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(NASCAR)   It's the Quicken Loans 400 at Michigan International Speedway, the only track that Dale Jr. has won at since 2006. Can he do it again? Or will he continue being the most popular driver to not live up to his popularity? Flag drops at 1pm ET on TNT   (nascar.com) divider line 446
    More: Interesting, Kevin Harvick, Daytona International Speedway, Kyle Busch  
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2013-06-16 02:49:21 PM  
Kahne hard in the wall. And on fire.
 
2013-06-16 02:49:30 PM  

DanZero: WhyteRaven74: Jensaarai: I guess I just assumed Fark wouldn't be the place for that,

discovering all the racing fans on Fark was one of the best things ever

Yup!


hey, don't forget that the Fark Wrestling Community essentially started because one guy kept posting a WWF trading card with him on it in any and every wrestling thread.
 
2013-06-16 02:49:48 PM  
Late because well, it's Michigan and meh.  Here I are.  Good job w/ the idol tk.
 
2013-06-16 02:50:29 PM  

DanZero: smerfnablin: Khane screwed junior

NASCAR is going to be waiting at the random post race inspection for him

The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

Kasey Kahne doesn't wanna be the guy to take the lead from Dale Jr. That would make him a villain. Nobody wants to be a villain.


The problem is dale jr needs to step up and be the villain.

Put Carl Edwards in the wall, drink Jimmie Johnson's beer and sleep with kyle busch's girlfriend

Oh and we have a wreck while we were away
 
2013-06-16 02:50:36 PM  
Junior just keeps saying, "Damn!" Is Kahne okay?
 
2013-06-16 02:50:36 PM  
You've got to be farking kidding me.
 
2013-06-16 02:50:50 PM  
WhyteRaven74  Darrell and Mikey drunk out of their minds would be better commentary than these guys.

best Google can do is a Drunk in Daytona versus a DW Sand Castle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ed19BdrDq8
 
2013-06-16 02:50:55 PM  
/while we were away
 
2013-06-16 02:50:57 PM  
WHILE WE WERE AWAY

sing it with me!
 
2013-06-16 02:51:02 PM  

good_2_go: Kahne hard in the wall. And on fire.


I thought you were kidding, actually.

No Funny vote for you.

:)
 
2013-06-16 02:51:28 PM  
so, the Tire Destruct Button is how they give JJ back his position,
 
2013-06-16 02:52:08 PM  

FlyingJ: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ed19BdrDq8


hahaha
 
2013-06-16 02:52:10 PM  
Somewhere a Goodyear spokesman is explaining that the #5 was running too much camber/too little air pressure/it's not our fault dammit.
 
2013-06-16 02:52:34 PM  
You gotta be farking kidding me

Juan Montoya hit the 48 on put road and cost him 2 spots!

Does JPM have a man crush on Jimmie or something?!
 
2013-06-16 02:52:39 PM  
WTF Kahne.
 
2013-06-16 02:53:21 PM  
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

Do you think @NASCAR_TNT is missing ALL the action on purpose, or is it just coincidence?
 
2013-06-16 02:53:22 PM  

relaxitsjustme: Somewhere a Goodyear spokesman is explaining that the #5 was running too much camber/too little air pressure/it's not our fault dammit.


The Goodyear people can just go "Hey at least we're not Pirelli!"
 
2013-06-16 02:53:28 PM  
While we were away caution, yet again.

I've seen more racing in the racing related commercials than I have in the actual race coverage
 
2013-06-16 02:53:36 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: mornin, all

turns out staying up til 4 in the morning watching a movie I have seen a million times isn't the smartest thing I could have done.


Redtube again?
 
2013-06-16 02:53:36 PM  
Cool.  Kurt may gain a spot.
 
2013-06-16 02:54:31 PM  
swampgirl Junior just keeps saying, "Damn!" Is Kahne okay?

Not a good week for this...like the season after his dad died Jr. told his spotter he didn't like being screwed with in the turns...
 
2013-06-16 02:54:34 PM  
And princess gets "goo'd". A mysterious green goo.
 
2013-06-16 02:54:54 PM  
So the leader hits the wall during commercial, cover some pit stops, and then immediately back to commercials?  And we'll re-set the field when we come back!
 
2013-06-16 02:55:10 PM  

smerfnablin: You gotta be farking kidding me

Juan Montoya hit the 48 on put road and cost him 2 spots!

Does JPM have a man crush on Jimmie or something?!


Juan had a flashback and thought JJ was a track dryer.
 
2013-06-16 02:55:21 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: so, the Tire Destruct Button is how they give JJ back his position,


Khane knew he was screwed when he passed junior

In sure NASCAR needed that to happen more than anyone to keep the fans happy
 
2013-06-16 02:55:49 PM  
Crap. Only stream i can find that works is in Czech or something
 
2013-06-16 02:55:56 PM  

kteela: Late because well, it's Michigan and meh.  Here I are.  Good job w/ the idol tk.


*tips hat* Thanks, love.
 
2013-06-16 02:56:15 PM  

relaxitsjustme: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: mornin, all

turns out staying up til 4 in the morning watching a movie I have seen a million times isn't the smartest thing I could have done.

Redtube again?


Zing!
 
2013-06-16 02:56:45 PM  

mikaloyd: Crap. Only stream i can find that works is in Czech or something


Link 2 works for me on frs.
 
2013-06-16 02:56:48 PM  
TNT's crappy coverage is a part of NASCAR's plan to get fans back out to the track.
 
2013-06-16 02:56:52 PM  
"How the hell are you supposed to watch a sporting event if you miss every 'event' that happens during it?" - My brother responding to my inappropriately loud laughter upon coming back from commercial to see Kahne in the wall
 
2013-06-16 02:57:26 PM  

mikaloyd: Crap. Only stream i can find that works is in Czech or something


Well, that's not going to Slav your problem.
 
2013-06-16 02:57:45 PM  

ski9600: So the leader hits the wall during commercial, cover some pit stops, and then immediately back to commercials?  And we'll re-set the field when we come back!


welcome to

There is
No Nascar
To Speak Of
 
2013-06-16 02:57:48 PM  

mikaloyd: Crap. Only stream i can find that works is in Czech or something


how about this?
 
2013-06-16 02:57:55 PM  

mikaloyd: Crap. Only stream i can find that works is in Czech or something


Ah, the Jaromir Jagr racing hour. One of my favorites.
 
2013-06-16 02:57:59 PM  
hush you guys, this zit commercial is important.
 
2013-06-16 02:58:52 PM  

turbokat: Well, that's not going to Slav your problem.


*golf clap*

/could actually follow along if the stream was in Czech
 
2013-06-16 02:58:58 PM  

mikaloyd: Crap. Only stream i can find that works is in Czech or something


I'm watching on firstrow. they only have one stream and it works and is in english. The only problem is that its TNT so you will still miss about everything happening on track.
 
2013-06-16 02:59:23 PM  

vegaswench: relaxitsjustme: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: mornin, all

Redtube again?

Zing!


Oh.  Had to do a search.  I get it now.

You'd think they'd call it pink tube.
 
2013-06-16 02:59:57 PM  
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

They won't show you what happens WHEN it happens, but they'll spend all kinds of time telling you what happened 5 minutes ago.
 
2013-06-16 03:00:00 PM  

relaxitsjustme: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: mornin, all

turns out staying up til 4 in the morning watching a movie I have seen a million times isn't the smartest thing I could have done.

Redtube again?


I use XTube, thank you very much.
 
2013-06-16 03:00:15 PM  

WhyteRaven74: mikaloyd: Crap. Only stream i can find that works is in Czech or something

how about this?


Unfortunately only get a white screen on that
 
2013-06-16 03:00:32 PM  

Foaming: mikaloyd: Crap. Only stream i can find that works is in Czech or something

Ah, the Jaromir Jagr racing hour. One of my favorites.


I think he gives to much time to his pursuit of "Moose and Squirrel". He'll never catch them.
 
2013-06-16 03:00:43 PM  
ALL DRIVE, no drama?

Thats not cars.com, it must be the perfect utopian NASCAR coverage that's off TNT
 
2013-06-16 03:00:46 PM  
So, will there be a big onetm?
 
2013-06-16 03:00:56 PM  
Holy shiat.

What's something slow that you wish was fast?

This farking commercial break.
 
2013-06-16 03:01:20 PM  
How many commercial breaks in the past 15 minutes?

4?
5?
WTF?!
 
2013-06-16 03:01:29 PM  

mikaloyd: Unfortunately only get a white screen on that


huh odd
 
2013-06-16 03:01:59 PM  
somewhere in Bristol, CT, a producer is watching all this and thinking "pfft.. we can top this"
 
2013-06-16 03:02:11 PM  

Tellingthem: mikaloyd: Crap. Only stream i can find that works is in Czech or something

I'm watching on firstrow. they only have one stream and it works and is in english. The only problem is that its TNT so you will still miss about everything happening on track.


I swear someone at TNT has a voodoo doll that they use *only* during commercials to cause things to happen on the track because they like hearing the words "while we were away".
 
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