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(Lincoln Journal Star)   When escaping from prison, it's best not to argue with your getaway driver/girlfriend. She might just dump you off on the side of the road and tell the cops where to find you   (journalstar.com) divider line 28
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2013-06-15 09:54:40 PM
I guarantee she was telling him how he was escaping all wrong.
 
2013-06-15 10:11:20 PM
Dylan Aufdengarten

Gesundheit.
 
2013-06-15 10:29:57 PM
Never drive with an angry woman. - Chris Rock
 
2013-06-15 10:33:00 PM
I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you've got in the drawer.
 
2013-06-15 10:42:26 PM
This story has a few more details plus pics. He had only 30 more days to serve, but now he's facing a felony conviction of five years jail time for trying to escape. And he was in jail for assaulting his girlfriend. A couple of winners there.
 
2013-06-15 10:43:10 PM
Woody Allen was in jail?
 
2013-06-15 10:44:14 PM
Sounds like he said fuq it..rather be in prison.
 
2013-06-15 10:51:26 PM

skinink: This story has a few more details plus pics. He had only 30 more days to serve, but now he's facing a felony conviction of five years jail time for trying to escape. And he was in jail for assaulting his girlfriend. A couple of winners there.


Also gets a set of leg irons and a night in the box.
 
2013-06-15 10:52:10 PM
Yeah, the fact that:

1. he resorted to crime with a jail sentence
2. he managed to get caught and convicted
3. he tried to break out

all kind of point to him being way too stupid to begin with to pick up on the "don't start a fight with your getaway driver" thing.
 
2013-06-15 10:52:13 PM
Chicks got big emotions.  Crushes all the logic.
 
2013-06-15 10:58:40 PM
"Don't make me stop this car!"
 
2013-06-15 11:18:46 PM
"He got weed!"
 
2013-06-15 11:34:08 PM
MISS TECSHMACHER!!!
 
2013-06-15 11:57:02 PM
"He got..."

CakeandBeer: "He got weed!"


Damn it!
 
2013-06-15 11:57:07 PM

Makh: Never drive with an angry woman. - Chris Rock


This ↑↑↑↑

Was she also screaming HE GOT WEED! HE GOT WEED!

*NSFW Language*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koAyLPUftHo
 
2013-06-16 12:18:15 AM
She got charged with aiding and abetting. There is not half a brain between the both of them. Did she think they would just let her go after admitting she was the getaway driver?
 
2013-06-16 12:25:13 AM
"So honey, what's the first thing you wanna do out of jail?"
"A threesome with a hot teen."
"GET OUT!!"
 
2013-06-16 12:28:05 AM

Makh: Never drive with an angry woman. - Chris Rock


One...

CakeandBeer: "He got weed!"


Two...

illannoyin: Makh: Never drive with an angry woman. - Chris Rock

This ↑↑↑↑

Was she also screaming HE GOT WEED! HE GOT WEED!

*NSFW Language*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koAyLPUftHo


And three.  We're thoroughly done here, folks.  Last one, lights, and all that.
 
2013-06-16 12:29:29 AM

skinink: This story has a few more details plus pics. He had only 30 more days to serve, but now he's facing a felony conviction of five years jail time for trying to escape. And he was in jail for assaulting his girlfriend. A couple of winners there.


In Kentucky, they make sure that any inmates that escape are charged not only with escape (5 more years) but also a persistent felony offender charge which adds another 10 years. I treated a guy that only had 9 months to go and he made a run for it. Amongst his many injuries included: dig bites, fractured clavicle, boot print to the head, broken arm, and the cherry on top of the pain cake was several taser burns to the scrotum. No farking way is try to escape.
 
2013-06-16 12:32:10 AM

Bender The Offender: skinink: This story has a few more details plus pics. He had only 30 more days to serve, but now he's facing a felony conviction of five years jail time for trying to escape. And he was in jail for assaulting his girlfriend. A couple of winners there.

In Kentucky, they make sure that any inmates that escape are charged not only with escape (5 more years) but also a persistent felony offender charge which adds another 10 years. I treated a guy that only had 9 months to go and he made a run for it. Amongst his many injuries included: dig bites, fractured clavicle, boot print to the head, broken arm, and the cherry on top of the pain cake was several taser burns to the scrotum. No farking way is try to escape.


smh
 
2013-06-16 01:59:18 AM
What a dumb beach.  She just got charged with a felony.  This is another reason why women should be running the world.
 
2013-06-16 02:12:21 AM
His first words to her:  "Put on a little weight, haven't ya?"
 
2013-06-16 03:13:07 AM

Lsherm: I guarantee she was telling him how he was escaping all wrong.


Well...
 
2013-06-16 03:14:37 AM
I mean, I don't want to sound like women sympathizer, but technically she's correct
 
2013-06-16 08:28:06 AM

mikewadestr: What a dumb beach.  She just got charged with a felony.  This is another reason why women should be running the world.


There's a fine line between a stupid biatch and a nasty, spiteful one. Just ask my uncle.

/Visit us more often, I worry about you, seriously
//You really should have let my cousins rot in jail for a bit too, ungrateful f*ckers...
 
2013-06-16 09:14:42 AM
fusillade762
Aufdengarten

Gesundheit.


"Auf den Garten" actually makes sense in German.

You could read that as an imperative: "Open the garden!" ("Auf" = "Auf(machen)" = "to open" or rather "to make open")
Or use it as a fragment in a sentence, meaning "towards the garden".

At first I though "on top of the garden", but that would require a different case, i.e. "auf dem Garten"
 
2013-06-16 09:44:08 AM
  She specifically told him to bring gas money...
 
2013-06-16 10:05:18 AM
Raising Arizona?
 
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