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(Curbed)   For rent: 500 square-foot studio on the top floor of a four-story walk-up on the Upper West Side. Large penis in listing picture not included   (ny.curbed.com) divider line 51
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2013-06-15 06:26:17 PM
Please no pets.


Would that count as an anaconda?
 
2013-06-15 06:33:06 PM
You mean the ad DOESN'T say, "Gorgeous Exposed Pricks through and decorative fireplace?"
 
2013-06-15 07:31:29 PM
I love how every time someone does something stupid online, they were hacked.
 
2013-06-15 07:38:36 PM
I almost bought a condo in that building years ago. was just a little out of my range. Would have made a tidy profit on it after a few years. Did I mention I have a huge schlong?
 
2013-06-15 10:18:41 PM
You would have to be a huge dick to live there.
 
2013-06-15 10:19:35 PM
Nice place, but how to donate the sculpture
 
2013-06-15 10:21:46 PM
From the look of that penis, that Realtor will rent to Jews.
 
2013-06-15 10:23:47 PM
Just why did this get greenlit? now we're going to see a scourge of Farkers posting real estate with Penis reflections in toasters.
 
2013-06-15 10:23:57 PM
Google Glass strikes again!
 
2013-06-15 10:26:09 PM
Okay, $2,000 a month for the studio, and all the cock I can handle?  Sign me up.
 
2013-06-15 10:26:17 PM

Klaumbaz: Just why did this get greenlit? now we're going to see a scourge of Farkers posting real estate with Penis reflections in toasters.


We can identify the killer from the reflection in the toaster! Enhance! ENHANCE!
 
2013-06-15 10:29:44 PM
Don't you mean:

"......humdrum studio apartment on the  Upper West Side got jizzed (sic) up quite a bit ........ "
 
2013-06-15 10:30:48 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Please no pets.


Would that count as an anaconda?



No.  It would count as a verb.
 
2013-06-15 10:31:06 PM
Perhaps the realtor was hacked; maybe he just was lucky, charmed; hard to say.
 
2013-06-15 10:31:14 PM
That's a nice view.
 
2013-06-15 10:33:34 PM
Oh right, like none of you have made that mistake before.

/sorry about last mothers day, mom
 
2013-06-15 10:33:35 PM
As if we needed proof that real estate brokers are big dicks.
 
2013-06-15 10:33:53 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Please no pets.


Would that count as an anaconda?


LOL  I was thinking the same thing.  Damn, that thing needs at least half of the 500 sq. ft. on its own.
 
2013-06-15 10:37:01 PM
It's just the camera angle it's an average penis not large
 
2013-06-15 10:43:18 PM
Must be the same hacker that got Andrew Weiner
 
2013-06-15 10:44:21 PM

cardex: It's just the camera angle it's an average penis not large


I want my security deposit back.
 
2013-06-15 10:51:34 PM
Just goes to show that the penis mightier than the sword.
 
2013-06-15 10:54:56 PM
Yeah. I wouldn't call that "large", because if it is, then my girl and I might need to start using the word "enormous" from now on.

/Oh wait. She does.
//No I will not show you.
 
2013-06-15 10:56:10 PM
 
2013-06-15 10:58:12 PM
They're never as big when you see them in person.
 
2013-06-15 11:02:13 PM

alltim: They're never as big when you see them in person.


I read that as in prison.
 
2013-06-15 11:03:47 PM

Somebody Else: The Gawker article has funny comments:  http://gawker.com/nyc-realtor-lists-gorgeous-2000-loft-located-inside - sp-513447283 http://gawker.com/nyc-realtor-lists-gorgeous-2000-loft- located-inside- sp-513447283
/gawker!


"500 sq ft? So no ballroom then, I guess. "

R. O. T. F. L.
 
2013-06-15 11:14:24 PM

ZeroCorpse: Yeah. I wouldn't call that "large", because if it is, then my girl and I might need to start using the word "enormous" from now on.

/Oh wait. She does.
//No I will not show you.


Your girlfriend has a dick?
 
2013-06-15 11:17:38 PM
Anthony Weiner is a realtor?
 
2013-06-15 11:20:31 PM
500 square foot studio?  Hell, in Hong Kong that's easily a 2 bedroom apt.

Wait, what was the point of this thread?
 
2013-06-15 11:22:15 PM
Damn that is one scarred up dick.  That's a lot of STDs or someone went for the light socket, blender and garbage disposal trifecta of farking.
 
2013-06-15 11:28:30 PM
Oh myy.
 
2013-06-15 11:37:28 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-15 11:38:45 PM
a classic from realtor.com:

media.noob.us
 
2013-06-15 11:43:25 PM
So, prospective tenants will get screwed?
 
2013-06-15 11:45:13 PM

naughtyrev: I love how every time someone does something stupid online, they were hacked.


You wouldn't believe how much my Fark account gets hacked.
 
2013-06-15 11:58:58 PM
so, you really do get dicked over in New York real estate.
 
2013-06-16 12:04:20 AM

ZeroCorpse: Yeah. I wouldn't call that "large", because if it is, then my girl and I might need to start using the word "enormous" from now on.

/Oh wait. She does.
//No I will not show you.


Look at the uncensored pic in the gawker link (which is nsfw.) The head isn't even in the frame. I guess it could be a dildo, or porn, or nmc [not my cock] but that would be false advertising.
 
2013-06-16 12:13:52 AM

cardex: It's just the camera angle it's an average penis not large


How YOU doin'?
 
2013-06-16 12:15:32 AM
Who's the Realtor?....A. weiner?

/ running for Mayor
 
2013-06-16 12:24:10 AM
The worst thing about having a large member is when you sit in the sauna and it lays on the bench.
 
2013-06-16 12:33:06 AM
Considering Real Estate agents are some of the biggest scumbags on the planet, this isnt that shocking.
 
2013-06-16 12:44:43 AM
I sometimes wonder if and by how much my life would be improved by having a large, or even average sized wang.
 
2013-06-16 12:45:52 AM
"And just remember the three most important things about real estate: Size, size, and size!"
 
2013-06-16 12:53:08 AM
So, does it come with the apartment?
 
2013-06-16 01:41:56 AM
FTFA: "Surprisingly,not posting pictures of your genitalia on the internet is quite easy"

oh really? then why do I keep doing it? You can't answer that.
 
2013-06-16 03:45:12 AM
He just grabbed it from the wrong folder.

farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-06-16 08:04:14 AM
So, is that the new, go-to excuse now?  Hackers did it?
 
2013-06-16 12:25:11 PM
I still like the home listing with the picture window & the two dogs humping in the yard.
 
2013-06-16 03:01:57 PM
Good starter unit for a newlywed couple.
 
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