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(Car Connection)   Man texts "I need to quit texting" before he drives off a bridge   (thecarconnection.com) divider line 13
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2013-06-17 10:25:46 AM
3 votes:
O'doyle rules!
2013-06-17 11:21:48 AM
2 votes:
Now he is texting...WITH THE FISHES!
2013-06-17 10:45:30 AM
2 votes:
It's because we all expected to have the cars driving us by now.

This is horrible but I laughed at this line from TFA:

"How Bothe plans to carry out that mission isn't clear just yet. He says that he wants to finish college, although doctors admit that his brain injuries will make that a challenge. "

/Many Bothe's crashed to bring us this information?
2013-06-17 10:24:04 AM
2 votes:
We need stronger laws against texting while diving.
2013-06-17 09:44:07 AM
2 votes:
i369.photobucket.com

Got another one!
2013-06-17 11:52:47 AM
1 votes:
Is it bad that I am reading this thread while driving?
2013-06-17 11:41:40 AM
1 votes:
My great-great-great-great-grandfather was telegraphing "I need to stop telegraphing with my dick"
when Ulysses S. Grant burst into the room, and shot him in the dick.
2013-06-17 11:27:16 AM
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: I don't understand this phenomenon. I won't even answer my phone while I'm driving, much less text.

/then again I'm slightly blonde and know my limitations


I text, read and reply to emails, call, and even watch YouTube videos, just not videos shot in first person of driving, that gets a little too much for the brain to handle and it starts trying to react to things occurring in the video.
2013-06-17 10:44:33 AM
1 votes:
I'm pretty sure the word "maul" specifically means to be killed by an animal. It's like drowned or electrocuted. You are mauled if you die. This man was simply attacked by a bear.
2013-06-17 10:39:03 AM
1 votes:
Thanks for costing us all about a godzillion dollars for your medical bills, asshat.

He should get the death penalty for aggravated capital stupidity.
2013-06-17 10:32:41 AM
1 votes:

mudpants: We need stronger laws against texting while diving.


For this case, the laws of physics would appear to have covered it.
2013-06-17 10:21:11 AM
1 votes:
I don't understand this phenomenon. I won't even answer my phone while I'm driving, much less text.

/then again I'm slightly blonde and know my limitations
2013-06-17 08:35:06 AM
1 votes:
Well, he was right.
 
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