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(Wisconsin Gazette)   'Tanning mom' put in detox for alleged public drunkenness at the Minneapolis airport made famous by Larry (Wide Stance) Craig. That's one happening airport   (wisconsingazette.com) divider line 42
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2013-06-15 10:55:32 PM  
Yeah, because two news items that take place at the same major hub airport in a six year period is really remarkable
 
2013-06-15 11:37:08 PM  
Didn't work

/she's still toxic
 
2013-06-15 11:54:58 PM  
I've been to this airport.  There's nothing happening there.
 
2013-06-16 03:20:21 AM  
I was wondering why the gate agents kept asking for a police officer over the radio.

/glad I didn't see that...thing
//barf
 
2013-06-16 03:25:45 AM  

Babwa Wawa: I've been to this airport.  There's nothing happening there.


Well, you were there.
 
2013-06-16 03:30:34 AM  
You look in a mirror and that leather skinned face looks back, you are entitled to be drunk.
 
2013-06-16 03:33:47 AM  
OMGwhothehellcares.jpg
 
2013-06-16 03:37:32 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-16 03:42:30 AM  
Tan-

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-16 04:10:27 AM  
It's really too bad. She's got a daughter who must be catching hell at school because of the behavior of the mom.

A parent is someone who a kid could look up to. This woman has failed her daughter.
 
2013-06-16 04:42:29 AM  

DreamSnipers: You look in a mirror and that leather skinned face looks back, you are entitled to be drunk.


...or else it's time to take off the mask you made from all the girls you killed.
 
2013-06-16 04:57:16 AM  
Rumor has it she tried to register for the flight under the name of Tan Brewer.

i.imgur.com

But that is just a rumor
 
2013-06-16 05:07:33 AM  
The only airport in America without a Cinnabon. I don't even know why I live in this city...
 
2013-06-16 05:24:21 AM  
The problem with MSP is Delta's farking dominance, but at least it isn't the shiatshow that is ORD.
 
2013-06-16 06:09:36 AM  

illannoyin:


Not even remotely similar

/Idiot
 
2013-06-16 06:30:54 AM  

Babwa Wawa: I've been to this airport.  There's nothing happening there.


Obviously you were in the wrong stall.
 
2013-06-16 06:58:29 AM  

cc_rider: Babwa Wawa: I've been to this airport. There's nothing happening there.

Obviously you were in the wrong stall.


photos1.blogger.com

I found the correct stall between connecting flights at MSP
I took a couple of assgaskets as souvenirs.
I'm hoping to get them autographed someday.
 
2013-06-16 07:59:11 AM  
To be fair, no one else does anything in Minnesota other than stay in the airport and get hammered.
 
2013-06-16 08:37:03 AM  
As someone flying into MSP in a couple of weeks, yadda yadda yadda...
 
2013-06-16 08:57:37 AM  
Buttsecks?
 
2013-06-16 09:27:58 AM  

digistil: The problem with MSP is Delta's farking dominance, but at least it isn't the shiatshow that is ORD.


I'm literally boarding a plane at ORD heading to MSP right now. Yes it is a shiatshow. Yes I will be drunk in Minneapolis.
 
2013-06-16 09:54:07 AM  
'I,m Tan Mom, Biatch!'
 
2013-06-16 10:20:57 AM  
In August 2012, she was invited to the XL Nightclub, a popular New York gay bar, to host its weekly "Hot Mess" party. But she became too intoxicated to perform her hosting duties, according to TMZ, which had video of her stumbling, slurring and flashing her underwear to the audience.

What the. I dont even.
 
2013-06-16 10:28:20 AM  

Babwa Wawa: I've been to this airport.  There's nothing happening there.


What's happening at MSP is a GRUMPY bunch of TSA folks. By contrast the TSA group at Albuquerque are stunningly nice and friendly.

This is not meant to be a threadjack, it's just my biggest impression of MSP.
 
2013-06-16 11:05:29 AM  

o5iiawah: In August 2012, she was invited to the XL Nightclub, a popular New York gay bar, to host its weekly "Hot Mess" party. But she became too intoxicated to perform her hosting duties, according to TMZ, which had video of her stumbling, slurring and flashing her underwear to the audience.

What the. I dont even.


Sounds like a perfect example of a "hot mess" to me...
 
2013-06-16 11:12:12 AM  
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Travellin' Tigger visits the Larry Craig Memorial MSP Bathroom.
 
2013-06-16 11:28:53 AM  
Wide Stance.....Came for baseball average enhancement....Leaving still hitting .202.
 
2013-06-16 11:58:03 AM  
Who knew, back when we first heard of this woman, that she had mental issues and an addictive personality? Shocking this isn't.
 
2013-06-16 12:04:41 PM  
I got arrested there for being drunk but I just had them take me to jail.
 
2013-06-16 01:40:21 PM  

o5iiawah: In August 2012, she was invited to the XL Nightclub, a popular New York gay bar, to host its weekly "Hot Mess" party. But she became too intoxicated to perform her hosting duties, according to TMZ, which had video of her stumbling, slurring and flashing her underwear to the audience.

What the. I dont even.


The Aristocrats.
 
2013-06-16 02:00:29 PM  
 
2013-06-16 03:07:17 PM  
Did I remember correctly that MSP has traveling cart vendors pushing BEER around to sell? I might not be remembering that one correctly. I do remember MSP being needlessly complicated by too many mall stores encroaching into the walkways, which meant you needed to do a nice fast dash through clusters of people standing around drinking in the aisles. Oh and $18 for a Maker's Mark, because "it's popular in Chicago?" GFY Minne-noplace.
 
2013-06-16 03:26:11 PM  

Bpjosep: digistil: The problem with MSP is Delta's farking dominance, but at least it isn't the shiatshow that is ORD.

I'm literally boarding a plane at ORD heading to MSP right now. Yes it is a shiatshow. Yes I will be drunk in Minneapolis.



Oh. My. God.

It's bad enough that you're flying, and flying a domestic airline, and flying through a connection at ORD (which I was at 6 am today).

But when you get saddled with an "Ohare-based crew"? *shudder*
 
2013-06-16 03:56:32 PM  

Generation_D: Did I remember correctly that MSP has traveling cart vendors pushing BEER around to sell? I might not be remembering that one correctly. I do remember MSP being needlessly complicated by too many mall stores encroaching into the walkways, which meant you needed to do a nice fast dash through clusters of people standing around drinking in the aisles. Oh and $18 for a Maker's Mark, because "it's popular in Chicago?" GFY Minne-noplace.


Sounds like they saw you coming from a mile away.
 
2013-06-16 04:01:58 PM  

DoctorCal: Bpjosep: digistil: The problem with MSP is Delta's farking dominance, but at least it isn't the shiatshow that is ORD.

I'm literally boarding a plane at ORD heading to MSP right now. Yes it is a shiatshow. Yes I will be drunk in Minneapolis.


Oh. My. God.

It's bad enough that you're flying, and flying a domestic airline, and flying through a connection at ORD (which I was at 6 am today).

But when you get saddled with an "Ohare-based crew"? *shudder*


I can beat that... if you have an international departure on a non-domestic airline at ORD, you fly from T5. T5 has one very small concession stand that sells candy and a beer cart that sells shiatty beer for ~$12 a bottle. That's it. No wifi. Not even a stupid TV with CNN. It makes lounge access worth everything in the world.
 
2013-06-16 05:30:59 PM  

digistil: DoctorCal: Bpjosep: digistil: The problem with MSP is Delta's farking dominance, but at least it isn't the shiatshow that is ORD.

I'm literally boarding a plane at ORD heading to MSP right now. Yes it is a shiatshow. Yes I will be drunk in Minneapolis.


Oh. My. God.

It's bad enough that you're flying, and flying a domestic airline, and flying through a connection at ORD (which I was at 6 am today).

But when you get saddled with an "Ohare-based crew"? *shudder*

I can beat that... if you have an international departure on a non-domestic airline at ORD, you fly from T5. T5 has one very small concession stand that sells candy and a beer cart that sells shiatty beer for ~$12 a bottle. That's it. No wifi. Not even a stupid TV with CNN. It makes lounge access worth everything in the world.


Wow. That's even worse than where I had dinner last night.
 
2013-06-16 06:06:29 PM  

Chafed Willi: The only airport in America without a Cinnabon. I don't even know why I live in this city...


There's the one in the MOA RIGHT OVER THERE
 
2013-06-16 06:21:18 PM  
Did people not know that Minneapolis had an airport until Larry Craig?
 
2013-06-16 06:24:33 PM  

ravenlore: Babwa Wawa: I've been to this airport.  There's nothing happening there.

What's happening at MSP is a GRUMPY bunch of TSA folks. By contrast the TSA group at Albuquerque are stunningly nice and friendly.

This is not meant to be a threadjack, it's just my biggest impression of MSP.


Msp is slow as hell to get through too. I don't know why but a medium sized line can be 45 minutes easily.
 
2013-06-17 12:33:00 AM  

Chafed Willi: The only airport in America without a Cinnabon. I don't even know why I live in this city...


One can't buy anything in my airport. Nothing. Nada. I'm guessing you have not been in many small airports.

/been to a lot of them
//small city
 
2013-06-17 12:34:48 AM  
Once inside security, Seatac is pretty great. But it would be nice if they had some of the restaurants and amenities outside the gates for families to have one last meal together at the airport.
 
2013-06-17 03:23:49 AM  

Mrtraveler01: As someone flying into MSP in a couple of weeks, yadda yadda yadda...


I flew into MSP with my wife and three children in February.  We were facing a four hour layover, and were joyously surprised to find this waiting for us at the gate.

The icing was wandering off a little and finding some pinball machines. That was after my gastropub-quality rare roast beef sandwich. It was almost jarring, to be treated so well by some sector of the air travel business. Here is an ipad, for everyone in your family, with games, and a pleasant, modern way to order food you would be happy to get were you not stuck in an airport.

So yeah, go there.
 
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