GreenSun: Really deserves the stupid tag. The police should have arrested the vandals instead and not the victim.
Infernalist: But, either way, don't farking touch my kids.
born_yesterday: BarkingUnicorn: The kids had hammers, too. He could have made it look like they killed each other.Or, forced them at gunpoint to fight each other with the hammers, promising to let the survivor win.Then shot the survivor and claimed the kid was a maniac and he was just sorry he was late saving the other kids.
BarkingUnicorn: The kids had hammers, too. He could have made it look like they killed each other.
Infernalist: I don't give a shiat if they're mini-dahmers, if you touch my kids, you'll be spitting up teeth if you're lucky or in a hole in the ground if you're not. Don't fark with a father's kids. You just don't do it. You 'will' end up dead if you fark with the wrong guy's kids.
Infernalist: Look, just because I love my kids more than you love yours, that's no reason to make disparaging remarks about my character.
Infernalist: Speaking as a father, if my kids did something this farking retarded, I'd still kick the living shiat out of any guy who locks em in a closet.And then I'd beat them within an inch of their lives.It's all about priorities. You're not a cop, you're not a judge, you don't get to lock my kids up.
Infernalist: He's going to get the asskicking of his life and if he looks even slightly like he's going to resist, I'll just shoot him dead.
Bschott007: RickN99: Bathia_Mapes: He forced the children into a closet and kept them there until the police showed up. In many states that's considered kidnapping, or false imprisonment at the very least.He detained multiple armed criminals, caught in the commission of numerous crimes on his property, until the police arrived. Cite one state's law where this is considered "kidnapping".it's not...he is being charged with ENDANGERING A CHILD. Which I can't see how he endangered these kids by stuffing them in a closet.
Infernalist: .I don't give a shiat if they're mini-dahmers, if you touch my kids, you'll be spitting up teeth if you're lucky or in a hole in the ground if you're not. Don't fark with a father's kids. You just don't do it. You 'will' end up dead if you fark with the wrong guy's kids.
Bslim: Next time, just lock up and set the place on fire. Roast the little scumbags and blame them for the blaze too./Not kidding//not even a little bit///slashies
thamike: The kidnapping had already happened when he called the cops.
quickdraw: citizens arrest?
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