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(Short List)   Ignoring everyone in my life for the next 4 days because guinea pig armor is for sale on eBay   (shortlist.com) divider line 38
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2013-06-17 08:46:12 AM
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"Mithril! All folk desired it. It could be beaten like copper, and polished like glass; and the Dwarves could make of it a metal, light and yet harder than tempered steel. Its beauty was like to that of common silver, but the beauty of mithril did not tarnish or grow dim."
 
2013-06-17 08:46:45 AM
Forsooth, I am verily startled!
 
2013-06-17 08:47:11 AM
I saw this and thought, how cool! G-pigs are such good pets for kids, as they rarely bite. I have had several. They are gone now. I still smile when I crinkle a plastic bag. I can almost hear a distant "wheek!"
 
2013-06-17 08:47:32 AM
:(

I wish my 6 year old self had known of this as a kid, I found my poor Fluffy in furry pieces in the backyard - and swore eternal damnation on the local cat.

If only he had had +4 Plate.
 
2013-06-17 08:47:35 AM
Bad idea.  Someone, SOMEONE is going to test it out with a BB gun.
 
2013-06-17 08:52:25 AM
Well I'll be damned.
 
2013-06-17 08:53:43 AM
I predict guinea pig jousting will become a popular sport hobby time-waster for the very-bored.
 
2013-06-17 08:56:50 AM

tigerose: I saw this and thought, how cool! G-pigs are such good pets for kids, as they rarely bite. I have had several. They are gone now. I still smile when I crinkle a plastic bag. I can almost hear a distant "wheek!"





They also make good table fare when done being pets
 
2013-06-17 09:01:33 AM
Lemmiwinks is going to destroy mr slave
 
2013-06-17 09:07:07 AM
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2013-06-17 09:07:50 AM
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2013-06-17 09:08:42 AM

oldfarthenry: I predict guinea pig jousting will become a popular sport hobby time-waster for the very-bored stoned.


FTFY
 
2013-06-17 09:08:49 AM
Damnit!
 
2013-06-17 09:25:16 AM

Zeb Hesselgresser: Bad idea.  Someone, SOMEONE is going to test it out with a BB gun.


They probably done that already. It's a guinea pig armor after all.
 
2013-06-17 09:36:49 AM
I have a guinea pig. He would look like such a bad ass.
 
2013-06-17 09:43:30 AM
So for the next four days you'll be camping their respawn point at Petsmart hoping to get the whole set for the bonus to ministration skill and 10% reduction in heal-spell rescast time?
 
2013-06-17 09:56:04 AM
Just what Mme.Mersault needs for the p1g5....
 
2013-06-17 10:01:18 AM
Not a big seller in the South American market.
 
2013-06-17 10:08:53 AM

Langdon_777: :(

I wish my 6 year old self had known of this as a kid, I found my poor Fluffy in furry pieces in the backyard - and swore eternal damnation on the local cat.

If only he had had +4 Plate.


My cats (one a cold blooded killer) doesn't bother the guinea pigs at all.  I would suspect a bird got the piggy,  but it could have been a cat.  We did keep the piggies in cat proof cages for a few weeks so maybe they became acclimated.

We now have a drainage tube from the cage to a small kiddie pool (easy cleaning) for them to run around in.  Occasionally we catch a cat in there eating their grass or just sitting for no apparent reason.

The real lesson here is:
Step 1: Put something unique on e-bay with a long sell period
Step 2: Submit articles to wherever you can.  (And then get those submitted to Fark and Reddit).
Step 3: Profit.
 
2013-06-17 10:19:46 AM

Mike: Just what Mme.Mersault needs for the p1g5....


Yuuup

/I  miss my pigs

all 14 of them (at one point
 
2013-06-17 10:25:39 AM

Felgraf:


First thing I thought of too, but I was late to the party.
 
2013-06-17 10:46:07 AM
Made me immediately think of Action Cats.
 
2013-06-17 10:51:51 AM

TheGogmagog: Langdon_777: :(

I wish my 6 year old self had known of this as a kid, I found my poor Fluffy in furry pieces in the backyard - and swore eternal damnation on the local cat.

If only he had had +4 Plate.

My cats (one a cold blooded killer) doesn't bother the guinea pigs at all.  I would suspect a bird got the piggy,  but it could have been a cat.  We did keep the piggies in cat proof cages for a few weeks so maybe they became acclimated.

We now have a drainage tube from the cage to a small kiddie pool (easy cleaning) for them to run around in.  Occasionally we catch a cat in there eating their grass or just sitting for no apparent reason.

The real lesson here is:
Step 1: Put something unique on e-bay with a long sell period
Step 2: Submit articles to wherever you can.  (And then get those submitted to Fark and Reddit).
Step 3: Profit.


Definately PROFIT :D

But I am sure the pieces of Fluffy I collected were the result of a cat and not a bird (we really do not have birds like that around here.)

I can picture the night ever so clearly .. "Fluffy! Fluffy! come here little one!" ... walk around the side and see blood splattered black and white fur with fleshy bits ... "Fluffy? Fluffy!? FLUFFY!" .. it definitely damaged me :(
 
2013-06-17 11:24:45 AM
First we give microbes the ability to resist drugs.

Then we give plants the ability to resist poisons.

And NOW we are giving furry animals the ability to resist squooshing?

This is the end of mankind.
 
2013-06-17 11:28:02 AM

Mike: Just what Mme.Mersault needs for the p1g5....


If I had the cash ... I would buy the hell out of that armor.
 
2013-06-17 11:39:12 AM
Anyone posted this yet?
cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2013-06-17 11:39:57 AM
Misread that as "guinea pig amor is for sale on eBay." DO NOT WANT
 
2013-06-17 11:41:21 AM
HAMPSTER TIP:DON'T SPELL IT WITH A "P," YOU DUMPSHIAT!
 
2013-06-17 11:43:23 AM

i upped my meds-up yours: HAMPSTER TIP:DON'T SPELL IT WITH A "P," YOU DUMPSHIAT!


Don't be silly. Hampsters live in the Hamptons!
 
2013-06-17 11:48:53 AM
I was hoping that this would be armor made of guinea pigs. I'd be immune to Lawful Good everywhere! Mwhahahahaha
 
2013-06-17 12:16:00 PM
A challenger appears!

oi44.tinypic.com

/It's funny until the little guy starts running around on the floor and you realize that there's a very good chance he will stab you...
 
2013-06-17 12:41:34 PM

Xenomech: A challenger appears!

[oi44.tinypic.com image 631x463]

/It's funny until the little guy starts running around on the floor and you realize that there's a very good chance he will stab you...



I imagine that getting duct tape off a bunny (unless you happen to hate the bunny) is also not very funny.

Your cunning plan... ?
 
2013-06-17 12:42:08 PM
Is someone fielding a snotling army?
 
2013-06-17 12:52:01 PM

Jument: Xenomech: A challenger appears!

[oi44.tinypic.com image 631x463]

/It's funny until the little guy starts running around on the floor and you realize that there's a very good chance he will stab you...


I imagine that getting duct tape off a bunny (unless you happen to hate the bunny) is also not very funny.

Your cunning plan... ?


...was to put two pieces of duct tape together to make a non-sticky belt.
 
2013-06-17 01:36:28 PM
Meh, let me know when it can fly a plane and captain a diving bell
 
2013-06-17 05:49:27 PM
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2013-06-17 10:13:45 PM
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2013-06-17 10:27:38 PM
I saw this earlier today (on a guitar forum, while dropping a twosie). I heard my wife walk past the bathroom, so I called out to her: "Hey, can we get a guinea pig?"
"...why?"
"Coz I found this AWESOME suit of armor for one!"
"No."
"Ok, can we just get the armor then?"
"I'm ignoring you now."
 
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