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(NASCAR)   It's the Quicken Loans 400 at Michigan International Speedway, the only track that Dale Jr. has won at since 2006. Can he do it again? Or will he continue being the most popular driver to not live up to his popularity? Flag drops at 1pm ET on TNT   (nascar.com) divider line 446
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2013-06-16 04:13:37 PM  
Biffle.

/meh
 
2013-06-16 04:13:38 PM  
Poor Brad.  He really wanted to do well in Michigan.
 
2013-06-16 04:13:52 PM  
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Anybody but Jimmie! And Biffle Wins! Wait, that's not what I meant...
 
2013-06-16 04:14:50 PM  
JJ into the wall! Yay!
 
2013-06-16 04:15:10 PM  

turbokat: And a top ten for Burton. Good day!


YES!
 
2013-06-16 04:15:11 PM  

turbokat: *RUBS FURIOUSLY!*


You did it!!!!
 
2013-06-16 04:15:27 PM  
I want to see the Jimmie interview.
 
2013-06-16 04:16:02 PM  

ClavellBCMI: crotchgrabber: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

smerfnablin: Farking really?!

good_2_go: Yess!!!

No Caution, please!

mikaloyd: TKat you magnificent bastard!

turbokat: HA! YOU'RE WELCOME!

Mztlplx: Yus! ! !1oneele venty!

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: JIMMIE HIT THE WALL!!!!

IDOL RULEZ!!!

This! And the Biff gets the win.


Moments like this make me proud to be a Farker and a non fan of 48 *snif*
 
2013-06-16 04:16:58 PM  
They'll still interview the crap out of JJ.
 
2013-06-16 04:17:06 PM  

crotchgrabber: I want to see the Jimmie interview.


So much this. The weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth...
 
2013-06-16 04:17:36 PM  
On MRN Jimmie says Chad is blaming himself. Jimmie not taking any blame.
 
2013-06-16 04:18:19 PM  

swampgirl: crotchgrabber: I want to see the Jimmie interview.

So much this. The weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth...


"Man, you got questionable taste in finishes...."
 
2013-06-16 04:18:53 PM  

good_2_go: On MRN Jimmie says Chad is blaming himself. Jimmie not taking any blame.


why would he? It was a loophole in the rules that allowed Juablo to win a couple weeks ago, so naturally this isn't his fault either.
 
2013-06-16 04:20:16 PM  
Conversation between me and my dad with 10 to go:

Me: "Come on, Jimmie. Blow a tire, drop a cylinder, something.
Dad (smugly): "Chevys don't break."

Johnson blows tire:

Me: "...Let me guess. Goodyear's fau--"
Dad: "Yep."
 
2013-06-16 04:21:08 PM  
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

Danica finished p13. Well sh*t. Now we're gonna have to hear about it all week
 
2013-06-16 04:21:54 PM  
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Biffle: it's easy to win when Hendrick's teams aren't racing.
 
2013-06-16 04:22:31 PM  
"I was worried about the 48, but when this thing got fresh air, it was over"

/go Ford!
 
2013-06-16 04:23:25 PM  
God damn it Jimmie, can you please grow a personality? Get angry just once and people may hate you a little less.
 
2013-06-16 04:24:12 PM  
vegaswench Poor Brad.  He really wanted to do well in Michigan.

yep- liked the mini-doc TNN ran on BK before the race-his Award Ceremony @ the Polish Sports HOF on Big Beaver Road (yes i said it-Exit #69 off I-75 Ha ha ha) was neat  http://pn.newsblaze.com/story/2013032607070200001.pnw/topstory.html
 
2013-06-16 04:24:18 PM  
Civil Kyle.

CHUG A 40!
 
2013-06-16 04:26:20 PM  

crotchgrabber: God damn it Jimmie, can you please grow a personality? Get angry just once and people may hate you a little less.


That doesn't seem to work well when the Busch brothers get mad.

Damned if ya do, damned if ya don't.
 
2013-06-16 04:27:45 PM  
Matt Kenseth admits he got too high.
 
2013-06-16 04:28:00 PM  
@nascarcasm
Your winner...

pbs.twimg.com

/somebody has a hot pass
 
2013-06-16 04:29:02 PM  
Oh goody, Sonoma.  The most exciting part about that is the announces who end up lit for the broadcast.
 
2013-06-16 04:29:37 PM  

kteela: Oh goody, Sonoma.  The most exciting part about that is the announces who end up lit for the broadcast.


Oh, and right turns and Boris!!!!
 
2013-06-16 04:30:03 PM  
NASCAR in my backyard nest week.
I can't go, because of no money and bad heart, but I can't wait to see the race and how badly TNT's coverage butchers it.
 
2013-06-16 04:30:14 PM  
@TerryBlountESPN
Dinger's 19th-place showing was the best run for the 47 in the last six races.
 
2013-06-16 04:30:46 PM  

Jensaarai: Matt Kenseth admits he got too high.


http://youtu.be/WeYsTmIzjkw
 
2013-06-16 04:32:30 PM  

kteela: Oh, and right turns and Boris Jacques!!!!

 
2013-06-16 04:34:14 PM  
Dumb-Ass-Monkey I can't go, because of no money and bad heart, but I can't wait to see the race and how badly TNT's coverage butchers it.

The Sonoma County heat jacks with yer cardiac? I thought SFE was running a shuttle?  http://www.racesonoma.com/fanguide/travel/bus_transportation/
 
2013-06-16 04:34:56 PM  

kteela: Oh goody, Sonoma.  The most exciting part about that is the announces who end up lit for the broadcast.


The road courses have been the best racing the last couple years. Hope the gen 6 doesn't change that.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: NASCAR in my backyard nest week.
I can't go, because of no money and bad heart, but I can't wait to see the race and how badly TNT's coverage butchers it.


I was going to try to get up there but I'm poor right now.
 
2013-06-16 04:35:57 PM  

FlyingJ: Dumb-Ass-Monkey I can't go, because of no money and bad heart, but I can't wait to see the race and how badly TNT's coverage butchers it.

The Sonoma County heat jacks with yer cardiac? I thought SFE was running a shuttle?  http://www.racesonoma.com/fanguide/travel/bus_transportation/


How much are tix?
 
2013-06-16 04:37:13 PM  

kteela: kteela: Oh goody, Sonoma.  The most exciting part about that is the announces who end up lit for the broadcast.

Oh, and right turns and Boris!!!!


Oh wait!  Gen6 may have been boring so far this year, but I forgot about foot-cams!!!  That'll surely brighten it up.
 
2013-06-16 04:37:32 PM  

FlyingJ: Dumb-Ass-Monkey I can't go, because of no money and bad heart, but I can't wait to see the race and how badly TNT's coverage butchers it.

The Sonoma County heat jacks with yer cardiac? I thought SFE was running a shuttle?  http://www.racesonoma.com/fanguide/travel/bus_transportation/


I'm 2 1/2 weeks from my next heart surgery. part of what they're doing is putting stents into the veins between my lungs and heart. Even if it weren't the heat, I don't have the energy, stamina, or endurance to survive a day at the races. Hell, a walk around the block is pretty much my limit.
 
2013-06-16 04:39:18 PM  

ski9600: FlyingJ: Dumb-Ass-Monkey I can't go, because of no money and bad heart, but I can't wait to see the race and how badly TNT's coverage butchers it.

The Sonoma County heat jacks with yer cardiac? I thought SFE was running a shuttle?  http://www.racesonoma.com/fanguide/travel/bus_transportation/

How much are tix?


base price is $100, but there are all kinds of specials. Like the Jeff Gordon deal where you buy one ticket at full price and get the second for $24. knocks about $40 off per ticket if you and friend go 50/50.
 
2013-06-16 04:40:21 PM  

turbokat: Jensaarai: Matt Kenseth admits he got too high.

http://youtu.be/WeYsTmIzjkw


I was gonna get up and find the groove, but I got high
I wasn't gonna spin my tires, but I was high
I was gonna go to the pits, but I was high
I messed up my entire race,
And I know why...
Because I got high. Because I got high. Because I got high.
 
2013-06-16 04:42:20 PM  

Jensaarai: turbokat: Jensaarai: Matt Kenseth admits he got too high.

http://youtu.be/WeYsTmIzjkw

I was gonna get up and find the groove, but I got high
I wasn't gonna spin my tires, but I was high
I was gonna go to the pits, but I was high
I messed up my entire race,
And I know why...
Because I got high. Because I got high. Because I got high.


*golf clap*
 
2013-06-16 04:48:56 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FlyingJ: Dumb-Ass-Monkey I can't go, because of no money and bad heart, but I can't wait to see the race and how badly TNT's coverage butchers it.

The Sonoma County heat jacks with yer cardiac? I thought SFE was running a shuttle?  http://www.racesonoma.com/fanguide/travel/bus_transportation/

I'm 2 1/2 weeks from my next heart surgery. part of what they're doing is putting stents into the veins between my lungs and heart. Even if it weren't the heat, I don't have the energy, stamina, or endurance to survive a day at the races. Hell, a walk around the block is pretty much my limit.


Good luck man. We'll be expecting you to be back in here listening to our griping in no time.
 
2013-06-16 04:50:17 PM  

Jensaarai: Good luck man. We'll be expecting you to be back in here listening to our griping in no time.


heh, thanks
 
2013-06-16 04:55:11 PM  

vegaswench: Jensaarai: turbokat: Jensaarai: Matt Kenseth admits he got too high.

http://youtu.be/WeYsTmIzjkw

I was gonna get up and find the groove, but I got high
I wasn't gonna spin my tires, but I was high
I was gonna go to the pits, but I was high
I messed up my entire race,
And I know why...
Because I got high. Because I got high. Because I got high.

*golf clap*


"boat wave"
/good jorb
 
2013-06-16 05:09:05 PM  
How the hell did my crappy team gain 5 spots??

Oh.  Some people picked Gordon.  And Kahne.  And Kurt.  And Jr....
 
2013-06-16 05:17:33 PM  
@nascarcasm
Hey Greg Biffle and the RFR #16 team - you're welcome for the confetti.

pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-06-16 05:25:35 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FlyingJ: Dumb-Ass-Monkey I can't go, because of no money and bad heart, but I can't wait to see the race and how badly TNT's coverage butchers it.

The Sonoma County heat jacks with yer cardiac? I thought SFE was running a shuttle?  http://www.racesonoma.com/fanguide/travel/bus_transportation/

I'm 2 1/2 weeks from my next heart surgery. part of what they're doing is putting stents into the veins between my lungs and heart. Even if it weren't the heat, I don't have the energy, stamina, or endurance to survive a day at the races. Hell, a walk around the block is pretty much my limit.


Best of luck, Sir Monkey...be thinking about you.

Walked in with 3 laps to go...great finish. Thank you TurboKat...
 
2013-06-16 06:36:43 PM  
Dumb-Ass-Monkey heh, thanks

Wow, you've got my best then(that is, your guys aren't from the cardiac equivalent of TRD)-if it feels any better I missed the Fontucky Race because I was in Charlotte helping out @ a friend's Horror Movie convention, of all places...I felt bad telling the Horror Movie fan working the desk @ the NASCAR HoF he'd just missed Bruce Campbell...or as my nephews know him "Torque Redline"
 
2013-06-17 01:06:54 PM  
Stupid Newman, I really wanted a free Bloomin' Onion today.
 
2013-06-17 04:43:34 PM  
Is this where everyone is jackin' it to the sound of a vroom vroom and using 1040 lube?
Just want to be sure before I mention that Ernhardts can't drive for shait.
 
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