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(Opposing Views)   Is this man facing two years in jail for a.) theft, b.) assault or c.) locking up kids who were vandalizing his home in a closet until police could arrive?   (opposingviews.com) divider line 21
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7430 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jun 2013 at 3:59 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-16 10:16:09 PM  
2 votes:

GreenSun: Really deserves the stupid tag. The police should have arrested the vandals instead and not the victim.


If only there were some kind of article that you could have read with details.
You know, about who was arrested, why, and what they were charged with.

If only these headlines actually linked somewhere.
oh well, back to reading horoscopes
2013-06-16 07:45:39 PM  
2 votes:
Another comment from the above posted article cracks me up:

I tell you what Mr. Bowler, someone needs to install a little fear into your hoodlums so they wont do stuff like this again. Apparently you have failed as a parent. You should have taken your boys home and reamed them out, so much that they wished they were back in that closet.
2013-06-16 07:41:22 PM  
2 votes:

Infernalist: But, either way, don't farking touch my kids.


Waves finger 1mm in front of your kids face.  "I'm not touching them"
2013-06-16 03:18:02 PM  
2 votes:

born_yesterday: BarkingUnicorn: The kids had hammers, too.  He could have made it look like they killed each other.

Or, forced them at gunpoint  to fight each other with the hammers, promising to let the survivor win.

Then shot the survivor and claimed the kid was a maniac and he was just sorry he was late saving the other kids.


Ohhh, I like this one.
2013-06-16 02:58:52 PM  
2 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: The kids had hammers, too.  He could have made it look like they killed each other.


Or, forced them at gunpoint  to fight each other with the hammers, promising to let the survivor win.

Then shot the survivor and claimed the kid was a maniac and he was just sorry he was late saving the other kids.
2013-06-16 02:17:24 PM  
2 votes:
The kids had hammers, too.  He could have made it look like they killed each other.
2013-06-17 02:01:13 AM  
1 votes:

Infernalist: I don't give a shiat if they're mini-dahmers, if you touch my kids, you'll be spitting up teeth if you're lucky or in a hole in the ground if you're not. Don't fark with a father's kids. You just don't do it. You 'will' end up dead if you fark with the wrong guy's kids.


If you actually behave this way in real life, what will happen instead is that you will end up in bankruptcy court after the inevitable civil judgment comes down.  If you're really lucky, these two courts will be in the same building, so you won't even need to offer blow jobs at the bus station for cab fare.  Your life will still be pretty much over either way.  Maybe your kids will support you in your old age, but I doubt it.
2013-06-16 08:47:19 PM  
1 votes:
Really, if you ask me, when you break into someones house you are taking the risk of becoming the hind end of the human centipede...  You never know.


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2013-06-16 08:16:20 PM  
1 votes:

Infernalist: Look, just because I love my kids more than you love yours, that's no reason to make disparaging remarks about my character.


The only disparaging remarks being made about your character are being made by you.
2013-06-16 07:58:52 PM  
1 votes:

Infernalist: Speaking as a father, if my kids did something this farking retarded, I'd still kick the living shiat out of any guy who locks em in a closet.

And then I'd beat them within an inch of their lives.

It's all about priorities.  You're not a cop, you're not a judge, you don't get to lock my kids up.


Have fun in jail for assault.

Infernalist: He's going to get the asskicking of his life and if he looks even slightly like he's going to resist, I'll just shoot him dead.


Murder One and you'd face the death penalty. All because your kids acted like spoiled brats and you decided to act up. You must be a really crappy father.
kab
2013-06-16 07:49:07 PM  
1 votes:

Infernalist: I don't give a shiat if they're mini-dahmers, if you touch my kids, you'll be spitting up teeth if you're lucky or in a hole in the ground if you're not. Don't fark with a father's kids. You just don't do it. You 'will' end up dead if you fark with the wrong guy's kids.


Then keep your ill-raised imaginary crotch fruit on a farking leash.  Deal?  Deal.
2013-06-16 06:49:29 PM  
1 votes:
AndreMA

Actually the type of behavior of overcompensation I am observing here often comes from divorced-sans-custody men who are behind on their child support.
2013-06-16 06:29:13 PM  
1 votes:

Bschott007: RickN99: Bathia_Mapes: He forced the children into a closet and kept them there until the police showed up. In many states that's considered kidnapping, or false imprisonment at the very least.

He detained multiple armed criminals, caught in the commission of numerous crimes on his property, until the police arrived.  Cite one state's law where this is considered "kidnapping".

it's not...he is being charged with ENDANGERING A CHILD.  Which I can't see how he endangered these kids by stuffing them in a closet.


"But..but...but...the little shiat angels might hurt each other!"
2013-06-16 06:28:11 PM  
1 votes:
Mental note... if one of Infernalist's kids is raping my wife, preemptively kill Infernalist because he will irrationally defend scum that deserves to die rather than having the honor to cull his own like a good family would.
2013-06-16 06:26:45 PM  
1 votes:

Infernalist: .

I don't give a shiat if they're mini-dahmers, if you touch my kids, you'll be spitting up teeth if you're lucky or in a hole in the ground if you're not.  Don't fark with a father's kids.  You just don't do it.  You 'will' end up dead if you fark with the wrong guy's kids.


I'm just glad my dad's not like you. I'm sure I'm a better person for it.
2013-06-16 05:48:41 PM  
1 votes:

Infernalist: Speaking as a father, if my kids did something this farking retarded, I'd still kick the living shiat out of any guy who locks em in a closet.

And then I'd beat them within an inch of their lives.

It's all about priorities.  You're not a cop, you're not a judge, you don't get to lock my kids up.


Perhaps if you weren't such a farking failure as a parent, your kids wouldn't be committing felonies before thy have pubes? If my kids ever pulled some shiat like this, I would be thanking the FSM that the homeowner had shown that much restraint. I don't worry about that though because I've raised my kids to take responsibility for their actions and if they victimize innocent people, they're responsible for the consequences of those criminal behaviors. It doesn't make me a cool, ITG with precious criminal scumbag crotch droplings like yourself, but it makes me a great farking parent that is raising 2 kids that will be good adults who understand that there are consequences, dangerous consequences, for acting like destructive little farkwits.
2013-06-16 05:33:31 PM  
1 votes:

Bslim: Next time, just lock up and set the place on fire. Roast the little scumbags and blame them for the blaze too.

/Not kidding
//not even a little bit
///slashies


LOL
imagine how UPSET the parents would be?
YOUR HOUSE KILLED MY SNOWFLAKES!!!!!
how? how did they get into my mouse?
YOUR HOUSE KILLED MY SNOWFLAKES!!!!!
 Wait, they had hammers? Those aren't my hammers. Wait, those are you hammers?
Wait, all the stuff in my house was broken before the fire started?
So they destroyed my house, caused a fire and died. Suicide by vandalism!
YOUR HOUSE KILLED MY SNOWFLAKES!!!!!
2013-06-16 04:35:49 PM  
1 votes:
So they're going to lock him up in a confined space to teach him that locking others up in a confined space is wrong? HYPOCRISY!
2013-06-16 04:34:20 PM  
1 votes:
They took out the toilet so as far as I'm concerned this guy was a saint.
2013-06-16 01:46:31 PM  
1 votes:

thamike: The kidnapping had already happened when he called the cops.


No. Just no.

Words mean things.

Now just because your ego was bruised by pointing this out don't go screaming that you were assaulted.
2013-06-16 12:51:15 PM  
1 votes:

quickdraw: citizens arrest?


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