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(Cambridge News)   Cambridge headmaster wants to invite porn star into his top private school to help pupils understand the difference between online fantasy and real relationships and because he REALLY, REALLY, REALLY wants to meet a porn star   (cambridge-news.co.uk) divider line 66
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2013-06-16 05:47:52 PM
Boobies
 
2013-06-16 05:49:34 PM
Best day of school ever.
 
2013-06-16 05:50:16 PM
If porn stars, which whom I don't think I've ever socialized, are anything like strippers, of whom I've known an unusual number for a person who doesn't patronize strip clubs, then asking them about sex is like asking Oprah about psychiatry. They only appear to be experts. In real life, they aren't particularly sexy at all, nor are they widely experienced.

Except with pastors, gym teachers and Dad, I mean.
 
2013-06-16 05:50:48 PM
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I'm sure the porn star would be for the kids!
 
2013-06-16 05:50:52 PM
That was well thought out reasoning and of course he says it right before he retires. He almost had me fooled.

Suggestions to follow I assume.
 
2013-06-16 05:51:16 PM
lh4.googleusercontent.com
What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
 
2013-06-16 05:51:44 PM
Lisa Ann.
 
2013-06-16 05:53:32 PM
Next up, he's getting busted for drug smuggling in Argentina.
 
2013-06-16 05:56:17 PM
So the headmaster wants to invite a head master?
 
2013-06-16 05:58:13 PM
Porn is like real estate; it uses photo trickery to sell a product that is mostly a fantasy anyways. He should bring in a realtor for the same lessons.
 
2013-06-16 05:58:23 PM
"Quite horrifying statistics"?

HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

CygnusDarius: Lisa Ann.


A fine suggestion.

/Francesca Leis
 
2013-06-16 05:59:47 PM
Blatant bookmark for what has Epic Thread potential.

/someone has a headmaster fantasy.
//heh heh... Headmaster.
 
2013-06-16 06:00:23 PM
PS TTIUWOP
 
2013-06-16 06:01:08 PM
There should be plenty to choose from. Aren't they all - along with the gateway profession strippers - working their way through college?
 
2013-06-16 06:03:55 PM
Why yes, Manti Te'o IS being enrolled in this class. How'd ya guess?
 
2013-06-16 06:04:34 PM
I'm inviting a porn star over to my house to discuss quantum physics and read Shakespeare....
 
2013-06-16 06:07:45 PM

brimed03: Blatant bookmark for what has Epic Thread potential.

/someone has a headmaster fantasy.
//heh heh... Headmaster.


As I said.

Agent Smiths Laugh: So the headmaster wants to invite a head master?

 
2013-06-16 06:10:05 PM
In all sincerity, I think this is fine idea. Any teenage boy who is learning about sex exclusively though internet porn is going to have some very disappointing and awkward relationships. If you have a well spoken woman who is involved in the industry explaining the difference, you can sure the audience will pay attention.

The execution of said idea would be a challenge, however.

I think Cindy Gallop had a TED Talk on this topic as well.
 
2013-06-16 06:10:14 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Porn is like real estate; it uses photo trickery to sell a product that is mostly a fantasy anyways. He should bring in a realtor for the same lessons.


Other ways porn is like real estate:

1. Depreciating value on older, rundown properties.
2. Unnecessarily inflated value on new prefab models.
3. Often passes off artificial materials for genuine/original materials.
4. Urban neighborhoods trend toward smaller front yards with huge back yards.
5. Both use about the same amount of paint during renovations.
6. Tendency to push multiple occupancy for older, less-desirable properties.
7. Desirable feature: Usable front and back doors.
8. Fewer bushes these days.
9. Those with lower budgets can expect to see lots of "fixer uppers."
10. Frequent and most hated problem: Insect infestation.
 
2013-06-16 06:12:37 PM

phillydrifter: Boobies


Fish on!!  Filter-pwned, in one.
 
2013-06-16 06:15:31 PM
I guess it makes sense.
Just give the presentation to the boys, though, and make sure the girls know.  The boys will have lower standards from a reality check, and the girls will have lower standards out of jealousy. Everyone wins.
 
2013-06-16 06:19:28 PM
you might say he's a HEADMASTER INTERESTSIED IN MEATING A HEADMASTER

/do you see what I did there? Do you?
 
2013-06-16 06:23:58 PM
Who is the Headmaster now?
 
2013-06-16 06:24:45 PM

Valiente: If porn stars, which whom I don't think I've ever socialized, are anything like strippers, of whom I've known an unusual number for a person who doesn't patronize strip clubs, then asking them about sex is like asking Oprah about psychiatry. They only appear to be experts. In real life, they aren't particularly sexy at all, nor are they widely experienced.

Except with pastors, gym teachers and Dad, I mean.


REALLY depends on who. Nina Hartley has forgotten more about sex than most people will ever know, for example and her cam shows are always insanely popular.
 
2013-06-16 06:29:16 PM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: you might say he's a HEADMASTER INTERESTSIED IN MEATING A HEADMASTER

/do you see what I did there? Do you?


I...I think I see it!  INTERESTSIED!

/...but wait, there's more!
 
2013-06-16 06:29:43 PM

ZeroCorpse: Other ways porn is like real estate:


Nice! Was that off the cuff?
 
2013-06-16 06:34:06 PM

Hickory-smoked: In all sincerity, I think this is fine idea. Any teenage boy who is learning about sex exclusively though internet porn is going to have some very disappointing and awkward relationships. If you have a well spoken woman who is involved in the industry explaining the difference, you can sure the audience will pay attention.

The execution of said idea would be a challenge, however.

I think Cindy Gallop had a TED Talk on this topic as well.


I read an article written by a college aged girl who said that her and her female friends were shocked at the number of guys who think its appropriate to pull out and cum on the girl's face without asking - as if this was the expected finish to every sex act.
 
2013-06-16 06:35:06 PM
It's certainly not a bad idea, but if the entire focus is to highlight a really watered down message of "hey kids, what you see isn't...real", then you're not accomplishing much. Even an otherwise sheltered kid whose seen his share of porn will know it's probably not a good idea to actually blast a wad on his girlfriend's forehead without warning, but on a subconscious level, watching a sh*tload porn while having few real world experiences with sex and relationships could form a perverted understanding of them that will take layers to expose.
 
2013-06-16 06:35:55 PM
Male or female?
 
2013-06-16 06:36:01 PM

Atomic Spunk: I read an article written by a college aged girl who said that her and her female friends were shocked at the number of guys who think its appropriate to pull out and cum on the girl's face without asking - as if this was the expected finish to every sex act.


Oh, Christ...really?

Fark, I take back part of what I just said.
 
2013-06-16 06:38:19 PM

CygnusDarius: Lisa Ann.


Chyna
 
2013-06-16 06:41:01 PM
He's doing it wrong.  It's a boarding school in England.  75% of his students are going to end up gay.
 
2013-06-16 06:44:27 PM
Wait a sec .. the word 'porn' is used a lot in the headline. This does not invite hot babe pics on Fathers Day?
WTF?
 
2013-06-16 06:58:51 PM

vbob: Wait a sec .. the word 'porn' is used a lot in the headline. This does not invite hot babe pics on Fathers Day?
WTF?


Ok, Porn Star thread.

www.tarzanija.com
 
2013-06-16 07:09:20 PM
fc01.deviantart.net
 
2013-06-16 07:32:39 PM
Thread could use more Sasha grey
 
2013-06-16 07:33:42 PM

shtychkn: Thread could use more Sasha grey


Fifty Shades of Sasha Grey?.
 
2013-06-16 07:36:37 PM

shtychkn: Thread could use more Sasha grey


Most of them could.
 
2013-06-16 07:47:21 PM
Cambridge headmaster wants to invite porn star into his top private school to help pupils understand the difference between online fantasy and real relationships and because he REALLY, REALLY, REALLY wants to meat a porn star

FTFS
 
2013-06-16 07:55:42 PM
They could take it a step further and do something similar to the UK show The Sex Education Show, or at least let them watch that show.

http://sexperienceuk.channel4.com/tv-shows/sex-education
 
2013-06-16 07:56:01 PM

shtychkn: Thread could use more Sasha grey


You spelled "Lexi Belle" wrong.
 
2013-06-16 08:04:32 PM

Lady Indica: Valiente: If porn stars, which whom I don't think I've ever socialized, are anything like strippers, of whom I've known an unusual number for a person who doesn't patronize strip clubs, then asking them about sex is like asking Oprah about psychiatry. They only appear to be experts. In real life, they aren't particularly sexy at all, nor are they widely experienced.

Except with pastors, gym teachers and Dad, I mean.

REALLY depends on who. Nina Hartley has forgotten more about sex than most people will ever know, for example and her cam shows are always insanely popular.


I'm not saying I'm unfamiliar with female porn stars who look like they can't believe they're getting paid for doing what they would be doing already with less buff/hung guys, but the bar is pretty low on veracity.
 
2013-06-16 08:05:22 PM

ZeroCorpse: Quantum Apostrophe: Porn is like real estate; it uses photo trickery to sell a product that is mostly a fantasy anyways. He should bring in a realtor for the same lessons.

Other ways porn is like real estate:

1. Depreciating value on older, rundown properties.
2. Unnecessarily inflated value on new prefab models.
3. Often passes off artificial materials for genuine/original materials.
4. Urban neighborhoods trend toward smaller front yards with huge back yards.
5. Both use about the same amount of paint during renovations.
6. Tendency to push multiple occupancy for older, less-desirable properties.
7. Desirable feature: Usable front and back doors.
8. Fewer bushes these days.
9. Those with lower budgets can expect to see lots of "fixer uppers."
10. Frequent and most hated problem: Insect infestation.


+1 good sir!
 
2013-06-16 08:09:42 PM

shtychkn: Thread could use more Sasha grey


trasnoche.fmrockandpop.com

api.ning.com

images.hollywoodpix.net

hollywoodnose.com
 
2013-06-16 08:31:32 PM

RatMaster999: shtychkn: Thread could use more Sasha grey


Porn stars not supposed to look cute and mischievous! They're supposed to look like too much Valium 'n booze with fake robot boobs and makeup & hair ala Poison.
 
2013-06-16 08:54:04 PM
'The Lays'.  Giggity.
 
2013-06-16 09:05:26 PM
Heh, you guys should see the ED page on Sasha. Maybe it's changed, but it was pretty awesome back in the day.
 
2013-06-16 09:19:09 PM

FunkOut: RatMaster999: shtychkn: Thread could use more Sasha grey

Porn stars not supposed to look cute and mischievous! They're supposed to look like too much Valium 'n booze with fake robot boobs and makeup & hair ala Poison.


Sasha Grey doesn't look like she is on Valium 24/7? Is the color in your sky potato?
 
2013-06-16 09:19:51 PM
Someone say Porn star...
 
2013-06-16 09:23:33 PM
Retry
ts4.explicit.bing.net
Someone say Porn star...
 
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