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(BBC)   Neighbour, hold my beer, I'm gonna climb out your 15th floor window because I am locked out. Shockingly drunk guy manages not to kill himself   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 28
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2013-06-17 09:06:44 AM
Shockingly drunk sounds like fun.
 
2013-06-17 09:06:59 AM
"Drunk" drunk or MADD drunk?
 
2013-06-17 09:09:34 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: "Drunk" drunk or MADD drunk?


Given that he is alive, he was probably shockingly drunk.
 
2013-06-17 09:12:35 AM
He landed on a flock of sheep, which helped to cushion his fall.
 
2013-06-17 09:13:20 AM
FTFA: "It's more internal injuries. He's broken some bones in his ribs and neck but they're not important bones."

I lol'd
 
2013-06-17 09:16:57 AM

FrancoFile: He landed on a flock of sheep, which helped to cushion his fall.


How many of the sheep are now pregnant?
 
2013-06-17 09:17:32 AM
from tfa:

'In December 2007, New York window cleaner Alcides Moreno plummeted 47 floors when cables holding the platform he and his brother were working on failed. His brother died but Mr Moreno made a full recovery, something doctors attributed in part to his escaping major head injuries.
In June 2010 a four-year-old boy escaped with minor injuries after falling from the 17th floor of a hotel in Miami. Joey Williams, who bounced off palm trees as he fell to the 10th-floor pool area, was sitting up in bed by the next day.'

holy shiat. I would never, ever leave the ground floor ever again
 
2013-06-17 09:20:34 AM
"He was awake and laughing on Monday, but had no recollection of what happened"

Darwin: `What the - why I never - God, what's up?'

God: `He amuses me.'
 
2013-06-17 09:21:35 AM
NeighboUr?

Also, he climbed our window first and then your window?
 
2013-06-17 09:22:26 AM
Subby and mods,  our your proofreading sucks.


/that's the jpke
 
2013-06-17 09:26:05 AM

boarch: FTFA: "It's more internal injuries. He's broken some bones in his ribs and neck but they're not important bones."

I lol'd


Yup, good to know those bones in our necks aren't important. I'll have to share the news with my quadriplegic friend.
 
2013-06-17 09:28:27 AM

mayIFark: NeighboUr?


Them English don't know how to spell words in English! DeUrp.
 
2013-06-17 09:33:08 AM

phrawgh: Subby and mods,  our your proofreading sucks.


/that's the jpke


Yep, schlubster almost accidentally the whole thing.
 
2013-06-17 09:37:48 AM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: boarch: FTFA: "It's more internal injuries. He's broken some bones in his ribs and neck but they're not important bones."

I lol'd

Yup, good to know those bones in our necks aren't important. I'll have to share the news with my quadriplegic friend.


I broke an unimportant bone in my neck.
All bones in the neck are unimportant.

Connect these dots for me.
 
2013-06-17 09:55:54 AM

oldfarthenry: mayIFark: NeighboUr?

Them English don't know how to spell words in English! DeUrp.


I know its the British spelling of neighbor, but why use it on fark just because its a BBC story.

/Colour me shoucked
//nout really
 
2013-06-17 09:59:49 AM
I was shocked, shocked to see how drunk that guy was after 2 Miller Lites
 
GBB
2013-06-17 10:00:37 AM

boarch: FTFA: "It's more internal injuries. He's broken some bones in his ribs and neck but they're not important bones."

I lol'd


The rib bone is connected to the .... collar bone.
The collar bone has penetrated his .... jugular.
His jugular is spurting all over his .... NASCAR shirt.
Now heed the word of the Lord.
 
2013-06-17 10:05:36 AM

Ned Stark: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: boarch: FTFA: "It's more internal injuries. He's broken some bones in his ribs and neck but they're not important bones."

I lol'd

Yup, good to know those bones in our necks aren't important. I'll have to share the news with my quadriplegic friend.

I broke an unimportant bone in my neck.
All bones in the neck are unimportant.

Connect these dots for me.


My name is Ned Stark---->and I'm a blast at parties---->because I like scrutinizing---->the minutiae of internet ramblings.

/connect the dots
//la la la
voices.washingtonpost.com
 
2013-06-17 10:09:51 AM

mayIFark: oldfarthenry: mayIFark: NeighboUr?

Them English don't know how to spell words in English! DeUrp.

I know its the British spelling of neighbor, but why use it on fark just because its a BBC story.

/Colour me shoucked
//nout really


I usually stick with English spelling (being Canuckian & all) - but I readily admit that the spelling of "centre" is irksome & stupid.
 
2013-06-17 10:18:13 AM

oldfarthenry: mayIFark: oldfarthenry: mayIFark: NeighboUr?

Them English don't know how to spell words in English! DeUrp.

I know its the British spelling of neighbor, but why use it on fark just because its a BBC story.

/Colour me shoucked
//nout really

I usually stick with English spelling (being Canuckian & all) - but I readily admit that the spelling of "centre" is irksome & stupid.


I agree. I always thought they did it because they want to pronounce it "sen-taaR" instead of "sen-taa", and because people will leave out the "R" at the end, this is he compromise they had to come up with. Just my theory.
 
2013-06-17 10:27:33 AM

boarch: FTFA: "It's more internal injuries. He's broken some bones in his ribs and neck but they're not important bones."

I lol'd


yeah, this one got me too... had it all copy pasta'ed and ready to go.
 
2013-06-17 10:53:02 AM
"He looks alright," his flatmate, Beth Goodwin, said. "It's more internal injuries. He's broken some bones in his ribs and neck but they're not important bones."

somehow, I think we will see these crazy kids on fark again sometime in the future.
 
2013-06-17 11:49:47 AM
They mention this person on that same page.  That's a WTF right there.
 
2013-06-17 12:15:50 PM
tommcmahon.typepad.com

As god is my witness, I thought kiwis could fly
 
2013-06-17 12:48:10 PM
I agree. I always thought they did it because they want to pronounce it "sen-taaR" instead of "sen-taa", and because people will leave out the "R" at the end, this is he compromise they had to come up with. Just my theory.

I'm Australian. They're both "sen-ta".
 
2013-06-17 12:57:46 PM
I posted this in the other, "hold me beer"-type thread (the one with the bear).  but, it's even more relevant here, for this headline, so I'll repost:

I've frequently been the beer holder in the "dude, hold my beer" scenario.  I've tried to determine exactly what purpose I fit in.  I used to think I was holding the beer as a deposit, to be withdrawn on demand...

but, after many such deposits, I came to realize that often injuries would occur, destroying the despositer's opportunity to ever retrieve the beer.  Since opened beer has a short life span, I've been brought to an uncomfortable threshold... what to do with the beer?  Do I hold it until it goes flat/warm?  or do I break the bonds of deposit, and drink it up upon notice that no one is coming back for this beer?

So, instead of the moral crisis of breach of beer vs. breach of contract... I have recharacterized the "hold my beer" relationship.  It is beer in escrow.  Upon successful completion of the idiot event, the beer is returned.  however, if the idiot event ruins the day, then the beer in escrow is turned over for consumption, as payment for inconvenience, to the holder.
 
2013-06-17 01:09:51 PM
In New Zealand, even gravity is mellow.
 
2013-06-17 01:57:43 PM
Ribs are unimportant to a point (the point at which one of them punctures an organ) but I'm pretty sure there are no unimportant bones in your neck. IANAD though, so what do I know.
 
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