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(Dinosaur Dracula)   The rumors are true: Watermelon Oreo cookies exist   ( dinosaurdracula.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Oreos, Watermelon Oreos, Nabisco, Jolly Ranchers, watermelons  
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12340 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jun 2013 at 2:49 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-17 02:58:13 AM  
2 votes:
The problem with so many of these wild Oreo flavors is that they're sickly sweet, to the point where the cream tastes like honey. Not regular honey, mind you. Not like, Stop & Shop honey hiding in a plastic bear. I'm talking about the honey you'd find at a maw-and-paw general store in the middle of nowhere. I'd imagine it to be called something like, "Joe's Locust Wicker Hive Honey." And the label, if there was one, would be handwritten.

What's with the hate-on for real, fresh honey?  Does this guy prefer high fructose corn syrup over sugar cane too?

I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I dislike watermelon. The actual fruit, I mean. In Jolly Rancher form, watermelon's a blast, but I haven't been able to eat the real thing since I was eight-years-old.

Ah.  This man is the pinnacle of the junk food industry's long term strategy.  Not only does he eat shiat, he prefers to eat shiat and turns his nose up at the healthy food that shiat is trying to emulate.  Sad.
2013-06-17 02:51:53 AM  
2 votes:
They go great with Fried Chicken flavored Quik.
2013-06-17 12:23:23 AM  
2 votes:
I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I dislike watermelon. The actual fruit, I mean. In Jolly Rancher form, watermelon's a blast, but I haven't been able to eat the real thing since I was eight-years-old.

That's probably because watermelon Jolly Ranchers taste nothing at all like watermelon.
2013-06-17 12:00:53 AM  
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-06-17 11:52:31 AM  
1 vote:
blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com

These are pretty good.
2013-06-17 07:30:47 AM  
1 vote:
Unnatural things with flavors should only be done furtively, at home, in the privacy of one's own kitchen.
2013-06-17 06:18:04 AM  
1 vote:
Watermelon Oreos: an answer to a question that no one was asking.
2013-06-17 04:45:54 AM  
1 vote:

0Icky0: Mango for me please

[i470.photobucket.com image 400x315]


The Japanese forgot how to Oreo.
2013-06-17 04:41:14 AM  
1 vote:

fugeeface: OhioUGrad: Seriously, they are missing out, how hard would it be for them to make graham cracker flavored cookies with key lime filling? Or even vanilla cookies with key lime filling?

/I expect my check in the mail

Intrigued, newsletter, etc.


For the time being until I come up with an actual recipe, you can buy vanilla "oreos" (I just get store brand) or chocolate if you prefer, lick out/scrape out the filling and use this in between:
i265.photobucket.com
of you can put it between graham crackers......but put it in the freezer for a few minutes because it is a lot softer than the creme that comes between the cookies. Ta-da
2013-06-17 04:35:23 AM  
1 vote:

Gwyrddu: Confabulat: Has grape anything (grape Kool-Aid, grape Jolly Ranchers, ANYTHING) ever tasted even a little like a grape?

Certainly more so than it does for birds, for them artificial grape is like hot peppers.


But birds don't taste hot peppers. That's why they're hot, in fact.
2013-06-17 04:15:22 AM  
1 vote:
So, after all that, we know:

1) The author hates the overwhelming sweetness of Oreo cookies

2) The author hates watermelon

3) The author likes Game of Thrones

4) Watermelon Oreos aren't quite as sweet as Sherbert Oreos.

And this article was supposed to be about Watermelon Oreos, but the only information it contains is a comparison to some other flavor I've never heard of. Good job.
=Smidge=
2013-06-17 04:00:50 AM  
1 vote:
Seriously, they are missing out, how hard would it be for them to make graham cracker flavored cookies with key lime filling? Or even vanilla cookies with key lime filling?

/I expect my check in the mail
2013-06-17 03:45:29 AM  
1 vote:
All I see is just a lot of chemicals.
2013-06-17 03:36:21 AM  
1 vote:
a248.e.akamai.net
2013-06-17 03:29:44 AM  
1 vote:
I've never gotten stoned hard enough to enjoy watermelon. Or Oreos.
2013-06-17 03:20:38 AM  
1 vote:
Anything that reduces the budget funded by the heinous regime of the vile bastards hunting the stealth cocaine submarines is okey-dokey artichokey in my book.

Also, the taste of strawberries is orders of magnitude more unappealing to me than watermelon, and strawberry Oreos have been around for aeons. I think w.melon Oreos sounds interesting enough to buy at least once. Strawberries are GRODY OMG GAG ME WITH A SPOON
2013-06-17 03:00:41 AM  
1 vote:
http://www.beyond.ca/i/grapple-grape-apples.jpg 

Confabulat: fusillade762: I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I dislike watermelon. The actual fruit, I mean. In Jolly Rancher form, watermelon's a blast, but I haven't been able to eat the real thing since I was eight-years-old.

That's probably because watermelon Jolly Ranchers taste nothing at all like watermelon.

Has grape anything (grape Kool-Aid, grape Jolly Ranchers, ANYTHING) ever tasted even a little like a grape?
www.beyond.ca
With "natural'" grape flavor!

2013-06-17 03:00:26 AM  
1 vote:

InfamousG: Chemical shiat-storm... NOW IN COLOR!


Unlike the pure all-natural goodness that is the original Oreo.
2013-06-17 01:25:27 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I dislike watermelon. The actual fruit, I mean. In Jolly Rancher form, watermelon's a blast, but I haven't been able to eat the real thing since I was eight-years-old.

That's probably because watermelon Jolly Ranchers taste nothing at all like watermelon.


I totally agree with them though.. In fact, I often use that exact same example.

I'm not a fan of watermelon. I do like watermelon flavored things though.
2013-06-17 12:52:11 AM  
1 vote:

Confabulat: fusillade762: I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I dislike watermelon. The actual fruit, I mean. In Jolly Rancher form, watermelon's a blast, but I haven't been able to eat the real thing since I was eight-years-old.

That's probably because watermelon Jolly Ranchers taste nothing at all like watermelon.

Has grape anything (grape Kool-Aid, grape Jolly Ranchers, ANYTHING) ever tasted even a little like a grape?


Maybe like bad wine with a 10:1 sugar ratio
2013-06-17 12:50:26 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I dislike watermelon. The actual fruit, I mean. In Jolly Rancher form, watermelon's a blast, but I haven't been able to eat the real thing since I was eight-years-old.

That's probably because watermelon Jolly Ranchers taste nothing at all like watermelon.


Has grape anything (grape Kool-Aid, grape Jolly Ranchers, ANYTHING) ever tasted even a little like a grape?
2013-06-17 12:09:35 AM  
1 vote:
I am strangely intrigued...
 
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