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(NHL)   It's the Stanley Cup Playoffs game three, from Boston tonight... Can the Bruins build off the game two win? Is it the Blackhawks' turn to prove home ice means nothing? What's the under/over on overtime a third time? Puck drops at 8ET(ish)   ( nhl.com) divider line
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2013-06-17 08:41:28 AM  
My prediction- Game 3 is a blowout.

One of these teams is going to explode for 6 goals sooner or later. No idea which one though.
 
2013-06-17 08:50:44 AM  
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2013-06-17 08:53:47 AM  
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2013-06-17 08:56:06 AM  
I'm thinking that the Bruins are going to have a 3-1 or 4-1 game tonight and then the Hawks are going to adjust in game 4 and either take the game by a goal or lose it in OT.

That would be pretty freaking awesome if the Hawks had the 4-1 game tonight, but I'm just not that optimistic of a person.
 
2013-06-17 08:57:21 AM  
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2013-06-17 08:59:49 AM  

mr_a: My prediction- Game 3 is a blowout.

One of these teams is going to explode for 6 goals sooner or later. No idea which one though.


I had kinda called game 2 for that... Now I'm not sure we'll see one..  maybe the last game.
 
2013-06-17 09:03:21 AM  
Not sure if any other New Englanders caught Don Cherry on WEEI this morning but he was as awesome as usual.
 
2013-06-17 09:45:47 AM  
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2013-06-17 09:48:45 AM  

mr_a: My prediction- Game 3 is a blowout.

One of these teams is going to explode for 6 goals sooner or later. No idea which one though.


I could see that as strange as this playoff season has been.  However I'd rather have yet another game that goes to OT, hell make them all OT games.

/no dog on either side of the fight, just here for some high quality intense hockey
//for the most part that's what I've seen
 
2013-06-17 09:50:42 AM  
Chi Town will win in double overtime.
 
2013-06-17 10:00:08 AM  

TeddyBallGame: Not sure if any other New Englanders caught Don Cherry on WEEI this morning but he was as awesome as usual.


Did they make fun of him for being a hockey fan? Isn't that their usual response to hockey talk?
 
2013-06-17 10:32:17 AM  
Can we just get a game that ends during regulation? If my city has to go through 7 overtime games, we're going to need more coffee.
 
2013-06-17 10:32:52 AM  
Let's Go, Bruins!

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2013-06-17 10:37:02 AM  
What a series it has been thus far.

GO ENTERTAINING HOCKEY!!
 
2013-06-17 10:45:14 AM  

Rev.K: What a series it has been thus far.

GO ENTERTAINING HOCKEY!!


Long too.  Holy shiat.

I'm going to predict Hawks win 4-3 in double OT.  These motherfarkers can't help but play bonus hockey.
 
2013-06-17 11:39:09 AM  

mr_a: My prediction- Game 3 is a blowout.

One of these teams is going to explode for 6 goals sooner or later. No idea which one though.


Personally, I expect more tight games.  But if there were to be a blowout, I'd expect it from Chicago.  Boston seems to play hockey like an aikido master fights: excellent defence coupled with excellent skill at exploiting an opponent's mistakes, but not a whole lot of effective direct offence.  I don't see Boston blowing out Chicago unless Chicago loses its discipline in a big way.
 
2013-06-17 11:58:46 AM  

TeddyBallGame: Not sure if any other New Englanders caught Don Cherry on WEEI this morning but he was as awesome as usual.


No self respecting person listens to WEEI.
 
2013-06-17 12:06:48 PM  
10 periods to decide 2 games.

AWESOME!
 
2013-06-17 12:28:14 PM  
3-1 Bs because fark it, it's Boston and they're coming off a win in an away game in the farking Cup finals
 
2013-06-17 12:56:18 PM  
GO KINGS oh wait
 
2013-06-17 12:57:54 PM  

xanadian: GO KINGS oh wait


Checkmate
 
2013-06-17 02:03:41 PM  

what_now: Can we just get a game that ends during regulation? If my city has to go through 7 overtime games, we're going to need more coffee.


This! I don't know anyone that stayed up for all of game 1, I bet some of the players were sleeping towards the end.
 
2013-06-17 02:22:29 PM  
I'd like a high scoring game at least once.  Maybe like a 6-5 game.  Filled with fluke goals but still going to OT.
 
2013-06-17 02:57:15 PM  
Work is paying for me to watch the game at the Harp down on causeway street. I have to schmooze and badger some Frenchmen for more budget and resources after we've plied them with a few drinks. Good thing I'm a social alcoholic and can function quite well after a few or seven beers.
 
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LET'S GO BOYS!!!!
 
2013-06-17 04:30:01 PM  

fatalvenom: TeddyBallGame: Not sure if any other New Englanders caught Don Cherry on WEEI this morning but he was as awesome as usual.

No self respecting person listens to WEEI.


This.  Also, fark The Voice with a rusty ice skate for putting this game on cable.  All I need to know about that series I heard from Dr. Brian May.  (And he's totally farking right, fwiw.)
 
2013-06-17 04:48:45 PM  

what_now: Can we just get a game that ends during regulation? If my city has to go through 7 overtime games, we're going to need more coffee.


I hope so. I have a long long day tomorrow to make enough progress to get the bank to dish out a good amount of money for this remodel.
 
2013-06-17 04:54:00 PM  

FriarReb98: fatalvenom:

No self respecting person listens to WEEI.

This.


Eh, you guys are silly. I listen to whatever I want. Love T&R in the morning, can't stand Gresh and Zo. Love Michael Holley, but I don't dislike Felger and Mazz.
 
2013-06-17 04:56:00 PM  
Chicago sucks *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
 
2013-06-17 05:29:03 PM  
When the game starts tonight, these teams will already be working on 4 games worth of hockey.
 
2013-06-17 05:54:41 PM  
Boston has not lost a game 3 in the playoffs. Chicago has not won a game 3 in the playoffs. As a cynical Bostonian, I'd say this is bad news.... for Boston.

Trying to decide between a quick nap or a run to the store for some more K-Cups, but I think the weather is going to decide for me. Rumbles in the distance and it just got wicked dahk out, like totaly wicked dahk.
 
2013-06-17 06:05:30 PM  
Got the burgers off the grill just in time.
 
2013-06-17 06:44:52 PM  
Go hawks
 
2013-06-17 06:47:20 PM  
Riding the bus into Boston with a cynical and jaded driver. I wonder what his fark handle is.
 
2013-06-17 06:53:59 PM  
Soon.
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2013-06-17 07:12:14 PM  

jaylectricity: FriarReb98: fatalvenom:

No self respecting person listens to WEEI.

This.

Eh, you guys are silly. I listen to whatever I want. Love T&R in the morning, can't stand Gresh and Zo. Love Michael Holley, but I don't dislike Felger and Mazz.


I used to be (probably) the only one who streamed Felger on the fledgling ESPN radio station when he was on that.

EEI lost me when they would completely make fun of anyone who wanted to talk Bruins.

I know Gresh and Zo can be a pain in the ear to listen to, so I usually skip them with Rome or Mohr at 12:00 and go back to streaming the Hub at 2 when Fleger and Mazz come on.

But I find myself listening to G&Z a lot more when the B's are in the playoffs, because I can't stand 4 hours of incessant NBA slobbering from ESPN and FOX Sports radio. It angers me.

Such is life of a hockey fan stuck in South Florida.
 
2013-06-17 07:15:12 PM  
Why is this going to post to FarkUs?
 
2013-06-17 07:15:49 PM  

Donnchadha: Why is this going to post to FarkUs?


The watch threads always go in sports and FarkUs.
 
2013-06-17 07:17:42 PM  

fatalvenom: Donnchadha: Why is this going to post to FarkUs?

The watch threads always go in sports and FarkUs.


I would have thought "Sports" would trump "FarkUs"
 
2013-06-17 07:21:04 PM  
hockey!
 
2013-06-17 07:22:53 PM  

Donnchadha: Why is this going to post to FarkUs?


I missed the memo.  WTF is FarkUs, anyway?
 
2013-06-17 07:23:54 PM  

buckeyebrain: Donnchadha: Why is this going to post to FarkUs?

I missed the memo.  WTF is FarkUs, anyway?


I think it was meant for publicity links and crap like that -- "Hey a farker did this, go read his crappy blog!"
 
2013-06-17 07:24:35 PM  
Just realized the NHL Network is free for the Finals, apparently... Nice.
 
2013-06-17 07:27:43 PM  

keylock71: Just realized the NHL Network is free for the Finals, apparently... Nice.


But I don't have Cable, so I can't watch the Bruins. Even in Boston!!!! Can't they simulcast these games on NBC in Boston at least?
 
2013-06-17 07:30:59 PM  
And now, Dom Perignon and The Cheesecake Factory Present

The Official Fark NHL Finals Checklist

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Incomprehensible Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Southeast Division complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)Video clip of Lord Stanleys Cup
 
2013-06-17 07:31:06 PM  

what_now: Can we just get a game that ends during regulation? If my city has to go through 7 overtime games, we're going to need more coffee.


I caught the end of Kelly Hrudey giving an interview on NHL Radio on XM this afternoon (they might have been airing Hockey Night in Canada Radio at the time) and he basically said these two teams are so even that you have to expect OT at this point. And I think he's right. The Cup will be won by whomever gets lucky last, basically.

While I wrote that, this popped up on my screen:

Strombone @strombone1
Nope....."@NHL: Remember when the @NHLBruins won all 3 home games they played during the 2011 #StanleyCup Final,outscoring the Canucks 17-3"

/we all know who Strombone is by now, right?
 
2013-06-17 07:31:52 PM  

skinink: keylock71: Just realized the NHL Network is free for the Finals, apparently... Nice.

But I don't have Cable, so I can't watch the Bruins. Even in Boston!!!! Can't they simulcast these games on NBC in Boston at least?


They really should do that. It's not like they're going to hurt attendance by doing that.
 
2013-06-17 07:32:35 PM  

desertgeek: skinink: keylock71: Just realized the NHL Network is free for the Finals, apparently... Nice.

But I don't have Cable, so I can't watch the Bruins. Even in Boston!!!! Can't they simulcast these games on NBC in Boston at least?

They really should do that. It's not like they're going to hurt attendance by doing that.


Bill Wirtz rises from the grave to vehemently disagree with you.
 
2013-06-17 07:33:47 PM  
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OK, so the Bruins took one in Chicago. Now it's time for the Hawks to strike back!
 
2013-06-17 07:34:41 PM  

Science_Guy_3.14159: what_now: Can we just get a game that ends during regulation? If my city has to go through 7 overtime games, we're going to need more coffee.

This! I don't know anyone that stayed up for all of game 1, I bet some of the players were sleeping towards the end.


Hi science guy. I'm dustygrimp. Now you know someone who watched all of game 1.
 
2013-06-17 07:34:54 PM  

fatalvenom: I used to be (probably) the only one who streamed Felger on the fledgling ESPN radio station when he was on that.

EEI lost me when they would completely make fun of anyone who wanted to talk Bruins.

I know Gresh and Zo can be a pain in the ear to listen to, so I usually skip them with Rome or Mohr at 12:00 and go back to streaming the Hub at 2 when Fleger and Mazz come on.

But I find myself listening to G&Z a lot more when the B's are in the playoffs, because I can't stand 4 hours of incessant NBA slobbering from ESPN and FOX Sports radio. It angers me.

Such is life of a hockey fan stuck in South Florida.


Well part of your opinion is based on what you can get.

I need to be able to set the radio on a station, set it on the floor of the job site and leave it there. I don't have the internet at work.

I understand the "hockey talk" thing and sure...it seems silly. But then once you start to look deeper into radio politics it becomes laughable to choose sides.

____________________________________________________________
THAT BEING SAID...
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I hope the B's bring the thunder that this evening storm has brought to the Boston area tonight.
 
2013-06-17 07:35:26 PM  
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2013-06-17 07:35:42 PM  

buckeyebrain: desertgeek: skinink: keylock71: Just realized the NHL Network is free for the Finals, apparently... Nice.

But I don't have Cable, so I can't watch the Bruins. Even in Boston!!!! Can't they simulcast these games on NBC in Boston at least?

They really should do that. It's not like they're going to hurt attendance by doing that.

Bill Wirtz rises from the grave to vehemently disagree with you.


You know when it comes to hated owners in hockey it's really hard to pick between Wirtz and Ballard some times.  Ballard ruined his team to satisfy his ego, Wirts ruined his and thought he was doing the right thing.
 
2013-06-17 07:35:50 PM  

dustygrimp: Science_Guy_3.14159: what_now: Can we just get a game that ends during regulation? If my city has to go through 7 overtime games, we're going to need more coffee.

This! I don't know anyone that stayed up for all of game 1, I bet some of the players were sleeping towards the end.

Hi science guy. I'm dustygrimp. Now you know someone who watched all of game 1.


I still can't believe I made 64 comments in a single thread.
 
2013-06-17 07:36:14 PM  
I'm going to be at work until around 9:00pm. You guys are going to have to drink extra to make up for me.
/Please let there be bonus hockey tonight
 
2013-06-17 07:36:28 PM  

Science_Guy_3.14159: what_now: Can we just get a game that ends during regulation? If my city has to go through 7 overtime games, we're going to need more coffee.

This! I don't know anyone that stayed up for all of game 1, I bet some of the players were sleeping towards the end.


This guy stayed up for the whole thing.
 
2013-06-17 07:36:35 PM  
I'm gonna say Boston 3-1 with the game being clinched on an ENG.
 
2013-06-17 07:37:18 PM  

buckeyebrain: I still can't believe I made 64 comments in a single thread.


I was down to less than 200 comments in the last 15 days before hockey playoffs started. Now I'm pushing 400.
 
2013-06-17 07:37:35 PM  

Flappyhead: buckeyebrain: desertgeek: skinink: keylock71: Just realized the NHL Network is free for the Finals, apparently... Nice.

But I don't have Cable, so I can't watch the Bruins. Even in Boston!!!! Can't they simulcast these games on NBC in Boston at least?

They really should do that. It's not like they're going to hurt attendance by doing that.

Bill Wirtz rises from the grave to vehemently disagree with you.

You know when it comes to hated owners in hockey it's really hard to pick between Wirtz and Ballard some times.  Ballard ruined his team to satisfy his ego, Wirts ruined his and thought he was doing the right thing.


Ballard was more of a general asshole, though (ask people that worked for him, ask the Tiger-Cats, ask the Beatles and their fans, etc.)
 
2013-06-17 07:38:53 PM  

buckeyebrain: Flappyhead: buckeyebrain: desertgeek: skinink: keylock71: Just realized the NHL Network is free for the Finals, apparently... Nice.

But I don't have Cable, so I can't watch the Bruins. Even in Boston!!!! Can't they simulcast these games on NBC in Boston at least?

They really should do that. It's not like they're going to hurt attendance by doing that.

Bill Wirtz rises from the grave to vehemently disagree with you.

You know when it comes to hated owners in hockey it's really hard to pick between Wirtz and Ballard some times.  Ballard ruined his team to satisfy his ego, Wirts ruined his and thought he was doing the right thing.

Ballard was more of a general asshole, though (ask people that worked for him, ask the Tiger-Cats, ask the Beatles and their fans, etc.)


That I will not argue.  Still can't believe he torched The Gondola.
 
2013-06-17 07:39:09 PM  
I think Chara and Jagr score just for pucks and giggles.
At least one fight tonight.
Go bruins.
 
2013-06-17 07:39:25 PM  

Science_Guy_3.14159: I don't know anyone that stayed up for all of game 1,


I made it through the game but it was the first time I had to go to bed before the post-game show was over.
 
2013-06-17 07:40:34 PM  

Fochstockings: Science_Guy_3.14159: what_now: Can we just get a game that ends during regulation? If my city has to go through 7 overtime games, we're going to need more coffee.

This! I don't know anyone that stayed up for all of game 1, I bet some of the players were sleeping towards the end.

This guy stayed up for the whole thing.


Not difficult on the west coast. But hell, I'll be up at God knows what hour to watch the Sochi games next year - if the NHL/NHLPA don't bugger it up.
 
2013-06-17 07:40:39 PM  
I can't google the right things to hear the rest of Seguin mic'd up during the last game. I can only find his reaction to the overtime goal.

Shouldn't there just be a tab on NHL.com that lets you listen to their mic'd up segments? Or am I missing that as well?
 
2013-06-17 07:41:05 PM  

SevenSeven: I think Chara and Jagr score just for pucks and giggles.
At least one fight tonight.
Go bruins.


Western conference teams don't know how to fight. Boston gets a double minor for roughing, Chicago gets a minor because they have to call something even though the guy just turtled.
 
2013-06-17 07:46:06 PM  

Donnchadha: SevenSeven: I think Chara and Jagr score just for pucks and giggles.
At least one fight tonight.
Go bruins.

Western conference teams don't know how to fight. Boston gets a double minor for roughing, Chicago gets a minor because they have to call something even though the guy just turtled.


Funny how it's always some 4th liner that always wants to fight the other team's top-minute defenseman, and then they claim the other team won't fight.
 
2013-06-17 07:46:29 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: But hell, I'll be up at God knows what hour to watch the Sochi games next year - if the NHL/NHLPA don't bugger it up.


They won't bugger it up. Putin will probably pay to make sure that doesn't happen, like he has with everything else related to Sochi 2014.
 
2013-06-17 07:47:23 PM  
 
2013-06-17 07:49:06 PM  
Drinking at the bar. I'll be quiet tonight.Enjoy your peace and solitude, hockey farkers.

/one shot of Jameson please.
 
2013-06-17 07:49:24 PM  
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2013-06-17 07:51:06 PM  
There won't be any of this tonight

/thank good
 
2013-06-17 07:51:40 PM  

irishman4: Jaromir Jagr's favorite player growing up was Jaromir Jagr

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Saw that the other night, it was awesome. The guy before him also said Jagr. It's got to be a bit strange playing alongside guys who idolized you growing up.
 
2013-06-17 07:51:55 PM  

irishman4: There won't be any of this tonight

/thank good


He's about as good as the organist in Chicago.
 
2013-06-17 07:52:54 PM  

Polish Hussar: irishman4: Jaromir Jagr's favorite player growing up was Jaromir Jagr

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Saw that the other night, it was awesome. The guy before him also said Jagr. It's got to be a bit strange playing alongside guys who idolized you growing up.


And Jagr's was playing with himself before Krecji was born!
 
2013-06-17 07:54:53 PM  
Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?
 
2013-06-17 07:59:27 PM  

JosephFinn: Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?


Any good?  I'm the best there is baby!

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Seriously though, Rene is the best.
 
2013-06-17 08:00:10 PM  

JosephFinn: Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?


No but you can use his nose to calibrate the purple level on your tv.
 
2013-06-17 08:00:51 PM  
News: AV coaching contract with NYR, 5 years, total $10 million
 
2013-06-17 08:02:04 PM  
And, dear God, Tort's got a 2nd interview in Vancouver.
 
2013-06-17 08:02:36 PM  
I don't want another Boston bombing victim dropping the puck. Beginning to feel a little exploitive.
 
2013-06-17 08:02:45 PM  

soopey: JosephFinn: Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?

No but you can use his nose to calibrate the purple level on your tv.


Shout your whore mouth! Renee is horribly awesome and he's OUR horribly awesome!
 
2013-06-17 08:03:04 PM  

JosephFinn: Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?


some people think so.
I am not one of those people..

he's a sharp dresser though!
 
2013-06-17 08:03:09 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: And, dear God, Tort's got a 2nd interview in Vancouver.


Please god let that happen...
 
2013-06-17 08:03:22 PM  

sk8r: I don't want another Boston bombing victim dropping the puck. Beginning to feel a little exploitive.


You're not going to like the banner captain, then.
 
2013-06-17 08:03:23 PM  

JosephFinn: Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?


This could end up being a trick question again, as they might go ahead and have the crowd sing it....
 
2013-06-17 08:03:30 PM  

JosephFinn: Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?


He's a local icon but he sucks. Rene Rancourt. Look for the fist pumps. The o/u is 2.

Csb: Rene Rancourt was banned from the grocery store I worked at as a teen because he has sticky fingers./csb
 
2013-06-17 08:03:30 PM  

soopey: JosephFinn: Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?

No but you can use his nose to calibrate the purple level on your tv.


are you high? rene is the best in the business. take notes.
 
2013-06-17 08:03:36 PM  

swankywanky: JosephFinn: Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?

Any good?  I'm the best there is baby!

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2013-06-17 08:03:44 PM  
And here we go
 
2013-06-17 08:04:25 PM  
Emergency here folks.  I need an online stream.  Links please???
 
2013-06-17 08:05:16 PM  

HeathenHealer: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: And, dear God, Tort's got a 2nd interview in Vancouver.

Please god let that happen...


Apparently, the subject of "media relations" was discussed at length.
 
2013-06-17 08:05:46 PM  

Fochstockings: sk8r: I don't want another Boston bombing victim dropping the puck. Beginning to feel a little exploitive.

You're not going to like the banner captain, then.


Oh, no way!  When do we stop wheeling people out to rally the crowd.
 
2013-06-17 08:06:25 PM  

HeathenHealer: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: And, dear God, Tort's got a 2nd interview in Vancouver.

Please god let that happen...


so very this, I might almost feel sorry for Nuc's fans by this time next year though...
almost.
 
2013-06-17 08:07:12 PM  

sk8r: Fochstockings: sk8r: I don't want another Boston bombing victim dropping the puck. Beginning to feel a little exploitive.

You're not going to like the banner captain, then.

Oh, no way!  When do we stop wheeling people out to rally the crowd.


Unless we are bringing out the cop who was shot by his own men.  He kinda deserves a good Stanley Cup Final game.
 
2013-06-17 08:07:17 PM  

sk8r: Fochstockings: sk8r: I don't want another Boston bombing victim dropping the puck. Beginning to feel a little exploitive.

You're not going to like the banner captain, then.

Oh, no way!  When do we stop wheeling people out to rally the crowd.


After we win the cup again.

For game 4, I hear they are wheeling out Mayor Menino's prostate.
 
2013-06-17 08:07:38 PM  

sk8r: Fochstockings: sk8r: I don't want another Boston bombing victim dropping the puck. Beginning to feel a little exploitive.

You're not going to like the banner captain, then.

Oh, no way!  When do we stop wheeling people out to rally the crowd.


im gonna go ahead and guess you're not from around boston, or new york even. probably not even near a city, but i am just guessing.
 
2013-06-17 08:07:43 PM  
Hossa is a scratch for tonight.
 
2013-06-17 08:07:53 PM  
tonight's beverages of choice

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2013-06-17 08:08:00 PM  
Blackhawks 3-4 on the road, Bruins 7-2 at home.
Blackhawks 0-3 in Game 3, Bruins 3-0.
 
2013-06-17 08:08:36 PM  

sk8r: sk8r: Fochstockings: sk8r: I don't want another Boston bombing victim dropping the puck. Beginning to feel a little exploitive.

You're not going to like the banner captain, then.

Oh, no way!  When do we stop wheeling people out to rally the crowd.

Unless we are bringing out the cop who was shot by his own men.  He kinda deserves a good Stanley Cup Final game.


He was the banner captain for game 3 against Pittsburgh.
 
2013-06-17 08:09:26 PM  

irishman4: sk8r: Fochstockings: sk8r: I don't want another Boston bombing victim dropping the puck. Beginning to feel a little exploitive.

You're not going to like the banner captain, then.

Oh, no way!  When do we stop wheeling people out to rally the crowd.

im gonna go ahead and guess you're not from around boston, or new york even. probably not even near a city, but i am just guessing.


Near Boston.
 
2013-06-17 08:10:03 PM  

Fochstockings: sk8r: sk8r: Fochstockings: sk8r: I don't want another Boston bombing victim dropping the puck. Beginning to feel a little exploitive.

You're not going to like the banner captain, then.

Oh, no way!  When do we stop wheeling people out to rally the crowd.

Unless we are bringing out the cop who was shot by his own men.  He kinda deserves a good Stanley Cup Final game.

He was the banner captain for game 3 against Pittsburgh.


Good.
 
2013-06-17 08:10:33 PM  
Which Bruin did they just say might be injured?
 
2013-06-17 08:10:40 PM  

irishman4: soopey: JosephFinn: Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?

No but you can use his nose to calibrate the purple level on your tv.

are you high? rene is the best in the business. take notes.


No but I have been drinking. He's ok.
 
2013-06-17 08:12:15 PM  

sk8r: irishman4: sk8r: Fochstockings: sk8r: I don't want another Boston bombing victim dropping the puck. Beginning to feel a little exploitive.

You're not going to like the banner captain, then.

Oh, no way!  When do we stop wheeling people out to rally the crowd.

im gonna go ahead and guess you're not from around boston, or new york even. probably not even near a city, but i am just guessing.

Near Boston.


In my 43 years, I have NEVER seen the city of Boston (and indeed, MA) come together like we did following the marathon bombing. I am the most cynical of cynics, but I am totally ok with first victims and first responders being recognized for their trauma/efforts that week.
 
2013-06-17 08:12:18 PM  

HoleChicken: Which Bruin did they just say might be injured?


Chara, from a collision with Lucic earlier today.
 
2013-06-17 08:12:21 PM  

Fochstockings: sk8r: Fochstockings: sk8r: I don't want another Boston bombing victim dropping the puck. Beginning to feel a little exploitive.

You're not going to like the banner captain, then.

Oh, no way!  When do we stop wheeling people out to rally the crowd.

After we win the cup again.

For game 4, I hear they are wheeling out Mayor Menino's prostate.


Good name for a band or a Fark handle
 
2013-06-17 08:12:40 PM  

jaylectricity: HoleChicken: Which Bruin did they just say might be injured?

Chara, from a collision with Lucic earlier today.


Faaaaaaaaark
 
2013-06-17 08:12:47 PM  

HoleChicken: Which Bruin did they just say might be injured?


Chara, took a dump in pregame skate.
 
2013-06-17 08:12:50 PM  
Hossa evidently hurt himself during warmups.
 
2013-06-17 08:13:43 PM  
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2013-06-17 08:14:04 PM  
Chara injured before the game even starts?

Updates?
 
2013-06-17 08:15:09 PM  

WhiskeySticks: HoleChicken: Which Bruin did they just say might be injured?

Chara, took a dump in pregame skate.


Okay - locker room pranks are funny, but that's going a bit far.
 
2013-06-17 08:15:46 PM  

KrozFan: Chara injured before the game even starts?

Updates?


Wtf? Seriously? Shiat Shiat Shiat Shiat Shiat.
 
2013-06-17 08:16:22 PM  

what_now: Can we just get a game that ends during regulation? If my city has to go through 7 overtime games, we're going to need more coffee.


Is that why they're moving a team to Seattle?

/fark my day so far
//Hawks, do the continent of Australia a favour and brighten it, 'kay?
 
2013-06-17 08:16:33 PM  

JT_Goalie: tonight's beverages of choice

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2013-06-17 08:16:49 PM  

Fochstockings: sk8r: irishman4: sk8r: Fochstockings: sk8r: I don't want another Boston bombing victim dropping the puck. Beginning to feel a little exploitive.

You're not going to like the banner captain, then.

Oh, no way!  When do we stop wheeling people out to rally the crowd.

im gonna go ahead and guess you're not from around boston, or new york even. probably not even near a city, but i am just guessing.

Near Boston.

In my 43 years, I have NEVER seen the city of Boston (and indeed, MA) come together like we did following the marathon bombing. I am the most cynical of cynics, but I am totally ok with first victims and first responders being recognized for their trauma/efforts that week.


I just want them to have the same level of support 6 and 12 months+  down the road.  I work with the chronically ill in home settings and I see the levels of community support go downhill over the months and years.
 
2013-06-17 08:17:05 PM  
Naoko says no lineup changes for Boston.  Blackhawks scratch Marian Hossa. Ben Smith is in. Also Stalberg in, Bollig out.
 
2013-06-17 08:17:08 PM  

soopey: KrozFan: Chara injured before the game even starts?

Updates?

Wtf? Seriously? Shiat Shiat Shiat Shiat Shiat.


Joe Haggerty @HackswithHaggs 56s
Zdeno Chara and Milan Lucic bumped into each other, and Chara left the ice early. But he's in the B's lineup submitted to NHL #BruinsTalk
 
2013-06-17 08:17:16 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Chicago sucks *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*


That's probably why they made that early playoff exit that you predicted so confidently, right?
 
2013-06-17 08:17:39 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Donnchadha: SevenSeven: I think Chara and Jagr score just for pucks and giggles.
At least one fight tonight.
Go bruins.

Western conference teams don't know how to fight. Boston gets a double minor for roughing, Chicago gets a minor because they have to call something even though the guy just turtled.

Funny how it's always some 4th liner that always wants to fight the other team's top-minute defenseman, and then they claim the other team won't fight.


I was more pointing out that the Western Conference has a grand total of ZERO fighting majors in this year's playoffs.
 
2013-06-17 08:17:43 PM  
RT @YahooSportsNHL: Wow. Marian Hossa's out for the Hawks tonight. Huge loss for Chicago. No word yet on what the problem is.
 
2013-06-17 08:18:14 PM  

KrozFan: Chara injured before the game even starts?

Updates?


Fark you.
 
2013-06-17 08:18:42 PM  
Chara is playing.  Phew.
 
2013-06-17 08:19:35 PM  
Chara is there...Hossa is not.
 
2013-06-17 08:19:43 PM  
Chara playing for Boston, Hossa out for Chicago
 
2013-06-17 08:20:10 PM  
Dr. Who in the lineup for Chicago?

/I play hockey now. Hockey players are cool.
//Wouldn't he already know who wins?
 
2013-06-17 08:20:12 PM  

HoleChicken: Chara playing for Boston, Hossa out for Chicago


should be a good game
 
2013-06-17 08:20:33 PM  
Stand for Rene
 
2013-06-17 08:20:46 PM  
Purple nose!
 
2013-06-17 08:20:58 PM  
Ouch.  He's a little rough tonight.  Wouldn't have anyone else!!!
 
2013-06-17 08:21:09 PM  
OK Rene, I want at least 4 fist pumps tonight.
 
2013-06-17 08:21:24 PM  
See Chicago, that's how you pay respect during the anthem.
 
2013-06-17 08:21:28 PM  
Well, look at that. A city that doesn't try to drown out the anthem with clapping and yelling. How novel.
 
2013-06-17 08:21:31 PM  
Rene's voice positively warbles.
 
2013-06-17 08:21:45 PM  
Rene is the best part of Bruins hockey according to your great Aunt.
 
2013-06-17 08:21:45 PM  
I'm getting to be early tonight.

Bruins win, 5-1.
 
2013-06-17 08:21:47 PM  
That singers horrible.
 
2013-06-17 08:22:09 PM  
Only 12 key changes!  I love Rene!
 
2013-06-17 08:22:17 PM  
i keep my hat on whenever rene sings.  its just so god damned awful i think hes a terrorist.
 
2013-06-17 08:22:26 PM  
3 FISTPUMPS!
 
2013-06-17 08:22:30 PM  
3! Who had the over?
 
2013-06-17 08:22:39 PM  
Blackhawks fans in the stands all have a severe WTF? look after that...performance.
 
2013-06-17 08:22:52 PM  
THREE! THREE FIST PUMPS AH-AH-AH!
 
2013-06-17 08:22:56 PM  
I don't think anyone could ever get sick of Rene
 
2013-06-17 08:23:03 PM  
WTF, flies everywhere.
 
2013-06-17 08:23:05 PM  
Is there a beehive near the overhead camera?
 
2013-06-17 08:23:09 PM  
Nice flies
 
2013-06-17 08:23:09 PM  
Game on
 
2013-06-17 08:23:39 PM  
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2013-06-17 08:23:51 PM  
Seriously, does that singer have blackmail photos of the owner?
 
2013-06-17 08:23:57 PM  

Fochstockings: Dr. Who in the lineup for Chicago?

/I play hockey now. Hockey players are cool.
//Wouldn't he already know who wins?


Ohhhh BEN Smith. I coulda sworn he said Matt Smith.
 
2013-06-17 08:24:04 PM  
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2013-06-17 08:25:49 PM  
TD Garden way too quiet.
 
2013-06-17 08:27:35 PM  

Fochstockings: TD Garden way too quiet.


you're at the wrong Garden
 
2013-06-17 08:27:42 PM  
Is it too early to call bonus hockey?  Fark it, I'm calling it anyway.

/I'm usually wrong
//hope there is
///sharks in 6
 
2013-06-17 08:28:00 PM  
Looks like the Bruins were watching some videotape - they're picking off the clearout attempts.
 
2013-06-17 08:28:05 PM  
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2013-06-17 08:28:18 PM  
Woooooooooo!!!  H-O-CKEY!
 
2013-06-17 08:28:24 PM  

JT_Goalie: Fochstockings: TD Garden way too quiet.

you're at the wrong Garden


Wish I were there. This is the issue with the delay between seeing and posting. They've picked it up!
 
2013-06-17 08:28:39 PM  

JT_Goalie: Fochstockings: TD Garden way too quiet.

you're at the wrong Garden


who's where, now?
 
2013-06-17 08:29:13 PM  
Pevs shouldn't bother carrying a stick.
 
2013-06-17 08:29:14 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Looks like the Bruins were watching some videotape - they're picking off the clearout attempts.


from the 1990 blackhawks?
 
2013-06-17 08:29:19 PM  

dustygrimp: JosephFinn: Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?

He's a local icon but he sucks. Rene Rancourt. Look for the fist pumps. The o/u is 2.

Csb: Rene Rancourt was banned from the grocery store I worked at as a teen because he has sticky fingers./csb


sticky fingers like eats a few grapes he doesnt pay for while shopping or sticky fingers like fills his pockets with crap?
 
2013-06-17 08:29:31 PM  
Nice point blank save by Crawford
 
2013-06-17 08:30:36 PM  
I think that Emrick is perpetually about 3 seconds from having an orgasm whenever Boston is in the offensive zone. He was close to strangling himself there.
 
2013-06-17 08:30:53 PM  
Somone get a farking can of Raid.
 
2013-06-17 08:30:59 PM  

Fochstockings: Wish I were there.


don't we all...buddy from my Friday morning pickup skate had tix, but sold them instead...

/bastard
 
2013-06-17 08:31:03 PM  

andychrist420: Is it too early to call bonus hockey?  Fark it, I'm calling it anyway.

/I'm usually wrong
//hope there is
///sharks in 6


go home Andy, you're drunk...

/me too, hope wise
//go Leafs!
 
2013-06-17 08:31:19 PM  

mikaloyd: dustygrimp: JosephFinn: Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?

He's a local icon but he sucks. Rene Rancourt. Look for the fist pumps. The o/u is 2.

Csb: Rene Rancourt was banned from the grocery store I worked at as a teen because he has sticky fingers./csb

sticky fingers like eats a few grapes he doesnt pay for while shopping or sticky fingers like fills his pockets with crap?


or sticky fingers like jerking off in the deli?
 
2013-06-17 08:32:57 PM  

mikaloyd: dustygrimp: JosephFinn: Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?

He's a local icon but he sucks. Rene Rancourt. Look for the fist pumps. The o/u is 2.

Csb: Rene Rancourt was banned from the grocery store I worked at as a teen because he has sticky fingers./csb

sticky fingers like eats a few grapes he doesnt pay for while shopping or sticky fingers like fills his pockets with crap?


The latter. Not quite Pinto in Animal House but that's the idea.
 
2013-06-17 08:32:58 PM  
Late to the shindig, I hate it when that happens!

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2013-06-17 08:33:04 PM  
Digging this so far.
 
2013-06-17 08:34:06 PM  
Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?
 
2013-06-17 08:34:36 PM  
Flutterball?
I think you knuckleball.
 
2013-06-17 08:35:18 PM  
Good lord the ice is bad.
 
2013-06-17 08:35:19 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Flutterball?
I think you knuckleball.


It's Knucklepuck time!!!
 
2013-06-17 08:35:20 PM  
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I had to buy groceries and missed the 1st qrtr!!!
 
2013-06-17 08:35:35 PM  

Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?


Earguy!
 
2013-06-17 08:35:54 PM  

Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?


It isn't hockey without you!
 
2013-06-17 08:36:11 PM  

Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?


you goddamn know it is
 
2013-06-17 08:36:22 PM  
I'm getting a multi-OT vibe from this game.
 
2013-06-17 08:36:23 PM  

sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!


Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.
 
2013-06-17 08:37:00 PM  

Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?


Well, there is a mom joke there, but really, this is a collection of sports posting Illuminati anyway.
 
2013-06-17 08:37:20 PM  
This is why they should start the seaon earlier. If the final was in april, there would be no compitition with the nba, and the ice and pucks would be alot harder and sharper. Better all around
 
2013-06-17 08:37:32 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 460x321]
I had to buy groceries and missed the 1st qrtr!!!


This isnt soccer man! There are no quarters in hockey!
 
2013-06-17 08:37:52 PM  
Reports that Chara has gone down the tunnel. No BS.
 
2013-06-17 08:38:00 PM  

Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.


Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.


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2013-06-17 08:38:42 PM  
Refs are letting them play. Hawks with a tenacious forecheck so far.
 
2013-06-17 08:39:14 PM  

jaylectricity: buckeyebrain: I still can't believe I made 64 comments in a single thread.

I was down to less than 200 comments in the last 15 days before hockey playoffs started. Now I'm pushing 400.


How do you guys determine that....I'd live/hate to see how many posts I make in certain threads.
 
2013-06-17 08:39:40 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

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Classic picture.  I have a couple pages bookmarked that have many more shots of her.  Maybe I'll break that out tonight.
 
2013-06-17 08:39:52 PM  
Hawks get a power fail opportunity!
 
2013-06-17 08:40:00 PM  
Hockey?
Hockey!
 
2013-06-17 08:40:05 PM  

soopey: Refs are letting them play


not anymore
 
2013-06-17 08:40:05 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

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Wow! My foobies feel inadequate. She's enough to make me bat for the other team.
 
2013-06-17 08:40:25 PM  
Paging Jay Pandolfo. Paging Jay Pandolfo.
 
2013-06-17 08:40:52 PM  

fatalvenom: jaylectricity: buckeyebrain: I still can't believe I made 64 comments in a single thread.

I was down to less than 200 comments in the last 15 days before hockey playoffs started. Now I'm pushing 400.

How do you guys determine that....I'd live/hate to see how many posts I make in certain threads.


I don't keep total-of-all-the-threads, but you can get from each individual thread with the myFark button.
 
2013-06-17 08:40:58 PM  
"RT @FriedgeHNIC: Glenn Healy says Chara needed stitches in back of head after pre-game collision with Lucic. Most dangerous warmup ever.
by Joe McDonald via twitter 8:40 PM"
 
2013-06-17 08:41:07 PM  
CHI PP sucks so bad, it's worth taking a few penalties to get them looking over their shoulders.
 
2013-06-17 08:41:26 PM  

sk8r: Wow! My foobies feel inadequate. She's enough to make me bat for the other team.


let me be the judge of that

/EIP
//you'll get something in return
 
2013-06-17 08:41:27 PM  

Earguy: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

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Classic picture.  I have a couple pages bookmarked that have many more shots of her.  Maybe I'll break that out tonight.


Save em, let's go elsewhere, it's only game 3.
 
2013-06-17 08:41:27 PM  

sk8r: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

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Wow! My foobies feel inadequate. She's enough to make me bat for the other team.


Can we watch?
 
2013-06-17 08:41:36 PM  

Fochstockings: Paging Jay Pandolfo. Paging Jay Pandolfo.


shiat...or the angry one-eyed Swede.

As much as I was a Latvian-homer for the Dog man...he has sucked ASS.
 
2013-06-17 08:42:25 PM  

buckeyebrain: fatalvenom: jaylectricity: buckeyebrain: I still can't believe I made 64 comments in a single thread.

I was down to less than 200 comments in the last 15 days before hockey playoffs started. Now I'm pushing 400.

How do you guys determine that....I'd live/hate to see how many posts I make in certain threads.

I don't keep total-of-all-the-threads, but you can get from each individual thread with the myFark button.


Thank you, Sir.
 
2013-06-17 08:42:29 PM  
Painfully pathetic piss poor power play presently plops.
 
2013-06-17 08:42:39 PM  

sk8r: Wow! My foobies feel inadequate. She's enough to make me bat for the other team.


If you think your foobies feel inadequate, may I offer a second opinion?
 
2013-06-17 08:42:41 PM  
wow daughavins. get the fark out of here. 3/1 and you go offsides
 
2013-06-17 08:42:41 PM  
Daugavins...what the hell...
 
2013-06-17 08:42:56 PM  
jesus what a waste! 3-on-1 and he can't handle the puck into the zone.
 
2013-06-17 08:42:58 PM  

fatalvenom: Fochstockings: Paging Jay Pandolfo. Paging Jay Pandolfo.

shiat...or the angry one-eyed Swede.

As much as I was a Latvian-homer for the Dog man...he has sucked ASS.


Right on cue...
 
2013-06-17 08:43:06 PM  

fatalvenom: jaylectricity: buckeyebrain: I still can't believe I made 64 comments in a single thread.

I was down to less than 200 comments in the last 15 days before hockey playoffs started. Now I'm pushing 400.

How do you guys determine that....I'd live/hate to see how many posts I make in certain threads.


my fark page, recent tab, scary really... for the record I only had 37 in the game one thread
 
2013-06-17 08:43:09 PM  
I got elbowed in the the head for THAT?
 
2013-06-17 08:43:29 PM  

buckeyebrain: sk8r: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

[imageshack.us image 500x716]

Wow! My foobies feel inadequate. She's enough to make me bat for the other team.

Can we watch?


Aw, you guys are such pervs. Must be why I love all of you.

No, you can't watch!
 
2013-06-17 08:44:20 PM  
When did we get Blake Wheeler back?
 
2013-06-17 08:44:34 PM  

sk8r: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

[imageshack.us image 500x716]

Wow! My foobies feel inadequate. She's enough to make me bat for the other team.


Go on ...
 
2013-06-17 08:44:43 PM  
Joe Haggerty @HackswithHaggs
Bruins have now killed 23 straight PPs dating back to the New York Rangers series in the second round. CHI helping by being bad
 
2013-06-17 08:46:14 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: Fochstockings: Paging Jay Pandolfo. Paging Jay Pandolfo.

shiat...or the angry one-eyed Swede.

As much as I was a Latvian-homer for the Dog man...he has sucked ASS.

Right on cue...


No shiat. The one time in my life I get a fellow countryman to play for the team I root for, he looks like me on the ice.

Fark.
 
2013-06-17 08:46:53 PM  

fatalvenom: Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: Fochstockings: Paging Jay Pandolfo. Paging Jay Pandolfo.

shiat...or the angry one-eyed Swede.

As much as I was a Latvian-homer for the Dog man...he has sucked ASS.

Right on cue...

No shiat. The one time in my life I get a fellow countryman to play for the team I root for, he looks like me on the ice.

Fark.


You would've scored.
 
2013-06-17 08:46:54 PM  
gotta time the chinese food order to go pickup between periods
 
2013-06-17 08:47:07 PM  
Should be a two minute Penalty on nbc for too much Pierre.
 
2013-06-17 08:47:37 PM  

Fochstockings: fatalvenom: Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: Fochstockings: Paging Jay Pandolfo. Paging Jay Pandolfo.

shiat...or the angry one-eyed Swede.

As much as I was a Latvian-homer for the Dog man...he has sucked ASS.

Right on cue...

No shiat. The one time in my life I get a fellow countryman to play for the team I root for, he looks like me on the ice.

Fark.

You would've scored.


Heh...probably. I used to have a pretty above average backhand for a defenseman.
 
2013-06-17 08:47:39 PM  
CRAWSOME with the save!
 
2013-06-17 08:47:58 PM  

soopey: Should be a two minute Penalty on nbc for too much Pierre.


THIS! Trying to get #ShutUpPierre trending on Twitter.
 
2013-06-17 08:48:21 PM  

soopey: Should be a two minute Penalty on nbc for too much Pierre.


If I could vote smart and funny for this post on my phone...I would.
 
2013-06-17 08:48:39 PM  

soopey: Should be a two minute Penalty on nbc for too much Pierre.


That's a game misconduct and a Shanaban in my book.
 
2013-06-17 08:48:42 PM  

JT_Goalie: gotta time the chinese food order to go pickup between periods


hockey people problems
 
2013-06-17 08:49:34 PM  
PP boston safe for 2 minutes
 
2013-06-17 08:49:48 PM  
Another powerplay for Chicago? Really?  Even a blind pig scores a goal once and a while.

/Unless that pig is named Daugavins.
 
2013-06-17 08:50:09 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: JT_Goalie: gotta time the chinese food order to go pickup between periods

hockey people problems


Oh, boy, I mentioned Chinese food in the last hockey game, and it started a whole foodie undercurrent in the thread.  Don't start that again!
 
2013-06-17 08:50:14 PM  
Dammit Thornton.  Between that and Daugavins being awful, looks like we're playing 3 lines again tonight.... hope it doesn't go to overtime.
 
2013-06-17 08:50:54 PM  
Another power fail on tap!
 
2013-06-17 08:51:26 PM  

TeddyBallGame: Not sure if any other New Englanders caught Don Cherry on WEEI this morning but he was as awesome as usual.


Were they actually talking about sports on WEEI?  Or did Cherry come around to complain about Obama taking all his guns?
 
2013-06-17 08:51:40 PM  

Earguy: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

[imageshack.us image 500x716]

Classic picture.  I have a couple pages bookmarked that have many more shots of her.  Maybe I'll break that out tonight.


Is there a name to go with those twins btw?  I've seen that shot a lot but have never found out who she is.
 
2013-06-17 08:52:04 PM  
Too much family in the room to be cruising the 'net for random pretty girls.  I'll post some later.

In the meantime, just enjoy my company and incisive analysis.
 
2013-06-17 08:52:05 PM  
almost a shawty!!

and again!!
 
2013-06-17 08:52:07 PM  
how did that not go in?!?

And Crawford...twice...

AAAAAAAAA
 
2013-06-17 08:52:12 PM  
Ballsy move by Crawford
 
2013-06-17 08:52:14 PM  
WHAT CHAOS!

I know these teams have weak power plays, but that's farking terrible
 
2013-06-17 08:52:21 PM  
Jeebus, the Hawks "power" play is getting even worse if that's possible.
 
2013-06-17 08:52:26 PM  
WTF  We can't score when the goalie dives into the parking lot?!
 
2013-06-17 08:52:26 PM  
Penalty for being ginger
 
2013-06-17 08:52:30 PM  
He totally should have pulled a Lucic.
 
2013-06-17 08:52:33 PM  
Well, the cat won't be making an appearance for the rest of the game.
 
2013-06-17 08:52:53 PM  
Effin' great farkn Hockey!!
 
2013-06-17 08:53:04 PM  

Flappyhead: Earguy: 

Classic picture.  I have a couple pages bookmarked that have many more shots of her.  Maybe I'll break that out tonight.

Is there a name to go with those twins btw?  I've seen that shot a lot but have never found out who she is.


The sites I have that have more from the series are all in Russian.
 
2013-06-17 08:53:19 PM  
Now the Bruins are just messing with us.
 
2013-06-17 08:53:30 PM  
And lost at the goal...
 
2013-06-17 08:53:45 PM  
Chicago PP....3 Boston scoring chances.
 
2013-06-17 08:53:48 PM  
You've gotta be farking kidding. The Hawks would be better off declining penalties if that were allowed.
 
2013-06-17 08:53:57 PM  
Marshmont is a douche.
 
2013-06-17 08:53:57 PM  
You know how you know your power play sucks? When the other team gets 3 rushes
 
2013-06-17 08:54:00 PM  
Doc entering puberty - again.
 
2013-06-17 08:54:02 PM  

Earguy: Lt. Cheese Weasel: JT_Goalie: gotta time the chinese food order to go pickup between periods

hockey people problems

Oh, boy, I mentioned Chinese food in the last hockey game, and it started a whole foodie undercurrent in the thread.  Don't start that again!

Three things people need
Eating Farking and hockey
 
2013-06-17 08:54:47 PM  

Fochstockings: Well, the cat won't be making an appearance for the rest of the game.


last time the cat was on the wife's lap when the Bruins scored, I wound up in the doghouse because she was clawed in, umm, tender places
 
2013-06-17 08:54:54 PM  
Good job Marchand, injure one of your own guys.
 
2013-06-17 08:55:08 PM  

fatalvenom: Marshmont is a douche.


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2013-06-17 08:55:13 PM  

fatalvenom: Marshmont is a douche.


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2013-06-17 08:55:20 PM  
WHY NO SHOOT PUCK?!
 
2013-06-17 08:55:41 PM  
New game plan. Take penalties.

Is there a  force field in front of that net?  Because the goalie certainly isn't there. If I were a CHI fan I'd have a MI.
 
2013-06-17 08:55:43 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: Marshmont is a douche.


Ha.
 
2013-06-17 08:55:54 PM  
That was a great Bruins power play. LOL.
 
2013-06-17 08:56:15 PM  
David Stern called. Only penalties called on Boston tonight.
 
2013-06-17 08:56:22 PM  

JT_Goalie: Fochstockings: Well, the cat won't be making an appearance for the rest of the game.

last time the cat was on the wife's lap when the Bruins scored, I wound up in the doghouse because she was clawed in, umm, tender places


Pussy on pussy violence?

/Oof. May have had too much to drink already!
 
2013-06-17 08:56:35 PM  

Earguy: Too much family in the room to be cruising the 'net for random pretty girls.  I'll post some later.

In the meantime, just enjoy my company and incisive analysis.


Well, I guess this one time....lol
 
2013-06-17 08:56:43 PM  
How have the Bruins NOT scored?
 
sn0
2013-06-17 08:56:47 PM  
Is there a punishment for intentionally breaking your stick off the bench like that? I know in some leagues there is.
 
2013-06-17 08:56:50 PM  
Ugh. The Hawks look like a Pee-Wee team on the ice.

/wake the fark up guys
 
2013-06-17 08:56:51 PM  
Well this game is getting interesting....
 
2013-06-17 08:56:52 PM  
Just hopped on a stream in some foreign language.  Hooray no more Pierre!!!
 
2013-06-17 08:57:15 PM  

soopey: David Stern called. Only penalties called on Boston tonight.


You mad?
 
2013-06-17 08:57:32 PM  

soopey: David Stern called. Only penalties called on Boston tonight.


Well, Buttman is a deciple of Stern.
 
2013-06-17 08:57:37 PM  
What I can't believe is that the score is still 0-0.
 
2013-06-17 08:57:38 PM  

soopey: David Stern called. Only penalties called on Boston tonight.


Apparently that's to their advantage. For the Bruins no icing is better than being down a player.
 
2013-06-17 08:57:53 PM  

Earguy: Flappyhead: Earguy:

Classic picture.  I have a couple pages bookmarked that have many more shots of her.  Maybe I'll break that out tonight.

Is there a name to go with those twins btw?  I've seen that shot a lot but have never found out who she is.

The sites I have that have more from the series are all in Russian.


Anna Song.
 
2013-06-17 08:58:41 PM  

soopey: David Stern called. Only penalties called on Boston tonight.


Shhhhh! I think it is working for us.........
 
2013-06-17 08:58:48 PM  

sn0: Is there a punishment for intentionally breaking your stick off the bench like that? I know in some leagues there is.


the ref could call an "Unsportsmanlike" but that's unlikely to happen in the Cup Finals..
 
2013-06-17 08:58:50 PM  

germ78: Ugh. The Hawks look like a Pee-Wee team on the ice.

/wake the fark up guys


Well, the Bruins were the Pee-Wee team in the second game...
 
2013-06-17 08:59:40 PM  

g-clef: Earguy: Flappyhead: Earguy:

Classic picture.  I have a couple pages bookmarked that have many more shots of her.  Maybe I'll break that out tonight.

Is there a name to go with those twins btw?  I've seen that shot a lot but have never found out who she is.

The sites I have that have more from the series are all in Russian.

Anna Song.


o.scdn.coView Full Size

YOU FILL UP MY SENSES....
 
2013-06-17 08:59:44 PM  

HoleChicken: How have the Bruins NOT scored?


Because the little piece of vulcanized rubber has not crossed a particular line on the ice.
 
2013-06-17 09:00:47 PM  

Earguy: g-clef: Earguy: Flappyhead: Earguy:

Classic picture.  I have a couple pages bookmarked that have many more shots of her.  Maybe I'll break that out tonight.

Is there a name to go with those twins btw?  I've seen that shot a lot but have never found out who she is.

The sites I have that have more from the series are all in Russian.

Anna Song.


YOU FILL UP MY SENSES....


I like Dave Barry's take on the lyrics: you filled out my census
 
2013-06-17 09:00:59 PM  
This game is going to be won by the first team to get .5 goals.
 
2013-06-17 09:01:00 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: Marshmont is a douche.

[www.puckedinthehead.com image 300x300]


That's going in the saved folder.
 
2013-06-17 09:01:55 PM  
P2 begins at 9:17 PM EST
 
2013-06-17 09:02:38 PM  

tonguedepressor: This game is going to be won by the first team to get .5 goals.


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2013-06-17 09:02:38 PM  

Flappyhead: And now, Dom Perignon and The Cheesecake Factory Present

The Official Fark NHL Finals Checklist

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Incomprehensible Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Southeast Division complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)Video clip of Lord Stanleys Cup


Frank Mahovlich, one of the strongest players in the league

/old school
 
sn0
2013-06-17 09:02:42 PM  

sno man: sn0: Is there a punishment for intentionally breaking your stick off the bench like that? I know in some leagues there is.

the ref could call an "Unsportsmanlike" but that's unlikely to happen in the Cup Finals..


True. I'm just pretty sure there's a specific rule for it in certain minor leagues. ...Wasn't sure about the NHL.
 
2013-06-17 09:03:02 PM  

HoleChicken: P2 begins at 9:17 PM EST


F1 qualifying is on tonight?
 
2013-06-17 09:03:24 PM  
Top Gear for the commercial breaks! Wohoo!
 
2013-06-17 09:03:59 PM  
first intermission, aka: 'pregame'
 
2013-06-17 09:04:00 PM  
From Jack Edwards:  Blackhawks said they'd "simplify" the power play. that apparently means, just don't shoot.
 
2013-06-17 09:04:19 PM  

sn0: sno man: sn0: Is there a punishment for intentionally breaking your stick off the bench like that? I know in some leagues there is.

the ref could call an "Unsportsmanlike" but that's unlikely to happen in the Cup Finals..

True. I'm just pretty sure there's a specific rule for it in certain minor leagues. ...Wasn't sure about the NHL.


If they can't vent they'll swing their sticks at each other's heads.
 
2013-06-17 09:06:00 PM  
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awesome
 
2013-06-17 09:06:01 PM  
How are we gonna be able to tell when Don Cherry gets Alzheimer's? He's nearly incoherent already.
 
2013-06-17 09:07:29 PM  

Russ1642: How are we gonna be able to tell when Don Cherry gets Alzheimer's? He's nearly incoherent already.


When he shows up in a T-shirt and Jorts.
 
2013-06-17 09:08:18 PM  

Fochstockings: From Jack Edwards:  Blackhawks said they'd "simplify" the power play. that apparently means, just don't shoot.


sheeitt, that last power play it was more like "give the puck to the Bruins and see what they can do"

/the failtastic powerplay of the Hawks is killing me
//even if they manage to get in the offensive zone, they just stand around and pass, no movement at all
 
2013-06-17 09:08:26 PM  

Russ1642: How are we gonna be able to tell when Don Cherry gets Alzheimer's? He's nearly incoherent already.


He'll start being sane and rational

I know a few cantankerous people who started becoming really pleasant once they started suffering from dementia. It's like they forgot how to be an asshole.
 
2013-06-17 09:09:58 PM  

sno man: [img842.imageshack.us image 572x320]
awesome


I'd like to see a night where MacLean wears something more outrageous than Cherry -- not a "Don Cherry suit", just less conservative. Cherry shows up in a black pinstripe, MacLean wears that thing he's wearing tonight.
 
2013-06-17 09:10:14 PM  
Intermission!  Anna Song!   NSFW   NSFW  NSFW  Probably SFW
 
2013-06-17 09:10:48 PM  

sno man: awesome


Smashing.
 
2013-06-17 09:11:29 PM  

Earguy: Intermission!  Anna Song!   NSFW   NSFW  NSFW  Probably SFW


Her back must be killing her! I would gladly give her my, um, support!
 
2013-06-17 09:12:01 PM  

Donnchadha: Russ1642: How are we gonna be able to tell when Don Cherry gets Alzheimer's? He's nearly incoherent already.

He'll start being sane and rational

I know a few cantankerous people who started becoming really pleasant once they started suffering from dementia. It's like they forgot how to be an asshole.


My Grandfather was an gigantic asshole his entire life. Once he had dementia and was in a home his assholeness was simply legendary. He couldn't censor himself at all. Picture a redneck, drunk, racist, bigoted, chauvanist who didn't give a shiat anymore.
 
2013-06-17 09:12:15 PM  
Cherry is Cherry.  Let him be.  He is hockey lore.  Might as well complain that the ice is cold, and see what that gets you.
 
2013-06-17 09:13:14 PM  

Donnchadha: sno man: [img842.imageshack.us image 572x320]
awesome

I'd like to see a night where MacLean wears something more outrageous than Cherry -- not a "Don Cherry suit", just less conservative. Cherry shows up in a black pinstripe, MacLean wears that thing he's wearing tonight.


Maclean's test pattern jacket works better in HD.
 
2013-06-17 09:13:22 PM  
Total thread jack but why doesn't anything like this ever happen to me? ------------>

                 Florida fishermen reel in $2.5 million bale of cocaine
 
2013-06-17 09:13:35 PM  

Earguy: Intermission!  Anna Song!   NSFW   NSFW  NSFW  Probably SFW


*sigh* I'm in class tonight and not in the back row, so opening those right now may not be copacetic
 
2013-06-17 09:14:25 PM  

Russ1642: Donnchadha: Russ1642: How are we gonna be able to tell when Don Cherry gets Alzheimer's? He's nearly incoherent already.

He'll start being sane and rational

I know a few cantankerous people who started becoming really pleasant once they started suffering from dementia. It's like they forgot how to be an asshole.

My Grandfather was an gigantic asshole his entire life. Once he had dementia and was in a home his assholeness was simply legendary. He couldn't censor himself at all. Picture a redneck, drunk, racist, bigoted, chauvanist who didn't give a shiat anymore.


See...that's a guy I w