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2013-06-16 10:50:34 AM
Fake
 
2013-06-16 10:55:17 AM
That was f*cking adorable.
 
2013-06-16 11:00:44 AM
Pray for Mojo
 
2013-06-16 11:02:39 AM
Juice? Juice? JUICE? JUICE?! JUICE?! JUICE!JUICE!!JUICE!JUICE!!!!!! !

Juice.
 
2013-06-16 11:03:30 AM
Nervous little shiat.
 
2013-06-16 11:11:21 AM

lewismarktwo: Nervous little shiat.


I wonder how much they beat him to teach him to do that.
 
2013-06-16 11:11:27 AM
Cute monkey video, (excerpt from a Ted Talk):

Capuchin monkey fairness experiment
 
2013-06-16 12:27:22 PM
If you like that, check out the recent NOVA on PBS.  I think it was called Genius Ape.

And yeah, I know monkeys aren't apes, but they're both primates, but it was still very interesting.  Apes learning stuff, copying, trying to cooperate, asking humans for help - lots of interesting research.
 
2013-06-16 12:29:57 PM
Cute but I think Ikea monkey beats him in the style department.
 
2013-06-16 02:06:16 PM
Video made me wonder...  Do screw top bottles turn in different directions depending which side of the equator they are opened?
 
2013-06-16 02:17:45 PM

Staffist: Video made me wonder...  Do screw top bottles turn in different directions depending which side of the equator they are opened?


You must blink really slowly.  It opens the normal direction and then the person tightens it up a little so the monkey doesn't spill it.
 
2013-06-16 02:34:27 PM
Below the equator you have to hold the bottle upside down or it all pours out, gravity only goes down, and they're on the underside of the planet...duh.
 
2013-06-16 02:34:35 PM

lewismarktwo: Staffist: Video made me wonder...  Do screw top bottles turn in different directions depending which side of the equator they are opened?

You must blink really slowly.  It opens the normal direction and then the person tightens it up a little so the monkey doesn't spill it.


Oh, rereading your post it seems you were just freethinking. My bad.  Carry on denizen.
 
2013-06-16 03:08:23 PM

gfid: If you like that, check out the recent NOVA on PBS.  I think it was called Genius Ape.

And yeah, I know monkeys aren't apes, but they're both primates, but it was still very interesting.  Apes learning stuff, copying, trying to cooperate, asking humans for help - lots of interesting research.


This?
 
2013-06-16 03:47:44 PM

lewismarktwo: Nervous little shiat.


Something about wild animals should stay wild.
 
2013-06-16 04:57:21 PM

GreatGlavinsGhost: gfid: If you like that, check out the recent NOVA on PBS.  I think it was called Genius Ape.

And yeah, I know monkeys aren't apes, but they're both primates, but it was still very interesting.  Apes learning stuff, copying, trying to cooperate, asking humans for help - lots of interesting research.

This?


Bookmarked for later after I get my lazy ass up and clean something. Thanks for saving me the time of having to look it up!
 
2013-06-16 05:08:31 PM

Bolebuns: lewismarktwo: Nervous little shiat.

Something about wild animals should stay wild.


Like dogs, and cats. They will never be successfully domesticated...said someone in 3000bc.
 
2013-06-16 05:42:06 PM

INeedAName: Bolebuns: lewismarktwo: Nervous little shiat.

Something about wild animals should stay wild.

Like dogs, and cats. They will never be successfully domesticated...said someone in 3000bc.



...or, you are educated like someone from 3000BC... or, maybe you are Justin Bieber.


http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/04/130402-justin-biebe r-c apuchin-monkey-pet-germany-zoonotic-diseases/
 
2013-06-16 06:00:02 PM
There's nothing cuter than watching a high order, intelligent animal degrading itself by performing adorable tricks while clad in a nappy and tied by a rope.
 
2013-06-16 06:04:34 PM

Anthracite: lewismarktwo: Nervous little shiat.

I wonder how much they beat him to teach him to do that.


LMFAO Exactly what I was thinking... Little farker started pounding the hell out of that machine like, 'hurry up dammit, before she beats me like a redheaded stepchild!'
 
2013-06-16 07:25:27 PM
Watched again just to see him slap the shiat out of that machine. WAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAP!

/adorable
 
2013-06-16 08:19:59 PM

drxym: There's nothing cuter than watching a high order, intelligent animal degrading itself by performing adorable tricks while clad in a nappy and tied by a rope.


But enough about American Idol.
 
2013-06-16 09:27:45 PM

drxym: There's nothing cuter than watching a high order, intelligent animal degrading itself by performing adorable tricks while clad in a nappy and tied by a rope.


but enough about congress
 
2013-06-16 10:09:26 PM

drxym: There's nothing cuter than watching a high order, intelligent animal degrading itself by performing adorable tricks while clad in a nappy and tied by a rope.


But enough about your average Farker.
 
2013-06-16 10:25:31 PM
That was way more entertaining than it had any business being.
 
2013-06-17 12:09:52 AM

drxym: There's nothing cuter than watching a high order, intelligent animal degrading itself by performing adorable tricks while clad in a nappy and tied by a rope.


I did a GIS for "diaper bondage" hoping to find a funny picture to post in response to this.  I should really know better.
 
2013-06-17 01:30:06 AM

lewismarktwo: Staffist: Video made me wonder...  Do screw top bottles turn in different directions depending which side of the equator they are opened?

You must blink really slowly.  It opens the normal direction and then the person tightens it up a little so the monkey doesn't spill it.


FWIW, this looks pretty clearly like it's shot in Japan.
 
2013-06-17 04:03:23 AM

Mentat: But enough about American Idol.


I think there's some truth to that. At least they volunteer and sign themselves into bondage.
 
2013-06-17 05:38:49 AM
A monkey with a sugar high.
Greaaaaaaaaaaaatttttt Idea there.......
 
2013-06-17 12:42:48 PM
I like the way the monkey looked at its owner for approval, like it was afraid if it was going to get the shiat beat out of it if it made the wrong move...kind of like Fartbongo looking at Michelle.
 
2013-06-17 08:01:36 PM

bingo the psych-o: drxym: There's nothing cuter than watching a high order, intelligent animal degrading itself by performing adorable tricks while clad in a nappy and tied by a rope.

I did a GIS for "diaper bondage" hoping to find a funny picture to post in response to this.  I should really know better.


Ya you really should have.
 
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