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(Yahoo)   Can Lefty get the birthday present he's always wanted, and on Father's Day no less? Or will he be a bridesmaid for a record sixth time? It's your U.S. Open Final Round discussion thread, Noon, NBC   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 309
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2013-06-16 09:32:33 AM  
Is this one of those things where you have to be a sports hipster to understand?
 
2013-06-16 09:36:45 AM  

Saborlas: Is this one of those things where you have to be a sports hipster to understand?


It's a golf thing.

There's rain coming today, but right now it's beautiful out there, dry and zero wind.
 
2013-06-16 11:33:09 AM  
The only golf thread that belongs in the geek tab is one discussing Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge.
 
2013-06-16 12:04:00 PM  

Tyrosine: The only golf thread that belongs in the geek tab is one discussing Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge.


The weird thing is geeks dont have any inkling why people would want to beat them up
 
2013-06-16 12:07:15 PM  
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-06-16 12:12:25 PM  
Eldrick on the road to the comeback of the century!
 
2013-06-16 12:14:32 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Eldrick on the road to the comeback of the century!


Is he on the scent of some hawt Denny's waitress twat or something?
 
2013-06-16 12:17:24 PM  

Saborlas: Is this one of those things where you have to be a sports hipster to understand?


Just know that those of us that can't stand him, theorize he made his kid's school purposely move their 8th grade graduation so he looked like an awesome dad flying in from watching that mess.

Tits Mickelson is as fake as they came, and I hope he bombs.
 
2013-06-16 12:18:58 PM  

mikaloyd: AliceBToklasLives: Eldrick on the road to the comeback of the century!

Is he on the scent of some hawt Denny's waitress twat or something?


Uh no he prefers Perkins waitresses. Tiger has class.
 
2013-06-16 12:34:44 PM  
0.s3.envato.com
Tiger's friend on the par 5 2nd hole....Lulz.
 
2013-06-16 12:40:10 PM  
Spoiler alert: The chick from No Doubt just got a hole in one.
 
2013-06-16 12:47:08 PM  
I'd love to see Phil take this thing home. I think it's gonna be Mahan though.
 
2013-06-16 12:51:44 PM  
One year from today I'll be at Pinehurst. Can't wait. Go Phil!
 
2013-06-16 12:56:47 PM  

Fade2black: Saborlas: Is this one of those things where you have to be a sports hipster to understand?

Just know that those of us that can't stand him, theorize he made his kid's school purposely move their 8th grade graduation so he looked like an awesome dad flying in from watching that mess.

Tits Mickelson is as fake as they came, and I hope he bombs.


Loyal father and husband, great player...yea a real phony.

smh...
 
2013-06-16 01:12:16 PM  
Why is Jonny Miller such a wanker? And please NBC, cut the son stories, it's getting old.
 
2013-06-16 01:13:01 PM  

ukexpat: Why is Jonny Miller such a wanker? And please NBC, cut the son stories, it's getting old.


Sob, sob stories...farking autocorrect...
 
2013-06-16 01:18:17 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Fade2black: Saborlas: Is this one of those things where you have to be a sports hipster to understand?

Just know that those of us that can't stand him, theorize he made his kid's school purposely move their 8th grade graduation so he looked like an awesome dad flying in from watching that mess.

Tits Mickelson is as fake as they came, and I hope he bombs.

Loyal father and husband, great player...yea a real phony.

smh...


Other players don't refer to him as FIGJAM for no reason.
 
2013-06-16 01:43:42 PM  

ukexpat: Why is Jonny Miller such a wanker? And please NBC, cut the son stories, it's getting old.


I recommend going online and watching sky sports.
http://www.stream2watch.me/golf/us-open-golf-2013-live-stream

They have a perfect blend of commentary and golf play. No NBC olympic coverage with story after story and video segment after segment. I hate hate NBC and I refuse to watch them unless I have to.
 
2013-06-16 01:48:26 PM  
15 minutes about the farking 1-iron? WTF?
 
2013-06-16 02:04:56 PM  

Fade2black: Saborlas: Is this one of those things where you have to be a sports hipster to understand?

Just know that those of us that can't stand him, theorize he made his kid's school purposely move their 8th grade graduation so he looked like an awesome dad flying in from watching that mess.

Tits Mickelson is as fake as they came, and I hope he bombs.


Look at that guy, eating crackers like he owns the place.
 
2013-06-16 02:05:33 PM  

ukexpat: 15 minutes about the farking 1-iron? WTF?


NBC's golf coverage is as good as their Olympics coverage.
 
2013-06-16 02:18:53 PM  

Milos Hattrick:


OK...that is friggin funny.
 
2013-06-16 02:19:59 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: ukexpat: 15 minutes about the farking 1-iron? WTF?

NBC's golf coverage is as good as their Olympics coverage.


I found it all kind of interesting - never even seen a 1 iron. It was kinda funny when Tiger says "You can't hit one with a modern ball" then Graeme Mcdowell just jacks one with Palmer's old 1-iron. Heh. (though they didn't mention whether he used an old style ball or not)

//Can't consistently hit anything less than a 5-iron. Don't even pack the 3 or 4 in the bag anymore.
 
2013-06-16 02:52:31 PM  
Fowler's attire is even louder on the new 70". He must blind the poor gallery.
 
2013-06-16 03:01:31 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: cameroncrazy1984: ukexpat: 15 minutes about the farking 1-iron? WTF?

NBC's golf coverage is as good as their Olympics coverage.

I found it all kind of interesting - never even seen a 1 iron. It was kinda funny when Tiger says "You can't hit one with a modern ball" then Graeme Mcdowell just jacks one with Palmer's old 1-iron. Heh. (though they didn't mention whether he used an old style ball or not)

//Can't consistently hit anything less than a 5-iron. Don't even pack the 3 or 4 in the bag anymore.


I roll 4-LW. I couldn't even tell you the last time I actually used my 4.

I truthfully don't know why it's still in my bag.
 
2013-06-16 03:08:17 PM  
Why the big deal about it being Father's Day? Tournament ends on a Sunday every year, Father's Day is on a Sunday every year...don't most US Opens, if not all, end on Father's Day?

/don't actually watch
//hear the storyline seemingly every year
 
2013-06-16 03:15:58 PM  
So having recently cut the cord I'm pleasantly surprised that NBC is streaming the event.

I assume they don't stream football games...amirite?
 
2013-06-16 03:22:33 PM  
Phil starts off in the rough.  Probably no big deal.

gimmeafarkinname: So having recently cut the cord I'm pleasantly surprised that NBC is streaming the event.

I assume they don't stream football games...amirite?


You are wrong.

/also no need to stream - all you need is an antenna (and a relatively close affiliate)
 
2013-06-16 03:27:26 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Phil starts off in the rough.  Probably no big deal.


Not a bad shot from the rough. Good for him. You just know major trouble early could have sent him into a downward spiral.
 
2013-06-16 03:27:44 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Phil starts off in the rough.  Probably no big deal.

gimmeafarkinname: So having recently cut the cord I'm pleasantly surprised that NBC is streaming the event.

I assume they don't stream football games...amirite?

You are wrong.

/also no need to stream - all you need is an antenna (and a relatively close affiliate)


According to tv fool I'd need a roof mount antenna which I'll probably get around to at some point...maybe.
 
2013-06-16 03:29:07 PM  
Stricker! NOOOOOOOOOO
 
2013-06-16 03:31:53 PM  
Duke Lonald going the "ballsy but stupid" route, it seems.
 
2013-06-16 03:34:00 PM  
stricker da fuq
 
2013-06-16 03:34:15 PM  
Steve Stricker quickly falling apart here. Amazing how quickly these things can happen.
 
2013-06-16 03:34:44 PM  

seventypercent: Stricker! NOOOOOOOOOO


Followed by a shankappotomus
 
2013-06-16 03:36:24 PM  

dumbandilikeit: seventypercent: Stricker! NOOOOOOOOOO

Followed by a shankappotomus


I'd almost rather see Stricker win than Phil. But he probably just shot himself right in the ass.
 
2013-06-16 03:38:58 PM  

seventypercent: I'd almost rather see Stricker win than Phil. But he probably just shot himself right in the ass.


FTFY

This tournament will come down to one or two strokes. The way the course is playing, no way in hell he comes back from that.
 
2013-06-16 03:39:13 PM  

seventypercent: Duke Lonald going the "ballsy but stupid" route, it seems.


Yea, that duck hook off the kids head never works.
 
2013-06-16 03:43:31 PM  
Stricker Snowman or the Niner?
 
2013-06-16 03:44:26 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Stricker Snowman or the Niner?


Snowman!
 
2013-06-16 03:50:32 PM  
I swear, sometimes it's like Phil would RATHER be in an awkward bunker stance than fifty yards off the green in the middle of the fairway.
 
2013-06-16 03:53:26 PM  

seventypercent: I swear, sometimes it's like Phil would RATHER be in an awkward bunker stance than fifty yards off the green in the middle of the fairway.



I always smile when he lands in the bunker.I always think he's in his happy place.
 
2013-06-16 03:53:31 PM  
i.imgur.com

Dufner reacts to an excellent approach with trademark jubilation
 
2013-06-16 03:54:47 PM  
Elihu, would you LOOFAH my STRETCHMARKS?
 
2013-06-16 03:57:51 PM  
Luke Donald barefoot alert!

/oops - from the bank of the crick to the bunker
//damn - first he tries the steal the standard from the next group, now this shiat
 
2013-06-16 04:00:13 PM  
I call him Hunter Mayhem when he puts one in or near the crowd
 
2013-06-16 04:00:40 PM  
can someone shoot down that buzzing airplane?
 
2013-06-16 04:04:08 PM  
Jebus...its like they littered the course with landmines today
 
2013-06-16 04:04:15 PM  

The Smails Kid: Elihu, would you LOOFAH my STRETCHMARKS?


Spalding!  Get your foot off the boat!
 
2013-06-16 04:05:37 PM  

rickythepenguin: can someone shoot down that buzzing airplane?


It's the blimp.

www.nlhs.com

Poor Snoopy 1.
 
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