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(People Magazine)   "Yo Beyonce, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish...but Kim has one of the best babies OF ALL TIME"   (people.com) divider line 109
    More: Scary, Kim Kardashian, Scott Disick, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Keep Up  
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6799 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 15 Jun 2013 at 9:41 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-15 09:37:30 PM  
i.imgur.com

Stop the presses.
 
2013-06-15 09:43:06 PM  
Your mom's a whore.
 
2013-06-15 09:44:45 PM  
I was really hoping there would not be a thread about this.

/no hope for humanity.
 
2013-06-15 09:46:49 PM  
Thought hers and the royal baby were due on the same day?
 
2013-06-15 09:48:31 PM  
and lo' the horns did sound and with their trumpeting it did signal the end of the world.

REPENT SINNERS!
 
2013-06-15 09:48:44 PM  
Start the count down clock, 18 years until a mother/whatever she had sex tape directed by grandma.
 
2013-06-15 09:49:02 PM  
blog.inthewildtesting.com
 
2013-06-15 09:50:29 PM  
I wonder how much they will get when they whore out the baby pics to some tabloid.
 
2013-06-15 09:51:52 PM  
images.sodahead.com
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
i692.photobucket.com
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-06-15 09:52:20 PM  
Sorry. No shiats given.
 
2013-06-15 09:53:50 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-15 09:54:53 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com is born
 
2013-06-15 09:55:27 PM  
Kanyes album and Kim's water breaks in the same weekend.  I say they were both staged
 
2013-06-15 09:57:57 PM  
i271.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-15 09:58:15 PM  
I submitted this with a worse headline
 
2013-06-15 09:58:50 PM  

Dougie AXP: and lo' the horns did sound and with their trumpeting it did signal the end of the world.

REPENT SINNERS!


It'll be okay. Those Satanic nuns are always getting their devil spawn mixed up.
 
2013-06-15 09:58:51 PM  
How could she have a baby? She's not even married!
 
2013-06-15 10:10:14 PM  

Dougie AXP: and lo' the horns did sound and with their trumpeting it did signal the end of the world.

REPENT SINNERS!


And the sky was as sackcloth, and the sea was as blood.
 
2013-06-15 10:10:53 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Dougie AXP: and lo' the horns did sound and with their trumpeting it did signal the end of the world.

REPENT SINNERS!

It'll be okay. Those Satanic nuns are always getting their devil spawn mixed up.


Better watch out for the Them.  Especially their leader.  (That book was the first thing by Pratchett or Gaiman I had ever read.)
 
2013-06-15 10:10:55 PM  
I'm truly surprised at how many people don't care.
 
kab
2013-06-15 10:11:13 PM  
2 people had a kid?

NO WAI.
 
2013-06-15 10:12:14 PM  

kab: 2 people had a kid?

NO WAI.


"People" may be stretching it a bit.
 
2013-06-15 10:14:54 PM  
A pox on that bastard.
 
2013-06-15 10:21:09 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

I remember Revelation 6:12. "And I looked, and he opened the sixth seal, and behold, there was a great earthquake. And the sun became as black as sack cloth, and the moon became as blood."
 
2013-06-15 10:24:49 PM  
I feel sorry for the kid.  She is not in for a stable childhood.
 
2013-06-15 10:27:25 PM  

Triumph: [i.imgur.com image 500x375]

Stop the presses.


Not white-knighting, but your watching "E!" dude.  Mindless celebrity crap is kinda their thing.
 
2013-06-15 10:44:23 PM  
Meh... Every parent thinks their little snowflake is the most perfect thing every to fall out of a gigantic gaping crotch, when in reality all newborn babies look like a bloated, deformed E.T. that mated with a raisin.

/ugly baby is ugly
 
2013-06-15 10:47:12 PM  
Enjoy going through school having a mother with a famous sex tape!
 
2013-06-15 10:50:17 PM  

Xanadone: Mad_Radhu: Dougie AXP: and lo' the horns did sound and with their trumpeting it did signal the end of the world.

REPENT SINNERS!

It'll be okay. Those Satanic nuns are always getting their devil spawn mixed up.

Better watch out for the Them.  Especially their leader.  (That book was the first thing by Pratchett or Gaiman I had ever read.)


Sandman got me started on Gaiman, but Good Omens was my gateway drug into Discworld.
 
2013-06-15 10:50:22 PM  

Marshal805: Triumph: [i.imgur.com image 500x375]

Stop the presses.

Not white-knighting, but your watching "E!" dude.  Mindless celebrity crap is kinda their thing.


Caught it channel flipping and just had to take a pic. What do you think the BBC will do when Kate's water breaks? Same dif.
 
2013-06-15 10:52:58 PM  
I've seen a video of the birth, it's not that exciting.  She mostly just lies there moaning a little, the baby does most of the work.
 
2013-06-15 10:54:37 PM  
ic.pics.livejournal.com
 
2013-06-15 10:56:24 PM  
I wonder if balloons fell from the ceiling when it came out cause it was the 10,000th person in that vagina.
 
2013-06-15 10:57:50 PM  
It makes me a horrible person, but I was hoping for stillbirth.
 
2013-06-15 11:01:27 PM  
Did she ever finalize the divorce from the last guy?
 
2013-06-15 11:02:22 PM  

Triumph: Marshal805: Triumph: [i.imgur.com image 500x375]

Stop the presses.

Not white-knighting, but your watching "E!" dude.  Mindless celebrity crap is kinda their thing.

Caught it channel flipping and just had to take a pic. What do you think the BBC will do when Kate's water breaks? Same dif.


Fair point.
 
2013-06-15 11:02:38 PM  
Sure a lot of farkers who cared enough to show how much they don't care in this thread...
 
2013-06-15 11:06:25 PM  
d3qvyul2tp4j8.cloudfront.net
 
2013-06-15 11:16:48 PM  
A stupid whore had a baby.  Stop the farking presses!
 
2013-06-15 11:25:00 PM  

texdent: Thought hers and the royal baby were due on the same day?


And you know damn well Kim was all, "Oh HELL no! This kid's comin' out NOW!"

/and not a fark was given
//but I'm here anyway
///whatevs
 
2013-06-15 11:30:10 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Sure a lot of farkers who cared enough to show how much they don't care in this thread...


What the hell, cut them some slack.  It's Saturday night and the basement is beyond boring.

/not in the basement
//working
///damnit....
 
2013-06-15 11:30:34 PM  
I'm only interested due to a morbid curiosity as to what stupid ass name they are going to give the kid.
 
2013-06-15 11:32:51 PM  

rynthetyn: Did she ever finalize the divorce from the last guy?


Yes, it was even a newsflash on the main page.
 
2013-06-15 11:36:43 PM  

delathi: I'm only interested due to a morbid curiosity as to what stupid ass name they are going to give the kid.


Given the putative father's ego, it will be something royal sounding.
 
2013-06-15 11:36:56 PM  
www.reddwarfmedia.com
/obscure?
 
2013-06-15 11:38:12 PM  

Death Whisper: [d3qvyul2tp4j8.cloudfront.net image 500x728]


Your girlfriend, of course, has never been with any other man.
 
2013-06-15 11:47:16 PM  
I hate both of these people but if they don't take the opportunity to name the baby North By North, I will hate them even more.
 
2013-06-15 11:53:39 PM  
I'd much rather have Beyonce pregnant with my child than Kim.

That is all.
 
2013-06-15 11:58:57 PM  

optional: I'd much rather have Beyonce pregnant with my child than Kim.

That is all.


You misspelled "Shakira".
 
2013-06-16 12:00:54 AM  
DAT ASS.
 
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