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(NASCAR)   It's the Quicken Loans 400 at Michigan International Speedway, the only track that Dale Jr. has won at since 2006. Can he do it again? Or will he continue being the most popular driver to not live up to his popularity? Flag drops at 1pm ET on TNT   (nascar.com) divider line 49
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196 clicks; posted to Sports » on 16 Jun 2013 at 12:30 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-16 04:40:21 PM  
3 votes:

turbokat: Jensaarai: Matt Kenseth admits he got too high.

http://youtu.be/WeYsTmIzjkw


I was gonna get up and find the groove, but I got high
I wasn't gonna spin my tires, but I was high
I was gonna go to the pits, but I was high
I messed up my entire race,
And I know why...
Because I got high. Because I got high. Because I got high.
2013-06-16 04:20:16 PM  
3 votes:
Conversation between me and my dad with 10 to go:

Me: "Come on, Jimmie. Blow a tire, drop a cylinder, something.
Dad (smugly): "Chevys don't break."

Johnson blows tire:

Me: "...Let me guess. Goodyear's fau--"
Dad: "Yep."
2013-06-16 04:11:03 PM  
2 votes:
TKat you magnificent bastard!
2013-06-16 03:37:12 PM  
2 votes:

WhyteRaven74: Lotus is a great example of how crazy the corporate world has gotten. The Lotus F1 team has bugger all to do with Lotus road cars, which had little to do with the engine uh supplier to Indy car last year.


img.photobucket.com
2013-06-16 03:30:42 PM  
2 votes:

Fireproof: DanZero: NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

The TRD folks are all huddling next to Jr.'s car, laughing and making funny faces.

Who is TRD?


Lotus
2013-06-16 03:10:02 PM  
2 votes:

Fireproof: Khane didn't wreck. He just got tire-d.

/Tip the veal


I'll try the waitress.
2013-06-16 02:57:59 PM  
2 votes:
hush you guys, this zit commercial is important.
2013-06-16 02:53:36 PM  
2 votes:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: mornin, all

turns out staying up til 4 in the morning watching a movie I have seen a million times isn't the smartest thing I could have done.


Redtube again?
2013-06-16 02:30:25 PM  
2 votes:
Mystery debris, mystery pit stops.  I guess TNT knows mystery now too.
2013-06-16 04:42:20 PM  
1 votes:

Jensaarai: turbokat: Jensaarai: Matt Kenseth admits he got too high.

http://youtu.be/WeYsTmIzjkw

I was gonna get up and find the groove, but I got high
I wasn't gonna spin my tires, but I was high
I was gonna go to the pits, but I was high
I messed up my entire race,
And I know why...
Because I got high. Because I got high. Because I got high.


*golf clap*
2013-06-16 04:24:18 PM  
1 votes:
Civil Kyle.

CHUG A 40!
2013-06-16 04:21:54 PM  
1 votes:
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Biffle: it's easy to win when Hendrick's teams aren't racing.
2013-06-16 04:21:08 PM  
1 votes:
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

Danica finished p13. Well sh*t. Now we're gonna have to hear about it all week
2013-06-16 04:11:03 PM  
1 votes:
HA! YOU'RE WELCOME!
2013-06-16 04:10:59 PM  
1 votes:
Farking really?!
2013-06-16 04:08:48 PM  
1 votes:

smerfnablin: If Johnson can get to biffle we are going to have an amazing finish


Speak for yourself.
2013-06-16 04:06:10 PM  
1 votes:

turbokat: crotchgrabber: ClavellBCMI: MOAR IDOLZ POWERZ, tkat!

*throws aux power, calls VT Yankee, Seabrook, Three Mile Island and the Lowell Mountain turbines*


I just checked out my window. Across the bay the Moss Landing power plant seems to be pumping out some serious steam.
2013-06-16 03:53:43 PM  
1 votes:
Did I not tell you about the "Bad Pit Strategy" button, smerfnablin?
2013-06-16 03:49:39 PM  
1 votes:
Now I remember what made me hate AC/DC.
2013-06-16 03:45:28 PM  
1 votes:

vegaswench: Jamie Mac is NOT lovin' it.


And I don't believe he deserved that break..........today.
2013-06-16 03:33:19 PM  
1 votes:
"At Goodyear, we make tires for the most demanding drivers."

Houstonians?
2013-06-16 03:23:33 PM  
1 votes:

vegaswench: That Smoke commercial got me thinking: what if NASCAR Sprint Cup cars had car horns?


For some reason I'm picturing these.

media.lonelyplanet.com
2013-06-16 03:22:45 PM  
1 votes:
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Jimmie Johnson on the radio: damn, I gotta do everything by myself around here.
2013-06-16 03:22:15 PM  
1 votes:

vegaswench: That Smoke commercial got me thinking: what if NASCAR Sprint Cup cars had car horns?


They do.  They're called bumpers.
2013-06-16 03:21:27 PM  
1 votes:
That Smoke commercial got me thinking: what if NASCAR Sprint Cup cars had car horns?
2013-06-16 03:19:38 PM  
1 votes:

Fireproof: kteela: Dammit, Jr.  While we were away... Moar Idol Power!

Maybe the idol is calibrated to tue wronf Hendrick cars?


Either that, or Chad Knaus snuck on over to tkat's place and re-programmed the Idol so that no matter what she did, everything that she pushes is set to activate the "48 wins" button.
2013-06-16 03:18:10 PM  
1 votes:

smerfnablin: Dale. Jr lost a cyclinder...

48 to the lead!


*hits "horrible restart" button*

*keeps "similar motor issue" button on stand by*
2013-06-16 03:18:07 PM  
1 votes:
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Sorry, Jr. fans. Now it's time for you to call your boss and tell him you'll be coming in to work tomorrow after all.
2013-06-16 03:16:19 PM  
1 votes:
Shoot, poop and doodie.
2013-06-16 03:16:19 PM  
1 votes:

Baby Face Fister: Jensaarai: Baby Face Fister: Good thing I'm not playing everytime they say Jimmie Johnson take a drink.

So what would count in this drinking game.

Does it have to be the full "Jimmie Johnson" to drink, or does "Jimmie," "Johnson," or "the 48" count too?

No, just Jimmie Johnson-full name, otherwise alcohol poisoning.


My college-era NASCAR drinking game was considered the most lethal idea ever. Whenever they showed a booze car on TV for a full second, you drank that thing. This was back when Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Crown Royal, Budweiser, Miller Lite, and Coors Light were all regular cars, with guest appearances by Smirnoff. We never had the guts/funds to actually play.
2013-06-16 03:14:27 PM  
1 votes:
TNT: We Know Drama
It's that thing that happens during commercials
2013-06-16 03:08:52 PM  
1 votes:
Khane didn't wreck. He just got tire-d.

/Tip the veal
2013-06-16 03:00:56 PM  
1 votes:
Holy shiat.

What's something slow that you wish was fast?

This farking commercial break.
2013-06-16 03:00:32 PM  
1 votes:

Foaming: mikaloyd: Crap. Only stream i can find that works is in Czech or something

Ah, the Jaromir Jagr racing hour. One of my favorites.


I think he gives to much time to his pursuit of "Moose and Squirrel". He'll never catch them.
2013-06-16 02:59:23 PM  
1 votes:

vegaswench: relaxitsjustme: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: mornin, all

Redtube again?

Zing!


Oh.  Had to do a search.  I get it now.

You'd think they'd call it pink tube.
2013-06-16 02:57:26 PM  
1 votes:

mikaloyd: Crap. Only stream i can find that works is in Czech or something


Well, that's not going to Slav your problem.
2013-06-16 02:56:52 PM  
1 votes:
"How the hell are you supposed to watch a sporting event if you miss every 'event' that happens during it?" - My brother responding to my inappropriately loud laughter upon coming back from commercial to see Kahne in the wall
2013-06-16 02:55:10 PM  
1 votes:

smerfnablin: You gotta be farking kidding me

Juan Montoya hit the 48 on put road and cost him 2 spots!

Does JPM have a man crush on Jimmie or something?!


Juan had a flashback and thought JJ was a track dryer.
2013-06-16 02:52:34 PM  
1 votes:
You gotta be farking kidding me

Juan Montoya hit the 48 on put road and cost him 2 spots!

Does JPM have a man crush on Jimmie or something?!
2013-06-16 02:52:10 PM  
1 votes:
Somewhere a Goodyear spokesman is explaining that the #5 was running too much camber/too little air pressure/it's not our fault dammit.
2013-06-16 02:51:02 PM  
1 votes:

good_2_go: Kahne hard in the wall. And on fire.


I thought you were kidding, actually.

No Funny vote for you.

:)
2013-06-16 02:50:57 PM  
1 votes:
WHILE WE WERE AWAY

sing it with me!
2013-06-16 02:43:57 PM  
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: while we were away..


Wear em with pride!

img.photobucket.com
2013-06-16 02:33:01 PM  
1 votes:
mornin, all

turns out staying up til 4 in the morning watching a movie I have seen a million times isn't the smartest thing I could have done.
2013-06-16 02:31:50 PM  
1 votes:
Shocking changes to the 11.
2013-06-16 02:09:48 PM  
1 votes:
Hmm, all the ingredients for a massive Kurt Busch meltdown are there (creepy "meds are working" Kurt at the beginning of the season, bad luck as the season progresses, mounting sheetmetal bill which gets the team behind the 8 ball), but we have to clear Sonoma first. Just like with Finch, he can keep looking forward to that race as one he can win. If things go wrong out there, we'll be at Defcon 2 easily.
2013-06-16 01:48:13 PM  
1 votes:
Evil Opie smiles with glee.
2013-06-16 01:19:59 PM  
1 votes:

alechemist: Ah Dale Jr , the more marketable Kyle Petty.


Hey now. I've never seen Dale Jr. play guitar.
2013-06-16 01:09:08 PM  
1 votes:

Jensaarai: But '06 wasn't that long ago. Did you check to see if there was a Daytona 500 thread that year?


Found it. I think that was a bit before my time in these threads. Weeners is The NaSkAr hoping the 48 will explode. Heh.
 
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