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(KOB4)   While you sleep soundly in your bed at night, The FBI field office in Albuquerque is always alert for explosives folded into a burrito   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Albuquerque FBI, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Journal, Demarco  
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3572 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jun 2013 at 9:38 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-16 10:01:41 AM  
5 votes:

Weapon of ass destruction?
2013-06-16 09:53:50 AM  
3 votes:
All burritos are bombs waiting to happen.
2013-06-16 09:52:46 AM  
3 votes:
Taco Bell pulls that trick on me all the time.
2013-06-16 10:01:37 AM  
2 votes:
2013-06-16 09:58:43 AM  
2 votes:
Boston, Albuquerque.

Looks like the list has come full circle, counter clockwise. The next town to report a bomb threat will either being with a Z or a number from 0-9 or some mark like # or %.

Everyone else can relax.
2013-06-16 09:55:46 AM  
2 votes:

Oh, the chipotally!
2013-06-16 09:52:42 AM  
2 votes:
Will it explode with deliciousness like a party in your mouth?
2013-06-16 10:39:51 AM  
1 vote:
Are you threateding me?
2013-06-16 10:37:30 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like a Yelp review.
2013-06-16 10:01:43 AM  
1 vote:
He should have made a left at Albuquerque.
2013-06-16 09:46:07 AM  
1 vote:
2013-06-16 07:42:37 AM  
1 vote:
Crisis averted, I am pretty sure I ate that one last night.
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