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(NASCAR)   It's the Quicken Loans 400 at Michigan International Speedway, the only track that Dale Jr. has won at since 2006. Can he do it again? Or will he continue being the most popular driver to not live up to his popularity? Flag drops at 1pm ET on TNT   (nascar.com) divider line 446
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2013-06-16 03:18:52 PM
Johnson just lost 16 positions for taking 4 tires
 
2013-06-16 03:19:01 PM
What's up with the burnout marks on pit road? There's a row of esses right down the middle.

12:22:33 commercial
 
2013-06-16 03:19:38 PM

Fireproof: kteela: Dammit, Jr.  While we were away... Moar Idol Power!

Maybe the idol is calibrated to tue wronf Hendrick cars?


Either that, or Chad Knaus snuck on over to tkat's place and re-programmed the Idol so that no matter what she did, everything that she pushes is set to activate the "48 wins" button.
 
2013-06-16 03:20:16 PM

Jensaarai: Baby Face Fister: Jensaarai: Baby Face Fister: Good thing I'm not playing everytime they say Jimmie Johnson take a drink.

So what would count in this drinking game.

Does it have to be the full "Jimmie Johnson" to drink, or does "Jimmie," "Johnson," or "the 48" count too?

No, just Jimmie Johnson-full name, otherwise alcohol poisoning.

My college-era NASCAR drinking game was considered the most lethal idea ever. Whenever they showed a booze car on TV for a full second, you drank that thing. This was back when Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Crown Royal, Budweiser, Miller Lite, and Coors Light were all regular cars, with guest appearances by Smirnoff. We never had the guts/funds to actually play.


What about wide shots of large chunks of the field? As soon as I saw your post, I looked up and saw half the field leaving pit road at once, at caution speeds.
 
2013-06-16 03:21:27 PM
That Smoke commercial got me thinking: what if NASCAR Sprint Cup cars had car horns?
 
2013-06-16 03:21:53 PM

ClavellBCMI: Fireproof: kteela: Dammit, Jr.  While we were away... Moar Idol Power!

Maybe the idol is calibrated to tue wronf Hendrick cars?

Either that, or Chad Knaus snuck on over to tkat's place and re-programmed the Idol so that no matter what she did, everything that she pushes is set to activate the "48 wins" button.


I'm a dude.

And no, I did a pre-flight check.
 
2013-06-16 03:22:15 PM

vegaswench: That Smoke commercial got me thinking: what if NASCAR Sprint Cup cars had car horns?


They do.  They're called bumpers.
 
2013-06-16 03:22:26 PM
Sloppy Zest Soap tie-in on MRN.  This flack woman has no on-air skilz-& her mikebeathing!

WhiteRayven74 "I know people get tired of us talking about Jimmy"...

Buddy in CLT sez he's a great guy locally, just drives me nuts on the track...
 
2013-06-16 03:22:45 PM
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Jimmie Johnson on the radio: damn, I gotta do everything by myself around here.
 
2013-06-16 03:23:04 PM

FlyingJ: I can only watch racing when my nephews are over by occasionally shouting "Look-there's Lightning McQueen!"  The 5-year old is catching on, the 2-year old can't tell in pack traffic.  Also, if 'Mater can repair cars too, does that make him a medical professional like Doc Hudson or just a backwoods quack?


EMT like an ambulance driver
 
2013-06-16 03:23:06 PM
Dear Zest

if you're going to sponsor a car in NASCAR, send somebody to the MRN booth who seems to know at least something about racing.

Thanks
 
2013-06-16 03:23:10 PM
& her "uh's"& 'um's"...
 
2013-06-16 03:23:33 PM

vegaswench: That Smoke commercial got me thinking: what if NASCAR Sprint Cup cars had car horns?


For some reason I'm picturing these.

media.lonelyplanet.com
 
2013-06-16 03:23:36 PM

Random Name Generator: Fail Earnhardt Jr.

(poor jr)


I just realized how great it would have been for him to win on Fathers' Day...
 
2013-06-16 03:23:39 PM

Fireproof: Jensaarai: Baby Face Fister: Jensaarai: Baby Face Fister: Good thing I'm not playing everytime they say Jimmie Johnson take a drink.

So what would count in this drinking game.

Does it have to be the full "Jimmie Johnson" to drink, or does "Jimmie," "Johnson," or "the 48" count too?

No, just Jimmie Johnson-full name, otherwise alcohol poisoning.

My college-era NASCAR drinking game was considered the most lethal idea ever. Whenever they showed a booze car on TV for a full second, you drank that thing. This was back when Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Crown Royal, Budweiser, Miller Lite, and Coors Light were all regular cars, with guest appearances by Smirnoff. We never had the guts/funds to actually play.

What about wide shots of large chunks of the field? As soon as I saw your post, I looked up and saw half the field leaving pit road at once, at caution speeds.


We were thinking of doing a call-out things with those. Point out whichever you spot on our shiatty little common room TV, and make someone/everyone else take a drink of that. Other than that, it was mostly reserved for focused shots on the booze-car in question.
 
2013-06-16 03:23:57 PM
I give up, I can't keep track of commercial time. I have a feeling we'll go right back after this update.

Looking forward to steak and beer with pops this afternoon. Got him an iPad case from seatbeltbags.com You ladies should check them out. Really cool purses and stuff.
 
2013-06-16 03:26:04 PM

good_2_go: Dear Zest

if you're going to sponsor a car in NASCAR, send somebody to the MRN booth who seems to know at least something about racing.

Thanks


I do like the looks of the zest car though. So they got that right
 
2013-06-16 03:26:08 PM
mikaloyd EMT like an ambulance driver

doesn't the firetruck fulfill that end?
 
2013-06-16 03:26:33 PM
LOL@ Jr.  "Running in the back and blowing an engine is worse [than running in the front and blowing an engine]."
 
2013-06-16 03:26:41 PM
would it kill TNT to show intervals?
 
2013-06-16 03:27:07 PM
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

The TRD folks are all huddling next to Jr.'s car, laughing and making funny faces.
 
2013-06-16 03:28:16 PM

DanZero: NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

The TRD folks are all huddling next to Jr.'s car, laughing and making funny faces.


Who is TRD?
 
2013-06-16 03:28:32 PM
Carl is kicking ass
 
2013-06-16 03:28:51 PM

The Bestest: would it kill TNT to show intervals?


They are - after the driver's name instead of under, thanks to the derpy top banner.
 
2013-06-16 03:29:03 PM

Fireproof: DanZero: NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

The TRD folks are all huddling next to Jr.'s car, laughing and making funny faces.

Who is TRD?


Toyota Racing Development. Ask Mikey Waltrip about their engines of late. He'll give you an earful.
 
2013-06-16 03:29:06 PM
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

I didn't know half the fans left because Dale Jr blew up. The place started out half-full anyway.
 
2013-06-16 03:29:31 PM

FlyingJ: mikaloyd EMT like an ambulance driver

doesn't the firetruck fulfill that end?


How you gonna take a car to the hospital with a fire truck?
 
2013-06-16 03:29:40 PM

Fireproof: DanZero: NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

The TRD folks are all huddling next to Jr.'s car, laughing and making funny faces.

Who is TRD?


Toyota Racing Development - known for blown engines these past couple years
 
2013-06-16 03:29:44 PM

Fireproof: DanZero: NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

The TRD folks are all huddling next to Jr.'s car, laughing and making funny faces.

Who is TRD?


Toyota Racing Development.
 
2013-06-16 03:29:51 PM

Fireproof: DanZero: NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

The TRD folks are all huddling next to Jr.'s car, laughing and making funny faces.

Who is TRD?


Toyota Racing Development, a name synonymous with crap quality engines this year.
 
2013-06-16 03:30:42 PM

Fireproof: DanZero: NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

The TRD folks are all huddling next to Jr.'s car, laughing and making funny faces.

Who is TRD?


Lotus
 
2013-06-16 03:30:52 PM
And *how* many laps down is Gordon? And why haven't they black-flagged him for not maintaining speed?
 
2013-06-16 03:31:08 PM

jdjoker: The Bestest: would it kill TNT to show intervals?

They are - after the driver's name instead of under, thanks to the derpy top banner.


Which, since it's yellow for Sprint, makes you think the race is under caution. The red KFC banner was even dumber.
 
2013-06-16 03:31:54 PM
Dale Jr. most ironic use of Superman Logo since "Godspell"...but Pierogi Burgers!
http://www.mlive.com/news/jackson/index.ssf/2013/06/mis_concessions_ be gin_selling.html
 
2013-06-16 03:32:03 PM
MRN: "Real scramble for the lead..."
 
2013-06-16 03:32:18 PM

DanZero: Toyota Racing Development, a name synonymous with crap quality engines this year.


Which kinda sucks since TRD has a long history of some very awesome stuff.

and Smoke's soda cookies....yeah...
 
2013-06-16 03:32:45 PM
8-track tape shown on TV.

Drink.
 
2013-06-16 03:32:45 PM

good_2_go: MRN: "Real scramble for the lead..."


Enduracool towel ad here...
 
2013-06-16 03:33:07 PM
yeah.. they started showing intervals -after- i biatched.. I must have semi-phenominal nearly-cosmic powers or somethin..
also surprised Jeffy bothered to come back onto the track
 
2013-06-16 03:33:19 PM
"At Goodyear, we make tires for the most demanding drivers."

Houstonians?
 
2013-06-16 03:33:25 PM

crotchgrabber: Fireproof: DanZero: NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

The TRD folks are all huddling next to Jr.'s car, laughing and making funny faces.

Who is TRD?

Lotus


That beats everyone's explanations hands down. +1
 
2013-06-16 03:33:34 PM
Why am I surprised?
 
2013-06-16 03:33:43 PM
Bihhle gets a point
 
2013-06-16 03:33:54 PM

crotchgrabber: Lotus


Lotus isn't TRD, Lotus is a turd
 
2013-06-16 03:34:12 PM
@dustinlong
JJ on radio: "So much fun.'' Knaus: "We can do this still.' Johnson: "I know we've got the car, just got to get there.''

/Chad can't drive it for you, Jimmeh
 
2013-06-16 03:34:25 PM
Cars.com All Drive No Drama TNT We know Drama.
 
2013-06-16 03:34:36 PM

jdjoker: Which, since it's yellow for Sprint, makes you think the race is under caution. The red KFC banner was even dumber.


I ATE THE BONES
RED FLAG
 
2013-06-16 03:34:59 PM
Happy Fathers Day Jack Roush
 
2013-06-16 03:35:22 PM

Jensaarai: Cars.com All Drive No Drama TNT We know Drama.


DanZero [TotalFark]


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2013-06-16 03:00:43 PM


ALL DRIVE, no drama?

Thats not cars.com, it must be the perfect utopian NASCAR coverage that's off TNT

 
2013-06-16 03:35:44 PM
Lotus is a great example of how crazy the corporate world has gotten. The Lotus F1 team has bugger all to do with Lotus road cars, which had little to do with the engine uh supplier to Indy car last year.
 
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