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(KING 5 News)   Protip: If you're going to steal a bike, get caught, ditch it, and try to escape on foot with the owner chasing you, make sure you're not trying to outrun a marathoner   (king5.com ) divider line
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2013-06-16 12:48:37 PM  
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detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: FatherChaos: That's a pretty brave lady.


It's the Pacific Northwest, not a huge chance the guy was an inner city thug. More than likely a white drifter dude who just wanted a free bike. If this was Cleveland I'd say she was brave.


White drifters have hatchets. Smash, smash, suh-mash.
2013-06-16 12:27:12 PM  
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If only the thief had access to a faster means of escape...
2013-06-16 12:23:24 PM  
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Don't go too fast, but I go pretty far...
2013-06-16 01:40:07 PM  
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Fark_Guy_Rob: - while I have no doubt she could out-run the guy....could she also kick his ass?


After she tires him out, yes.
I recall a similar story someplace a couple years ago, guy grabbed some woman's purse, she took off after him.
She was also a marathon runner and he was just a punk kid.
She paced him until he dropped and got her purse back.
The story said she was yelling stuff like
"I HAVE A CIRCULATORY SYSTEM THAT IS IN TOP SHAPE, I CAN RUN ALL DAY LONG, YOU CAN'T.
YOU WILL STOP. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE."
She didn't call for help or anything. She just ran him down until he keeled over.
2013-06-16 01:25:33 PM  
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99.998er: Ex-Texan: I*'ve done a few  century rides, as well as 150 mile rides, and run a few 10-20ks, but if I was equipped, I'd just use my .45 acp, and wait for the cops. 230 grains will stop them real fast. All my bikes are insured, so there's that. No deductible.
cheapest one I bought was a little over $1300, so there's that too.

Say, don't you have to be at the shooting range in 26 minutes?


Come on, be nice.  It's the Internet.  You can be anything you want on the Internet.  He's no different from the bronies or the furries, 'cept with guns.  Dude probably writes Sig Sauer slashfic at night.

Leave him alone, he's not hurting anyone.  It's just fantasy.
2013-06-16 01:23:15 PM  
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Ex-Texan: I*'ve done a few  century rides, as well as 150 mile rides, and run a few 10-20ks, but if I was equipped, I'd just use my .45 acp, and wait for the cops. 230 grains will stop them real fast. All my bikes are insured, so there's that. No deductible.
cheapest one I bought was a little over $1300, so there's that too.


Say, don't you have to be at the shooting range in 26 minutes?
2013-06-16 12:45:29 PM  
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FatherChaos: That's a pretty brave lady.



It's the Pacific Northwest, not a huge chance the guy was an inner city thug. More than likely a white drifter dude who just wanted a free bike. If this was Cleveland I'd say she was brave.
 
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