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(NBC News)   Gay friendly wines to made in California. Initial release is expected to be a fruity flavor that will still fit in the average closet for purchasers in Southern states   (nbcnews.com) divider line 87
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2013-06-16 09:06:05 PM
Butt pirate wine

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2013-06-16 09:11:50 PM
They already do it's called 2 vines 4 grapes.
 
2013-06-16 09:13:54 PM
One of my favorites:
www.corkbin.com
 
2013-06-16 09:14:52 PM
How do they tell the gay grapes from the straight ones?
 
2013-06-16 09:20:40 PM
I'm confused, did wine previously have a straight bias that I wasn't aware of?
 
2013-06-16 09:55:01 PM

rnatalie: One of my favorites:
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One of my very good friends used to work there, I DJ'ed in their storefront every so often.  Got hit on by a couple gay dudes, not surprisingly.
 
2013-06-16 09:55:29 PM

SamFlagg: I'm confused, did wine previously have a straight bias that I wasn't aware of?


Have you ever seen a bottle of wine marching in a gay pride parade?

Didn't think so.
 
2013-06-16 09:58:21 PM
Gay wine? Next thing they will have their own schools.

Nothing says inclusion like having your own stuff.
 
2013-06-16 09:59:33 PM

Donnchadha: SamFlagg: I'm confused, did wine previously have a straight bias that I wasn't aware of?

Have you ever seen a bottle of wine marching in a gay pride parade?

Didn't think so.


On the other hand, have you ever seen a straight corkscrew?
 
2013-06-16 10:12:38 PM

God-is-a-Taco: How do they tell the gay grapes from the straight ones?


Watch out for the ones that swap seeds.
 
2013-06-16 10:14:24 PM
What about fortified wines?  Or are they like those staunchly anti-gay fellas who then get arrested in bathrooms and so forth?
 
2013-06-16 10:22:14 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: Art wieners Vandelay.


There one in every crowd.
 
2013-06-16 10:24:48 PM

ten foiled hats: The Pope of Manwich Village: Art wieners Vandelay.

There one in every crowd.


THERE'S!  THERE'S!!!

God-damn it, I can typing so well.

/Good
//I think I mean good
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2013-06-16 11:20:05 PM

ten foiled hats: From the gays I've known, alcohol in general is gay-friendly.


Hell, if it weren't for alcohol, I never would have....

Uhm, never mind.
 
2013-06-16 11:24:26 PM

Ramien: Donnchadha: SamFlagg: I'm confused, did wine previously have a straight bias that I wasn't aware of?

Have you ever seen a bottle of wine marching in a gay pride parade?

Didn't think so.

On the other hand, have you ever seen a straight corkscrew?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corkscrew#Twin_prong_cork_puller

/I AM SO SMART! S - M - R -T!
 
2013-06-16 11:44:19 PM

ArcadianRefugee: ten foiled hats: From the gays I've known, alcohol in general is gay-friendly.

Hell, if it weren't for alcohol, I never would have....

Uhm, never mind.


I would have, but not nearly as ofte...

Yeah, never mind.  Never mind works.
 
2013-06-17 12:19:09 AM
This thread is about wine, right?<p>/just checking</p>
 
2013-06-17 12:31:34 AM
Southern states, subby? Really. Mods, this is unacceptable discrimination-speak as blatant as the "N" word.
 
2013-06-17 01:00:03 AM

GoBoutChaBusiness: How can you tell if your wine is gay?


...it leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
 
2013-06-17 01:28:09 AM

Longtooth: Is it a nice blend of pinto noir and pinot noir?


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As long as it's not a Merlot.
 
2013-06-17 03:44:54 AM

OgreMagi: People will fall for the dumbest marketing bullshiat.


Really. What wine isn't at least a little gay?
 
2013-06-17 04:03:17 AM

ciberido: Longtooth: Is it a nice blend of pinto noir and pinot noir?

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As long as it's not a Merlot.


How about a nice glass of Chateau Petrus?

/obscure?
 
2013-06-17 09:21:22 AM

theknuckler_33: Gay friendly? I object to this label as it insinuates that unless you put a pro-gay label on your wine you are not gay friendly (or gay unfriendly). Do we now have to have a problem with politically agnostic businesses?


Agnostic? So, they don't know whether or not gay people exist?
 
2013-06-17 10:35:48 AM

RobSeace: theknuckler_33: Gay friendly? I object to this label as it insinuates that unless you put a pro-gay label on your wine you are not gay friendly (or gay unfriendly). Do we now have to have a problem with politically agnostic businesses?

Agnostic? So, they don't know whether or not gay people exist?


Gay is just a passing fad like metrosexuals and pet rocks so need to invest to heavily in pandering to them.
 
2013-06-17 10:40:44 AM

scruffynerfherder: I'm a homophobe.  Can someone point me to the gay bashing wines?


Night Train, MD 20/20, and Thunderbird.
 
2013-06-17 10:55:31 AM

hasty ambush: like metrosexuals


I still think that should mean people who have sex with entire cities...
 
2013-06-17 11:22:08 AM
Could you imagine being able to run a business that treated its employees' and customers' race, gender, sexual orientation, religion, marital status, spawning or non-spawning as none of its concern and did not have to pander to any of it?

What a great world it would be.
 
2013-06-17 11:37:43 AM

hasty ambush: Could you imagine being able to run a business that treated its employees' and customers' race, gender, sexual orientation, religion, marital status, spawning or non-spawning as none of its concern and did not have to pander to any of it?

What a great world it would be.


It would close down the remaining 1% of independent bookstores.
 
2013-06-17 11:49:07 AM

hasty ambush: Could you imagine being able to run a business that treated its employees' and customers' race, gender, sexual orientation, religion, marital status, spawning or non-spawning as none of its concern and did not have to pander to any of it?

What a great world it would be.


Obviously,  you're including Chick'fil'a in that, right?  Plus all the companies that vowed to fire any Democrat / liberal working there.

Lot of this just comes down to being a publicity stunt, though.  There is just so much freaking wine out there; no one would likely have heard of this if it wasn't for the angle they were going for.
 
2013-06-17 12:01:21 PM
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Meh, its already been done. For the customer who is feminine but also likes big cocks once in awhile too.
 
2013-06-17 12:28:53 PM
Sounds bitter.
 
2013-06-17 12:49:51 PM

RobSeace: hasty ambush: like metrosexuals

I still think that should mean people who have sex with entire cities...


Oh, that reminds me, I think subby's mom is in town this weekend.
 
2013-06-17 02:06:57 PM
So they come with enema nozzles?
 
2013-06-17 04:20:06 PM

RobSeace: hasty ambush: like metrosexuals

I still think that should mean people who have sex with entire cities...


I've known a few guys to attempt that.
 
2013-06-17 05:09:50 PM

i upped my meds-up yours: hasty ambush: Could you imagine being able to run a business that treated its employees' and customers' race, gender, sexual orientation, religion, marital status, spawning or non-spawning as none of its concern and did not have to pander to any of it?

What a great world it would be.

It would close down the remaining 1% of independent bookstores.


There are still independent bookstores?
 
2013-06-17 08:28:22 PM
And the bottle has a special shape so it is highly unlikely to form a vacuum in the rectum.
 
2013-06-18 12:28:51 AM

i upped my meds-up yours: hasty ambush: Could you imagine being able to run a business that treated its employees' and customers' race, gender, sexual orientation, religion, marital status, spawning or non-spawning as none of its concern and did not have to pander to any of it?

What a great world it would be.

It would close down the remaining 1% of independent bookstores.


What does that mean?

hasty ambush: There are still independent bookstores?


Yep, the best ones.
 
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