cowgirl toffee: Senseless_drivel: cowgirl toffee: Senseless_drivel: cowgirl toffee: Yo mama's a convenient proof that the universe is still expanding exponentially.Yo mama's so fat that light bends around her.Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, the galaxy becomes consumed by the event horizon of her super massive black hole. :PYo mama's so fat they use the Hubbel for her colonoscopy.Yo mama's so fat I had to warp halfway across the galaxy to get on her good side.
Abacus9: My God, it's full of starch.
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