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(NHL)   It's the Stanley Cup Playoffs game three, from Boston tonight... Can the Bruins build off the game two win? Is it the Blackhawks' turn to prove home ice means nothing? What's the under/over on overtime a third time? Puck drops at 8ET(ish)   (nhl.com) divider line 727
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2013-06-17 08:41:28 AM
My prediction- Game 3 is a blowout.

One of these teams is going to explode for 6 goals sooner or later. No idea which one though.
 
2013-06-17 08:50:44 AM
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2013-06-17 08:53:47 AM
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2013-06-17 08:56:06 AM
I'm thinking that the Bruins are going to have a 3-1 or 4-1 game tonight and then the Hawks are going to adjust in game 4 and either take the game by a goal or lose it in OT.

That would be pretty freaking awesome if the Hawks had the 4-1 game tonight, but I'm just not that optimistic of a person.
 
2013-06-17 08:57:21 AM
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2013-06-17 08:59:49 AM

mr_a: My prediction- Game 3 is a blowout.

One of these teams is going to explode for 6 goals sooner or later. No idea which one though.


I had kinda called game 2 for that... Now I'm not sure we'll see one..  maybe the last game.
 
2013-06-17 09:03:21 AM
Not sure if any other New Englanders caught Don Cherry on WEEI this morning but he was as awesome as usual.
 
2013-06-17 09:45:47 AM
home.comcast.net
 
2013-06-17 09:48:45 AM

mr_a: My prediction- Game 3 is a blowout.

One of these teams is going to explode for 6 goals sooner or later. No idea which one though.


I could see that as strange as this playoff season has been.  However I'd rather have yet another game that goes to OT, hell make them all OT games.

/no dog on either side of the fight, just here for some high quality intense hockey
//for the most part that's what I've seen
 
2013-06-17 09:50:42 AM
Chi Town will win in double overtime.
 
2013-06-17 10:00:08 AM

TeddyBallGame: Not sure if any other New Englanders caught Don Cherry on WEEI this morning but he was as awesome as usual.


Did they make fun of him for being a hockey fan? Isn't that their usual response to hockey talk?
 
2013-06-17 10:32:17 AM
Can we just get a game that ends during regulation? If my city has to go through 7 overtime games, we're going to need more coffee.
 
2013-06-17 10:32:52 AM
Let's Go, Bruins!

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2013-06-17 10:37:02 AM
What a series it has been thus far.

GO ENTERTAINING HOCKEY!!
 
2013-06-17 10:45:14 AM

Rev.K: What a series it has been thus far.

GO ENTERTAINING HOCKEY!!


Long too.  Holy shiat.

I'm going to predict Hawks win 4-3 in double OT.  These motherfarkers can't help but play bonus hockey.
 
2013-06-17 11:39:09 AM

mr_a: My prediction- Game 3 is a blowout.

One of these teams is going to explode for 6 goals sooner or later. No idea which one though.


Personally, I expect more tight games.  But if there were to be a blowout, I'd expect it from Chicago.  Boston seems to play hockey like an aikido master fights: excellent defence coupled with excellent skill at exploiting an opponent's mistakes, but not a whole lot of effective direct offence.  I don't see Boston blowing out Chicago unless Chicago loses its discipline in a big way.
 
2013-06-17 11:58:46 AM

TeddyBallGame: Not sure if any other New Englanders caught Don Cherry on WEEI this morning but he was as awesome as usual.


No self respecting person listens to WEEI.
 
2013-06-17 12:06:48 PM
10 periods to decide 2 games.

AWESOME!
 
2013-06-17 12:28:14 PM
3-1 Bs because fark it, it's Boston and they're coming off a win in an away game in the farking Cup finals
 
2013-06-17 12:56:18 PM
GO KINGS oh wait
 
2013-06-17 12:57:54 PM

xanadian: GO KINGS oh wait


Checkmate
 
2013-06-17 02:03:41 PM

what_now: Can we just get a game that ends during regulation? If my city has to go through 7 overtime games, we're going to need more coffee.


This! I don't know anyone that stayed up for all of game 1, I bet some of the players were sleeping towards the end.
 
2013-06-17 02:22:29 PM
I'd like a high scoring game at least once.  Maybe like a 6-5 game.  Filled with fluke goals but still going to OT.
 
2013-06-17 02:57:15 PM
Work is paying for me to watch the game at the Harp down on causeway street. I have to schmooze and badger some Frenchmen for more budget and resources after we've plied them with a few drinks. Good thing I'm a social alcoholic and can function quite well after a few or seven beers.
 
2013-06-17 03:39:08 PM
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LET'S GO BOYS!!!!
 
2013-06-17 04:30:01 PM

fatalvenom: TeddyBallGame: Not sure if any other New Englanders caught Don Cherry on WEEI this morning but he was as awesome as usual.

No self respecting person listens to WEEI.


This.  Also, fark The Voice with a rusty ice skate for putting this game on cable.  All I need to know about that series I heard from Dr. Brian May.  (And he's totally farking right, fwiw.)
 
2013-06-17 04:48:45 PM

what_now: Can we just get a game that ends during regulation? If my city has to go through 7 overtime games, we're going to need more coffee.


I hope so. I have a long long day tomorrow to make enough progress to get the bank to dish out a good amount of money for this remodel.
 
2013-06-17 04:54:00 PM

FriarReb98: fatalvenom:

No self respecting person listens to WEEI.

This.


Eh, you guys are silly. I listen to whatever I want. Love T&R in the morning, can't stand Gresh and Zo. Love Michael Holley, but I don't dislike Felger and Mazz.
 
2013-06-17 04:56:00 PM
Chicago sucks *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
 
2013-06-17 05:29:03 PM
When the game starts tonight, these teams will already be working on 4 games worth of hockey.
 
2013-06-17 05:54:41 PM
Boston has not lost a game 3 in the playoffs. Chicago has not won a game 3 in the playoffs. As a cynical Bostonian, I'd say this is bad news.... for Boston.

Trying to decide between a quick nap or a run to the store for some more K-Cups, but I think the weather is going to decide for me. Rumbles in the distance and it just got wicked dahk out, like totaly wicked dahk.
 
2013-06-17 06:05:30 PM
Got the burgers off the grill just in time.
 
2013-06-17 06:44:52 PM
Go hawks
 
2013-06-17 06:47:20 PM
Riding the bus into Boston with a cynical and jaded driver. I wonder what his fark handle is.
 
2013-06-17 06:53:59 PM
Soon.
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2013-06-17 07:12:14 PM

jaylectricity: FriarReb98: fatalvenom:

No self respecting person listens to WEEI.

This.

Eh, you guys are silly. I listen to whatever I want. Love T&R in the morning, can't stand Gresh and Zo. Love Michael Holley, but I don't dislike Felger and Mazz.


I used to be (probably) the only one who streamed Felger on the fledgling ESPN radio station when he was on that.

EEI lost me when they would completely make fun of anyone who wanted to talk Bruins.

I know Gresh and Zo can be a pain in the ear to listen to, so I usually skip them with Rome or Mohr at 12:00 and go back to streaming the Hub at 2 when Fleger and Mazz come on.

But I find myself listening to G&Z a lot more when the B's are in the playoffs, because I can't stand 4 hours of incessant NBA slobbering from ESPN and FOX Sports radio. It angers me.

Such is life of a hockey fan stuck in South Florida.
 
2013-06-17 07:15:12 PM
Why is this going to post to FarkUs?
 
2013-06-17 07:15:49 PM

Donnchadha: Why is this going to post to FarkUs?


The watch threads always go in sports and FarkUs.
 
2013-06-17 07:17:42 PM

fatalvenom: Donnchadha: Why is this going to post to FarkUs?

The watch threads always go in sports and FarkUs.


I would have thought "Sports" would trump "FarkUs"
 
2013-06-17 07:21:04 PM
hockey!
 
2013-06-17 07:22:53 PM

Donnchadha: Why is this going to post to FarkUs?


I missed the memo.  WTF is FarkUs, anyway?
 
2013-06-17 07:23:54 PM

buckeyebrain: Donnchadha: Why is this going to post to FarkUs?

I missed the memo.  WTF is FarkUs, anyway?


I think it was meant for publicity links and crap like that -- "Hey a farker did this, go read his crappy blog!"
 
2013-06-17 07:24:35 PM
Just realized the NHL Network is free for the Finals, apparently... Nice.
 
2013-06-17 07:27:43 PM

keylock71: Just realized the NHL Network is free for the Finals, apparently... Nice.


But I don't have Cable, so I can't watch the Bruins. Even in Boston!!!! Can't they simulcast these games on NBC in Boston at least?
 
2013-06-17 07:30:59 PM
And now, Dom Perignon and The Cheesecake Factory Present

The Official Fark NHL Finals Checklist

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Incomprehensible Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Southeast Division complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)Video clip of Lord Stanleys Cup
 
2013-06-17 07:31:06 PM

what_now: Can we just get a game that ends during regulation? If my city has to go through 7 overtime games, we're going to need more coffee.


I caught the end of Kelly Hrudey giving an interview on NHL Radio on XM this afternoon (they might have been airing Hockey Night in Canada Radio at the time) and he basically said these two teams are so even that you have to expect OT at this point. And I think he's right. The Cup will be won by whomever gets lucky last, basically.

While I wrote that, this popped up on my screen:

Strombone @strombone1
Nope....."@NHL: Remember when the @NHLBruins won all 3 home games they played during the 2011 #StanleyCup Final,outscoring the Canucks 17-3"

/we all know who Strombone is by now, right?
 
2013-06-17 07:31:52 PM

skinink: keylock71: Just realized the NHL Network is free for the Finals, apparently... Nice.

But I don't have Cable, so I can't watch the Bruins. Even in Boston!!!! Can't they simulcast these games on NBC in Boston at least?


They really should do that. It's not like they're going to hurt attendance by doing that.
 
2013-06-17 07:32:35 PM

desertgeek: skinink: keylock71: Just realized the NHL Network is free for the Finals, apparently... Nice.

But I don't have Cable, so I can't watch the Bruins. Even in Boston!!!! Can't they simulcast these games on NBC in Boston at least?

They really should do that. It's not like they're going to hurt attendance by doing that.


Bill Wirtz rises from the grave to vehemently disagree with you.
 
2013-06-17 07:33:47 PM
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OK, so the Bruins took one in Chicago. Now it's time for the Hawks to strike back!
 
2013-06-17 07:34:41 PM

Science_Guy_3.14159: what_now: Can we just get a game that ends during regulation? If my city has to go through 7 overtime games, we're going to need more coffee.

This! I don't know anyone that stayed up for all of game 1, I bet some of the players were sleeping towards the end.


Hi science guy. I'm dustygrimp. Now you know someone who watched all of game 1.
 
2013-06-17 07:34:54 PM

fatalvenom: I used to be (probably) the only one who streamed Felger on the fledgling ESPN radio station when he was on that.

EEI lost me when they would completely make fun of anyone who wanted to talk Bruins.

I know Gresh and Zo can be a pain in the ear to listen to, so I usually skip them with Rome or Mohr at 12:00 and go back to streaming the Hub at 2 when Fleger and Mazz come on.

But I find myself listening to G&Z a lot more when the B's are in the playoffs, because I can't stand 4 hours of incessant NBA slobbering from ESPN and FOX Sports radio. It angers me.

Such is life of a hockey fan stuck in South Florida.


Well part of your opinion is based on what you can get.

I need to be able to set the radio on a station, set it on the floor of the job site and leave it there. I don't have the internet at work.

I understand the "hockey talk" thing and sure...it seems silly. But then once you start to look deeper into radio politics it becomes laughable to choose sides.

____________________________________________________________
THAT BEING SAID...
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I hope the B's bring the thunder that this evening storm has brought to the Boston area tonight.
 
2013-06-17 07:35:26 PM
Soon!  www.size12.com
 
2013-06-17 07:35:42 PM

buckeyebrain: desertgeek: skinink: keylock71: Just realized the NHL Network is free for the Finals, apparently... Nice.

But I don't have Cable, so I can't watch the Bruins. Even in Boston!!!! Can't they simulcast these games on NBC in Boston at least?

They really should do that. It's not like they're going to hurt attendance by doing that.

Bill Wirtz rises from the grave to vehemently disagree with you.


You know when it comes to hated owners in hockey it's really hard to pick between Wirtz and Ballard some times.  Ballard ruined his team to satisfy his ego, Wirts ruined his and thought he was doing the right thing.
 
2013-06-17 07:35:50 PM

dustygrimp: Science_Guy_3.14159: what_now: Can we just get a game that ends during regulation? If my city has to go through 7 overtime games, we're going to need more coffee.

This! I don't know anyone that stayed up for all of game 1, I bet some of the players were sleeping towards the end.

Hi science guy. I'm dustygrimp. Now you know someone who watched all of game 1.


I still can't believe I made 64 comments in a single thread.
 
2013-06-17 07:36:14 PM
I'm going to be at work until around 9:00pm. You guys are going to have to drink extra to make up for me.
/Please let there be bonus hockey tonight
 
2013-06-17 07:36:28 PM

Science_Guy_3.14159: what_now: Can we just get a game that ends during regulation? If my city has to go through 7 overtime games, we're going to need more coffee.

This! I don't know anyone that stayed up for all of game 1, I bet some of the players were sleeping towards the end.


This guy stayed up for the whole thing.
 
2013-06-17 07:36:35 PM
I'm gonna say Boston 3-1 with the game being clinched on an ENG.
 
2013-06-17 07:37:18 PM

buckeyebrain: I still can't believe I made 64 comments in a single thread.


I was down to less than 200 comments in the last 15 days before hockey playoffs started. Now I'm pushing 400.
 
2013-06-17 07:37:35 PM

Flappyhead: buckeyebrain: desertgeek: skinink: keylock71: Just realized the NHL Network is free for the Finals, apparently... Nice.

But I don't have Cable, so I can't watch the Bruins. Even in Boston!!!! Can't they simulcast these games on NBC in Boston at least?

They really should do that. It's not like they're going to hurt attendance by doing that.

Bill Wirtz rises from the grave to vehemently disagree with you.

You know when it comes to hated owners in hockey it's really hard to pick between Wirtz and Ballard some times.  Ballard ruined his team to satisfy his ego, Wirts ruined his and thought he was doing the right thing.


Ballard was more of a general asshole, though (ask people that worked for him, ask the Tiger-Cats, ask the Beatles and their fans, etc.)
 
2013-06-17 07:38:53 PM

buckeyebrain: Flappyhead: buckeyebrain: desertgeek: skinink: keylock71: Just realized the NHL Network is free for the Finals, apparently... Nice.

But I don't have Cable, so I can't watch the Bruins. Even in Boston!!!! Can't they simulcast these games on NBC in Boston at least?

They really should do that. It's not like they're going to hurt attendance by doing that.

Bill Wirtz rises from the grave to vehemently disagree with you.

You know when it comes to hated owners in hockey it's really hard to pick between Wirtz and Ballard some times.  Ballard ruined his team to satisfy his ego, Wirts ruined his and thought he was doing the right thing.

Ballard was more of a general asshole, though (ask people that worked for him, ask the Tiger-Cats, ask the Beatles and their fans, etc.)


That I will not argue.  Still can't believe he torched The Gondola.
 
2013-06-17 07:39:09 PM
I think Chara and Jagr score just for pucks and giggles.
At least one fight tonight.
Go bruins.
 
2013-06-17 07:39:25 PM

Science_Guy_3.14159: I don't know anyone that stayed up for all of game 1,


I made it through the game but it was the first time I had to go to bed before the post-game show was over.
 
2013-06-17 07:40:34 PM

Fochstockings: Science_Guy_3.14159: what_now: Can we just get a game that ends during regulation? If my city has to go through 7 overtime games, we're going to need more coffee.

This! I don't know anyone that stayed up for all of game 1, I bet some of the players were sleeping towards the end.

This guy stayed up for the whole thing.


Not difficult on the west coast. But hell, I'll be up at God knows what hour to watch the Sochi games next year - if the NHL/NHLPA don't bugger it up.
 
2013-06-17 07:40:39 PM
I can't google the right things to hear the rest of Seguin mic'd up during the last game. I can only find his reaction to the overtime goal.

Shouldn't there just be a tab on NHL.com that lets you listen to their mic'd up segments? Or am I missing that as well?
 
2013-06-17 07:41:05 PM

SevenSeven: I think Chara and Jagr score just for pucks and giggles.
At least one fight tonight.
Go bruins.


Western conference teams don't know how to fight. Boston gets a double minor for roughing, Chicago gets a minor because they have to call something even though the guy just turtled.
 
2013-06-17 07:46:06 PM

Donnchadha: SevenSeven: I think Chara and Jagr score just for pucks and giggles.
At least one fight tonight.
Go bruins.

Western conference teams don't know how to fight. Boston gets a double minor for roughing, Chicago gets a minor because they have to call something even though the guy just turtled.


Funny how it's always some 4th liner that always wants to fight the other team's top-minute defenseman, and then they claim the other team won't fight.
 
2013-06-17 07:46:29 PM

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: But hell, I'll be up at God knows what hour to watch the Sochi games next year - if the NHL/NHLPA don't bugger it up.


They won't bugger it up. Putin will probably pay to make sure that doesn't happen, like he has with everything else related to Sochi 2014.
 
2013-06-17 07:47:23 PM
 
2013-06-17 07:49:06 PM
Drinking at the bar. I'll be quiet tonight.Enjoy your peace and solitude, hockey farkers.

/one shot of Jameson please.
 
2013-06-17 07:49:24 PM
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2013-06-17 07:51:06 PM
There won't be any of this tonight

/thank good
 
2013-06-17 07:51:40 PM

irishman4: Jaromir Jagr's favorite player growing up was Jaromir Jagr

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Saw that the other night, it was awesome. The guy before him also said Jagr. It's got to be a bit strange playing alongside guys who idolized you growing up.
 
2013-06-17 07:51:55 PM

irishman4: There won't be any of this tonight

/thank good


He's about as good as the organist in Chicago.
 
2013-06-17 07:52:54 PM

Polish Hussar: irishman4: Jaromir Jagr's favorite player growing up was Jaromir Jagr

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Saw that the other night, it was awesome. The guy before him also said Jagr. It's got to be a bit strange playing alongside guys who idolized you growing up.


And Jagr's was playing with himself before Krecji was born!
 
2013-06-17 07:54:53 PM
Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?
 
2013-06-17 07:59:27 PM

JosephFinn: Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?


Any good?  I'm the best there is baby!

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Seriously though, Rene is the best.
 
2013-06-17 08:00:10 PM

JosephFinn: Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?


No but you can use his nose to calibrate the purple level on your tv.
 
2013-06-17 08:00:51 PM
News: AV coaching contract with NYR, 5 years, total $10 million
 
2013-06-17 08:02:04 PM
And, dear God, Tort's got a 2nd interview in Vancouver.
 
2013-06-17 08:02:36 PM
I don't want another Boston bombing victim dropping the puck. Beginning to feel a little exploitive.
 
2013-06-17 08:02:45 PM

soopey: JosephFinn: Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?

No but you can use his nose to calibrate the purple level on your tv.


Shout your whore mouth! Renee is horribly awesome and he's OUR horribly awesome!
 
2013-06-17 08:03:04 PM

JosephFinn: Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?


some people think so.
I am not one of those people..

he's a sharp dresser though!
 
2013-06-17 08:03:09 PM

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: And, dear God, Tort's got a 2nd interview in Vancouver.


Please god let that happen...
 
2013-06-17 08:03:22 PM

sk8r: I don't want another Boston bombing victim dropping the puck. Beginning to feel a little exploitive.


You're not going to like the banner captain, then.
 
2013-06-17 08:03:23 PM

JosephFinn: Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?


This could end up being a trick question again, as they might go ahead and have the crowd sing it....
 
2013-06-17 08:03:30 PM

JosephFinn: Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?


He's a local icon but he sucks. Rene Rancourt. Look for the fist pumps. The o/u is 2.

Csb: Rene Rancourt was banned from the grocery store I worked at as a teen because he has sticky fingers./csb
 
2013-06-17 08:03:30 PM

soopey: JosephFinn: Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?

No but you can use his nose to calibrate the purple level on your tv.


are you high? rene is the best in the business. take notes.
 
2013-06-17 08:03:36 PM

swankywanky: JosephFinn: Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?

Any good?  I'm the best there is baby!

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Seriously though, Rene is the best.


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2013-06-17 08:03:44 PM
And here we go
 
2013-06-17 08:04:25 PM
Emergency here folks.  I need an online stream.  Links please???
 
2013-06-17 08:05:16 PM

HeathenHealer: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: And, dear God, Tort's got a 2nd interview in Vancouver.

Please god let that happen...


Apparently, the subject of "media relations" was discussed at length.
 
2013-06-17 08:05:46 PM

Fochstockings: sk8r: I don't want another Boston bombing victim dropping the puck. Beginning to feel a little exploitive.

You're not going to like the banner captain, then.


Oh, no way!  When do we stop wheeling people out to rally the crowd.
 
2013-06-17 08:06:25 PM

HeathenHealer: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: And, dear God, Tort's got a 2nd interview in Vancouver.

Please god let that happen...


so very this, I might almost feel sorry for Nuc's fans by this time next year though...
almost.
 
2013-06-17 08:07:12 PM

sk8r: Fochstockings: sk8r: I don't want another Boston bombing victim dropping the puck. Beginning to feel a little exploitive.

You're not going to like the banner captain, then.

Oh, no way!  When do we stop wheeling people out to rally the crowd.


Unless we are bringing out the cop who was shot by his own men.  He kinda deserves a good Stanley Cup Final game.
 
2013-06-17 08:07:17 PM

sk8r: Fochstockings: sk8r: I don't want another Boston bombing victim dropping the puck. Beginning to feel a little exploitive.

You're not going to like the banner captain, then.

Oh, no way!  When do we stop wheeling people out to rally the crowd.


After we win the cup again.

For game 4, I hear they are wheeling out Mayor Menino's prostate.
 
2013-06-17 08:07:38 PM

sk8r: Fochstockings: sk8r: I don't want another Boston bombing victim dropping the puck. Beginning to feel a little exploitive.

You're not going to like the banner captain, then.

Oh, no way!  When do we stop wheeling people out to rally the crowd.


im gonna go ahead and guess you're not from around boston, or new york even. probably not even near a city, but i am just guessing.
 
2013-06-17 08:07:43 PM
Hossa is a scratch for tonight.
 
2013-06-17 08:07:53 PM
tonight's beverages of choice

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www.ommegang.com

www.somethingtocroweabout.com
 
2013-06-17 08:08:00 PM
Blackhawks 3-4 on the road, Bruins 7-2 at home.
Blackhawks 0-3 in Game 3, Bruins 3-0.
 
2013-06-17 08:08:36 PM

sk8r: sk8r: Fochstockings: sk8r: I don't want another Boston bombing victim dropping the puck. Beginning to feel a little exploitive.

You're not going to like the banner captain, then.

Oh, no way!  When do we stop wheeling people out to rally the crowd.

Unless we are bringing out the cop who was shot by his own men.  He kinda deserves a good Stanley Cup Final game.


He was the banner captain for game 3 against Pittsburgh.
 
2013-06-17 08:09:26 PM

irishman4: sk8r: Fochstockings: sk8r: I don't want another Boston bombing victim dropping the puck. Beginning to feel a little exploitive.

You're not going to like the banner captain, then.

Oh, no way!  When do we stop wheeling people out to rally the crowd.

im gonna go ahead and guess you're not from around boston, or new york even. probably not even near a city, but i am just guessing.


Near Boston.
 
2013-06-17 08:10:03 PM

Fochstockings: sk8r: sk8r: Fochstockings: sk8r: I don't want another Boston bombing victim dropping the puck. Beginning to feel a little exploitive.

You're not going to like the banner captain, then.

Oh, no way!  When do we stop wheeling people out to rally the crowd.

Unless we are bringing out the cop who was shot by his own men.  He kinda deserves a good Stanley Cup Final game.

He was the banner captain for game 3 against Pittsburgh.


Good.
 
2013-06-17 08:10:33 PM
Which Bruin did they just say might be injured?
 
2013-06-17 08:10:40 PM

irishman4: soopey: JosephFinn: Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?

No but you can use his nose to calibrate the purple level on your tv.

are you high? rene is the best in the business. take notes.


No but I have been drinking. He's ok.
 
2013-06-17 08:12:15 PM

sk8r: irishman4: sk8r: Fochstockings: sk8r: I don't want another Boston bombing victim dropping the puck. Beginning to feel a little exploitive.

You're not going to like the banner captain, then.

Oh, no way!  When do we stop wheeling people out to rally the crowd.

im gonna go ahead and guess you're not from around boston, or new york even. probably not even near a city, but i am just guessing.

Near Boston.


In my 43 years, I have NEVER seen the city of Boston (and indeed, MA) come together like we did following the marathon bombing. I am the most cynical of cynics, but I am totally ok with first victims and first responders being recognized for their trauma/efforts that week.
 
2013-06-17 08:12:18 PM

HoleChicken: Which Bruin did they just say might be injured?


Chara, from a collision with Lucic earlier today.
 
2013-06-17 08:12:21 PM

Fochstockings: sk8r: Fochstockings: sk8r: I don't want another Boston bombing victim dropping the puck. Beginning to feel a little exploitive.

You're not going to like the banner captain, then.

Oh, no way!  When do we stop wheeling people out to rally the crowd.

After we win the cup again.

For game 4, I hear they are wheeling out Mayor Menino's prostate.


Good name for a band or a Fark handle
 
2013-06-17 08:12:40 PM

jaylectricity: HoleChicken: Which Bruin did they just say might be injured?

Chara, from a collision with Lucic earlier today.


Faaaaaaaaark
 
2013-06-17 08:12:47 PM

HoleChicken: Which Bruin did they just say might be injured?


Chara, took a dump in pregame skate.
 
2013-06-17 08:12:50 PM
Hossa evidently hurt himself during warmups.
 
2013-06-17 08:13:43 PM
i19.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-17 08:14:04 PM
Chara injured before the game even starts?

Updates?
 
2013-06-17 08:15:09 PM

WhiskeySticks: HoleChicken: Which Bruin did they just say might be injured?

Chara, took a dump in pregame skate.


Okay - locker room pranks are funny, but that's going a bit far.
 
2013-06-17 08:15:46 PM

KrozFan: Chara injured before the game even starts?

Updates?


Wtf? Seriously? Shiat Shiat Shiat Shiat Shiat.
 
2013-06-17 08:16:22 PM

what_now: Can we just get a game that ends during regulation? If my city has to go through 7 overtime games, we're going to need more coffee.


Is that why they're moving a team to Seattle?

/fark my day so far
//Hawks, do the continent of Australia a favour and brighten it, 'kay?
 
2013-06-17 08:16:33 PM

JT_Goalie: tonight's beverages of choice

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[www.ommegang.com image 304x506]

[www.somethingtocroweabout.com image 478x640]



i36.photobucket.com

www.stonebrewing.com
 
2013-06-17 08:16:49 PM

Fochstockings: sk8r: irishman4: sk8r: Fochstockings: sk8r: I don't want another Boston bombing victim dropping the puck. Beginning to feel a little exploitive.

You're not going to like the banner captain, then.

Oh, no way!  When do we stop wheeling people out to rally the crowd.

im gonna go ahead and guess you're not from around boston, or new york even. probably not even near a city, but i am just guessing.

Near Boston.

In my 43 years, I have NEVER seen the city of Boston (and indeed, MA) come together like we did following the marathon bombing. I am the most cynical of cynics, but I am totally ok with first victims and first responders being recognized for their trauma/efforts that week.


I just want them to have the same level of support 6 and 12 months+  down the road.  I work with the chronically ill in home settings and I see the levels of community support go downhill over the months and years.
 
2013-06-17 08:17:05 PM
Naoko says no lineup changes for Boston.  Blackhawks scratch Marian Hossa. Ben Smith is in. Also Stalberg in, Bollig out.
 
2013-06-17 08:17:08 PM

soopey: KrozFan: Chara injured before the game even starts?

Updates?

Wtf? Seriously? Shiat Shiat Shiat Shiat Shiat.


Joe Haggerty @HackswithHaggs 56s
Zdeno Chara and Milan Lucic bumped into each other, and Chara left the ice early. But he's in the B's lineup submitted to NHL #BruinsTalk
 
2013-06-17 08:17:16 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Chicago sucks *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*


That's probably why they made that early playoff exit that you predicted so confidently, right?
 
2013-06-17 08:17:39 PM

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Donnchadha: SevenSeven: I think Chara and Jagr score just for pucks and giggles.
At least one fight tonight.
Go bruins.

Western conference teams don't know how to fight. Boston gets a double minor for roughing, Chicago gets a minor because they have to call something even though the guy just turtled.

Funny how it's always some 4th liner that always wants to fight the other team's top-minute defenseman, and then they claim the other team won't fight.


I was more pointing out that the Western Conference has a grand total of ZERO fighting majors in this year's playoffs.
 
2013-06-17 08:17:43 PM
RT @YahooSportsNHL: Wow. Marian Hossa's out for the Hawks tonight. Huge loss for Chicago. No word yet on what the problem is.
 
2013-06-17 08:18:14 PM

KrozFan: Chara injured before the game even starts?

Updates?


Fark you.
 
2013-06-17 08:18:42 PM
Chara is playing.  Phew.
 
2013-06-17 08:19:35 PM
Chara is there...Hossa is not.
 
2013-06-17 08:19:43 PM
Chara playing for Boston, Hossa out for Chicago
 
2013-06-17 08:20:10 PM
Dr. Who in the lineup for Chicago?

/I play hockey now. Hockey players are cool.
//Wouldn't he already know who wins?
 
2013-06-17 08:20:12 PM

HoleChicken: Chara playing for Boston, Hossa out for Chicago


should be a good game
 
2013-06-17 08:20:33 PM
Stand for Rene
 
2013-06-17 08:20:46 PM
Purple nose!
 
2013-06-17 08:20:58 PM
Ouch.  He's a little rough tonight.  Wouldn't have anyone else!!!
 
2013-06-17 08:21:09 PM
OK Rene, I want at least 4 fist pumps tonight.
 
2013-06-17 08:21:24 PM
See Chicago, that's how you pay respect during the anthem.
 
2013-06-17 08:21:28 PM
Well, look at that. A city that doesn't try to drown out the anthem with clapping and yelling. How novel.
 
2013-06-17 08:21:31 PM
Rene's voice positively warbles.
 
2013-06-17 08:21:45 PM
Rene is the best part of Bruins hockey according to your great Aunt.
 
2013-06-17 08:21:45 PM
I'm getting to be early tonight.

Bruins win, 5-1.
 
2013-06-17 08:21:47 PM
That singers horrible.
 
2013-06-17 08:22:09 PM
Only 12 key changes!  I love Rene!
 
2013-06-17 08:22:17 PM
i keep my hat on whenever rene sings.  its just so god damned awful i think hes a terrorist.
 
2013-06-17 08:22:26 PM
3 FISTPUMPS!
 
2013-06-17 08:22:30 PM
3! Who had the over?
 
2013-06-17 08:22:39 PM
Blackhawks fans in the stands all have a severe WTF? look after that...performance.
 
2013-06-17 08:22:52 PM
THREE! THREE FIST PUMPS AH-AH-AH!
 
2013-06-17 08:22:56 PM
I don't think anyone could ever get sick of Rene
 
2013-06-17 08:23:03 PM
WTF, flies everywhere.
 
2013-06-17 08:23:05 PM
Is there a beehive near the overhead camera?
 
2013-06-17 08:23:09 PM
Nice flies
 
2013-06-17 08:23:09 PM
Game on
 
2013-06-17 08:23:39 PM
i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-17 08:23:51 PM
Seriously, does that singer have blackmail photos of the owner?
 
2013-06-17 08:23:57 PM

Fochstockings: Dr. Who in the lineup for Chicago?

/I play hockey now. Hockey players are cool.
//Wouldn't he already know who wins?


Ohhhh BEN Smith. I coulda sworn he said Matt Smith.
 
2013-06-17 08:24:04 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-06-17 08:25:49 PM
TD Garden way too quiet.
 
2013-06-17 08:27:35 PM

Fochstockings: TD Garden way too quiet.


you're at the wrong Garden
 
2013-06-17 08:27:42 PM
Is it too early to call bonus hockey?  Fark it, I'm calling it anyway.

/I'm usually wrong
//hope there is
///sharks in 6
 
2013-06-17 08:28:00 PM
Looks like the Bruins were watching some videotape - they're picking off the clearout attempts.
 
2013-06-17 08:28:05 PM
i184.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-17 08:28:18 PM
Woooooooooo!!!  H-O-CKEY!
 
2013-06-17 08:28:24 PM

JT_Goalie: Fochstockings: TD Garden way too quiet.

you're at the wrong Garden


Wish I were there. This is the issue with the delay between seeing and posting. They've picked it up!
 
2013-06-17 08:28:39 PM

JT_Goalie: Fochstockings: TD Garden way too quiet.

you're at the wrong Garden


who's where, now?
 
2013-06-17 08:29:13 PM
Pevs shouldn't bother carrying a stick.
 
2013-06-17 08:29:14 PM

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Looks like the Bruins were watching some videotape - they're picking off the clearout attempts.


from the 1990 blackhawks?
 
2013-06-17 08:29:19 PM

dustygrimp: JosephFinn: Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?

He's a local icon but he sucks. Rene Rancourt. Look for the fist pumps. The o/u is 2.

Csb: Rene Rancourt was banned from the grocery store I worked at as a teen because he has sticky fingers./csb


sticky fingers like eats a few grapes he doesnt pay for while shopping or sticky fingers like fills his pockets with crap?
 
2013-06-17 08:29:31 PM
Nice point blank save by Crawford
 
2013-06-17 08:30:36 PM
I think that Emrick is perpetually about 3 seconds from having an orgasm whenever Boston is in the offensive zone. He was close to strangling himself there.
 
2013-06-17 08:30:53 PM
Somone get a farking can of Raid.
 
2013-06-17 08:30:59 PM

Fochstockings: Wish I were there.


don't we all...buddy from my Friday morning pickup skate had tix, but sold them instead...

/bastard
 
2013-06-17 08:31:03 PM

andychrist420: Is it too early to call bonus hockey?  Fark it, I'm calling it anyway.

/I'm usually wrong
//hope there is
///sharks in 6


go home Andy, you're drunk...

/me too, hope wise
//go Leafs!
 
2013-06-17 08:31:19 PM

mikaloyd: dustygrimp: JosephFinn: Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?

He's a local icon but he sucks. Rene Rancourt. Look for the fist pumps. The o/u is 2.

Csb: Rene Rancourt was banned from the grocery store I worked at as a teen because he has sticky fingers./csb

sticky fingers like eats a few grapes he doesnt pay for while shopping or sticky fingers like fills his pockets with crap?


or sticky fingers like jerking off in the deli?
 
2013-06-17 08:32:57 PM

mikaloyd: dustygrimp: JosephFinn: Is the Anthem singer for Boston any good?

He's a local icon but he sucks. Rene Rancourt. Look for the fist pumps. The o/u is 2.

Csb: Rene Rancourt was banned from the grocery store I worked at as a teen because he has sticky fingers./csb

sticky fingers like eats a few grapes he doesnt pay for while shopping or sticky fingers like fills his pockets with crap?


The latter. Not quite Pinto in Animal House but that's the idea.
 
2013-06-17 08:32:58 PM
Late to the shindig, I hate it when that happens!

imageshack.us
 
2013-06-17 08:33:04 PM
Digging this so far.
 
2013-06-17 08:34:06 PM
Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?
 
2013-06-17 08:34:36 PM
Flutterball?
I think you knuckleball.
 
2013-06-17 08:35:18 PM
Good lord the ice is bad.
 
2013-06-17 08:35:19 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Flutterball?
I think you knuckleball.


It's Knucklepuck time!!!
 
2013-06-17 08:35:20 PM
imageshack.us
I had to buy groceries and missed the 1st qrtr!!!
 
2013-06-17 08:35:35 PM

Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?


Earguy!
 
2013-06-17 08:35:54 PM

Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?


It isn't hockey without you!
 
2013-06-17 08:36:11 PM

Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?


you goddamn know it is
 
2013-06-17 08:36:22 PM
I'm getting a multi-OT vibe from this game.
 
2013-06-17 08:36:23 PM

sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!


Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.
 
2013-06-17 08:37:00 PM

Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?


Well, there is a mom joke there, but really, this is a collection of sports posting Illuminati anyway.
 
2013-06-17 08:37:20 PM
This is why they should start the seaon earlier. If the final was in april, there would be no compitition with the nba, and the ice and pucks would be alot harder and sharper. Better all around
 
2013-06-17 08:37:32 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 460x321]
I had to buy groceries and missed the 1st qrtr!!!


This isnt soccer man! There are no quarters in hockey!
 
2013-06-17 08:37:52 PM
Reports that Chara has gone down the tunnel. No BS.
 
2013-06-17 08:38:00 PM

Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.


Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.


imageshack.us
 
2013-06-17 08:38:42 PM
Refs are letting them play. Hawks with a tenacious forecheck so far.
 
2013-06-17 08:39:14 PM

jaylectricity: buckeyebrain: I still can't believe I made 64 comments in a single thread.

I was down to less than 200 comments in the last 15 days before hockey playoffs started. Now I'm pushing 400.


How do you guys determine that....I'd live/hate to see how many posts I make in certain threads.
 
2013-06-17 08:39:40 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

[imageshack.us image 500x716]


Classic picture.  I have a couple pages bookmarked that have many more shots of her.  Maybe I'll break that out tonight.
 
2013-06-17 08:39:52 PM
Hawks get a power fail opportunity!
 
2013-06-17 08:40:00 PM
Hockey?
Hockey!
 
2013-06-17 08:40:05 PM

soopey: Refs are letting them play


not anymore
 
2013-06-17 08:40:05 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

[imageshack.us image 500x716]


Wow! My foobies feel inadequate. She's enough to make me bat for the other team.
 
2013-06-17 08:40:25 PM
Paging Jay Pandolfo. Paging Jay Pandolfo.
 
2013-06-17 08:40:52 PM

fatalvenom: jaylectricity: buckeyebrain: I still can't believe I made 64 comments in a single thread.

I was down to less than 200 comments in the last 15 days before hockey playoffs started. Now I'm pushing 400.

How do you guys determine that....I'd live/hate to see how many posts I make in certain threads.


I don't keep total-of-all-the-threads, but you can get from each individual thread with the myFark button.
 
2013-06-17 08:40:58 PM
"RT @FriedgeHNIC: Glenn Healy says Chara needed stitches in back of head after pre-game collision with Lucic. Most dangerous warmup ever.
by Joe McDonald via twitter 8:40 PM"
 
2013-06-17 08:41:07 PM
CHI PP sucks so bad, it's worth taking a few penalties to get them looking over their shoulders.
 
2013-06-17 08:41:26 PM

sk8r: Wow! My foobies feel inadequate. She's enough to make me bat for the other team.


let me be the judge of that

/EIP
//you'll get something in return
 
2013-06-17 08:41:27 PM

Earguy: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

[imageshack.us image 500x716]

Classic picture.  I have a couple pages bookmarked that have many more shots of her.  Maybe I'll break that out tonight.


Save em, let's go elsewhere, it's only game 3.
 
2013-06-17 08:41:27 PM

sk8r: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

[imageshack.us image 500x716]

Wow! My foobies feel inadequate. She's enough to make me bat for the other team.


Can we watch?
 
2013-06-17 08:41:36 PM

Fochstockings: Paging Jay Pandolfo. Paging Jay Pandolfo.


shiat...or the angry one-eyed Swede.

As much as I was a Latvian-homer for the Dog man...he has sucked ASS.
 
2013-06-17 08:42:25 PM

buckeyebrain: fatalvenom: jaylectricity: buckeyebrain: I still can't believe I made 64 comments in a single thread.

I was down to less than 200 comments in the last 15 days before hockey playoffs started. Now I'm pushing 400.

How do you guys determine that....I'd live/hate to see how many posts I make in certain threads.

I don't keep total-of-all-the-threads, but you can get from each individual thread with the myFark button.


Thank you, Sir.
 
2013-06-17 08:42:29 PM
Painfully pathetic piss poor power play presently plops.
 
2013-06-17 08:42:39 PM

sk8r: Wow! My foobies feel inadequate. She's enough to make me bat for the other team.


If you think your foobies feel inadequate, may I offer a second opinion?
 
2013-06-17 08:42:41 PM
wow daughavins. get the fark out of here. 3/1 and you go offsides
 
2013-06-17 08:42:41 PM
Daugavins...what the hell...
 
2013-06-17 08:42:56 PM
jesus what a waste! 3-on-1 and he can't handle the puck into the zone.
 
2013-06-17 08:42:58 PM

fatalvenom: Fochstockings: Paging Jay Pandolfo. Paging Jay Pandolfo.

shiat...or the angry one-eyed Swede.

As much as I was a Latvian-homer for the Dog man...he has sucked ASS.


Right on cue...
 
2013-06-17 08:43:06 PM

fatalvenom: jaylectricity: buckeyebrain: I still can't believe I made 64 comments in a single thread.

I was down to less than 200 comments in the last 15 days before hockey playoffs started. Now I'm pushing 400.

How do you guys determine that....I'd live/hate to see how many posts I make in certain threads.


my fark page, recent tab, scary really... for the record I only had 37 in the game one thread
 
2013-06-17 08:43:09 PM
I got elbowed in the the head for THAT?
 
2013-06-17 08:43:29 PM

buckeyebrain: sk8r: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

[imageshack.us image 500x716]

Wow! My foobies feel inadequate. She's enough to make me bat for the other team.

Can we watch?


Aw, you guys are such pervs. Must be why I love all of you.

No, you can't watch!
 
2013-06-17 08:44:20 PM
When did we get Blake Wheeler back?
 
2013-06-17 08:44:34 PM

sk8r: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

[imageshack.us image 500x716]

Wow! My foobies feel inadequate. She's enough to make me bat for the other team.


Go on ...
 
2013-06-17 08:44:43 PM
Joe Haggerty @HackswithHaggs
Bruins have now killed 23 straight PPs dating back to the New York Rangers series in the second round. CHI helping by being bad
 
2013-06-17 08:46:14 PM

Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: Fochstockings: Paging Jay Pandolfo. Paging Jay Pandolfo.

shiat...or the angry one-eyed Swede.

As much as I was a Latvian-homer for the Dog man...he has sucked ASS.

Right on cue...


No shiat. The one time in my life I get a fellow countryman to play for the team I root for, he looks like me on the ice.

Fark.
 
2013-06-17 08:46:53 PM

fatalvenom: Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: Fochstockings: Paging Jay Pandolfo. Paging Jay Pandolfo.

shiat...or the angry one-eyed Swede.

As much as I was a Latvian-homer for the Dog man...he has sucked ASS.

Right on cue...

No shiat. The one time in my life I get a fellow countryman to play for the team I root for, he looks like me on the ice.

Fark.


You would've scored.
 
2013-06-17 08:46:54 PM
gotta time the chinese food order to go pickup between periods
 
2013-06-17 08:47:07 PM
Should be a two minute Penalty on nbc for too much Pierre.
 
2013-06-17 08:47:37 PM

Fochstockings: fatalvenom: Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: Fochstockings: Paging Jay Pandolfo. Paging Jay Pandolfo.

shiat...or the angry one-eyed Swede.

As much as I was a Latvian-homer for the Dog man...he has sucked ASS.

Right on cue...

No shiat. The one time in my life I get a fellow countryman to play for the team I root for, he looks like me on the ice.

Fark.

You would've scored.


Heh...probably. I used to have a pretty above average backhand for a defenseman.
 
2013-06-17 08:47:39 PM
CRAWSOME with the save!
 
2013-06-17 08:47:58 PM

soopey: Should be a two minute Penalty on nbc for too much Pierre.


THIS! Trying to get #ShutUpPierre trending on Twitter.
 
2013-06-17 08:48:21 PM

soopey: Should be a two minute Penalty on nbc for too much Pierre.


If I could vote smart and funny for this post on my phone...I would.
 
2013-06-17 08:48:39 PM

soopey: Should be a two minute Penalty on nbc for too much Pierre.


That's a game misconduct and a Shanaban in my book.
 
2013-06-17 08:48:42 PM

JT_Goalie: gotta time the chinese food order to go pickup between periods


hockey people problems
 
2013-06-17 08:49:34 PM
PP boston safe for 2 minutes
 
2013-06-17 08:49:48 PM
Another powerplay for Chicago? Really?  Even a blind pig scores a goal once and a while.

/Unless that pig is named Daugavins.
 
2013-06-17 08:50:09 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: JT_Goalie: gotta time the chinese food order to go pickup between periods

hockey people problems


Oh, boy, I mentioned Chinese food in the last hockey game, and it started a whole foodie undercurrent in the thread.  Don't start that again!
 
2013-06-17 08:50:14 PM
Dammit Thornton.  Between that and Daugavins being awful, looks like we're playing 3 lines again tonight.... hope it doesn't go to overtime.
 
2013-06-17 08:50:54 PM
Another power fail on tap!
 
2013-06-17 08:51:26 PM

TeddyBallGame: Not sure if any other New Englanders caught Don Cherry on WEEI this morning but he was as awesome as usual.


Were they actually talking about sports on WEEI?  Or did Cherry come around to complain about Obama taking all his guns?
 
2013-06-17 08:51:40 PM

Earguy: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

Fochstockings: sk8r: Earguy: Hey y'all, is this where the fun is?

It isn't hockey without you!

Well, it is hockey. Just not enough foobies.

[imageshack.us image 500x716]

Classic picture.  I have a couple pages bookmarked that have many more shots of her.  Maybe I'll break that out tonight.


Is there a name to go with those twins btw?  I've seen that shot a lot but have never found out who she is.
 
2013-06-17 08:52:04 PM
Too much family in the room to be cruising the 'net for random pretty girls.  I'll post some later.

In the meantime, just enjoy my company and incisive analysis.
 
2013-06-17 08:52:05 PM
almost a shawty!!

and again!!
 
2013-06-17 08:52:07 PM
how did that not go in?!?

And Crawford...twice...

AAAAAAAAA
 
2013-06-17 08:52:12 PM
Ballsy move by Crawford
 
2013-06-17 08:52:14 PM
WHAT CHAOS!

I know these teams have weak power plays, but that's farking terrible
 
2013-06-17 08:52:21 PM
Jeebus, the Hawks "power" play is getting even worse if that's possible.
 
2013-06-17 08:52:26 PM
WTF  We can't score when the goalie dives into the parking lot?!
 
2013-06-17 08:52:26 PM
Penalty for being ginger
 
2013-06-17 08:52:30 PM
He totally should have pulled a Lucic.
 
2013-06-17 08:52:33 PM
Well, the cat won't be making an appearance for the rest of the game.
 
2013-06-17 08:52:53 PM
Effin' great farkn Hockey!!
 
2013-06-17 08:53:04 PM

Flappyhead: Earguy: 

Classic picture.  I have a couple pages bookmarked that have many more shots of her.  Maybe I'll break that out tonight.

Is there a name to go with those twins btw?  I've seen that shot a lot but have never found out who she is.


The sites I have that have more from the series are all in Russian.
 
2013-06-17 08:53:19 PM
Now the Bruins are just messing with us.
 
2013-06-17 08:53:30 PM
And lost at the goal...
 
2013-06-17 08:53:45 PM
Chicago PP....3 Boston scoring chances.
 
2013-06-17 08:53:48 PM
You've gotta be farking kidding. The Hawks would be better off declining penalties if that were allowed.
 
2013-06-17 08:53:57 PM
Marshmont is a douche.
 
2013-06-17 08:53:57 PM
You know how you know your power play sucks? When the other team gets 3 rushes
 
2013-06-17 08:54:00 PM
Doc entering puberty - again.
 
2013-06-17 08:54:02 PM

Earguy: Lt. Cheese Weasel: JT_Goalie: gotta time the chinese food order to go pickup between periods

hockey people problems

Oh, boy, I mentioned Chinese food in the last hockey game, and it started a whole foodie undercurrent in the thread.  Don't start that again!

Three things people need
Eating Farking and hockey
 
2013-06-17 08:54:47 PM

Fochstockings: Well, the cat won't be making an appearance for the rest of the game.


last time the cat was on the wife's lap when the Bruins scored, I wound up in the doghouse because she was clawed in, umm, tender places
 
2013-06-17 08:54:54 PM
Good job Marchand, injure one of your own guys.
 
2013-06-17 08:55:08 PM

fatalvenom: Marshmont is a douche.


www.puckedinthehead.com
 
2013-06-17 08:55:13 PM

fatalvenom: Marshmont is a douche.


imageshack.us
 
2013-06-17 08:55:20 PM
WHY NO SHOOT PUCK?!
 
2013-06-17 08:55:41 PM
New game plan. Take penalties.

Is there a  force field in front of that net?  Because the goalie certainly isn't there. If I were a CHI fan I'd have a MI.
 
2013-06-17 08:55:43 PM

Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: Marshmont is a douche.


Ha.
 
2013-06-17 08:55:54 PM
That was a great Bruins power play. LOL.
 
2013-06-17 08:56:15 PM
David Stern called. Only penalties called on Boston tonight.
 
2013-06-17 08:56:22 PM

JT_Goalie: Fochstockings: Well, the cat won't be making an appearance for the rest of the game.

last time the cat was on the wife's lap when the Bruins scored, I wound up in the doghouse because she was clawed in, umm, tender places


Pussy on pussy violence?

/Oof. May have had too much to drink already!
 
2013-06-17 08:56:35 PM

Earguy: Too much family in the room to be cruising the 'net for random pretty girls.  I'll post some later.

In the meantime, just enjoy my company and incisive analysis.


Well, I guess this one time....lol
 
2013-06-17 08:56:43 PM
How have the Bruins NOT scored?
 
sn0
2013-06-17 08:56:47 PM
Is there a punishment for intentionally breaking your stick off the bench like that? I know in some leagues there is.
 
2013-06-17 08:56:50 PM
Ugh. The Hawks look like a Pee-Wee team on the ice.

/wake the fark up guys
 
2013-06-17 08:56:51 PM
Well this game is getting interesting....
 
2013-06-17 08:56:52 PM
Just hopped on a stream in some foreign language.  Hooray no more Pierre!!!
 
2013-06-17 08:57:15 PM

soopey: David Stern called. Only penalties called on Boston tonight.


You mad?
 
2013-06-17 08:57:32 PM

soopey: David Stern called. Only penalties called on Boston tonight.


Well, Buttman is a deciple of Stern.
 
2013-06-17 08:57:37 PM
What I can't believe is that the score is still 0-0.
 
2013-06-17 08:57:38 PM

soopey: David Stern called. Only penalties called on Boston tonight.


Apparently that's to their advantage. For the Bruins no icing is better than being down a player.
 
2013-06-17 08:57:53 PM

Earguy: Flappyhead: Earguy:

Classic picture.  I have a couple pages bookmarked that have many more shots of her.  Maybe I'll break that out tonight.

Is there a name to go with those twins btw?  I've seen that shot a lot but have never found out who she is.

The sites I have that have more from the series are all in Russian.


Anna Song.
 
2013-06-17 08:58:41 PM

soopey: David Stern called. Only penalties called on Boston tonight.


Shhhhh! I think it is working for us.........
 
2013-06-17 08:58:48 PM

sn0: Is there a punishment for intentionally breaking your stick off the bench like that? I know in some leagues there is.


the ref could call an "Unsportsmanlike" but that's unlikely to happen in the Cup Finals..
 
2013-06-17 08:58:50 PM

germ78: Ugh. The Hawks look like a Pee-Wee team on the ice.

/wake the fark up guys


Well, the Bruins were the Pee-Wee team in the second game...
 
2013-06-17 08:59:40 PM

g-clef: Earguy: Flappyhead: Earguy:

Classic picture.  I have a couple pages bookmarked that have many more shots of her.  Maybe I'll break that out tonight.

Is there a name to go with those twins btw?  I've seen that shot a lot but have never found out who she is.

The sites I have that have more from the series are all in Russian.

Anna Song.


o.scdn.co
YOU FILL UP MY SENSES....
 
2013-06-17 08:59:44 PM

HoleChicken: How have the Bruins NOT scored?


Because the little piece of vulcanized rubber has not crossed a particular line on the ice.
 
2013-06-17 09:00:47 PM

Earguy: g-clef: Earguy: Flappyhead: Earguy:

Classic picture.  I have a couple pages bookmarked that have many more shots of her.  Maybe I'll break that out tonight.

Is there a name to go with those twins btw?  I've seen that shot a lot but have never found out who she is.

The sites I have that have more from the series are all in Russian.

Anna Song.


YOU FILL UP MY SENSES....


I like Dave Barry's take on the lyrics: you filled out my census
 
2013-06-17 09:00:59 PM
This game is going to be won by the first team to get .5 goals.
 
2013-06-17 09:01:00 PM

Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: Marshmont is a douche.

[www.puckedinthehead.com image 300x300]


That's going in the saved folder.
 
2013-06-17 09:01:55 PM
P2 begins at 9:17 PM EST
 
2013-06-17 09:02:38 PM

tonguedepressor: This game is going to be won by the first team to get .5 goals.


meowcheese.com
 
2013-06-17 09:02:38 PM

Flappyhead: And now, Dom Perignon and The Cheesecake Factory Present

The Official Fark NHL Finals Checklist

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Incomprehensible Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Southeast Division complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)Video clip of Lord Stanleys Cup


Frank Mahovlich, one of the strongest players in the league

/old school
 
sn0
2013-06-17 09:02:42 PM

sno man: sn0: Is there a punishment for intentionally breaking your stick off the bench like that? I know in some leagues there is.

the ref could call an "Unsportsmanlike" but that's unlikely to happen in the Cup Finals..


True. I'm just pretty sure there's a specific rule for it in certain minor leagues. ...Wasn't sure about the NHL.
 
2013-06-17 09:03:02 PM

HoleChicken: P2 begins at 9:17 PM EST


F1 qualifying is on tonight?
 
2013-06-17 09:03:24 PM
Top Gear for the commercial breaks! Wohoo!
 
2013-06-17 09:03:59 PM
first intermission, aka: 'pregame'
 
2013-06-17 09:04:00 PM
From Jack Edwards:  Blackhawks said they'd "simplify" the power play. that apparently means, just don't shoot.
 
2013-06-17 09:04:19 PM

sn0: sno man: sn0: Is there a punishment for intentionally breaking your stick off the bench like that? I know in some leagues there is.

the ref could call an "Unsportsmanlike" but that's unlikely to happen in the Cup Finals..

True. I'm just pretty sure there's a specific rule for it in certain minor leagues. ...Wasn't sure about the NHL.


If they can't vent they'll swing their sticks at each other's heads.
 
2013-06-17 09:06:00 PM
img842.imageshack.us
awesome
 
2013-06-17 09:06:01 PM
How are we gonna be able to tell when Don Cherry gets Alzheimer's? He's nearly incoherent already.
 
2013-06-17 09:07:29 PM

Russ1642: How are we gonna be able to tell when Don Cherry gets Alzheimer's? He's nearly incoherent already.


When he shows up in a T-shirt and Jorts.
 
2013-06-17 09:08:18 PM

Fochstockings: From Jack Edwards:  Blackhawks said they'd "simplify" the power play. that apparently means, just don't shoot.


sheeitt, that last power play it was more like "give the puck to the Bruins and see what they can do"

/the failtastic powerplay of the Hawks is killing me
//even if they manage to get in the offensive zone, they just stand around and pass, no movement at all
 
2013-06-17 09:08:26 PM

Russ1642: How are we gonna be able to tell when Don Cherry gets Alzheimer's? He's nearly incoherent already.


He'll start being sane and rational

I know a few cantankerous people who started becoming really pleasant once they started suffering from dementia. It's like they forgot how to be an asshole.
 
2013-06-17 09:09:58 PM

sno man: [img842.imageshack.us image 572x320]
awesome


I'd like to see a night where MacLean wears something more outrageous than Cherry -- not a "Don Cherry suit", just less conservative. Cherry shows up in a black pinstripe, MacLean wears that thing he's wearing tonight.
 
2013-06-17 09:10:14 PM
Intermission!  Anna Song!   NSFW   NSFW  NSFW  Probably SFW
 
2013-06-17 09:10:48 PM

sno man: awesome


Smashing.
 
2013-06-17 09:11:29 PM

Earguy: Intermission!  Anna Song!   NSFW   NSFW  NSFW  Probably SFW


Her back must be killing her! I would gladly give her my, um, support!
 
2013-06-17 09:12:01 PM

Donnchadha: Russ1642: How are we gonna be able to tell when Don Cherry gets Alzheimer's? He's nearly incoherent already.

He'll start being sane and rational

I know a few cantankerous people who started becoming really pleasant once they started suffering from dementia. It's like they forgot how to be an asshole.


My Grandfather was an gigantic asshole his entire life. Once he had dementia and was in a home his assholeness was simply legendary. He couldn't censor himself at all. Picture a redneck, drunk, racist, bigoted, chauvanist who didn't give a shiat anymore.
 
2013-06-17 09:12:15 PM
Cherry is Cherry.  Let him be.  He is hockey lore.  Might as well complain that the ice is cold, and see what that gets you.
 
2013-06-17 09:13:14 PM

Donnchadha: sno man: [img842.imageshack.us image 572x320]
awesome

I'd like to see a night where MacLean wears something more outrageous than Cherry -- not a "Don Cherry suit", just less conservative. Cherry shows up in a black pinstripe, MacLean wears that thing he's wearing tonight.


Maclean's test pattern jacket works better in HD.
 
2013-06-17 09:13:22 PM
Total thread jack but why doesn't anything like this ever happen to me? ------------>

                 Florida fishermen reel in $2.5 million bale of cocaine
 
2013-06-17 09:13:35 PM

Earguy: Intermission!  Anna Song!   NSFW   NSFW  NSFW  Probably SFW


*sigh* I'm in class tonight and not in the back row, so opening those right now may not be copacetic
 
2013-06-17 09:14:25 PM

Russ1642: Donnchadha: Russ1642: How are we gonna be able to tell when Don Cherry gets Alzheimer's? He's nearly incoherent already.

He'll start being sane and rational

I know a few cantankerous people who started becoming really pleasant once they started suffering from dementia. It's like they forgot how to be an asshole.

My Grandfather was an gigantic asshole his entire life. Once he had dementia and was in a home his assholeness was simply legendary. He couldn't censor himself at all. Picture a redneck, drunk, racist, bigoted, chauvanist who didn't give a shiat anymore.


See...that's a guy I would enjoy having a drink with.

/just for the comedy
 
2013-06-17 09:14:28 PM

Earguy: Intermission!  Anna Song!   NSFW   NSFW  NSFW  Probably SFW


It sounds weird to say, but she really looks a lot better when she's wearing a bra.

I'd hate to see what she's going to look like in 20-30 years -- maybe even 10.
 
2013-06-17 09:14:32 PM
Dearest Hockey Gods,

Let there be Bonus Hockey, Double Bonus Hockey, and so on, and so on, until the end of our days.

p.s.

go hawks.

Love,
Me
 
2013-06-17 09:14:56 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Cherry is Cherry.  Let him be.  He is hockey lore.  Might as well complain that the ice is cold, and see what that gets you.


I remember when they had that contract dispute. Canada was on the verge of civil war because of it.
 
2013-06-17 09:15:03 PM

sk8r: Total thread jack but why doesn't anything like this ever happen to me? ------------>

                 Florida fishermen reel in $2.5 million bale of cocaine


Well, it's not like they could keep it. I mean, how can the average fisherman move that much blow?
 
2013-06-17 09:15:20 PM
s13.postimg.org
 
2013-06-17 09:15:47 PM
I gotta gtb early, big project mtg with some euros tomorrow am..  Enjoy all.
 
2013-06-17 09:15:52 PM

MrJesus: Dearest Hockey Gods,

Let there be Bonus Hockey, Double Bonus Hockey, and so on, and so on, until the end of our days.

p.s.

go hawks.

Love,
Me The Referees (clearly, we're paid hourly)

FTFY

 
2013-06-17 09:16:22 PM
The red head in this Armor All commercial is farking sexy.
 
2013-06-17 09:16:54 PM
On the phone, inlaws in a car accident.  Air bags deployed, they're banged up but okay apparently.   Will be busy for a bit.
 
2013-06-17 09:17:16 PM

sk8r: Total thread jack but why doesn't anything like this ever happen to me? ------------>

                 Florida fishermen reel in $2.5 million bale of cocaine


Well, I'll bet they didn't keep it. They probably called FWC or the Coast Guard.

We've found some bails of pot and coke fishing, and as tempting as it is to keep and try to sell, the odds of getting caught bringing it back to shore aren't worth the hassle.
 
2013-06-17 09:17:20 PM

Publikwerks: [s13.postimg.org image 700x372]


4.bp.blogspot.com

Well, that's something that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!!!
 
2013-06-17 09:18:08 PM
"Michal Handzus reporting lost wallet. Check Bergeron's stall.
by Fluto Shinzawa via twitter 9:17 PM"
 
2013-06-17 09:18:18 PM

fatalvenom: Russ1642: Donnchadha: Russ1642: How are we gonna be able to tell when Don Cherry gets Alzheimer's? He's nearly incoherent already.

He'll start being sane and rational

I know a few cantankerous people who started becoming really pleasant once they started suffering from dementia. It's like they forgot how to be an asshole.

My Grandfather was an gigantic asshole his entire life. Once he had dementia and was in a home his assholeness was simply legendary. He couldn't censor himself at all. Picture a redneck, drunk, racist, bigoted, chauvanist who didn't give a shiat anymore.

See...that's a guy I would enjoy having a drink with.

/just for the comedy


Until he fell down in the bathroom. We all look at each other like "fark if I'm going in there to help him".
 
2013-06-17 09:18:27 PM

Earguy: On the phone, inlaws in a car accident.  Air bags deployed, they're banged up but okay apparently.   Will be busy for a bit.


You always post "deployed airbags"

/easy joke
//hope they're OK
 
2013-06-17 09:20:01 PM

fatalvenom: sk8r: Total thread jack but why doesn't anything like this ever happen to me? ------------>

                 Florida fishermen reel in $2.5 million bale of cocaine

Well, I'll bet they didn't keep it. They probably called FWC or the Coast Guard.

We've found some bails of pot and coke fishing, and as tempting as it is to keep and try to sell, the odds of getting caught bringing it back to shore aren't worth the hassle.


Jaysus!  You fish in more fruitful waters than I!  LOL
 
2013-06-17 09:20:09 PM

Earguy: On the phone, inlaws in a car accident.  Air bags deployed, they're banged up but okay apparently.   Will be busy for a bit.


Godspeed, Boob God
 
2013-06-17 09:20:23 PM

fatalvenom: Earguy: On the phone, inlaws in a car accident.  Air bags deployed, they're banged up but okay apparently.   Will be busy for a bit.

You always post "deployed airbags"

/easy joke
//hope they're OK


And that's why Anna Song should be wearing a seat belt --- she shouldn't be relying solely on her airbags.

(As NSFW as something Earguy posted earlier)
 
2013-06-17 09:20:31 PM
Goal
 
2013-06-17 09:20:39 PM
s17.postimg.org
 
2013-06-17 09:20:42 PM
Paille!
 
2013-06-17 09:20:46 PM
DANNY!!!!!
 
2013-06-17 09:20:48 PM
WOMP WIOMP WOMP

/suck it chi
 
2013-06-17 09:20:50 PM
APPLE PAILLE
 
2013-06-17 09:20:53 PM
Well that was an ugly, sloppy goal. Damn.
 
2013-06-17 09:20:56 PM
i36.photobucket.com

i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-17 09:20:57 PM
BOSTON GOAL!
 
2013-06-17 09:21:07 PM
Danny Paille!!!!!!
 
2013-06-17 09:21:13 PM
Bruuuuuuins!!!!
 
2013-06-17 09:21:17 PM
#!#@%$%# Just got back to the game in time for the Bruins goal.
 
2013-06-17 09:21:33 PM
YES!!!!!

managed to not get fried rice all over the place when the cat darted across my lap!
 
2013-06-17 09:21:34 PM
Chicago 0-1 Boston (2nd, 17:47)

nice passing, shuffling, finessing, and plunging
 
2013-06-17 09:21:47 PM
Do hat tricks carry over between games?
 
2013-06-17 09:21:50 PM
2 in a row for pai man
 
2013-06-17 09:21:56 PM

Earguy: On the phone, inlaws in a car accident.  Air bags deployed, they're banged up but okay apparently.   Will be busy for a bit.


Hope they're OK... then we can get back to deploying funbags instead.
 
2013-06-17 09:22:03 PM
sidoxia.files.wordpress.comsi0.twimg.com
 
2013-06-17 09:22:09 PM
oh yeah...Bruins scored!  Go Go Black and Gold!!
 
2013-06-17 09:22:17 PM
Bang!
 
2013-06-17 09:22:39 PM

sk8r: fatalvenom: sk8r: Total thread jack but why doesn't anything like this ever happen to me? ------------>

                 Florida fishermen reel in $2.5 million bale of cocaine

Well, I'll bet they didn't keep it. They probably called FWC or the Coast Guard.

We've found some bails of pot and coke fishing, and as tempting as it is to keep and try to sell, the odds of getting caught bringing it back to shore aren't worth the hassle.

Jaysus!  You fish in more fruitful waters than I!  LOL


I live in Palm Beach County....we get plenty of that kinda thing here. Hell, the name of our local bar on the water is the "Square Grouper".
 
2013-06-17 09:22:48 PM
so far in this series, first goal is not a good thing... just sayin'
 
2013-06-17 09:23:05 PM
Bruins score first ... this is bad news... for Boston.
 
2013-06-17 09:23:13 PM
is that a "crawford" jeer? come on, boston, you know better than that
 
2013-06-17 09:23:44 PM
Love the "Crawford" chant.

I used to love when they taunted Roger Clemens with that chant (saying "Roger" obviously) at Fenway back in the day.
 
2013-06-17 09:23:53 PM
So the Bruins are dominating early. Is this going to end like game 1?
 
2013-06-17 09:24:10 PM

RminusQ: is that a "crawford" jeer? come on, boston, you know better than that


Craw-ford
Craw-ford
Craw-ford
Craw-ford
Craw-ford

You suck!

It's all your fault!
It's all your fault!
It's all your fault!
It's all your fault!
It's all your fault!

LOOOOOOOO-SEEEEERRRRRRRRR
 
2013-06-17 09:24:20 PM
Ice making Jagr look.... slower.
 
2013-06-17 09:25:28 PM

Russ1642: So the Bruins are dominating early. Is this going to end like game 1?


we can only hope.
 
2013-06-17 09:25:39 PM

Fubegra: Earguy: On the phone, inlaws in a car accident.  Air bags deployed, they're banged up but okay apparently.   Will be busy for a bit.

Hope they're OK... then we can get back to deploying funbags instead.


Apparently so... they're saying the airbags hurt them more than anything else, but lord knows what might have been injured if it weren't for the airbags.

People make in-law jokes all the time, but Mrs. Earguy's parents are the best.
 
2013-06-17 09:26:34 PM
Wouldn't call Crawford a loser.  He almost had a seizure keeping the puck out of the net.

We need a PP......A CHI PP.
 
2013-06-17 09:27:00 PM

andychrist420: Russ1642: So the Bruins are dominating early. Is this going to end like game 1?

we can only hope.


I thought it was osteoporosis.
 
2013-06-17 09:27:02 PM
who keeps complaining about the ice? chicago fans making excuses already? games not even half over
 
2013-06-17 09:27:24 PM

sk8r: Wouldn't call Crawford a loser.  He almost had a seizure keeping the puck out of the net.

We need a PP......A CHI PP.


So that Boston can get a breakaway goal or two.
 
2013-06-17 09:27:45 PM

irishman4: who keeps complaining about the ice? chicago fans making excuses already? games not even half over


Actually, from what I am reading on Twitter, it's Boston.
 
2013-06-17 09:28:30 PM

irishman4: who keeps complaining about the ice? chicago fans making excuses already? games not even half over


Game isn't half over till the end of the third period.
 
2013-06-17 09:29:03 PM

andychrist420: andychrist420: Russ1642: So the Bruins are dominating early. Is this going to end like game 1?

we can only hope.

I thought it was osteoporosis.


Replied to the wrong comment.  Supposed to be a response/snark to Fochstockings comment about ice making Jagr slow.  I suck.
 
2013-06-17 09:29:19 PM

andychrist420: andychrist420: Russ1642: So the Bruins are dominating early. Is this going to end like game 1?

we can only hope.

I thought it was osteoporosis.


?
 
2013-06-17 09:29:22 PM

sk8r: Wouldn't call Crawford a loser.  He almost had a seizure keeping the puck out of the net.

We need a PP......A CHI PP.


Yep - crappy clearing. If you throw the puck up the boards, your forward shouldn't be halfway to center ice. Bruins cut it off, a couple of good chances, and eventually it's in the net.
 
2013-06-17 09:29:25 PM

Russ1642: sk8r: Wouldn't call Crawford a loser.  He almost had a seizure keeping the puck out of the net.

We need a PP......A CHI PP.

So that Boston can get a breakaway goal or two.


That's about what would happen. The Hawks power play is a prime example for the phrase "vortex of suck."
 
2013-06-17 09:30:42 PM
You know, Chara should never shave
 
2013-06-17 09:30:44 PM

Russ1642: irishman4: who keeps complaining about the ice? chicago fans making excuses already? games not even half over

Game isn't half over till the end of the third period.

bonus hockey.
 
2013-06-17 09:30:53 PM

Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: Marshmont is a douche.

[www.puckedinthehead.com image 300x300]


A douche is used when you need it to work against stinky pooties.
 
2013-06-17 09:30:55 PM
I'm watching this on cbc online. Anybody know a free HD stream?
 
2013-06-17 09:31:09 PM

Fochstockings: Ice making Jagr look.... slower.


As long as three Blackhawks feel the need to surround him to take the puck away from him, I'm fine with that.
 
2013-06-17 09:31:11 PM

Fubegra: Russ1642: sk8r: Wouldn't call Crawford a loser.  He almost had a seizure keeping the puck out of the net.

We need a PP......A CHI PP.

So that Boston can get a breakaway goal or two.

That's about what would happen. The Hawks power play is a prime example for the phrase "vortex of suck."


They're scared of the Bruins PK - for good reason.
 
2013-06-17 09:31:27 PM
Commercial....SFW  SFW

Ooops, late in posting.
 
2013-06-17 09:32:43 PM

Earguy: Commercial....SFW  SFW

Ooops, late in posting.


I take it there's no injuries?
 
2013-06-17 09:32:47 PM
OK, that might have been the Doc-ism to end all Doc-isms.
 
2013-06-17 09:32:48 PM
Geez, Kane. Shoot that damn puck as soon as you get it - don't stop to autograph it.
 
2013-06-17 09:33:57 PM

sk8r: fatalvenom: sk8r: Total thread jack but why doesn't anything like this ever happen to me? ------------>

                 Florida fishermen reel in $2.5 million bale of cocaine

Well, I'll bet they didn't keep it. They probably called FWC or the Coast Guard.

We've found some bails of pot and coke fishing, and as tempting as it is to keep and try to sell, the odds of getting caught bringing it back to shore aren't worth the hassle.

Jaysus!  You fish in more fruitful waters than I!  LOL


During these playoffs I've come to believe that you're awesome.

Knucks from another hockey fan, fisherwoman and mother. Bring your kids to MI this winter and we'll play shinny and ice fish.
 
2013-06-17 09:34:13 PM

Russ1642: Earguy: Commercial....SFW  SFW

Ooops, late in posting.

I take it there's no injuries?


Not bad.  Rug-burn like stuff from the air bags.
 
2013-06-17 09:34:21 PM

Earguy: Commercial....SFW  SFW

Ooops, late in posting.


Those are some big airbags but they'll also poke your eye out.
 
2013-06-17 09:34:53 PM
Nice save against the reach-around.
 
2013-06-17 09:34:59 PM
Gee, Doc, I sure am learning a lot about the rules of hockey!
 
2013-06-17 09:35:53 PM

Russ1642: sk8r: Wouldn't call Crawford a loser.  He almost had a seizure keeping the puck out of the net.

We need a PP......A CHI PP.

So that Boston can get a breakaway goal or two.


That's the plan.......
 
2013-06-17 09:36:00 PM

Earguy: Russ1642: Earguy: Commercial....SFW  SFW

Ooops, late in posting.

I take it there's no injuries?

Not bad.  Rug-burn like stuff from the air bags.


They use explosives to set them off.
 
2013-06-17 09:36:17 PM
WHY IS LOOCH JUST STANDING THERE???
 
2013-06-17 09:36:35 PM
so.... is this going to be the game that chicago steals, and everyone says "boston threw everything they had at it and chicago won anyway!" to counter game 2?
 
2013-06-17 09:37:21 PM
Konichiwa, biatches. All good in this thread?
 
2013-06-17 09:37:31 PM

RminusQ: so.... is this going to be the game that chicago steals, and everyone says "boston threw everything they had at it and chicago won anyway!" to counter game 2?


And the game where Boston had a goal disallowed?
 
2013-06-17 09:37:35 PM
ohhh marble balancing!
 
2013-06-17 09:38:09 PM
Doc said that crossed the line but I couldn't tell from that replay
 
2013-06-17 09:38:11 PM
I only have one beer left. What do I do?
 
2013-06-17 09:38:21 PM
Weak cross check call as a makeup? I'll take it.
 
2013-06-17 09:38:47 PM

HoleChicken: Doc said that crossed the line but I couldn't tell from that replay


Are they reviewing it?
 
2013-06-17 09:38:48 PM
jagr is still the one with the puck when opportunities emerge.  trouble is, hes only got about 30 seconds of gas in the tank at any given time.
 
2013-06-17 09:38:48 PM

Russ1642: I only have one beer left. What do I do?


Do you have neighbors? Do they drink?
 
2013-06-17 09:39:03 PM

Russ1642: I only have one beer left. What do I do?


You mean in front of you, right? Just walk to the fridge!
 
2013-06-17 09:39:13 PM

Fochstockings: WHY IS LOOCH JUST STANDING THERE???


I suggest you pay more attention to the game in whole instead of just picking out one 5 second snippet and getting angry.

Lucic is banging all over the place. I know it doesn't translate on the TV screen too well.
 
2013-06-17 09:39:18 PM

Russ1642: I only have one beer left. What do I do?


switch to the hard stuff.
 
2013-06-17 09:39:28 PM

Russ1642: I only have one beer left. What do I do?


open the liquor cabinet
 
2013-06-17 09:40:01 PM

Russ1642: I only have one beer left. What do I do?


Drink it?
 
2013-06-17 09:40:02 PM

Russ1642: I only have one beer left. What do I do?


That why you have children, to fetch for you.
 
2013-06-17 09:41:02 PM

andychrist420: Russ1642: I only have one beer left. What do I do?

switch to the hard stuff.


I only have scotch that I keep around for my dad. I'll never acquire a taste for that stuff.
 
2013-06-17 09:41:14 PM

Russ1642: I only have one beer left. What do I do?


Run to a convenience store. If you can't make the run, you are either too fat, and dont deserve it, or too drunk, and dont need it as bad as you think. Try anyway though, you may become a fark headline.
 
2013-06-17 09:41:33 PM

Russ1642: I only have one beer left. What do I do?


I had my daughter go out and pick up two cans of Lima-a-Rita for me whilst she went and dropped her bf off.
Sons of age also work
 
2013-06-17 09:41:39 PM
paille is en fuego
 
2013-06-17 09:41:41 PM
that should be a penaltyshot motherfarker!!
 
2013-06-17 09:41:42 PM
Nice to see I get another 2:00 to go have a CIG and nothing of significance happens.
 
2013-06-17 09:42:04 PM
NOW KISS!
 
2013-06-17 09:42:12 PM
Goalie To Goalie is one of my favorite Stevie Ray Vaughan albums
 
2013-06-17 09:42:14 PM
You're from Canada and running out of beer during a hockey game.  A STANLEY CUP FINAL HOCKEY GAME!

Turn in your Canadian card right now and prepare to move to Mexico.
 
2013-06-17 09:42:18 PM

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Russ1642: I only have one beer left. What do I do?

That why you have children, to fetch for you.


I have kids? I guess I could go get some. Just need to write Free Candy on the side of the van, right?
 
2013-06-17 09:42:54 PM
s17.postimg.org s17.postimg.org
 
2013-06-17 09:42:55 PM
2-0 BRUINS!!!
 
2013-06-17 09:43:00 PM
BERRRGIEEEEEEE!!!!
 
2013-06-17 09:43:00 PM
Chicago 0-2 Boston (2nd, 5:55)

that's how you run a power play!
 
2013-06-17 09:43:00 PM
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal
 
2013-06-17 09:43:01 PM
I think the Hawks gave up tonight.
 
2013-06-17 09:43:04 PM
Too easy.
 
2013-06-17 09:43:04 PM
must be the ice right?
 
2013-06-17 09:43:05 PM
Wooohoooo!

 www.size12.com
 
2013-06-17 09:43:05 PM
BERGERON!!! BERGERON!!!
 
2013-06-17 09:43:08 PM
i36.photobucket.com


i36.photobucket.comi36.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-17 09:43:10 PM
Bergy!!!
 
2013-06-17 09:43:15 PM
So what did Paille say?

Pp goal!
 
2013-06-17 09:43:16 PM

fatalvenom: Nice to see I get another 2:00 to go have a CIG and nothing of significance happens.


not this time.
 
2013-06-17 09:43:29 PM
Well then.
 
2013-06-17 09:43:36 PM
BROOOOONGOAL on the 5 on 3
 
2013-06-17 09:43:41 PM
Bergie!
 
2013-06-17 09:43:47 PM
Goddamit. I knew they'd score on that PP.
 
2013-06-17 09:43:59 PM
farking Jagr. Still got his hands. Gotta givem credit.
 
2013-06-17 09:44:15 PM

gas giant: BROOOOONGOAL on the 5 on 3


Nope.
 
2013-06-17 09:44:16 PM
another tally for jagr, the silent killer
 
2013-06-17 09:44:20 PM
That was a seeing-eye pass - how the hell did he thread that through?
 
2013-06-17 09:44:49 PM
Nice!!!!
 
2013-06-17 09:45:27 PM

andychrist420: fatalvenom: Nice to see I get another 2:00 to go have a CIG and nothing of significance happens.

not this time.


I was referring to then first PP....but I saw then goal through my French Doors.

/Wwoooooo
 
2013-06-17 09:45:42 PM
Damn, what a pass!
 
2013-06-17 09:45:55 PM

Russ1642: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Russ1642: I only have one beer left. What do I do?

That why you have children, to fetch for you.

I have kids? I guess I could go get some. Just need to write Free Candy on the side of the van, right?


All is well. Turns out I have a full container of mouthwash.
 
2013-06-17 09:45:57 PM
@DownGoesBrown

Patrice Bergeron can't stop scoring big goals and Brad Marchand can't shut up, so I suggest we start calling that pair "Clutch and Gab".
 
2013-06-17 09:46:17 PM
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-06-17 09:46:57 PM
Happier than a camel on Wednesday.....lol
 
2013-06-17 09:47:33 PM
Commercial.   NSFW   NSFW (I think she's really cute)   NSFW   NSFW
 
2013-06-17 09:48:48 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Happier than a camel on Wednesday.....lol


I still love my parody of another ad in that campaign last week.  There was a thread about "travel to Thailand, it's cheap!"  My response:

"How happy are they, Jimmy?"
"Happier than Gary Glitter running a travel agency."
 
2013-06-17 09:49:36 PM

Earguy: Commercial.   NSFW   NSFW (I think she's really cute)   NSFW   NSFW


#1 looks like a starving real doll
 
2013-06-17 09:49:43 PM

Earguy: Commercial.   NSFW   NSFW (I think she's really cute)   NSFW   NSFW


2 and 4, YUUUUUP
 
2013-06-17 09:50:33 PM
Hawks are looking like they forgot how to play hockey.
 
2013-06-17 09:51:05 PM
napping on the job crawford
 
2013-06-17 09:51:10 PM

Fubegra: Hawks are looking like they forgot how to play hockey.


Yeah. The Bruins did that, too, and it worked for them.
 
2013-06-17 09:51:14 PM
lib.store.yahoo.net
 
2013-06-17 09:51:15 PM

Fubegra: Hawks are looking like they forgot how to play hockey.


its called bruins
 
2013-06-17 09:51:16 PM

ytterbium: sk8r: fatalvenom: sk8r: Total thread jack but why doesn't anything like this ever happen to me? ------------>

                 Florida fishermen reel in $2.5 million bale of cocaine

Well, I'll bet they didn't keep it. They probably called FWC or the Coast Guard.

We've found some bails of pot and coke fishing, and as tempting as it is to keep and try to sell, the odds of getting caught bringing it back to shore aren't worth the hassle.

Jaysus!  You fish in more fruitful waters than I!  LOL

During these playoffs I've come to believe that you're awesome.

Knucks from another hockey fan, fisherwoman and mother. Bring your kids to MI this winter and we'll play shinny and ice fish.


Never ice fished.  I have a Southern view of fishing. Boat, beer, bikini........
 
2013-06-17 09:51:29 PM

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: That was a seeing-eye pass - how the hell did he thread that through?


He proved beyond a shadow of doubt, with geometric logic...that the puck  could be put in the net.
 
2013-06-17 09:51:54 PM
Didn't know planking was still a thing
 
2013-06-17 09:52:33 PM
Haha Dave Bolland you moron
 
2013-06-17 09:53:12 PM
Too many men. Something your mom never complained about.
 
2013-06-17 09:53:18 PM
Friggin Seguin
 
2013-06-17 09:54:21 PM
Minute carry ove time next period.
 
2013-06-17 09:54:59 PM
wonder what Krejci and Crawford had to say to each other there at the end
 
2013-06-17 09:55:21 PM
Why aren't women good goalies? They've never made a pad that can last three periods.
 
2013-06-17 09:55:47 PM

JT_Goalie: wonder what Krejci and Crawford had to say to each other there at the end


"Nice job."
 
2013-06-17 09:57:22 PM

sk8r: ytterbium: sk8r: fatalvenom: sk8r: Total thread jack but why doesn't anything like this ever happen to me? ------------>

                 Florida fishermen reel in $2.5 million bale of cocaine

Well, I'll bet they didn't keep it. They probably called FWC or the Coast Guard.

We've found some bails of pot and coke fishing, and as tempting as it is to keep and try to sell, the odds of getting caught bringing it back to shore aren't worth the hassle.

Jaysus!  You fish in more fruitful waters than I!  LOL

During these playoffs I've come to believe that you're awesome.

Knucks from another hockey fan, fisherwoman and mother. Bring your kids to MI this winter and we'll play shinny and ice fish.

Never ice fished.  I have a Southern view of fishing. Boat, beer, bikini........


Actually, I haven't either but it's on my bucket list.
 
2013-06-17 09:57:54 PM
Oh god...the humidity excuse is making its rounds...if this was the old Garden it would be foggier than an early morning in Glouster.
 
2013-06-17 09:59:41 PM
Commercial intermission break...NSFW Chivette  NSFW   NSFW   NSFW

...why does Chive get all the hot chicks posting selfies?  Why not Fark?
 
2013-06-17 09:59:55 PM
I'm at a bar nursing A 5 $ pitcher of labatts
 
2013-06-17 10:00:00 PM

fatalvenom: Oh god...the humidity excuse is making its rounds...if this was the old Garden it would be foggier than an early morning in Glouster.


This. I'm standing outside the garden smoking a cigarette right now and there is no humidity at all.
 
2013-06-17 10:00:33 PM
(csb warning)

Well that was a vivid lesson in the value of procrastination.  My daughter was down at the library & needed a ride home.  It was shortly before the puck drop & I told her I would be down in a few.  However at the time I was trying to read through/catch up on the daytime hockey posts & another thread here.  So instead of racing out the door to get her & decided that she could cool her jets for a few minutes while I finished up Fark.  A couple of minutes later I finished up & went to get her.  Promptly after leaving my road I came upon a nasty three car accident that was so recent that the county sheriff wasn't there (half mile from their office) nor the fire dept (3/4 mile in the other direction).  Slowly making my way through the scene I called 911 & got out of there (there were already at least a half dozen cars stopped & 'helping' as much as possible - some were good, 2 guys directing traffic, a couple others at the wrecks seeing to the victims, & some were bad, one lady sitting in her car screaming & crying to someone on the phone... however she was right in front of me & in no way shape or form involved in anything.  She was doing her best to make it all about her though....).  I got out of there because the last thing the people who like to call themselves 'first responders' (actually as seen tonight they are secondary or tertiary but you'll never convince them of that...) need is a crippled old guy hobbling around & getting in the way (especially when even on a good day my average state of dress/out & about in public look is that of an accident victim.  I didn't want them thinking that my protestations that I was fine was just shock & shove me in an ambulance anyway....).

Very long story getting a little shorter.  By the time I cleared the area, got my daughter from the library & headed back, the entire local population of 'first responders' had descended upon the scene & managed to completely shut down this HUGE road (two lanes on each side, a bike lane on each side, & a turn lane down the center... a nice big wide road of which the accident filled up both southbound lanes & a small bit of the turn lane).  Every single one of those clowns who had a light bar on top of their vehicle must have completely lost their mind when they arrived there because they just abandoned their vehicles wherever it happened to end up after power sliding into the scene.  It was amazing, it was like this had never happened before & instead of leaving the far northbound lane open & alternating traffic through there (as was working just fine before they showed up), they shut down everything for 20-30 min & made everyone who couldn't turn around just sit there.  Simply incredible just how screwed up the 'professionals' were.

Anyway, long not quite so cool story bro reaching the end, I finally made it back near the start of the 2nd & gleefully watched both Boston goals while decompressing from the local events this evening.  But back to the original point about the value of procrastination - if I had left right after she called I could very well have been right in the middle of the metal crunching phase of the night's adventures....

(/csb warning)

So, how was the first period?  The 2nd looked pretty good.
 
2013-06-17 10:00:45 PM

expobill: I'm at a bar nursing A 5 $ pitcher of labatts


I didn't realize a $5 pitcher of labatts had nipples.
 
2013-06-17 10:00:50 PM
Given that Crawford nodded and there seemed to be no hard feelings between him and Paille, I'm pretty sure Paille was asking Crawford if he was okay after getting bowled over.
 
2013-06-17 10:01:18 PM

Earguy: Commercial intermission break...NSFW Chivette  NSFW   NSFW   NSFW

...why does Chive get all the hot chicks posting selfies?  Why not Fark?


You posted #4 last time, not that I'm complaining...
 
2013-06-17 10:01:44 PM

fatalvenom: Oh god...the humidity excuse is making its rounds...if this was the old Garden it would be foggier than an early morning in Glouster.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-17 10:03:12 PM
Okay, I'm finally back from work.  Let's see, I missed 2 periods and 2 Boston goals.  Eh, could be worse, at least I've got plenty of alcohol in the house.
 
2013-06-17 10:03:50 PM
Break.   NSFW   NSFW  NSFW
 
2013-06-17 10:03:53 PM
And now for a Lionshead...
 
2013-06-17 10:04:04 PM

Fochstockings: expobill: I'm at a bar nursing A 5 $ pitcher of labatts

I didn't realize a $5 pitcher of labatts had nipples.


The bartenderette does!
 
2013-06-17 10:04:33 PM

Polish Hussar: Okay, I'm finally back from work.  Let's see, I missed 2 periods and 2 Boston goals.  Eh, could be worse, at least I've got plenty of alcohol in the house.


Do you happen to live near  Russ1642?
 
2013-06-17 10:04:51 PM
Did he just call Bergeron the most intelligent player in the NHL? ......wow.
 
2013-06-17 10:05:09 PM

Earguy: Commercial intermission break...NSFW Chivette  NSFW   NSFW   NSFW

...why does Chive get all the hot chicks posting selfies?  Why not Fark?


FabulASS!
 
2013-06-17 10:05:38 PM

Earguy: Break.   NSFW   NSFW  NSFW


Because I just have to comment on these, what's with #3's armpit. Looks like bad Photoshop.
 
2013-06-17 10:06:31 PM

Fochstockings: Polish Hussar: Okay, I'm finally back from work.  Let's see, I missed 2 periods and 2 Boston goals.  Eh, could be worse, at least I've got plenty of alcohol in the house.

Do you happen to live near  Russ1642?


Not unless he's moved to the Eastern timezone recently
 
2013-06-17 10:07:22 PM
Break   NSFW    NSFW   NSFW
 
2013-06-17 10:07:39 PM

Fochstockings: Polish Hussar: Okay, I'm finally back from work.  Let's see, I missed 2 periods and 2 Boston goals.  Eh, could be worse, at least I've got plenty of alcohol in the house.

Do you happen to live near  Russ1642?


I'm in Edmonton, so no.
 
2013-06-17 10:07:49 PM

Russ1642: Earguy: Break.   NSFW   NSFW  NSFW

Because I just have to comment on these, what's with #3's armpit. Looks like bad Photoshop.


She has armpits?
 
2013-06-17 10:08:33 PM

Russ1642: Earguy: Break.   NSFW   NSFW  NSFW

Because I just have to comment on these, what's with #3's armpit. Looks like bad Photoshop.


Armpit????
 
2013-06-17 10:08:34 PM

So that Boston Pizza redneck chicken wings ad... that's, like, racist right?


/ I mean, you have a bunch of actors in... uh... red-neck doing over-the-top mountain stereotypes. If that adds about other demographic, that ad company's never getting work again.

 
2013-06-17 10:09:02 PM
Any Farkers in here from the Ithaca area? I'm going to be there for a wedding Saturday night and I need to have a plan to see whatever I can of that game once the wedding ends.

I guess channel will matter, too. If its on NBC, it's one thing, but NBC Sports could complicate stuff.
 
2013-06-17 10:10:02 PM

Silvara: Did he just call Bergeron the most intelligent player in the NHL? ......wow.


He may be. He's under the radar compared to some other players, but he's pretty damn good.
 
2013-06-17 10:10:16 PM
DAMMIT! Any of you Farkers able to recommend a sports bar or other place to watch the game near Carlise, PA? I am being sent there tomorrow through Thursday.
 
2013-06-17 10:10:19 PM

Earguy: Russ1642: Earguy: Break.   NSFW   NSFW  NSFW

Because I just have to comment on these, what's with #3's armpit. Looks like bad Photoshop.

Armpit????


And a sharp knee
 
2013-06-17 10:10:35 PM
Break continues   NSFW   NSFW   NSFW
 
2013-06-17 10:11:35 PM
CBC reporting that the Ottawa Senators have called a press conference for tomorrow for a "major business announcement."  The rumor is that the naming rights to their arena has changed hands and that Scotaibank Place will become the Canadian Tire Centre.
 
2013-06-17 10:11:42 PM

TeamEd: So that Boston Pizza redneck chicken wings ad... that's, like, racist right?
/ I mean, you have a bunch of actors in... uh... red-neck doing over-the-top mountain stereotypes. If that adds about other demographic, that ad company's never getting work again.


It's ok to make fun of white people.
 
2013-06-17 10:12:29 PM

Russ1642: Fochstockings: Polish Hussar: Okay, I'm finally back from work.  Let's see, I missed 2 periods and 2 Boston goals.  Eh, could be worse, at least I've got plenty of alcohol in the house.

Do you happen to live near  Russ1642?

I'm in Edmonton, so no.


Trying to help you out. He said he has plenty of alcohol in the house.
 
2013-06-17 10:12:45 PM

Earguy: Break   NSFW    NSFW   NSFW


I would disappoint all three of those women. So much so, they'd all join a convent.
 
2013-06-17 10:12:53 PM

Silvara: Did he just call Bergeron the most intelligent player in the NHL? ......wow.


Do you have a better suggestion?
 
2013-06-17 10:13:27 PM
Halfway to passing out from the sunburn I suffered today at my school's Field Day, so I have retreated to my room and am now watching via the NBCSports.com stream. So if I'm like a minute or two behind, blame NBC.
 
2013-06-17 10:13:29 PM

Earguy: Break continues   NSFW   NSFW   NSFW


Wow the first 2 are incredible!
 
2013-06-17 10:13:32 PM

Polish Hussar: CBC reporting that the Ottawa Senators have called a press conference for tomorrow for a "major business announcement."  The rumor is that the naming rights to their arena has changed hands and that Scotaibank Place will become the Canadian Tire Centre.


They're also going to fire all building employees and replace them with high school dropouts.
 
2013-06-17 10:13:52 PM

HoleChicken: Any Farkers in here from the Ithaca area? I'm going to be there for a wedding Saturday night and I need to have a plan to see whatever I can of that game once the wedding ends.

I guess channel will matter, too. If its on NBC, it's one thing, but NBC Sports could complicate stuff.


Sadly, no.  Although, I was in Ithaca for a wedding 2 years ago.  It was one of the best weddings I've ever been to.

GAME ON!
 
2013-06-17 10:14:02 PM

expobill: Earguy: Break continues   NSFW   NSFW   NSFW

Wow the first 2 are incredible!


Heh, out of those three I liked the 3rd the most.
 
2013-06-17 10:14:09 PM
BERGERONIAN?! REALLY?!
 
2013-06-17 10:14:46 PM

HoleChicken: Any Farkers in here from the Ithaca area? I'm going to be there for a wedding Saturday night and I need to have a plan to see whatever I can of that game once the wedding ends.

I guess channel will matter, too. If its on NBC, it's one thing, but NBC Sports could complicate stuff.


Games 4-7 are all on NBC.
 
2013-06-17 10:15:12 PM

Polish Hussar: HoleChicken: Any Farkers in here from the Ithaca area? I'm going to be there for a wedding Saturday night and I need to have a plan to see whatever I can of that game once the wedding ends.

I guess channel will matter, too. If its on NBC, it's one thing, but NBC Sports could complicate stuff.

Sadly, no.  Although, I was in Ithaca for a wedding 2 years ago.  It was one of the best weddings I've ever been to.

GAME ON!


I didn't wear the Neely jersey to the Open, but of all sorts teams represented by patrons, the Bruins were by far the most numerous. More B's fans than Phillies fans even.
 
2013-06-17 10:15:14 PM

Fochstockings: Russ1642: Fochstockings: Polish Hussar: Okay, I'm finally back from work.  Let's see, I missed 2 periods and 2 Boston goals.  Eh, could be worse, at least I've got plenty of alcohol in the house.

Do you happen to live near  Russ1642?

I'm in Edmonton, so no.

Trying to help you out. He said he has plenty of alcohol in the house.


I got it, it's just that Alberta and Massachusetts aren't exactly neighbours.
 
2013-06-17 10:15:15 PM
i36.photobucket.com

i36.photobucket.com

i36.photobucket.com

i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-17 10:15:47 PM

Polish Hussar: HoleChicken: Any Farkers in here from the Ithaca area? I'm going to be there for a wedding Saturday night and I need to have a plan to see whatever I can of that game once the wedding ends.

I guess channel will matter, too. If its on NBC, it's one thing, but NBC Sports could complicate stuff.

Sadly, no.  Although, I was in Ithaca for a wedding 2 years ago.  It was one of the best weddings I've ever been to.

GAME ON!


Do you know where in Ithaca it was?
 
2013-06-17 10:15:47 PM

Earguy: expobill: Earguy: Break continues   NSFW   NSFW   NSFW

Wow the first 2 are incredible!

Heh, out of those three I liked the 3rd the most.




sirmixalot.youtube
 
2013-06-17 10:17:22 PM

Polish Hussar: CBC reporting that the Ottawa Senators have called a press conference for tomorrow for a "major business announcement."  The rumor is that the naming rights to their arena has changed hands and that Scotaibank Place will become the Canadian Tire Centre.


Obligatory, for anybody that watched HNIC in the 80's
 
2013-06-17 10:18:00 PM

HoleChicken: Polish Hussar: HoleChicken: Any Farkers in here from the Ithaca area? I'm going to be there for a wedding Saturday night and I need to have a plan to see whatever I can of that game once the wedding ends.

I guess channel will matter, too. If its on NBC, it's one thing, but NBC Sports could complicate stuff.

Sadly, no.  Although, I was in Ithaca for a wedding 2 years ago.  It was one of the best weddings I've ever been to.

GAME ON!

I didn't wear the Neely jersey to the Open, but of all sorts teams represented by patrons, the Bruins were by far the most numerous. More B's fans than Phillies fans even.


You got to see a really exciting final round, I'm jealous.  Of course, I'd be jealous if you'd only gone to a practice round.
 
2013-06-17 10:18:18 PM

Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 511x355]

[i36.photobucket.com image 389x512]

[i36.photobucket.com image 511x376]

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That second photo is a little disturbing.
 
2013-06-17 10:18:38 PM

buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: CBC reporting that the Ottawa Senators have called a press conference for tomorrow for a "major business announcement."  The rumor is that the naming rights to their arena has changed hands and that Scotaibank Place will become the Canadian Tire Centre.

Obligatory, for anybody that watched HNIC in the 80's


Yep - that's bringing back memories.
 
2013-06-17 10:19:34 PM

jaylectricity: Silvara: Did he just call Bergeron the most intelligent player in the NHL? ......wow.

Do you have a better suggestion?


Subban, Datsyuk, H, Sedin to name a few.
 
2013-06-17 10:20:48 PM

Silvara: jaylectricity: Silvara: Did he just call Bergeron the most intelligent player in the NHL? ......wow.

Do you have a better suggestion?

Subban, Datsyuk, H, Sedin to name a few.


Thought this was a troll, but Datsyuk saved it.
 
2013-06-17 10:21:00 PM
about a million people just made up a new drinking game rule.
 
2013-06-17 10:21:14 PM

HoleChicken: Polish Hussar: HoleChicken: Any Farkers in here from the Ithaca area? I'm going to be there for a wedding Saturday night and I need to have a plan to see whatever I can of that game once the wedding ends.

I guess channel will matter, too. If its on NBC, it's one thing, but NBC Sports could complicate stuff.

Sadly, no.  Although, I was in Ithaca for a wedding 2 years ago.  It was one of the best weddings I've ever been to.

GAME ON!

Do you know where in Ithaca it was?


Some resort.  It had something called the Yellow Barn Suite.  Despite the name, it was really nicely appointed on the inside and it was huge for a hotel room.  It was a standalone building, we had the afterparty in their and we fit over 30 people in their without it feeling tight at all.
 
2013-06-17 10:21:31 PM

HoleChicken: Any Farkers in here from the Ithaca area? I'm going to be there for a wedding Saturday night and I need to have a plan to see whatever I can of that game once the wedding ends.

I guess channel will matter, too. If its on NBC, it's one thing, but NBC Sports could complicate stuff.


Ithaca is a Time Warner area and they have NBCSN on the basic package so any sports bar ought to be fine.
 
2013-06-17 10:21:44 PM
Everytime they say Frolik, I just hear Larry King hawking Garlique.
 
2013-06-17 10:22:13 PM

cameroncrazy1984: HoleChicken: Any Farkers in here from the Ithaca area? I'm going to be there for a wedding Saturday night and I need to have a plan to see whatever I can of that game once the wedding ends.

I guess channel will matter, too. If its on NBC, it's one thing, but NBC Sports could complicate stuff.

Ithaca is a Time Warner area and they have NBCSN on the basic package so any sports bar ought to be fine.


Once again, this is the last game that'll be on NBCSN.  Games 4-7 are all scheduled to be on NBC.
 
2013-06-17 10:22:26 PM

Earguy: expobill: Earguy: Break continues   NSFW   NSFW   NSFW

Wow the first 2 are incredible!

Heh, out of those three I liked the 3rd the most.


Dem fittin' werdz!
 
2013-06-17 10:23:02 PM

Polish Hussar: HoleChicken: Polish Hussar: HoleChicken: Any Farkers in here from the Ithaca area? I'm going to be there for a wedding Saturday night and I need to have a plan to see whatever I can of that game once the wedding ends.

I guess channel will matter, too. If its on NBC, it's one thing, but NBC Sports could complicate stuff.

Sadly, no.  Although, I was in Ithaca for a wedding 2 years ago.  It was one of the best weddings I've ever been to.

GAME ON!

Do you know where in Ithaca it was?

Some resort.  It had something called the Yellow Barn Suite.  Despite the name, it was really nicely appointed on the inside and it was huge for a hotel room.  It was a standalone building, we had the afterparty in their and we fit over 30 people in their without it feeling tight at all.


Hmmm...the reception is at a place called "The Barn." Wonder if its the same place or an affiliated venue.
 
2013-06-17 10:23:06 PM

Silvara: jaylectricity: Silvara: Did he just call Bergeron the most intelligent player in the NHL? ......wow.

Do you have a better suggestion?

Subban, Datsyuk, H, Sedin to name a few.


1 outta 3 is bad. I laugh at Subban and Sedin, but I'm willing to listen to your case for Datsyuk.
 
2013-06-17 10:23:12 PM

buckeyebrain: HoleChicken: Any Farkers in here from the Ithaca area? I'm going to be there for a wedding Saturday night and I need to have a plan to see whatever I can of that game once the wedding ends.

I guess channel will matter, too. If its on NBC, it's one thing, but NBC Sports could complicate stuff.

Games 4-7 are all on NBC.


You mean game 4 and 5 are on NBC.

/brrooooonnnns in 5
 
2013-06-17 10:24:03 PM

RminusQ: Everytime they say Frolik, I just hear Larry King hawking Garlique.


You should check out The Larry King Game http://www.kevinpollakschatshow.com/king/
 
2013-06-17 10:24:06 PM

Fochstockings: Silvara: jaylectricity: Silvara: Did he just call Bergeron the most intelligent player in the NHL? ......wow.

Do you have a better suggestion?

Subban, Datsyuk, H, Sedin to name a few.

Thought this was a troll, but Datsyuk saved it.


Trust me, it's a troll. That's what he does (masquerading as a she).
 
2013-06-17 10:24:37 PM

buckeyebrain: cameroncrazy1984: HoleChicken: Any Farkers in here from the Ithaca area? I'm going to be there for a wedding Saturday night and I need to have a plan to see whatever I can of that game once the wedding ends.

I guess channel will matter, too. If its on NBC, it's one thing, but NBC Sports could complicate stuff.

Ithaca is a Time Warner area and they have NBCSN on the basic package so any sports bar ought to be fine.

Once again, this is the last game that'll be on NBCSN.  Games 4-7 are all scheduled to be on NBC.


Thanks to both of you! Of course, the reception has to end before the game, and depending on the situation I may not worry. I can also listen on my phone if need be.
 
2013-06-17 10:25:18 PM
Chicago's best hope of getting into this game...
 
2013-06-17 10:25:22 PM
Another 2 minutes of Chi no goal
 
2013-06-17 10:25:24 PM
Chicago PP. Boston's sure to get a goal.
 
2013-06-17 10:25:37 PM
With CHI PP, there is absolutely no reason to just trip a guy who might get a break. And it's McQuaid, so it's not like you're losing a PK guy.
 
2013-06-17 10:25:44 PM
Decline the farking penalty, Hawks!
 
2013-06-17 10:25:48 PM

jaylectricity: Silvara: jaylectricity: Silvara: Did he just call Bergeron the most intelligent player in the NHL? ......wow.

Do you have a better suggestion?

Subban, Datsyuk, H, Sedin to name a few.

1 outta 3 is bad. I laugh at Subban and Sedin, but I'm willing to listen to your case for Datsyuk.


Yeah...I agree. That breakaway he just had, and knowing he has no angle, to turn back and wait for someone to attack the net was a text book example of that.

/farking Quaider
 
2013-06-17 10:25:57 PM
That was probably a good penalty to take.
 
2013-06-17 10:26:20 PM

Fubegra: Decline the farking penalty, Hawks!


LOL
 
2013-06-17 10:26:59 PM

Polish Hussar: HoleChicken: Polish Hussar: HoleChicken: Any Farkers in here from the Ithaca area? I'm going to be there for a wedding Saturday night and I need to have a plan to see whatever I can of that game once the wedding ends.

I guess channel will matter, too. If its on NBC, it's one thing, but NBC Sports could complicate stuff.

Sadly, no.  Although, I was in Ithaca for a wedding 2 years ago.  It was one of the best weddings I've ever been to.

GAME ON!

Do you know where in Ithaca it was?

Some resort.  It had something called the Yellow Barn Suite.  Despite the name, it was really nicely appointed on the inside and it was huge for a hotel room.  It was a standalone building, we had the afterparty in their there (FTFM, preview is your friend) and we fit over 30 people in there without it feeling tight at all.


Okay, I found the place.  La Tourelle Resort & Spa.  The Yellow Barn Suite.  CSB:  During the afterparty I made out with a bridesmaid in one of the bedrooms, turned out we were on the bridal bed.  No, the bride and groom were not in it at the time.  They were downstairs enjoying the party.
 
2013-06-17 10:27:36 PM

TheReverendLei: buckeyebrain: HoleChicken: Any Farkers in here from the Ithaca area? I'm going to be there for a wedding Saturday night and I need to have a plan to see whatever I can of that game once the wedding ends.

I guess channel will matter, too. If its on NBC, it's one thing, but NBC Sports could complicate stuff.

Games 4-7 are all on NBC.

You mean game 4 and 5 are on NBC.

/brrooooonnnns in 5


I like your thinking.
 
2013-06-17 10:27:39 PM

sk8r:
That second photo is a little disturbing.


lh4.ggpht.com
 
2013-06-17 10:27:57 PM
i'd like to see Rask get a SOG this series
 
2013-06-17 10:28:02 PM
Yup, skate right into a gaggle of Bruins. Smart. Brains.
 
2013-06-17 10:28:14 PM

Polish Hussar: Polish Hussar: HoleChicken: Polish Hussar: HoleChicken: Any Farkers in here from the Ithaca area? I'm going to be there for a wedding Saturday night and I need to have a plan to see whatever I can of that game once the wedding ends.

I guess channel will matter, too. If its on NBC, it's one thing, but NBC Sports could complicate stuff.

Sadly, no.  Although, I was in Ithaca for a wedding 2 years ago.  It was one of the best weddings I've ever been to.

GAME ON!

Do you know where in Ithaca it was?

Some resort.  It had something called the Yellow Barn Suite.  Despite the name, it was really nicely appointed on the inside and it was huge for a hotel room.  It was a standalone building, we had the afterparty in their there (FTFM, preview is your friend) and we fit over 30 people in there without it feeling tight at all.

Okay, I found the place.  La Tourelle Resort & Spa.  The Yellow Barn Suite.  CSB:  During the afterparty I made out with a bridesmaid in one of the bedrooms, turned out we were on the bridal bed.  No, the bride and groom were not in it at the time.  They were downstairs enjoying the party.


Ahhh, ok. Definitely a different place.
 
2013-06-17 10:28:24 PM
well i fully expect this to wrap up in 5 games

maybe 6.... but doubtful

grats b, i HATE YOURE FRIGGEN GUTS, but i honestly thought the hawks were a better team.  clearly this is not so.

FARK YOU
 
2013-06-17 10:28:33 PM
i36.photobucket.com


The Mamushka!
 
2013-06-17 10:28:43 PM
Looks like the Hawks were watching the 2011 finals for their power play planning.
 
2013-06-17 10:29:11 PM
/drunk
 
2013-06-17 10:29:27 PM
Another Chicago PP. Another 2 minutes of no shots for Chicago.
 
2013-06-17 10:29:41 PM

buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: CBC reporting that the Ottawa Senators have called a press conference for tomorrow for a "major business announcement."  The rumor is that the naming rights to their arena has changed hands and that Scotaibank Place will become the Canadian Tire Centre.

Obligatory, for anybody that watched HNIC in the 80's


good god I remember that ad.  Back in the day it reminded me of when I was really young and the best place to get hockey gear was the hardware store.  For the longest time my ring tone was the HNIC theme song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFN6ET3YL1c  I'll have to bring that one back.
 
2013-06-17 10:29:56 PM
if iwas a hawks fan i would be going bonkers about the lax and lack of pp prowess.
1 shot the last 5, woah.
 
2013-06-17 10:30:04 PM

thisiszombocom: well i fully expect this to wrap up in 5 games

maybe 6.... but doubtful

grats b, i HATE YOURE FRIGGEN GUTS, but i honestly thought the hawks were a better team.  clearly this is not so.

FARK YOU


There is still a loooooong way to go
 
2013-06-17 10:30:10 PM

jaylectricity: Trust me, it's a troll. That's what he does (masquerading as a she).


Uhm...now I remember why I have you in the 'this person is a dipshiat' color.

I'm not a troll, I'm giving my opinion. And I'm sure as fark not a he pretending to be a she. The many people that know and have met me outside of fark can attest to that. But, you go on with your asshole self.
 
2013-06-17 10:30:34 PM

Sliding Carp: The Mamushka!


HAHAHAHAHAAA!!
Good call.
 
2013-06-17 10:30:55 PM
Commercial.   NSFW   NSFW   NSFW
 
2013-06-17 10:30:56 PM
White on puck violence.
 
2013-06-17 10:31:10 PM

Russ1642: Another Chicago PP. Another 2 minutes of no shots for Chicago.


The Bs have to be on the bench picking which one of them will take the next penalty.
 
2013-06-17 10:31:20 PM
Video review ftw
 
2013-06-17 10:32:26 PM

Fochstockings: White on puck violence.


+1
 
2013-06-17 10:32:52 PM
This has become bizarro hockey. Hawks spending all their time on defense, limp and dead on the PP, and showing clear signs of frustration up and down the ice. Someone get them the memo that the B's already signed on for that role, please.
 
2013-06-17 10:33:06 PM

Russ1642: Video review ftw


No penalty, much to the relief of the Chicago fans
 
2013-06-17 10:33:32 PM

Earguy: Commercial.   NSFW   NSFW   NSFW


Classy - none of that "can I get my $50 now?" look.
 
2013-06-17 10:34:28 PM
I have a shot at going to bed before 1:30 with a Bruins win.

(((Whispered softly as to not invoke a jinx)))))
 
2013-06-17 10:35:14 PM

Silvara: jaylectricity: Trust me, it's a troll. That's what he does (masquerading as a she).

Uhm...now I remember why I have you in the 'this person is a dipshiat' color.

I'm not a troll, I'm giving my opinion. And I'm sure as fark not a he pretending to be a she. The many people that know and have met me outside of fark can attest to that. But, you go on with your asshole self.


I was going to white knightess you, but you did a great job on your own. You're well-liked around these parts.
 
2013-06-17 10:35:16 PM
penalty again?  blowout tonight
 
2013-06-17 10:35:23 PM
The Dave Bolland hat trick!
 
2013-06-17 10:35:37 PM
1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-06-17 10:35:53 PM
Well, 2:00 more mins w/o a goal.
 
2013-06-17 10:35:54 PM
Tripping on Chicago
 
2013-06-17 10:36:29 PM

Silvara: jaylectricity: Trust me, it's a troll. That's what he does (masquerading as a she).

Uhm...now I remember why I have you in the 'this person is a dipshiat' color.

I'm not a troll, I'm giving my opinion. And I'm sure as fark not a he pretending to be a she. The many people that know and have met me outside of fark can attest to that. But, you go on with your asshole self.


Yet, instead of just making a case for your opinion you only respond to my post about you being a troll.

You are WAY TOO OBVIOUS!

I'm just trying to help you be better at contributing to these threads.
 
2013-06-17 10:36:36 PM

Silvara: jaylectricity: Trust me, it's a troll. That's what he does (masquerading as a she).

Uhm...now I remember why I have you in the 'this person is a dipshiat' color.

I'm not a troll, I'm giving my opinion. And I'm sure as fark not a he pretending to be a she. The many people that know and have met me outside of fark can attest to that. But, you go on with your asshole self.




I buy it. Datsyuk is a no brainer, H. Sedin is a classic too-smart-for-his-own-good kind of player and Subban is a solidly intelligent player who also happens to be an irredeemable asshole. I'd take Karlsson from Ottawa over Sedin and Subban, mind you.
 
2013-06-17 10:36:49 PM
Crawford's a squirter?
 
2013-06-17 10:36:56 PM
Crawford's getting hammered like Drew
 
2013-06-17 10:37:50 PM

TeamEd: Datsyuk is a no brainer


Also, a magician.
 
2013-06-17 10:37:52 PM
Another good Bruins penalty
 
2013-06-17 10:38:03 PM
Bruins are trying to be too cute.
 
2013-06-17 10:38:08 PM
Dueling power failures, coming up!
 
2013-06-17 10:38:32 PM
Eddie wants a penalty shot on that? What about when Paille was wrastled to the ground in P1?
 
2013-06-17 10:39:02 PM

ytterbium: I was going to white knightess you, but you did a great job on your own. You're well-liked around these parts.


:D Thankeesai.

Hope you're doing well! Did you cook that fish yet? I may have missed you talking about it.
 
2013-06-17 10:39:04 PM
couldn't possibly be a penalty shot, he hadn't taken possession yet
 
2013-06-17 10:39:27 PM
I didn't see Don during the intermission, does Mr. Cherry have the night off?
 
2013-06-17 10:39:30 PM
I love how Ole Eddie said that should have been a PS...

Saad barely broke stride.
 
2013-06-17 10:39:43 PM
Commercial.  SPLINTER!   SNFW   NSFW   NSFW
 
2013-06-17 10:39:50 PM
Love the Nile Rogers rip-off guitar in that Philadelphia cream cheese ad.
 
2013-06-17 10:39:56 PM
i think the hawks may score here. hope im wrong
 
2013-06-17 10:40:06 PM

Fochstockings: Eddie wants a penalty shot on that? What about when Paille was wrastled to the ground in P1?


Paille still got the shot off...Saad player didn't

/borderline food coma
//damn Chinese (food)
 
2013-06-17 10:40:08 PM

rwfan: Bruins are trying to be too cute.


Sometimes you need to practice different styles when you have the opportunity.
 
2013-06-17 10:40:20 PM
fubegra.net
 
2013-06-17 10:40:23 PM
Chicago's PP failure was laughable for awhile, now it's infuriating. DO SOMETHING.
 
2013-06-17 10:41:13 PM

rwfan: Bruins are trying to be too cute.


Every home game...
 
2013-06-17 10:41:24 PM

Silvara: ytterbium: I was going to white knightess you, but you did a great job on your own. You're well-liked around these parts.

:D Thankeesai.

Hope you're doing well! Did you cook that fish yet? I may have missed you talking about it.


Oh god.....it's still in my fridge.
 
2013-06-17 10:41:26 PM
this is pretty lackadaisical for a stanley cup final power play, down 2 with 4 to go
 
2013-06-17 10:41:31 PM
What, the Hawks actually shot the puck on a power play? Never mind, they're back to form.
 
2013-06-17 10:41:45 PM

Earguy: Commercial.  SPLINTER!   SNFW   NSFW   NSFW


#1. Very nice.
 
2013-06-17 10:41:57 PM
Someone told me that Detroit would've scored ALL the powerplays.
 
2013-06-17 10:42:02 PM

Polish Hussar: I didn't see Don during the intermission, does Mr. Cherry have the night off?


1st intermission.
 
2013-06-17 10:42:16 PM
any 6-on-4?
 
2013-06-17 10:42:29 PM

TeamEd: I buy it. Datsyuk is a no brainer, H. Sedin is a classic too-smart-for-his-own-good kind of player and Subban is a solidly intelligent player who also happens to be an irredeemable asshole. I'd take Karlsson from Ottawa over Sedin and Subban, mind you.


He's one of those irredeemable assholes that you hate on every team but your own. ;) You've got me on Karlsson though, also a damn good/smart player.
 
2013-06-17 10:42:37 PM

ytterbium: Silvara: ytterbium: I was going to white knightess you, but you did a great job on your own. You're well-liked around these parts.

:D Thankeesai.

Hope you're doing well! Did you cook that fish yet? I may have missed you talking about it.

Oh god.....it's still in my fridge.


Wait, are you talking about the perch your son caught barehanded?  Because I could have sworn you said you were going to toss that in the trash.
 
2013-06-17 10:42:44 PM
haha no shots really.......again.
 
2013-06-17 10:42:50 PM
Bets on empty net?
 
2013-06-17 10:42:57 PM
Pulling the goaltender? That's guaranteed suicide.
 
2013-06-17 10:43:05 PM
Pulled goalie in 3, 2, 1...
 
2013-06-17 10:43:18 PM
Can't believe Chicago has so many offensive weapons yet is so terrible on the PP.
 
2013-06-17 10:43:18 PM
EMPTY NET!!!
 
2013-06-17 10:43:36 PM

ytterbium: Oh god.....it's still in my fridge.


Fridge or freezer? Hopefully freezer, otherwise....rut ro.
 
2013-06-17 10:43:51 PM
Empty net at :49
 
2013-06-17 10:43:53 PM

sno man: Polish Hussar: I didn't see Don during the intermission, does Mr. Cherry have the night off?

1st intermission.


Ah, thank you.  You wouldn't happen to know which song the CBC used for tonight's opening montage, would you?
 
2013-06-17 10:44:14 PM
Good game Chicago....lol
 
2013-06-17 10:44:41 PM

Fubegra: Pulling the goaltender? That's guaranteed suicide.


The Bruins saved the playoffs pulling the goalie
 
2013-06-17 10:44:42 PM
POST!
 
2013-06-17 10:44:43 PM
PING
 
2013-06-17 10:44:44 PM
I'd have LOL'd if that puck had slid into the net.
 
2013-06-17 10:44:48 PM

Silvara: TeamEd: I buy it. Datsyuk is a no brainer, H. Sedin is a classic too-smart-for-his-own-good kind of player and Subban is a solidly intelligent player who also happens to be an irredeemable asshole. I'd take Karlsson from Ottawa over Sedin and Subban, mind you.

He's one of those irredeemable assholes that you hate on every team but your own. ;) You've got me on Karlsson though, also a damn good/smart player.




It's just, half the time you feel like the rest of the Habs are the ones he pisses off the most.
 
2013-06-17 10:45:01 PM
FRIES ARE DONE!!!
 
2013-06-17 10:45:13 PM
*Byng*
too little too late....
 
2013-06-17 10:45:23 PM

Polish Hussar: ytterbium: Silvara: ytterbium: I was going to white knightess you, but you did a great job on your own. You're well-liked around these parts.

:D Thankeesai.

Hope you're doing well! Did you cook that fish yet? I may have missed you talking about it.

Oh god.....it's still in my fridge.

Wait, are you talking about the perch your son caught barehanded?  Because I could have sworn you said you were going to toss that in the trash.


It's wrapped like a mummy but yeah...it's there. I think I'll toss it in the river when he isn't looking.

/I swear I'm a great housekeeper
//f+cking Hawks
 
2013-06-17 10:45:32 PM
Here we go!
 
2013-06-17 10:45:36 PM
I GOTMY FIGHT!!!!!!
 
2013-06-17 10:45:36 PM
marchand getting owned
 
2013-06-17 10:45:45 PM
SCRUMMMMM
 
2013-06-17 10:45:50 PM
chicago has a butthurt, lol
 
2013-06-17 10:45:50 PM
It's a shame the Hawks waited until now to show up. Too little, too late!
 
2013-06-17 10:45:56 PM

Publikwerks: Fubegra: Pulling the goaltender? That's guaranteed suicide.

The Bruins saved the playoffs pulling the goalie


This 100X !
 
2013-06-17 10:46:10 PM
This series is over.
 
2013-06-17 10:46:29 PM
hey, way to show up at the 59th minute, hawks.
 
2013-06-17 10:46:35 PM
Sore losers are gonna be just a little more sore.
 
2013-06-17 10:46:55 PM
A low down, dirty shame.

Hope it somehow carries over into Game 4.
 
2013-06-17 10:47:01 PM

Polish Hussar: sno man: Polish Hussar: I didn't see Don during the intermission, does Mr. Cherry have the night off?

1st intermission.

Ah, thank you.  You wouldn't happen to know which song the CBC used for tonight's opening montage, would you?




The Twitter says Neil Young.
 
2013-06-17 10:47:31 PM
i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-17 10:47:33 PM

jaylectricity: This series is over.


You're still crazy. Even after this atrocity.
 
2013-06-17 10:47:37 PM

irishman4: chicago has a butthurt, lol


To be expected, I think Chara was trying to mount that guy
 
2013-06-17 10:47:46 PM

Polish Hussar: sno man: Polish Hussar: I didn't see Don during the intermission, does Mr. Cherry have the night off?

1st intermission.

Ah, thank you.  You wouldn't happen to know which song the CBC used for tonight's opening montage, would you?


Neil Young.... not 100% was in and out, mostly out, Rust Never Sleeps ?
 
2013-06-17 10:47:48 PM

TeamEd: Polish Hussar: sno man: Polish Hussar: I didn't see Don during the intermission, does Mr. Cherry have the night off?

1st intermission.

Ah, thank you.  You wouldn't happen to know which song the CBC used for tonight's opening montage, would you?



The Twitter says Neil Young.


They even showed him performing on stage
 
2013-06-17 10:47:53 PM

sk8r: Publikwerks: Fubegra: Pulling the goaltender? That's guaranteed suicide.

The Bruins saved the playoffs pulling the goalie

This 100X !


Thanks, Toronto!
 
2013-06-17 10:47:54 PM

Fubegra: It's a shame the Hawks waited until now to show up. Too little, too late!


Ayup.
 
2013-06-17 10:48:06 PM

MrJesus: jaylectricity: This series is over.

You're still crazy. Even after this atrocity.


You keep saying that about me. I keep being right about the Bruins.
 
2013-06-17 10:48:16 PM

Polish Hussar: irishman4: chicago has a butthurt, lol

To be expected, I think Chara was trying to mount that guy


Mount his head over his fireplace, maybe.
 
2013-06-17 10:48:28 PM

jaylectricity: This series is over.


Eh. Chicago still has a lot of talent and these games have been very close. I can still see this going 6 or 7.
 
2013-06-17 10:48:39 PM
We secretly replaced the Blackhawks with the Sharks. Let's see if anyone notices.
 
2013-06-17 10:48:43 PM

Russ1642: TeamEd: Polish Hussar: sno man: Polish Hussar: I didn't see Don during the intermission, does Mr. Cherry have the night off?

1st intermission.

Ah, thank you.  You wouldn't happen to know which song the CBC used for tonight's opening montage, would you?

The Twitter says Neil Young.

They even showed him performing on stage



I missed the montage. Think it was Hey Hey, My My
 
2013-06-17 10:48:44 PM
Chicago can't seem to win without a few lucky bounces and bogus penalties.
 
2013-06-17 10:48:53 PM

Russ1642: TeamEd: Polish Hussar: sno man: Polish Hussar: I didn't see Don during the intermission, does Mr. Cherry have the night off?

1st intermission.

Ah, thank you.  You wouldn't happen to know which song the CBC used for tonight's opening montage, would you?

The Twitter says Neil Young.

They even showed him performing on stage


Sorry I missed it.  Hopefully You Tube will come through for me.  Thanks everyone.
 
2013-06-17 10:48:57 PM

Polish Hussar: irishman4: chicago has a butthurt, lol

To be expected, I think Chara was trying to mount that guy


Well to be fair, Moose have terrible eyesight and will mount just about anything in rutting season.
 
2013-06-17 10:48:58 PM
have i mentioned i'm really starting to hate that farking fall out boy song?
 
2013-06-17 10:49:12 PM

TeamEd: It's just, half the time you feel like the rest of the Habs are the ones he pisses off the most.


*snort* I think that was less the case this year than in years previous, but it's still there, yeah.

ytterbium: It's wrapped like a mummy but yeah...it's there. I think I'll toss it in the river when he isn't looking.


Oof...better do something with it soon. :D
 
2013-06-17 10:49:40 PM
Well, if we can't haz bonus hockies, we can haz delay for fights?
 
2013-06-17 10:49:46 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Chicago can't seem to win without a few lucky bounces and bogus penalties.


The butthurt is (STILL) strong in this one.
 
2013-06-17 10:49:53 PM
B'S WIN!!!
 
2013-06-17 10:50:03 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2013-06-17 10:50:14 PM
Chicago radio DJ just compared the Hawks PP to Carlos Marmol.  Man, that's depressing.
 
2013-06-17 10:50:20 PM
Rask will be mvp
 
2013-06-17 10:50:38 PM
Chicago 0-2 Boston
Boston Bruins lead STANLEY CUP FINAL 2-1.
 
2013-06-17 10:50:40 PM
I'm going to sleep before 11.  YES!!!  YES!!!!

/off my lawn
 
2013-06-17 10:50:44 PM
Arraight friends, when's the next game?
 
2013-06-17 10:50:44 PM
Solid game by Rask. No arguing the better team tonight.

See you guys next time.
 
2013-06-17 10:50:54 PM
And that, my fellow Farkers, was an ass kicking.  Hopefully Chicago plays better on Wednesday.
 
2013-06-17 10:50:59 PM
Hawks looked a bit flat. Unlike the Bs in game 2, they didn't get much better until there was like a minute left.
 
2013-06-17 10:51:01 PM
I'm glad Rask got the shutout.  Great series.
 
2013-06-17 10:51:08 PM
The Monday Night Raw thread outpaced this one threefold, guys.
 
2013-06-17 10:51:22 PM

Russ1642: Rask will be mvp




At this point, he should be MVP win or lose.
 
2013-06-17 10:51:30 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Polish Hussar: irishman4: chicago has a butthurt, lol

To be expected, I think Chara was trying to mount that guy

Well to be fair, Moose have terrible eyesight and will mount just about anything in rutting season.


+1  Lol'd, would lol again.

CBC stars:
Bergeron *
Rask **
Seguin ***
 
2013-06-17 10:51:33 PM
i36.photobucket.com

BRUINS WIN!

i36.photobucket.com
i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-17 10:51:46 PM

heybails: Chicago radio DJ just compared the Hawks PP to Carlos Marmol.  Man, that's depressing.


Accurate though.

Congrats Boston, hope Chicago puts up more of a fight Wednesday.
 
2013-06-17 10:51:50 PM

Fubegra: It's a shame the Hawks waited until now to show up. Too little, too late!


You call this "showing up"?

They're frustrated, they don't understand why they're losing, they think they're as good as the 2011 Canucks, yet they just don't get it.

So they just decide to start fighting after the whistle. Every team in this playoffs has decided to "Not Poke the Bear" or they decided to try to play the Bruins style and every single time, they fail.

You want to beat the Bruins? Play your game. Stop trying to outsmart the Bruins. It doesn't work. That's why guys like Bergeron get labeled the smartest guys in the league.
 
2013-06-17 10:52:12 PM
Well that wasn't the greatest game to watch but it ended in the right fashion - with the Bruins win.
 
2013-06-17 10:52:14 PM

heybails: Chicago radio DJ just compared the Hawks PP to Carlos Marmol.  Man, that's depressing.


That's unfair. To Marmol.

/at least Marmol can convert a save opportunity every once in a while
 
2013-06-17 10:52:35 PM
Good game, Chicago...

Bruins were bordering on dominant tonight. Got to expect Chicago to come out firing on Wednesday.
 
2013-06-17 10:52:43 PM
Boston just outplayed Chicago, who just didn't look good at all. I wonder how much of that had to do with Hossa being scratched.
 
2013-06-17 10:52:51 PM

Earguy: Arraight friends, when's the next game?


Wednesday at 8:00pm Eastern
 
2013-06-17 10:53:02 PM

HeathenHealer: jaylectricity: This series is over.

Eh. Chicago still has a lot of talent and these games have been very close. I can still see this going 6 or 7.


Have fun with that. I'm planning a camping trip next week. Hopefully we can squeeze in that parade before Thursday next week.
 
2013-06-17 10:53:22 PM

aintnuttintofarkwith: The Monday Night Raw thread outpaced this one threefold, guys.


Are you saying that we can have  NO PEASITT ?
 
2013-06-17 10:53:51 PM

jaylectricity: HeathenHealer: jaylectricity: This series is over.

Eh. Chicago still has a lot of talent and these games have been very close. I can still see this going 6 or 7.

Have fun with that. I'm planning a camping trip next week. Hopefully we can squeeze in that parade before Thursday next week.


Now, now. Let's have no talk of parades.


Yet....
 
2013-06-17 10:54:01 PM

desertgeek: Boston just outplayed Chicago, who just didn't look good at all. I wonder how much of that had to do with Hossa being scratched.


In my completely uninformed opinion, I'd say a lot.
 
2013-06-17 10:54:09 PM

aintnuttintofarkwith: The Monday Night Raw thread outpaced this one threefold, guys.


Well, when the thread gets greened hours earlier, and the people who watch wrestling don't have jobs and live in their parent's basements...it's kinda hard to compete with that.
 
2013-06-17 10:54:12 PM
Goodnight friends!
 
2013-06-17 10:54:22 PM

keylock71: Good game, Chicago...

Bruins were bordering on dominant tonight. Got to expect Chicago to come out firing on Wednesday.


They'd better. Not trying to be cocky (no really!) but after the first 2-3 minutes, I didn't feel like the Bruins were in danger of losing tonight.
 
2013-06-17 10:55:08 PM

aintnuttintofarkwith: The Monday Night Raw thread outpaced this one threefold, guys.


it also hit the main at 3 hours earlier, but it always draws well.
 
2013-06-17 10:55:23 PM

keylock71: Good game, Chicago...



false.
 
2013-06-17 10:56:01 PM

keylock71: Good game, Chicago...

Bruins were bordering on dominant tonight. Got to expect Chicago to come out firing on Wednesday.


I'm expecting a CCC (Classic Chicago Choke). Just good enough to get our hopes up, then *POOF* they vanish like a mirage.
 
2013-06-17 10:56:46 PM
It would have been fun to be in the North End tonight.
 
2013-06-17 10:56:54 PM

desertgeek: Boston just outplayed Chicago, who just didn't look good at all. I wonder how much of that had to do with Hossa being scratched.


The rumor around Chicago is that Toews has been playing with a shoulder injury since the end of the regular season, which would explain why he's been nothing all playoffs.

/and damn does this series show how badly the Hawks miss Byfuglien
 
2013-06-17 10:57:27 PM

aintnuttintofarkwith: The Monday Night Raw thread outpaced this one threefold, guys.


In other news, all Finals games are greatly outpacing the Finals of that other predetermined pseudo-sport.
 
2013-06-17 10:57:35 PM
Hawks, did you not get my memo? That nice Marian boy said he'd be sure to pass it on...
 
2013-06-17 10:57:50 PM

Polish Hussar: desertgeek: Boston just outplayed Chicago, who just didn't look good at all. I wonder how much of that had to do with Hossa being scratched.

In my completely uninformed opinion, I'd say a lot.


Yeah, my gut feeling is the same. Just no time to prepare for missing a major part of the team's success.
 
2013-06-17 10:58:03 PM
Well, I guessed a 5-1 blowout, so I guess I'm just a dipshiat retard.

My tits are better than Silvara's.
 
2013-06-17 10:59:46 PM

jaylectricity: Well, I guessed a 5-1 blowout, so I guess I'm just a dipshiat retard.

My tits are better than Silvara's.


Pics ... (checks profile)...

Never mind.
 
2013-06-17 11:00:30 PM

buckeyebrain: aintnuttintofarkwith: The Monday Night Raw thread outpaced this one threefold, guys.

In other news, all Finals games are greatly outpacing the Finals of that other predetermined pseudo-sport.


So you're saying hockey is a predetermined pseudo sport?

/seriously, are we that insecure in ice hockey's self-evident awesomeness that we need to snipe at ball fans?
 
2013-06-17 11:00:32 PM
I've been out most of the night. I assume the game hasn't started yet?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-17 11:01:58 PM

caira: buckeyebrain: aintnuttintofarkwith: The Monday Night Raw thread outpaced this one threefold, guys.

In other news, all Finals games are greatly outpacing the Finals of that other predetermined pseudo-sport.

So you're saying hockey is a predetermined pseudo sport?

/seriously, are we that insecure in ice hockey's self-evident awesomeness that we need to snipe at ball fans?


Actually, it's the marks in those threads that seem insecure.  "Hurr huur, we beat hockey a couple of nights.  Go Hulk, I mean, LeBron!!!! Derp!"
 
2013-06-17 11:02:25 PM

Fochstockings: jaylectricity: Well, I guessed a 5-1 blowout, so I guess I'm just a dipshiat retard.

My tits are better than Silvara's.

Pics ... (checks profile)...

Never mind.


Haha, yeah...I wish I had time to fix my profile.
 
2013-06-17 11:03:41 PM
Not even 700 comments for this thread.

It warms my heart because nobody wants my team to win. Yet the entire thread is full of reddish or pinkish highlighted comments that denote a Boston bias.
 
2013-06-17 11:04:58 PM

ds_4815: I've been out most of the night. I assume the game hasn't started yet?

[i.imgur.com image 623x349]


You are correct.  Your DVR paused time, this entire thread is us killing time until you came home and unpaused the world.
/Not trying to be mean, just funny
//Kind of drunk right now
///Stanley Cup Finals + Alcohol = Awesome
 
2013-06-17 11:05:29 PM

jaylectricity: Well, I guessed a 5-1 blowout, so I guess I'm just a dipshiat retard.

My tits are better than Silvara's.


Those are some fine breasts!  A little gravy......mashed potatoes.....
 
2013-06-17 11:05:44 PM