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(NASCAR)   It's the Quicken Loans 400 at Michigan International Speedway, the only track that Dale Jr. has won at since 2006. Can he do it again? Or will he continue being the most popular driver to not live up to his popularity? Flag drops at 1pm ET on TNT   (nascar.com ) divider line
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2013-06-16 03:36:17 PM  
Fords running 1,2,3,5 and I change the channel
 
2013-06-16 03:36:59 PM  
What was that show in the 90's where they kept jumping to alternative universes when the world was only slightly different than the one they were from? TNT makes me want to do that.
 
2013-06-16 03:37:12 PM  

WhyteRaven74: Lotus is a great example of how crazy the corporate world has gotten. The Lotus F1 team has bugger all to do with Lotus road cars, which had little to do with the engine uh supplier to Indy car last year.


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2013-06-16 03:37:44 PM  
Either somebody was setting off fireworks at the track, or Kyle/Wally was fiddling with the mic.
 
2013-06-16 03:37:48 PM  
Eating blue lotuses will get you soooooooo high
 
2013-06-16 03:37:49 PM  

crotchgrabber: What was that show in the 90's where they kept jumping to alternative universes when the world was only slightly different than the one they were from? TNT makes me want to do that.


Sliders.
 
2013-06-16 03:39:18 PM  
Was that KFC commercial a little racist ??
 
2013-06-16 03:39:44 PM  
@SiriusXMNASCAR
Due to the incident involving Dale Earnhardt Jr., @JoeyLogano can now be heard on Sirius 94/XM 225.
 
2013-06-16 03:41:02 PM  

crotchgrabber: What was that show in the 90's where they kept jumping to alternative universes when the world was only slightly different than the one they were from? TNT makes me want to do that.


Sliders
 
2013-06-16 03:41:05 PM  
@JennaFryer
Honestly, I'm going to let those at the track do the racing play by play. I'm taking over commercial play by play.
 
2013-06-16 03:41:20 PM  
Ok, no one farks with the idol.
 
2013-06-16 03:42:13 PM  
@JennaFryer
40 to go ... that means 62 more commercials for me!
 
2013-06-16 03:42:50 PM  
Hi Guize!  Biffle?  Logano?  And JJ closing.

/Oh well.  Go Clint Bowyer!
 
2013-06-16 03:43:10 PM  
We need a caution riiiight....NOW.
 
2013-06-16 03:43:30 PM  
48 went from 19th to 7th after the last restart

He can do 2 tires on this restart under green conditions
 
2013-06-16 03:43:54 PM  

emonk: We need a caution riiiight....NOW.


Bing.
 
2013-06-16 03:43:55 PM  

emonk: We need a caution riiiight....NOW.


Thou art a wizard, no?
 
2013-06-16 03:44:01 PM  
Jamie Mac is NOT lovin' it.
 
2013-06-16 03:44:08 PM  
Dammit, Jamie! Way to screw up this race.
 
2013-06-16 03:44:20 PM  
Edwards and biffle just got screwed by the caution

I don't seem to mind
 
2013-06-16 03:44:21 PM  
Aaaand Jamie Mac makes every driver who just pitted for fuel-only shiat their pants.
 
2013-06-16 03:44:30 PM  
Another right front tire.  Oh boy.
 
2013-06-16 03:44:43 PM  
mikaloyd:

You gone junior

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2013-06-16 03:45:12 PM  
Now *that* is how you blow a tire!
 
2013-06-16 03:45:28 PM  

vegaswench: Jamie Mac is NOT lovin' it.


And I don't believe he deserved that break..........today.
 
2013-06-16 03:45:36 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: Was that KFC commercial a little racist ??


Sergio Garcia doesnt think so.
KFC and other sellers of fried chicken have to walk a fine line. If they dont feature any black people in their ads they are racist. If they feature too many or featture any in even a slightly wrong waqy they are racist.

Its just a shame that fried chicken got a racist connotation. because pretty much everybody likes fried chicken.
 
2013-06-16 03:46:27 PM  
@JennaFryer
Blown right front for JMac means 5 commercials for us! WOOOO!
 
2013-06-16 03:46:58 PM  
The 20 almost took out his front tire changer charging out of his pit box.
 
2013-06-16 03:47:17 PM  

mikaloyd: AngryDesertDweller: Was that KFC commercial a little racist ??

Sergio Garcia doesnt think so.
KFC and other sellers of fried chicken have to walk a fine line. If they dont feature any black people in their ads they are racist. If they feature too many or featture any in even a slightly wrong waqy they are racist.

Its just a shame that fried chicken got a racist connotation. because pretty much everybody likes fried chicken.


I think fried chicken smells better than it tastes.  I'm always disappointed when I eat it.  I haven't had any home-made in awhile though, so that might be why.
 
2013-06-16 03:47:52 PM  

mikaloyd: AngryDesertDweller: Was that KFC commercial a little racist ??

Sergio Garcia doesnt think so.
KFC and other sellers of fried chicken have to walk a fine line. If they dont feature any black people in their ads they are racist. If they feature too many or featture any in even a slightly wrong waqy they are racist.

Its just a shame that fried chicken got a racist connotation. because pretty much everybody likes fried chicken.


I don't trust anybody that doesn't like fried chicken.
 
2013-06-16 03:48:20 PM  
McMurray blows tire, Biffle in the pits already.  That should be good for the 16 right?
 
2013-06-16 03:48:56 PM  

ski9600: McMurray blows tire, Biffle in the pits already.  That should be good for the 16 right?


Except he only took gas, no tires.
 
2013-06-16 03:49:23 PM  
mikaloyd How you gonna take a car to the hospital with a fire truck?

That's the problem-thwith Doc Hudson dead it seems like Mater's the only hope anybody who crashes on Route 66 has in Radiator Springs...since Ramon is only like a Plastic Surgeon, & if Mater's running around on the International open wheel circuit if you break down often like the Jeff Garlin lemon car you're boned

#WhiteCarProblems #RadiatorSprings
 
2013-06-16 03:49:39 PM  
Now I remember what made me hate AC/DC.
 
2013-06-16 03:50:23 PM  
Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer

The best commercial so far was local. Guy said he'd be a surrogate mother for lower car payments. OK, buddy. Whatever.
 
2013-06-16 03:51:46 PM  

FlyingJ: mikaloyd How you gonna take a car to the hospital with a fire truck?

That's the problem-thwith Doc Hudson dead it seems like Mater's the only hope anybody who crashes on Route 66 has in Radiator Springs...since Ramon is only like a Plastic Surgeon, & if Mater's running around on the International open wheel circuit if you break down often like the Jeff Garlin lemon car you're boned

#WhiteCarProblems #RadiatorSprings


I wonder if he fork lifts could help out?
 
2013-06-16 03:51:48 PM  
48 was the only driver to take 2 cans of fuel?

Lets see how this plays out
 
2013-06-16 03:51:55 PM  

DanZero: Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer

The best commercial so far was local. Guy said he'd be a surrogate mother for lower car payments. OK, buddy. Whatever.


The local commercials I'm seeing are 10 years old.
 
2013-06-16 03:53:17 PM  

mikaloyd: AngryDesertDweller: Was that KFC commercial a little racist ??

Sergio Garcia doesnt think so.
KFC and other sellers of fried chicken have to walk a fine line. If they dont feature any black people in their ads they are racist. If they feature too many or featture any in even a slightly wrong waqy they are racist.

Its just a shame that fried chicken got a racist connotation. because pretty much everybody likes fried chicken.


And everyone in that McDonalds commercial was asian. Which was weird... "She's one, so's he, so are they" That was odd.
 
2013-06-16 03:53:43 PM  
Did I not tell you about the "Bad Pit Strategy" button, smerfnablin?
 
2013-06-16 03:53:44 PM  

You can only claim to know a thing so many times while conveniently missing every chance to show us...

i.imgur.com

...before we start to think you may be full of shiat.

 
2013-06-16 03:53:48 PM  

ClavellBCMI: ski9600: McMurray blows tire, Biffle in the pits already.  That should be good for the 16 right?

Except he only took gas, no tires.


Wow, and there goes his 11 second lead over that other car.
 
2013-06-16 03:54:03 PM  
Awright Clint.  He's right behind you.  You know what to do.
 
2013-06-16 03:54:37 PM  

kteela: mikaloyd: AngryDesertDweller: Was that KFC commercial a little racist ??

Sergio Garcia doesnt think so.
KFC and other sellers of fried chicken have to walk a fine line. If they dont feature any black people in their ads they are racist. If they feature too many or featture any in even a slightly wrong waqy they are racist.

Its just a shame that fried chicken got a racist connotation. because pretty much everybody likes fried chicken.

I think fried chicken smells better than it tastes.  I'm always disappointed when I eat it.  I haven't had any home-made in awhile though, so that might be why.


I love it hot and also cold later picnic style
 
2013-06-16 03:55:23 PM  
Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer

FWIW, I specifically asked TNT about its commercial ratio in an interview before they took over package and they declined to comment.
 
2013-06-16 03:56:31 PM  
Mr. Truex, Mr. Kenseth would like to have some calm words with you.
 
2013-06-16 03:56:44 PM  
Holy shiat Kenseth
 
2013-06-16 03:57:49 PM  
Glove save and a beaut!
 
2013-06-16 03:57:59 PM  
Bobby and Kurt: That's how it's done.
 
2013-06-16 03:58:02 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Mr. Truex, Mr. Kenseth would like to have some calm words with you.


You're only supposed to do that to rookies.
 
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