Bathia_Mapes: There are some weapons-grade derb in those article comments.
dustman81: First off, AT&T is just now doing what the other major cell providers have been doing for awhile.
Mad_Radhu: At least you can turn off Amber Alerts for the phone. My TiVo stops whatever I am watching and shows me an Atari 2600 quality graphic with a deeply distorted, staticy voice from the ether intoning the details whenever someone in the Seattle metro has a custody dispute make a turn for the worst (which seems like the majority of the alerts).
Speaker2Animals: WTF is a "presidential alert?"
Xaneidolon: Gone are the days of actually owning a device that you have purchased.
Shakin_Haitian: Next it'll be on our farking TVs and radios.
Buzzerguy: Author is Jim Hoft, better known as The Stupidest Man on the Internet./This gets the green light? Really?
serial_crusher: Verizon has been doing those for a while hasn't it?I didn't know about the "presidential alerts" category though. How long before we get one of those about the "national emergency" of some abortion or gun control related legislation that we urgently need to write our congressmen about?
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