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(Pro Football Mock)   Vladimir Putin: "I vill NEVER give back your Super Bowl ring, Robert Kraft"   (profootballmock.com) divider line 64
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2013-06-17 08:55:56 AM  
this story makes no sense.
 
2013-06-17 08:58:30 AM  

BalugaJoe: this story makes no sense.

That accent is what happens when Latvians teach Finns to speak Swedish in German.
 
2013-06-17 08:59:09 AM  
I'm not reading that stupid "funny" article.
 
2013-06-17 08:59:52 AM  
That was garbage
 
2013-06-17 09:00:36 AM  
Yup, total garbage.  Someone get the lights on their way out.
 
2013-06-17 09:02:20 AM  
that was like something from a Jr. High creative writing class.  unreadable
 
2013-06-17 09:04:46 AM  

CaliNJGuy: that was like something from a Jr. High creative writing class.  unreadable


Something from a Jr High School Blog by some Beavis who thinks he has writing talent. That shiate wouldn't make it to class...
 
2013-06-17 09:07:02 AM  
Putin is German?
 
2013-06-17 09:08:05 AM  

CaliNJGuy: that was like something from a Jr. High creative writing class.  unreadable


Sports "writer" tries satire, with predictable results.
 
2013-06-17 09:08:27 AM  
He better stop complaining or he is going to get a ring made of Plutonium.
 
2013-06-17 09:08:34 AM  
"So Robert Kraft, I see you are whining like leetle babooshka to your pathetic American media about how I stole your precious diamond ring from, how you say, the Bowl of Super, ya? Vell listen up, Comrade Crybaby: zees ring, eet is MINE now, und eet vill NEVER defect back to your fat capitalist pig finger again, comprenski?"

Paeee that maain his mahney!

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2013-06-17 09:09:31 AM  
WTF was that? Was that supposed to be funny?
 
2013-06-17 09:12:57 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: I'm not reading that stupid "funny" article.


I'm glad I read these comments first. Saved me from clicking on a Pro Football Mock article.
 
2013-06-17 09:20:06 AM  
Who greens this garbage???
 
2013-06-17 09:21:15 AM  
Robert Kraft last seen buying a Geiger counter..
 
2013-06-17 09:21:56 AM  
SuperDeluxe link.
 
2013-06-17 09:24:08 AM  
I hate to say it, but my headline, and the article written by the Toronto Star, makes a hell of a lot more sense.

Nice Super Bowl ring. - PAUSE - It's mine now, thanks. Yoink

I guess I forgot to pay my modmin bill this week.
 
2013-06-17 09:38:51 AM  
Pro Football Mock is not funny. It never was funny. It will never be funny. This was complete dreck. But the QB text message thing from all last year was worse. It went on way too long. It was like when you bring a smelly bag of trash out to the dumpster but didn't notice it was leaking so it leaves a long trail of stanky shiat water. And as you retrace your steps back inside all you can think is, "My god, this smells so bad and it just.... keeps... going!" When I would say this over and over in the past itwas met with the "Stop liking what I don't like" picture. But now it seems people are getting it: it's not a matter of personal taste, but instead a universal fact that the site blows. Hard.
 
2013-06-17 09:44:32 AM  

indarwinsshadow: I hate to say it, but my headline, and the article written by the Toronto Star, makes a hell of a lot more sense.

Nice Super Bowl ring. - PAUSE - It's mine now, thanks. Yoink

I guess I forgot to pay my modmin bill this week.


Liters don't get green lights.
 
2013-06-17 09:50:46 AM  
In related news Robert Kraft has come down with a case of Polonium poisoning.
 
2013-06-17 09:54:06 AM  

BitwiseShift: BalugaJoe: this story makes no sense.
That accent is what happens when Latvians teach Finns to speak Swedish in German.


I'd go with Estonians, not Latvians.
 
2013-06-17 09:57:01 AM  

potterydove: indarwinsshadow: I hate to say it, but my headline, and the article written by the Toronto Star, makes a hell of a lot more sense.

Nice Super Bowl ring. - PAUSE - It's mine now, thanks. Yoink

I guess I forgot to pay my modmin bill this week.

Liters don't get green lights.


That's BS.

I've only had TF for 6 weeks because someone was nice enough to sponsor me for the hockey playoffs, and I've only gotten one green.

I've got 21 as a liter.
 
2013-06-17 09:58:35 AM  
Robert Kraft: Hey, Vladimir! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
(reaches into hat, pulls out Tim Tebow instead, everyone boos and guffaws)
Vladimir Putin: No, you no get ring back. Is Russian tradition to steal from Jews.
 
2013-06-17 10:00:54 AM  
You don't bring macaroni and cheese to a nuke fight.

Let it go man, it's gone.
 
2013-06-17 10:06:20 AM  
PFM:  The FarkTV of sports satire.
 
2013-06-17 10:11:49 AM  
what is this I don't even...............
 
2013-06-17 10:13:34 AM  
Well the ring was a small thing to wager for a shot at one of those mini giraffes
 
2013-06-17 10:13:49 AM  
What trillion dollar bill?
 
2013-06-17 10:14:05 AM  
"But it's engraved. That means it has meaning to me."

Am I the only one that thinks Putin's story actually makes slightly more sense??
 
2013-06-17 10:28:47 AM  
This went green?? Fark is slipping
 
2013-06-17 10:33:35 AM  

limeyfellow: In related news Robert Kraft has come down with a case of Polonium poisoning.


Personally, I am going with "accidentally shot himself in the back five times".
 
2013-06-17 10:42:14 AM  

potterydove: indarwinsshadow: I hate to say it, but my headline, and the article written by the Toronto Star, makes a hell of a lot more sense.

Nice Super Bowl ring. - PAUSE - It's mine now, thanks. Yoink

I guess I forgot to pay my modmin bill this week.

Liters don't get green lights.


I have 2. Just saying.
 
2013-06-17 10:47:06 AM  
I hate this article and I hate the author. I hate them both so bad.
 
2013-06-17 10:49:07 AM  
In their defense, I'm pretty sure that nobody who writes for PFM actually expects people to read it.
 
2013-06-17 11:10:46 AM  
So you counter a douche move with an even bigger douche move?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-06-17 11:26:22 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

"Excuse my French, but you're an asshole"

...to everyone involved in this story.

.....including the Submitter and the author.
 
2013-06-17 11:30:47 AM  
Seems like a sure way to start a new diet based heavely on castor seeds seasoned with a touch of plumonyum
 
2013-06-17 11:32:29 AM  
I can t wait for Putin to make an appearance on Pawn Stars
 
2013-06-17 11:32:57 AM  
Wouldn't it be funny if the US sent a quadruple agent in to steal the ring back and Kraft flaunted it all over television and the quadruple agent outed the US leading to massive international tensions and the start of WWIII and they forced all farks grammer nazi's to read my post six thousand times a day?
 
2013-06-17 11:39:55 AM  
This is why I usually read the thread before I RTFA.  Saves a lot of time.
 
2013-06-17 11:44:31 AM  
Is this from the writers of Fark TV?
 
2013-06-17 11:50:40 AM  
... can't they just make him a new ring?

/not going to read article.
 
2013-06-17 12:04:18 PM  

Harv72b: In their defense, I'm pretty sure that nobody who writes for PFM actually expects people to read it.


Unfortunately it seems to get more clicks than real articles
5175 clicks;

At least I can be secure in the knowledge that i was not one of those clicks.
 
2013-06-17 12:05:57 PM  
Very nice. So I guess the next time people see Putin walking towards them, they should yell "Oh shiat, here comes Deebo!!!" and start hiding all their valuables in their pockets.

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2013-06-17 12:06:04 PM  
This calls fo Bruce Willis
 
2013-06-17 12:14:11 PM  
I got as far as the use of the word "Comrade" before deciding it wasn't worth my time, even though I heard a story about this on the radio today.
 
2013-06-17 12:17:06 PM  
We needed a little humor to help get us through the day.  What we got was very little humor.
 
2013-06-17 12:34:21 PM  

indarwinsshadow: I hate to say it, but my headline, and the article written by the Toronto Star, makes a hell of a lot more sense.

Nice Super Bowl ring. - PAUSE - It's mine now, thanks. Yoink


I think what subby is trying to say is that he's never gonna give it up.  I'm sorry he let you down.
 
2013-06-17 12:44:15 PM  
The more hate and animosity for subby that a green will generate, the more likely they'll green it.
 
2013-06-17 12:57:15 PM  

ReverendJynxed: The more hate and animosity for subby that a green will generate, the more likely they'll green it.


6276 clicks;

Still going strong.
 
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