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(NHL)   It's the Stanley Cup Playoffs game three, from Boston tonight... Can the Bruins build off the game two win? Is it the Blackhawks' turn to prove home ice means nothing? What's the under/over on overtime a third time? Puck drops at 8ET(ish)   (nhl.com) divider line 727
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2013-06-17 08:53:57 PM
You know how you know your power play sucks? When the other team gets 3 rushes
 
2013-06-17 08:54:00 PM
Doc entering puberty - again.
 
2013-06-17 08:54:02 PM

Earguy: Lt. Cheese Weasel: JT_Goalie: gotta time the chinese food order to go pickup between periods

hockey people problems

Oh, boy, I mentioned Chinese food in the last hockey game, and it started a whole foodie undercurrent in the thread.  Don't start that again!

Three things people need
Eating Farking and hockey
 
2013-06-17 08:54:47 PM

Fochstockings: Well, the cat won't be making an appearance for the rest of the game.


last time the cat was on the wife's lap when the Bruins scored, I wound up in the doghouse because she was clawed in, umm, tender places
 
2013-06-17 08:54:54 PM
Good job Marchand, injure one of your own guys.
 
2013-06-17 08:55:08 PM

fatalvenom: Marshmont is a douche.


www.puckedinthehead.com
 
2013-06-17 08:55:13 PM

fatalvenom: Marshmont is a douche.


imageshack.us
 
2013-06-17 08:55:20 PM
WHY NO SHOOT PUCK?!
 
2013-06-17 08:55:41 PM
New game plan. Take penalties.

Is there a  force field in front of that net?  Because the goalie certainly isn't there. If I were a CHI fan I'd have a MI.
 
2013-06-17 08:55:43 PM

Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: Marshmont is a douche.


Ha.
 
2013-06-17 08:55:54 PM
That was a great Bruins power play. LOL.
 
2013-06-17 08:56:15 PM
David Stern called. Only penalties called on Boston tonight.
 
2013-06-17 08:56:22 PM

JT_Goalie: Fochstockings: Well, the cat won't be making an appearance for the rest of the game.

last time the cat was on the wife's lap when the Bruins scored, I wound up in the doghouse because she was clawed in, umm, tender places


Pussy on pussy violence?

/Oof. May have had too much to drink already!
 
2013-06-17 08:56:35 PM

Earguy: Too much family in the room to be cruising the 'net for random pretty girls.  I'll post some later.

In the meantime, just enjoy my company and incisive analysis.


Well, I guess this one time....lol
 
2013-06-17 08:56:43 PM
How have the Bruins NOT scored?
 
sn0
2013-06-17 08:56:47 PM
Is there a punishment for intentionally breaking your stick off the bench like that? I know in some leagues there is.
 
2013-06-17 08:56:50 PM
Ugh. The Hawks look like a Pee-Wee team on the ice.

/wake the fark up guys
 
2013-06-17 08:56:51 PM
Well this game is getting interesting....
 
2013-06-17 08:56:52 PM
Just hopped on a stream in some foreign language.  Hooray no more Pierre!!!
 
2013-06-17 08:57:15 PM

soopey: David Stern called. Only penalties called on Boston tonight.


You mad?
 
2013-06-17 08:57:32 PM

soopey: David Stern called. Only penalties called on Boston tonight.


Well, Buttman is a deciple of Stern.
 
2013-06-17 08:57:37 PM
What I can't believe is that the score is still 0-0.
 
2013-06-17 08:57:38 PM

soopey: David Stern called. Only penalties called on Boston tonight.


Apparently that's to their advantage. For the Bruins no icing is better than being down a player.
 
2013-06-17 08:57:53 PM

Earguy: Flappyhead: Earguy:

Classic picture.  I have a couple pages bookmarked that have many more shots of her.  Maybe I'll break that out tonight.

Is there a name to go with those twins btw?  I've seen that shot a lot but have never found out who she is.

The sites I have that have more from the series are all in Russian.


Anna Song.
 
2013-06-17 08:58:41 PM

soopey: David Stern called. Only penalties called on Boston tonight.


Shhhhh! I think it is working for us.........
 
2013-06-17 08:58:48 PM

sn0: Is there a punishment for intentionally breaking your stick off the bench like that? I know in some leagues there is.


the ref could call an "Unsportsmanlike" but that's unlikely to happen in the Cup Finals..
 
2013-06-17 08:58:50 PM

germ78: Ugh. The Hawks look like a Pee-Wee team on the ice.

/wake the fark up guys


Well, the Bruins were the Pee-Wee team in the second game...
 
2013-06-17 08:59:40 PM

g-clef: Earguy: Flappyhead: Earguy:

Classic picture.  I have a couple pages bookmarked that have many more shots of her.  Maybe I'll break that out tonight.

Is there a name to go with those twins btw?  I've seen that shot a lot but have never found out who she is.

The sites I have that have more from the series are all in Russian.

Anna Song.


o.scdn.co
YOU FILL UP MY SENSES....
 
2013-06-17 08:59:44 PM

HoleChicken: How have the Bruins NOT scored?


Because the little piece of vulcanized rubber has not crossed a particular line on the ice.
 
2013-06-17 09:00:47 PM

Earguy: g-clef: Earguy: Flappyhead: Earguy:

Classic picture.  I have a couple pages bookmarked that have many more shots of her.  Maybe I'll break that out tonight.

Is there a name to go with those twins btw?  I've seen that shot a lot but have never found out who she is.

The sites I have that have more from the series are all in Russian.

Anna Song.


YOU FILL UP MY SENSES....


I like Dave Barry's take on the lyrics: you filled out my census
 
2013-06-17 09:00:59 PM
This game is going to be won by the first team to get .5 goals.
 
2013-06-17 09:01:00 PM

Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: Marshmont is a douche.

[www.puckedinthehead.com image 300x300]


That's going in the saved folder.
 
2013-06-17 09:01:55 PM
P2 begins at 9:17 PM EST
 
2013-06-17 09:02:38 PM

tonguedepressor: This game is going to be won by the first team to get .5 goals.


meowcheese.com
 
2013-06-17 09:02:38 PM

Flappyhead: And now, Dom Perignon and The Cheesecake Factory Present

The Official Fark NHL Finals Checklist

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Incomprehensible Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Southeast Division complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)Video clip of Lord Stanleys Cup


Frank Mahovlich, one of the strongest players in the league

/old school
 
sn0
2013-06-17 09:02:42 PM

sno man: sn0: Is there a punishment for intentionally breaking your stick off the bench like that? I know in some leagues there is.

the ref could call an "Unsportsmanlike" but that's unlikely to happen in the Cup Finals..


True. I'm just pretty sure there's a specific rule for it in certain minor leagues. ...Wasn't sure about the NHL.
 
2013-06-17 09:03:02 PM

HoleChicken: P2 begins at 9:17 PM EST


F1 qualifying is on tonight?
 
2013-06-17 09:03:24 PM
Top Gear for the commercial breaks! Wohoo!
 
2013-06-17 09:03:59 PM
first intermission, aka: 'pregame'
 
2013-06-17 09:04:00 PM
From Jack Edwards:  Blackhawks said they'd "simplify" the power play. that apparently means, just don't shoot.
 
2013-06-17 09:04:19 PM

sn0: sno man: sn0: Is there a punishment for intentionally breaking your stick off the bench like that? I know in some leagues there is.

the ref could call an "Unsportsmanlike" but that's unlikely to happen in the Cup Finals..

True. I'm just pretty sure there's a specific rule for it in certain minor leagues. ...Wasn't sure about the NHL.


If they can't vent they'll swing their sticks at each other's heads.
 
2013-06-17 09:06:00 PM
img842.imageshack.us
awesome
 
2013-06-17 09:06:01 PM
How are we gonna be able to tell when Don Cherry gets Alzheimer's? He's nearly incoherent already.
 
2013-06-17 09:07:29 PM

Russ1642: How are we gonna be able to tell when Don Cherry gets Alzheimer's? He's nearly incoherent already.


When he shows up in a T-shirt and Jorts.
 
2013-06-17 09:08:18 PM

Fochstockings: From Jack Edwards:  Blackhawks said they'd "simplify" the power play. that apparently means, just don't shoot.


sheeitt, that last power play it was more like "give the puck to the Bruins and see what they can do"

/the failtastic powerplay of the Hawks is killing me
//even if they manage to get in the offensive zone, they just stand around and pass, no movement at all
 
2013-06-17 09:08:26 PM

Russ1642: How are we gonna be able to tell when Don Cherry gets Alzheimer's? He's nearly incoherent already.


He'll start being sane and rational

I know a few cantankerous people who started becoming really pleasant once they started suffering from dementia. It's like they forgot how to be an asshole.
 
2013-06-17 09:09:58 PM

sno man: [img842.imageshack.us image 572x320]
awesome


I'd like to see a night where MacLean wears something more outrageous than Cherry -- not a "Don Cherry suit", just less conservative. Cherry shows up in a black pinstripe, MacLean wears that thing he's wearing tonight.
 
2013-06-17 09:10:14 PM
Intermission!  Anna Song!   NSFW   NSFW  NSFW  Probably SFW
 
2013-06-17 09:10:48 PM

sno man: awesome


Smashing.
 
2013-06-17 09:11:29 PM

Earguy: Intermission!  Anna Song!   NSFW   NSFW  NSFW  Probably SFW


Her back must be killing her! I would gladly give her my, um, support!
 
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