started becoming really pleasant once they started suffering from dementia. It's like they forgot how to be an asshole.


My Grandfather was an gigantic asshole his entire life. Once he had dementia and was in a home his assholeness was simply legendary. He couldn't censor himself at all. Picture a redneck, drunk, racist, bigoted, chauvanist who didn't give a shiat anymore.
 
2013-06-17 09:12:15 PM  
Cherry is Cherry.  Let him be.  He is hockey lore.  Might as well complain that the ice is cold, and see what that gets you.
 
2013-06-17 09:13:14 PM  

Donnchadha: sno man: [img842.imageshack.us image 572x320]
awesome

I'd like to see a night where MacLean wears something more outrageous than Cherry -- not a "Don Cherry suit", just less conservative. Cherry shows up in a black pinstripe, MacLean wears that thing he's wearing tonight.


Maclean's test pattern jacket works better in HD.
 
2013-06-17 09:13:22 PM  
Total thread jack but why doesn't anything like this ever happen to me? ------------>

                 Florida fishermen reel in $2.5 million bale of cocaine
 
2013-06-17 09:13:35 PM  

Earguy: Intermission!  Anna Song!   NSFW   NSFW  NSFW  Probably SFW


*sigh* I'm in class tonight and not in the back row, so opening those right now may not be copacetic
 
2013-06-17 09:14:25 PM  

Russ1642: Donnchadha: Russ1642: How are we gonna be able to tell when Don Cherry gets Alzheimer's? He's nearly incoherent already.

He'll start being sane and rational

I know a few cantankerous people who started becoming really pleasant once they started suffering from dementia. It's like they forgot how to be an asshole.

My Grandfather was an gigantic asshole his entire life. Once he had dementia and was in a home his assholeness was simply legendary. He couldn't censor himself at all. Picture a redneck, drunk, racist, bigoted, chauvanist who didn't give a shiat anymore.


See...that's a guy I would enjoy having a drink with.

/just for the comedy
 
2013-06-17 09:14:28 PM  

Earguy: Intermission!  Anna Song!   NSFW   NSFW  NSFW  Probably SFW


It sounds weird to say, but she really looks a lot better when she's wearing a bra.

I'd hate to see what she's going to look like in 20-30 years -- maybe even 10.
 
2013-06-17 09:14:32 PM  
Dearest Hockey Gods,

Let there be Bonus Hockey, Double Bonus Hockey, and so on, and so on, until the end of our days.

p.s.

go hawks.

Love,
Me
 
2013-06-17 09:14:56 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Cherry is Cherry.  Let him be.  He is hockey lore.  Might as well complain that the ice is cold, and see what that gets you.


I remember when they had that contract dispute. Canada was on the verge of civil war because of it.
 
2013-06-17 09:15:03 PM  

sk8r: Total thread jack but why doesn't anything like this ever happen to me? ------------>

                 Florida fishermen reel in $2.5 million bale of cocaine


Well, it's not like they could keep it. I mean, how can the average fisherman move that much blow?
 
2013-06-17 09:15:20 PM  
s13.postimg.org
 
2013-06-17 09:15:47 PM  
I gotta gtb early, big project mtg with some euros tomorrow am..  Enjoy all.
 
2013-06-17 09:15:52 PM  

MrJesus: Dearest Hockey Gods,

Let there be Bonus Hockey, Double Bonus Hockey, and so on, and so on, until the end of our days.

p.s.

go hawks.

Love,
Me The Referees (clearly, we're paid hourly)

FTFY

 
2013-06-17 09:16:22 PM  
The red head in this Armor All commercial is farking sexy.
 
2013-06-17 09:16:54 PM  
On the phone, inlaws in a car accident.  Air bags deployed, they're banged up but okay apparently.   Will be busy for a bit.
 
2013-06-17 09:17:16 PM  

sk8r: Total thread jack but why doesn't anything like this ever happen to me? ------------>

                 Florida fishermen reel in $2.5 million bale of cocaine


Well, I'll bet they didn't keep it. They probably called FWC or the Coast Guard.

We've found some bails of pot and coke fishing, and as tempting as it is to keep and try to sell, the odds of getting caught bringing it back to shore aren't worth the hassle.
 
2013-06-17 09:17:20 PM  

Publikwerks: [s13.postimg.org image 700x372]


4.bp.blogspot.com

Well, that's something that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!!!
 
2013-06-17 09:18:08 PM  
"Michal Handzus reporting lost wallet. Check Bergeron's stall.
by Fluto Shinzawa via twitter 9:17 PM"
 
2013-06-17 09:18:18 PM  

fatalvenom: Russ1642: Donnchadha: Russ1642: How are we gonna be able to tell when Don Cherry gets Alzheimer's? He's nearly incoherent already.

He'll start being sane and rational

I know a few cantankerous people who started becoming really pleasant once they started suffering from dementia. It's like they forgot how to be an asshole.

My Grandfather was an gigantic asshole his entire life. Once he had dementia and was in a home his assholeness was simply legendary. He couldn't censor himself at all. Picture a redneck, drunk, racist, bigoted, chauvanist who didn't give a shiat anymore.

See...that's a guy I would enjoy having a drink with.

/just for the comedy


Until he fell down in the bathroom. We all look at each other like "fark if I'm going in there to help him".
 
2013-06-17 09:18:27 PM  

Earguy: On the phone, inlaws in a car accident.  Air bags deployed, they're banged up but okay apparently.   Will be busy for a bit.


You always post "deployed airbags"

/easy joke
//hope they're OK
 
2013-06-17 09:20:01 PM  

fatalvenom: sk8r: Total thread jack but why doesn't anything like this ever happen to me? ------------>

                 Florida fishermen reel in $2.5 million bale of cocaine

Well, I'll bet they didn't keep it. They probably called FWC or the Coast Guard.

We've found some bails of pot and coke fishing, and as tempting as it is to keep and try to sell, the odds of getting caught bringing it back to shore aren't worth the hassle.


Jaysus!  You fish in more fruitful waters than I!  LOL
 
2013-06-17 09:20:09 PM  

Earguy: On the phone, inlaws in a car accident.  Air bags deployed, they're banged up but okay apparently.   Will be busy for a bit.


Godspeed, Boob God
 
2013-06-17 09:20:23 PM  

fatalvenom: Earguy: On the phone, inlaws in a car accident.  Air bags deployed, they're banged up but okay apparently.   Will be busy for a bit.

You always post "deployed airbags"

/easy joke
//hope they're OK


And that's why Anna Song should be wearing a seat belt --- she shouldn't be relying solely on her airbags.

(As NSFW as something Earguy posted earlier)
 
2013-06-17 09:20:31 PM  
Goal
 
2013-06-17 09:20:39 PM  
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2013-06-17 09:20:42 PM  
Paille!
 
2013-06-17 09:20:46 PM  
DANNY!!!!!
 
2013-06-17 09:20:48 PM  
WOMP WIOMP WOMP

/suck it chi
 
2013-06-17 09:20:50 PM  
APPLE PAILLE
 
2013-06-17 09:20:53 PM  
Well that was an ugly, sloppy goal. Damn.
 
2013-06-17 09:20:56 PM  

i36.photobucket.com

i36.photobucket.com

 
2013-06-17 09:20:57 PM  
BOSTON GOAL!
 
2013-06-17 09:21:07 PM  
Danny Paille!!!!!!
 
2013-06-17 09:21:13 PM  
Bruuuuuuins!!!!
 
2013-06-17 09:21:17 PM  
#!#@%$%# Just got back to the game in time for the Bruins goal.
 
2013-06-17 09:21:33 PM  
YES!!!!!

managed to not get fried rice all over the place when the cat darted across my lap!
 
2013-06-17 09:21:34 PM  
Chicago 0-1 Boston (2nd, 17:47)

nice passing, shuffling, finessing, and plunging
 
2013-06-17 09:21:47 PM  
Do hat tricks carry over between games?
 
2013-06-17 09:21:50 PM  
2 in a row for pai man
 
2013-06-17 09:21:56 PM  

Earguy: On the phone, inlaws in a car accident.  Air bags deployed, they're banged up but okay apparently.   Will be busy for a bit.


Hope they're OK... then we can get back to deploying funbags instead.
 
2013-06-17 09:22:03 PM  
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2013-06-17 09:22:09 PM  
oh yeah...Bruins scored!  Go Go Black and Gold!!
 
2013-06-17 09:22:17 PM  
Bang!
 
2013-06-17 09:22:39 PM  

sk8r: fatalvenom: sk8r: Total thread jack but why doesn't anything like this ever happen to me? ------------>

                 Florida fishermen reel in $2.5 million bale of cocaine

Well, I'll bet they didn't keep it. They probably called FWC or the Coast Guard.

We've found some bails of pot and coke fishing, and as tempting as it is to keep and try to sell, the odds of getting caught bringing it back to shore aren't worth the hassle.

Jaysus!  You fish in more fruitful waters than I!  LOL


I live in Palm Beach County....we get plenty of that kinda thing here. Hell, the name of our local bar on the water is the "Square Grouper".
 
2013-06-17 09:22:48 PM  
so far in this series, first goal is not a good thing... just sayin'
 
2013-06-17 09:23:05 PM  
Bruins score first ... this is bad news... for Boston.
 
2013-06-17 09:23:13 PM  
is that a "crawford" jeer? come on, boston, you know better than that
 
2013-06-17 09:23:44 PM  
Love the "Crawford" chant.

I used to love when they taunted Roger Clemens with that chant (saying "Roger" obviously) at Fenway back in the day.
 
2013-06-17 09:23:53 PM  
So the Bruins are dominating early. Is this going to end like game 1?
 
2013-06-17 09:24:10 PM  

RminusQ: is that a "crawford" jeer? come on, boston, you know better than that


Craw-ford
Craw-ford
Craw-ford
Craw-ford
Craw-ford

You suck!

It's all your fault!
It's all your fault!
It's all your fault!
It's all your fault!
It's all your fault!

LOOOOOOOO-SEEEEERRRRRRRRR
 
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