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2013-06-16 04:32:58 PM
Yo mama's a convenient proof that the universe is still expanding exponentially.
 
2013-06-16 04:33:54 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-16 04:33:55 PM
Haha, the universe never gets laid.

/unless she's into dark matter
 
2013-06-16 04:41:30 PM

cowgirl toffee: Yo mama's a convenient proof that the universe is still expanding exponentially.


Yo mama's so fat that light bends around her.
 
2013-06-16 04:49:32 PM

Senseless_drivel: cowgirl toffee: Yo mama's a convenient proof that the universe is still expanding exponentially.

Yo mama's so fat that light bends around her.


Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, the galaxy becomes consumed by the event horizon of her super massive black hole. :P
 
2013-06-16 05:12:58 PM

cowgirl toffee: Senseless_drivel: cowgirl toffee: Yo mama's a convenient proof that the universe is still expanding exponentially.

Yo mama's so fat that light bends around her.

Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, the galaxy becomes consumed by the event horizon of her super massive black hole. :P


Yo mama's so fat they use the Hubbel for her colonoscopy.
 
2013-06-16 05:15:45 PM
What they don't tell you is that the obese black hole galaxies become young neutron stars.  Or as they are more commonly referred to, OBGYN.
 
2013-06-16 05:30:55 PM
img.thesun.co.uk

/hot chocolate
 
2013-06-16 05:37:09 PM

Senseless_drivel: cowgirl toffee: Senseless_drivel: cowgirl toffee: Yo mama's a convenient proof that the universe is still expanding exponentially.

Yo mama's so fat that light bends around her.

Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, the galaxy becomes consumed by the event horizon of her super massive black hole. :P

Yo mama's so fat they use the Hubbel for her colonoscopy.


Yo mama's so fat that she is in severe danger of heart disease.

/not very good at this
 
2013-06-16 05:39:38 PM

Senseless_drivel: cowgirl toffee: Senseless_drivel: cowgirl toffee: Yo mama's a convenient proof that the universe is still expanding exponentially.

Yo mama's so fat that light bends around her.

Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, the galaxy becomes consumed by the event horizon of her super massive black hole. :P

Yo mama's so fat they use the Hubbel for her colonoscopy.


Yo mama's so fat I had to warp halfway across the galaxy to get on her good side.
 
2013-06-16 05:42:54 PM
Yo moma's a globular cluster.
 
2013-06-16 05:48:54 PM

Senseless_drivel: cowgirl toffee: Senseless_drivel: cowgirl toffee: Yo mama's a convenient proof that the universe is still expanding exponentially.

Yo mama's so fat that light bends around her.

Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, the galaxy becomes consumed by the event horizon of her super massive black hole. :P

Yo mama's so fat they use the Hubbel for her colonoscopy.


Wow, that was good. Real good.
 
2013-06-16 06:59:27 PM

cowgirl toffee: Senseless_drivel: cowgirl toffee: Senseless_drivel: cowgirl toffee: Yo mama's a convenient proof that the universe is still expanding exponentially.

Yo mama's so fat that light bends around her.

Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, the galaxy becomes consumed by the event horizon of her super massive black hole. :P

Yo mama's so fat they use the Hubbel for her colonoscopy.

Yo mama's so fat I had to warp halfway across the galaxy to get on her good side.


Yo mama's so fat astronomers named those lost cookies stuck to her ass the constellation Nabisco-Oreolis.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-06-16 07:58:23 PM
"People have hypothesized there could be these black holes forming from this metal-free gas reservoir ... which is completely free of stars," said Bhaskar Agarwal, a doctoral research fellow at Max Planck who led the research.

Is this related to the problem getting population III stars to burn instead of collapsing or exploding immediately?

/sorry for the threadjack
 
2013-06-16 08:18:42 PM
I'm not fat.  I just have big quasars.
 
2013-06-16 11:46:32 PM
You do NOT want to do a Google Image Search (SafeSearch "OFF") for the term "obese black hole".
Trust me on this one.
 
2013-06-17 03:06:00 AM

Senseless_drivel: cowgirl toffee: Senseless_drivel: cowgirl toffee: Senseless_drivel: cowgirl toffee: Yo mama's a convenient proof that the universe is still expanding exponentially.

Yo mama's so fat that light bends around her.

Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, the galaxy becomes consumed by the event horizon of her super massive black hole. :P

Yo mama's so fat they use the Hubbel for her colonoscopy.

Yo mama's so fat I had to warp halfway across the galaxy to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat astronomers named those lost cookies stuck to her ass the constellation Nabisco-Oreolis.


~Her belt size is "equator"

~The escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3x10^8 m/s

~Smaller fat women orbit her like moons.
 
2013-06-17 05:13:59 AM
My God, it's full of starch.
 
2013-06-17 11:06:00 AM

Abacus9: My God, it's full of starch.


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